1/5 Puns
Tim Bruening
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> > nemo wrote:
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> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> > > > I don't look forward to swimming in a Liverpool.
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> > > I'm quite symp-hepatic to that idea.
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> > > > I think that our nation is losing its Seoul in the fight against
> > > > terrorism.
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> > > IRAte that a rather pessimistic pun.
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> > Berate: Price of a pollination.
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> > Irate: Internet price.
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> > Pollination: Nation of flower sex.
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> Pollination: Country full of parrots.
Cracker: A splitting dog.
Tim Bruening
Stan Kegel wrote:
> At a recent Fund raising dinner in Palm Beach, the Governor noticed the
> President staring at a beautiful blonde at a front table. He went to the
> table and whispered in her ear. What did he say?
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> "Big Brother is watching you."
Palm Beach: Beach of hands.
nemo
Did it split into two cafour-and-a-halfs?
nemo
And at its delta, Egypt's main river stretches out like some enormous hand!
Aha! Finger Niles!!
(ISIRTA)