Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work. "Guess what, mate," says the
first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar." "What
did you do?" says the other IT guy. "Well, I invited her over to mine, we
had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me
to take all her clothes off." "You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.
"I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk next
to my new laptop." "Really? You got a new laptop?"
Mr. Mistery.
Fun? click on:
http://www.xs4all.nl/~npjdjong/index.html
Twee IT-maten zitten na hun werk in een kroeg. "Hoor eens", zegt de een
tegen de ander, "gisteren heb ik een vreselijk lekker blond stuk
versierd, met zukke prammen". "Zo", zegt de andere
automatiseringsexpert, "en wat heb je met haar gedaan?"
"Nou, ik heb haar meegenomen naar m'n flatje, daar hebben we wat
gedronken. We kwamen behoorlijk lekker in de stemming, toen ze me
plotseling vroeg of ik haar uit wilde kleden."
"Dat méén je niet", zei de tweede IT-specialist weer.
"Ja, en toen heb ik haar rokje uitgedaan en tilde haar op en legde haar
mijn bureau naast m'n nieuwe laptop."
De tweede weer: "Verrek, heb jij een nieuwe laptop?"
> Twee IT-maten zitten na hun werk in een kroeg. "Hoor eens", zegt de een
> tegen de ander, "gisteren heb ik een vreselijk lekker blond stuk
...yet Larry and Greg bitch about my spelling....
>> Twee IT-maten zitten na hun werk in een kroeg. "Hoor eens",
>> zegt de een tegen de ander, "gisteren heb ik een vreselijk
>> lekker blond stuk
>
> ...yet Larry and Greg bitch about my spelling....
If you want to misspell in Dutch, we'll bitch about that too.
For all you guys know, I may be spelling in a ferrin' language.
> For all you guys know, I may be spelling in a ferrin' language.
Use American, like any decent normal person should!
Decent and normal, eh?
Well that leaves me out
R.h would be empty.
Braggart.
>> Use American, like any decent normal person should!
>
> R.h would be empty.
Please do not cloud the issue with facts.
Haha ! That was fiction.
Larry would still be here.
>> Twee IT-maten zitten na hun werk in een kroeg. "Hoor eens", zegt de een
>> tegen de ander, "gisteren heb ik een vreselijk lekker blond stuk
>
>...yet Larry and Greg bitch about my spelling....
Greg and I believe that it is our duty to Usenet to bitch about your
spelling. Besides, we're both getting paid handsomely to do so.
>>>> Twee IT-maten zitten na hun werk in een kroeg. "Hoor eens",
>>>> zegt de een tegen de ander, "gisteren heb ik een vreselijk
>>>> lekker blond stuk
>>>
>>> ...yet Larry and Greg bitch about my spelling....
>>
>> If you want to misspell in Dutch, we'll bitch about that too.
>
>For all you guys know, I may be spelling in a ferrin' language.
You're right. English does appear to be a foreign language to you.
>>>> Use American, like any decent normal person should!
>>>
>>> R.h would be empty.
>>
>> Please do not cloud the issue with facts.
>
>Haha ! That was fiction.
>Larry would still be here.
Who is this Larry of which you speak?
Amazing, since I'm getting paid to
give you something to bitch about.
Eh, so I don't speak like they do in England.
You'd prefer I lie?
Let me rephrase that: you'd prefer I pretended to be something I'm not?
OK, trying again here . . . I'm adaptable - whadda ya want?
No worries . . . Several entire countries are in the same boat
>>>>>> Twee IT-maten zitten na hun werk in een kroeg. "Hoor eens",
>>>>>> zegt de een tegen de ander, "gisteren heb ik een vreselijk
>>>>>> lekker blond stuk
>>>>>
>>>>> ...yet Larry and Greg bitch about my spelling....
>>>>
>>>> If you want to misspell in Dutch, we'll bitch about that too.
>>>
>>>For all you guys know, I may be spelling in a ferrin' language.
>>
>> You're right. English does appear to be a foreign language to you.
>
>Eh, so I don't speak like they do in England.
You apparently don't spell like they do either.
>>>> Twee IT-maten zitten na hun werk in een kroeg. "Hoor eens", zegt de een
>>>> tegen de ander, "gisteren heb ik een vreselijk lekker blond stuk
>>>...yet Larry and Greg bitch about my spelling....
>> Greg and I believe that it is our duty to Usenet to bitch about your
>> spelling. Besides, we're both getting paid handsomely to do so.
>
>Amazing, since I'm getting paid to
>give you something to bitch about.
It's a win/win situation so quit griping about it.
> OK, trying again here . . . I'm adaptable - whadda ya want?
Two thousand dollars and a back rub.
And it sinks lower every day.
Oh, just because other people do things, you
have to do it too, Mr. Hastobeliketheotherdorks.
> Greg and I believe that it is our duty to Usenet to bitch
> about your spelling. Besides, we're both getting paid
> handsomely to do so.
Then why can't you pay your setup-fee bill?
>> Greg and I believe that it is our duty to Usenet to bitch
>> about your spelling. Besides, we're both getting paid
>> handsomely to do so.
>
> Amazing, since I'm getting paid to
> give you something to bitch about.
Good ol' capitalism at work....
But, see, since there's two of you, I get paid twice as much.
I'm bragging. Learned that from Summer.
>> OK, trying again here . . . I'm adaptable - whadda ya want?
>
> Two thousand dollars and a back rub.
That's thinking outside the box....
At least the two thousand dollars is the truth.
Yep. Supply and demand.
Much as I appreciate the cred's . . . I must demur . . . you have that
talent all on your own
The first is up to you . . . and you're too far away for the second
>>>>>For all you guys know, I may be spelling in a ferrin' language.
>>>> You're right. English does appear to be a foreign language to you.
>>>Eh, so I don't speak like they do in England.
>>
>> You apparently don't spell like they do either.
>
>Oh, just because other people do things, you
>have to do it too, Mr. Hastobeliketheotherdorks.
So you expect us to believe you when you tell us that the reason you
misspell is that you're a spelling rebel, right? It's about time I
put on my hip waders because the BS is getting deep in here.
OK, I will. You can have my share of the handsomely next month. You
definitely need it more than I do.
> It's about time I put on my hip waders because the BS is getting deep in
> here.
Open your bathroom door, dude !
And will be until they quit using the word "blog".
When it comes to me, I don't brag.
I merely mention what is.
You asked what I wanted. Just be glad I was polite.
...yet there is a slight chance if I had told you what
I really wanted, you'd be visiting real soon.
No, wait.....that would be Peachy. Nevermind.
> You can have my share of the handsomely next
> month. You definitely need it more than I do.
Hey!
> It's about time I put on my hip waders because the
> BS is getting deep in here.
...said the Most Frequent Poster.
>> So you expect us to believe you when you tell us that the
>> reason you misspell is that you're a spelling rebel, right?
>
> And will be until they quit using the word "blog".
I gotta agree with him on that one.
<shrugs> as do I . . . shared talents scare me
<hand Larry a mirror>
<cue Greg> SRPOTW
>>>>>>>For all you guys know, I may be spelling in a ferrin' language.
>>>>>> You're right. English does appear to be a foreign language to you.
>>>>>Eh, so I don't speak like they do in England.
>>>> You apparently don't spell like they do either.
>>>Oh, just because other people do things, you
>>>have to do it too, Mr. Hastobeliketheotherdorks.
>>
>> So you expect us to believe you when you tell us that the reason you
>> misspell is that you're a spelling rebel, right?
>
>And will be until they quit using the word "blog".
I don't believe you.
>> It's about time I put on my hip waders because the BS is getting deep in
>> here.
>
>Open your bathroom door, dude !
Why should I? The BS is coming from your computer.
Him who?
>> It's about time I put on my hip waders because the
>> BS is getting deep in here.
>
>...said the Most Frequent Poster.
Can I help it if all you guys reply to me? It would be rude of me not
to respond to all you little folk. <g>
>> ... It's about time I put on my hip waders because the BS
>> is getting deep in here.
>
><hand Larry a mirror>
Is my hair messed up again? My wife just loves to run her fingers
through my wavy locks.
><cue Greg> SRPOTW
My post was not self-referential! This time, at least.
>> You can have my share of the handsomely next
>> month. You definitely need it more than I do.
>
>Hey!
See what I mean, guys? There is just no pleasing some people.
It is difficult to believe that anyone uses "blog" as a valid word.
I sure love them "return to sender" features.
Sounds like an oriental owl.
Idiots do; believe it.
About what ?
Be very afraid.
Now I'm amused . . . thanks
Hmm. There's about 17 gazillion folks out there that would like to
disagree with you. How long have you been out of touch with the rest
of the world?
>>>>> So you expect us to believe you when you tell us that the reason you
>>>>> misspell is that you're a spelling rebel, right?
>>>>
>>>>And will be until they quit using the word "blog".
>>>
>>> I don't believe you.
>>
>> It is difficult to believe that anyone uses "blog" as a valid word.
>
>Idiots do; believe it.
Contrarian morons don't; believe it. I guess that you never heard of
Web 2.0, RSS feeds, bloggers being included as the legitimate Press at
almost every major event, etc.
You can call it web log if you like. The rest of the planet will just
keep on saying blog.
>>>>>>>>>For all you guys know, I may be spelling in a ferrin' language.
>>>>>>>> You're right. English does appear to be a foreign language to you.
>>>>>>>Eh, so I don't speak like they do in England.
>>>>>> You apparently don't spell like they do either.
>>>>>Oh, just because other people do things, you
>>>>>have to do it too, Mr. Hastobeliketheotherdorks.
>>>> So you expect us to believe you when you tell us that the reason you
>>>> misspell is that you're a spelling rebel, right?
>>>And will be until they quit using the word "blog".
>>
>> I don't believe you.
>
>About what ?
Everything!
Pretty much my entire life . .. 'sides, why would anyone want to claim being
in touch with them?
>>>>> So you expect us to believe you when you tell us that the
>>>>> reason you misspell is that you're a spelling rebel, right?
>>>>
>>>> And will be until they quit using the word "blog".
>>>
>>>I gotta agree with him on that one.
>>
>> Him who?
>
>Sounds like an oriental owl.
That would be Kim Who.
>>>It is difficult to believe that anyone uses "blog" as a valid word.
>>
>> Hmm. There's about 17 gazillion folks out there that would like to
>> disagree with you. How long have you been out of touch with the rest
>> of the world?
>
>Pretty much my entire life
Oh yeah, I almost forgot about you living in Utah. Nuff said.
>>>>>> So you expect us to believe you when you tell us that the
>>>>>> reason you misspell is that you're a spelling rebel, right?
>>>>> And will be until they quit using the word "blog".
>>>>I gotta agree with him on that one.
>>> Him who?
>>Sounds like an oriental owl.
>
> That would be Kim Who.
There, now you know who he is.
See, Summer, I told you !
Thanks for proving my point, Larry.
And remember, they voted for Bush.
Aren't you glad to keep company with them ?
Shh....he don't yet realize he's as much a sheep as the rest of them.
Took you long enough to catch on.
Sure, for you, anything.....I mean most anything...
....uh, some things.....OK, a few things.
That's just soooo sweet!
Larry?!? Time for you to get that Rule#1 thingie back from MosNot . . . I'll
get myself flattered
Then I'd hafta go all Exorcist freak show on y'all . . . wait, that was
yesterday at work
That's nice.
> Then I'd hafta go all Exorcist freak show on y'all . . . wait, that was
> yesterday at work
Don't limit yourself.....
Ants . . . shame I can't squish 'em
<shrugs> take an 'm' out of "mormon" . . . you're left with moron . . .
it's a rough world
it also explains the 'm' in Mitt Romney . . . sorry, I'll save that for the
politics group
<pats MosNot's hand> that's nice,dear . . . thank you
For you, sure, any....wait....didn't we already do this one ?
But he's adapted so well for one of his limited abilities.
Don't forget he paid $14 for a doughnut, and he uses "blog".
<shrugs> patting your hand? I don't think so . . . at least, not
previously today
That a $1.95 will get a decent cup of coffee - with reasonably personal
service . . . completely out of his sphere of understanding
> Then I'd hafta go all Exorcist freak show on y'all . . .
> wait, that was yesterday at work
<Cue scary orchestral sting> Dun - dun - duunnnnn...
>>>>>>> So you expect us to believe you when you tell us that the
>>>>>>> reason you misspell is that you're a spelling rebel, right?
>>>>>> And will be until they quit using the word "blog".
>>>>>I gotta agree with him on that one.
>>>> Him who?
>>>Sounds like an oriental owl.
>>
>> That would be Kim Who.
>
>There, now you know who he is.
What makes you think Kim is a he?
>> You can call it web log if you like. The rest of the planet will just
>> keep on saying blog.
>
>See, Summer, I told you !
>Thanks for proving my point, Larry.
One of these days you'll awaken one morning and find the world, and
even Summer, have left you behind, you technical Neanderthal, you. <g>
>>>> ... How long have you been out of touch with the rest
>>>> of the world?
>>>
>>>Pretty much my entire life
>>
>> Oh yeah, I almost forgot about you living in Utah. Nuff said.
>
><shrugs> take an 'm' out of "mormon" . . . you're left with moron . . .
>it's a rough world
No way. If you take the "m" out of "Mormon" you're left with "or on".
While that doesn't explain much it does prove my point.
>>>> Oh yeah, I almost forgot about you living in Utah. Nuff said.
>>>
>>> <shrugs> take an 'm' out of "mormon" . . . you're left with moron . . .
>>> it's a rough world
>>
>> But he's adapted so well for one of his limited abilities.
>> Don't forget he paid $14 for a doughnut, and he uses "blog".
>
>That a $1.95 will get a decent cup of coffee - with reasonably personal
>service . . . completely out of his sphere of understanding
Did you misspell Frappuccino?
>>> Now I'm amused . . . thanks
>>
>> Sure, for you, anything.....I mean most anything...
>> ....uh, some things.....OK, a few things.
>
>That's just soooo sweet!
>
>Larry?!? Time for you to get that Rule#1 thingie back from MosNot . . . I'll
>get myself flattered
He won't give it back, Summer! He's become hooked on lies, liars, and
lying.
Exorcist freak shows have their own theme music?
That I know how to count *an* . . . and you don't
When did *you* convert to Mormonism?
> It is difficult to believe that anyone uses "blog" as a
> valid word.
Is it!? Just how naive are you, then?
> Don't forget he paid $14 for a doughnut, and he uses "blog".
Incidentally, "The Doughnut Blog" is the name of my new...um...ahhh, forget
it....
> The rest of the planet will just keep on saying blog.
"90% of everything is crap." -- Sturgeon's Law
>> <Cue scary orchestral sting> Dun - dun - duunnnnn...
>
> Exorcist freak shows have their own theme music?
Nah, that canned orchestral sting is the same one they use for all the
dramatic moments in movies and TV shows. Kind of like that guy's
movie-trailer voiceover that starts, "In a world..."
> Can I help it if all you guys reply to me? It would be
> rude of me not to respond to all you little folk. <g>
Indeed - what would this group do without you to insult and abuse?
> My post was not self-referential! This time, at least.
And yet...it just was....
Consider it done.
And be glad I left the glove with Larry.
Doofus, you asked about Him who, not Her who.
Better than getting lost in the flock of sheep, awaiting the slaughter.
Ok, I was not truthful when I said you caught on.
Apparently not enough to be one of the sheep.
What? What'd you do?
I hope y'all didn't wrestle over it for too long