Weird Building Materials
Tim Bruening
> At the strip mall down the street, a sign is announcing that soon we
> will have a "House of Sausage". I think they ought to choose a different
> building material. There's a pack of stray dogs in the neighborhood!
I've been to Pizza Hut.
nemo
Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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There's are restaurants in Regents and Hyde Parks, London, called "The
Honest Sausage." Well if they've got hold of sausages that are sentient
enough to have morals, they damned well shouldn't be eating them!
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
So then "nemo" said:
>
>There's are restaurants in Regents and Hyde Parks, London, called "The
>Honest Sausage." Well if they've got hold of sausages that are sentient
>enough to have morals, they damned well shouldn't be eating them!
I wouldn't trust a sausage. I bought a funny-looking used car from one,
and it turned out to be a gas hog. It could only do 15mph and the horn
sounded a lot like "oink!" I was swinedled!
Milt
nemo
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in message
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What a boar! Get a Smart Car next time. I think they're sold by Noddy.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Shades of "The Restaurant at the end of the Universe"!
Cybe R. Wizard
You were downloaded by a /WHAT?/
Cybe R. Wizard
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Tim Bruening
"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
> On 6 Mar 2004 12:03:10 -0600
> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
>
> >
> > So then "nemo" said:
> > >
> > >There's are restaurants in Regents and Hyde Parks, London, called
> > >"The Honest Sausage." Well if they've got hold of sausages that are
> > >sentient enough to have morals, they damned well shouldn't be eating
> > >them!
> >
> > I wouldn't trust a sausage. I bought a funny-looking used car from
> > one, and it turned out to be a gas hog. It could only do 15mph and the
> > horn sounded a lot like "oink!" I was swinedled!
> >
> > Milt
>
> You were downloaded by a /WHAT?/
International House of Pancakes.
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
So then "nemo" said:
>
>> >There's are restaurants in Regents and Hyde Parks, London, called "The
>> >Honest Sausage." Well if they've got hold of sausages that are sentient
>> >enough to have morals, they damned well shouldn't be eating them!
>>
>> I wouldn't trust a sausage. I bought a funny-looking used car from one,
>> and it turned out to be a gas hog. It could only do 15mph and the horn
>> sounded a lot like "oink!" I was swinedled!
>> Milt
>
>What a boar! Get a Smart Car next time. I think they're sold by Noddy.
>
>http://www.noddy.com/
Hey, I didn't see any noddiness on that sight.
Milt
nemo
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in message
nemo
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
So then "Cybe R. Wizard" said:
>
>> So then "nemo" said:
>> >There's are restaurants in Regents and Hyde Parks, London, called
>> >"The Honest Sausage." Well if they've got hold of sausages that are
>> >sentient enough to have morals, they damned well shouldn't be eating
>> >them!
>> I wouldn't trust a sausage. I bought a funny-looking used car from
>> one, and it turned out to be a gas hog. It could only do 15mph and the
>> horn sounded a lot like "oink!" I was swinedled!
>
Could you 'splain that? I don't think Fred and Ethel got it.
Milt
Cybe R. Wizard
"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
I just write 'em, I don't explain 'em.
Red
Cybe R. Wizard -swine dled again!
ynotssor
news:64pm40p3bdu8vodoh...@4ax.com
>>>>>> There's are restaurants in Regents and Hyde Parks, London, called
>>>>>> "The Honest Sausage." Well if they've got hold of sausages that
>>>> are> >sentient enough to have morals, they damned well shouldn't be
>>>> eating> >them!
>>>>> I wouldn't trust a sausage. I bought a funny-looking used car from
>>>>> one, and it turned out to be a gas hog. It could only do 15mph and
>>>> the> horn sounded a lot like "oink!" I was swinedled!
>>>> You were downloaded by a /WHAT?/
>>> Could you 'splain that? I don't think Fred and Ethel got it.
>> I just write 'em, I don't explain 'em.
>> Red
>>
> There's a Skelton in your closet?
You could Seymour if you'd look.
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Cybe R. Wizard
J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> On Sun, 07 Mar 2004 16:51:14 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >On 7 Mar 2004 10:36:22 -0600
> >"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> So then "Cybe R. Wizard" said:
> >> >
> >> >> So then "nemo" said:
> >> >> >There's are restaurants in Regents and Hyde Parks, London,
> >called> >> >"The Honest Sausage." Well if they've got hold of
> >sausages that> >are> >sentient enough to have morals, they damned
> >well shouldn't be> >eating> >them!
> >> >> I wouldn't trust a sausage. I bought a funny-looking used car
> >from> >> one, and it turned out to be a gas hog. It could only do
> >15mph and> >the> horn sounded a lot like "oink!" I was swinedled!
> >> >
> >> >You were downloaded by a /WHAT?/
> >>
> >> Could you 'splain that? I don't think Fred and Ethel got it.
> >>
> >> Milt
> >
> >I just write 'em, I don't explain 'em.
> > Red
> >
> There's a Skelton in your closet?
>
A flock of 'em. DUCK!
Cybe R. Wizard
Chris Trask
Not to mention the (International) House of Pancakes.
ynotssor
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>>> At the strip mall down the street, a sign is announcing that
>>> soon we will have a "House of Sausage". I think they ought to
>>> choose a different building material. There's a pack of stray
>>> dogs in the neighborhood!
>>
>> I've been to Pizza Hut.
>
> Not to mention the (International) House of Pancakes.
I've been to The Mexican Waffle House at an interchange north of Eloy AZ.
Greg Evans
>>> At the strip mall down the street, a sign is announcing that
>>> soon we will have a "House of Sausage". I think they ought to
>>> choose a different building material. There's a pack of stray
>>> dogs in the neighborhood!
>> I've been to Pizza Hut.
>
> Not to mention the (International) House of Pancakes.
Both of whose menu items do indeed taste like construction supplies.
Larry Krzewinski
HEY! I just got back from having pancakes at IHOP. You just don't
know what fine dining is.
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
Greg's just ticked off because they don't have a Grand Slam breakfast
for $1.99.
Milt
Greg Evans
> I just got back from having pancakes at IHOP. You just don't
> know what fine dining is.
That pair of statements probably deserves an SRPOTW....
Greg Evans
>>>>> I've been to Pizza Hut.
>>>> Not to mention the (International) House of Pancakes.
>>> Both of whose menu items do indeed taste like construction supplies.
>> HEY! I just got back from having pancakes at IHOP. You just don't
>> know what fine dining is.
>
> Greg's just ticked off because they don't have a Grand Slam breakfast
> for $1.99.
You know why they call it the "Grand Slam" breakfast, don't you? Because
that what it takes from the EMT to get your heart started again after dining
there.
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
Well, perhaps the bacon is just a tad greasy, but how about their great
coffee?
Milt =8-|
Greg Evans
> Well, perhaps the bacon is just a tad greasy, but how about their
> great coffee?
Never had any. Oh, I've tasted their coffee, sure enough, but apparently
not the same stuff you have.
Larry Krzewinski
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
>>>>>> At the strip mall down the street, a sign is announcing that
>>>>>> soon we will have a "House of Sausage". I think they ought to
>>>>>> choose a different building material. There's a pack of stray
>>>>>> dogs in the neighborhood!
>>>>> I've been to Pizza Hut.
>>>>
>>>> Not to mention the (International) House of Pancakes.
>>>
>>>Both of whose menu items do indeed taste like construction supplies.
>>
>>HEY! I just got back from having pancakes at IHOP. You just don't
>>know what fine dining is.
>
>Greg's just ticked off because they don't have a Grand Slam breakfast
>for $1.99.
He could always but a Egg McMuffin. The man is a true gourmand.
Larry Krzewinski
<mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote:
>> Well, perhaps the bacon is just a tad greasy, but how about their
>> great coffee?
>
>Never had any. Oh, I've tasted their coffee, sure enough, but apparently
>not the same stuff you have.
I have to agree with Milt. IHOP has great coffee. Hey Milt, we're
just going to have to teach Greg how to enjoy the finer things in
life.
Larry Krzewinski
Just because you favor Denny's...
Alan
You could always but a your toast.
Greg Evans
> Just because you favor Denny's...
Only in the sense that a wolf "favors" a lame leg - i.e., by avoiding using
it.
Greg Evans
> I have to agree with Milt. IHOP has great coffee.
I have to agree with *me* - my house has great coffee. IHOP, Denny's and
the like has hot water with a brown crayon dipped in it. And I think they
sometimes scorch the crayon first, just for the sake of variety.
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
So then Larry Krzewinski eschewed:
>
>>>>>>> At the strip mall down the street, a sign is announcing that
>>>>>>> soon we will have a "House of Sausage". I think they ought to
>>>>>>> choose a different building material. There's a pack of stray
>>>>>>> dogs in the neighborhood!
>>>>>> I've been to Pizza Hut.
>>>>> Not to mention the (International) House of Pancakes.
>>>>Both of whose menu items do indeed taste like construction supplies.
>>>HEY! I just got back from having pancakes at IHOP. You just don't
>>>know what fine dining is.
>>Greg's just ticked off because they don't have a Grand Slam breakfast
>>for $1.99.
>
>He could always but a Egg McMuffin. The man is a true gourmand.
And be the announcer on the Joggy Carmuffin show!
Milt
ynotssor
news:7c3q40980v4prm3t1...@4ax.com
>>>>>>> At the strip mall down the street, a sign is announcing that
>>>>>>> soon we will have a "House of Sausage". I think they ought to
>>>>>>> choose a different building material. There's a pack of stray
>>>>>>> dogs in the neighborhood!
>>>>>> I've been to Pizza Hut.
>>>>>
>>>>> Not to mention the (International) House of Pancakes.
>>>>
>>>> Both of whose menu items do indeed taste like construction
>>>> supplies.
>>>
>>> HEY! I just got back from having pancakes at IHOP. You just don't
>>> know what fine dining is.
>>
>> Greg's just ticked off because they don't have a Grand Slam breakfast
>> for $1.99.
>
> He could always but a Egg McMuffin. The man is a true gourmand.
I've heard of people pushing a peanut with their nose from Seattle to San
Franciso (a good place for such people), but I'm curious: does he but the
breakfast sandwich with his head? That could take quite a while longer,
unless he could get the sandwich to stay on its side and roll.
Larry Krzewinski
But we can't come over to your house and actually try your coffee so
we'll have to settle for IHOP. Or maybe I'll just go to Starbucks
instead.
Larry Krzewinski
<gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote:
>> Just because you favor Denny's...
>
>Only in the sense that a wolf "favors" a lame leg - i.e., by avoiding using
>it.
Or is it the fact they raised the price of their Grand Slam breakfast
by a buck? Hmmm?
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
So then Larry Krzewinski eschewed:
Yeah. Greg needs to expand his horizons. If only he sees the day.
Milt
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
So then "Greg Evans" eschewed:
>Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>> I have to agree with Milt. IHOP has great coffee.
>
>I have to agree with *me* - my house has great coffee.
Hey Larry, meet you at IHOG.
>IHOP, Denny's and
>the like has hot water with a brown crayon dipped in it. And I think they
>sometimes scorch the crayon first, just for the sake of variety.
Evidently you just didn't have great tasting crayons in pre-school like
the rest of us.
Milt
My favorite was "Purple Drool."
Tim Bruening
Greg Evans wrote:
Avoiding: Bell you don't want to meet.
Building: Musical structure.
Meeting: I'm a bell.
Meeting: Group of bells.
Laming: Disabled Chinese vase.
David Simpson
<Feerles...@madmagazine.com> typed furiously:
Perhaps you should tell MacDonalds and Burger King/Hungry Jacks about
it. IHOP don't exist here yet but I suppose that it'll arrive like all
other American rubbish.
--
David
Remove "farook" to reply
At the bottom of the application where it says
"sign here". I put "Sagittarius"
Greg Evans
> But we can't come over to your house and actually try your coffee so
> we'll have to settle for IHOP. Or maybe I'll just go to Starbucks
> instead.
STARBUCKS?!?!? <mutter...fume...spit>
Now I *know* you have no taste.
Greg Evans
>>> Just because you favor Denny's...
>> Only in the sense that a wolf "favors" a lame leg - i.e., by
>> avoiding using it.
>
> Or is it the fact they raised the price of their Grand Slam
> breakfast by a buck? Hmmm?
<truth>
I haven't set foot inside a Denny's in over 20 years, and I've *never* had
the Grand Slam. Just to set the record straight.
</truth>
Greg
you may fire when ready, Gridley
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
So then David Simpson <faro...@picknowl.com.au> said:
>On Mon, 08 Mar 2004 16:22:00 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
><Feerles...@madmagazine.com> typed furiously:
>>On Mon, 8 Mar 2004 14:28:02 -0500, "Greg Evans"
>><mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote:
>>
>>>> Well, perhaps the bacon is just a tad greasy, but how about their
>>>> great coffee?
>>>
>>>Never had any. Oh, I've tasted their coffee, sure enough, but apparently
>>>not the same stuff you have.
>>
>>I have to agree with Milt. IHOP has great coffee. Hey Milt, we're
>>just going to have to teach Greg how to enjoy the finer things in
>>life.
>
>Perhaps you should tell MacDonalds and Burger King/Hungry Jacks about
>it. IHOP don't exist here yet but I suppose that it'll arrive like all
>other American rubbish.
I agree. I think these places should include some of their products
along with their rubbish. Foreigners are starting to catch on!
Milt
Greg Evans
>> He could always but a Egg McMuffin. The man is a true gourmand.
>
> I've heard of people pushing a peanut with their nose from Seattle to
> San Franciso (a good place for such people), but I'm curious: does he
> but the breakfast sandwich with his head? That could take quite a
> while longer, unless he could get the sandwich to stay on its side
> and roll.
Seeing as how they're apparently made of plastic, and look like they're all
stamped out with a cookie-cutter, it wouldn't be much of a feat to stand it
on its side and roll it.
In any case, that's still preferable to actually *eating* it.
MosZibby
Lets him blend in with the masses.
MosZibby
You guys were lucky.
They used animal fat back then.
Now they're just wax.
MosZibby
Some guys "favor" women.
Greg Evans
>>> Just because you favor Denny's...
>> Only in the sense that a wolf "favors" a lame leg - i.e.,
>> by avoiding using it.
>
> Some guys "favor" women.
<Sigh> - Must *every* topic here turn into a discussion about ATJ'ers??
MosZibby
<ahem> You been posting over there more than me of late. ;-D
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
So then "Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> said:
>ynotssor wrote:
>
>>> He could always but a Egg McMuffin. The man is a true gourmand.
>>
>> I've heard of people pushing a peanut with their nose from Seattle to
>> San Franciso (a good place for such people), but I'm curious: does he
>> but the breakfast sandwich with his head? That could take quite a
>> while longer, unless he could get the sandwich to stay on its side
>> and roll.
>
>Seeing as how they're apparently made of plastic, and look like they're all
>stamped out with a cookie-cutter,
You sure do seem to know a lot about Egg McMuffins. Now I'm wondering
about this story in the paper:
AP Charlotte, NC - A man disguised with Groucho glasses entered the
local MacDonalds this morning at 9:14 am. He ran frantically throughout
the premises grabbing Egg MacMuffins from baffled customers, shouting a
hearty "Yoink!" as he swiped each one and skewered it onto a plunger
glued to his head. Patron Elvira Flankle was amazed at the man's
agility and speed, "He wore huge Florsheim's and leapt from table to
table. When he got to mine, he also grabbed my coffee and wolfed it
down in one gulp. He exclaimed with a gold-toothed smile, 'I've been
secretly resisting a MacDonalds craving for 20 years!'"
Milt
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
He's well grounded in the company of other human beans.
Milt
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
So then "MosZibby" <Naked@YourHouse> said:
>>
>> like the rest of us.
>
>You guys were lucky.
>They used animal fat back then.
>Now they're just wax.
Heck, when I was a kid we considered wax to be premium candy.
Milt
Greg Evans
> AP Charlotte, NC - A man disguised with Groucho glasses entered the
> local MacDonalds this morning at 9:14 am. He ran frantically
> throughout
> the premises grabbing Egg MacMuffins from baffled customers, shouting
> a hearty "Yoink!" as he swiped each one and skewered it onto a plunger
> glued to his head. Patron Elvira Flankle was amazed at the man's
> agility and speed, "He wore huge Florsheim's and leapt from table to
> table. When he got to mine, he also grabbed my coffee and wolfed it
> down in one gulp. He exclaimed with a gold-toothed smile, 'I've been
> secretly resisting a MacDonalds craving for 20 years!'"
Oh, that's my evil twin, Skippy.
Larry Krzewinski
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
Did I ever tell you I hate typos?
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>>>>>> At the strip mall down the street, a sign is announcing that
>>>>>>>> soon we will have a "House of Sausage". I think they ought to
>>>>>>>> choose a different building material. There's a pack of stray
>>>>>>>> dogs in the neighborhood!
>>>>>>> I've been to Pizza Hut.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not to mention the (International) House of Pancakes.
>>>>>
>>>>> Both of whose menu items do indeed taste like construction
>>>>> supplies.
>>>>
>>>> HEY! I just got back from having pancakes at IHOP. You just don't
>>>> know what fine dining is.
>>>
>>> Greg's just ticked off because they don't have a Grand Slam breakfast
>>> for $1.99.
>>
>> He could always but a Egg McMuffin. The man is a true gourmand.
>
>I've heard of people pushing a peanut with their nose from Seattle to San
>Franciso (a good place for such people), but I'm curious: does he but the
>breakfast sandwich with his head? That could take quite a while longer,
>unless he could get the sandwich to stay on its side and roll.
Actually he buts it with his butt. He thinks Egg McMuffins are pretty
shitty to begin with.
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
So then Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> said:
>
>>>>>>>>> At the strip mall down the street, a sign is announcing that
>>>>>>>>> soon we will have a "House of Sausage". I think they ought to
>>>>>>>>> choose a different building material. There's a pack of stray
>>>>>>>>> dogs in the neighborhood!
>>>>>>>> I've been to Pizza Hut.
>>>>>>> Not to mention the (International) House of Pancakes.
>>>>>>Both of whose menu items do indeed taste like construction supplies.
>>>>>HEY! I just got back from having pancakes at IHOP. You just don't
>>>>>know what fine dining is.
>>>>Greg's just ticked off because they don't have a Grand Slam breakfast
>>>>for $1.99.
>>>He could always but a Egg McMuffin. The man is a true gourmand.
>>And be the announcer on the Joggy Carmuffin show!
>
>Did I ever tell you I hate typos?
Buy Joggy doesn't care, mc man! He likes you typos. And it you mush it
together, Dog will sever in, son!
Milt
Larry Krzewinski
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
>>>> But we can't come over to your house and actually try your coffee so
>>>> we'll have to settle for IHOP. Or maybe I'll just go to Starbucks
>>>> instead.
>>>
>>> STARBUCKS?!?!? <mutter...fume...spit>
>>> Now I *know* you have no taste.
>>
>>Lets him blend in with the masses.
>
>He's well grounded in the company of other human beans.
I have just begun to caffeinate. Next on my agenda is Dunkin Donuts.
Larry Krzewinski
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
>>> I have to agree with Milt. IHOP has great coffee.
>>
>>I have to agree with *me* - my house has great coffee.
>
>Hey Larry, meet you at IHOG.
Great. Order for me. Get me an extra side of link sausage with my
Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity.
>>IHOP, Denny's and
>>the like has hot water with a brown crayon dipped in it. And I think they
>>sometimes scorch the crayon first, just for the sake of variety.
>
>Evidently you just didn't have great tasting crayons in pre-school like
>the rest of us.
>
>Milt
>My favorite was "Purple Drool."
Purple Drool runnin down my chin
Lately just don’t know where I been
Actin’ funny, but I don’t know why
’scuse me while I eat some pie
We were eating at Denny's.
Larry Krzewinski
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
>>>> Well, perhaps the bacon is just a tad greasy, but how about their
>>>> great coffee?
>>>
>>>Never had any. Oh, I've tasted their coffee, sure enough, but apparently
>>>not the same stuff you have.
>>
>>I have to agree with Milt. IHOP has great coffee. Hey Milt, we're
>>just going to have to teach Greg how to enjoy the finer things in
>>life.
>
>Yeah. Greg needs to expand his horizons. If only he sees the day.
If Greg expands any more he'll *be* the horizon!
Larry Krzewinski
<faro...@picknowl.com.au> wrote:
>>>> Well, perhaps the bacon is just a tad greasy, but how about their
>>>> great coffee?
>>>
>>>Never had any. Oh, I've tasted their coffee, sure enough, but apparently
>>>not the same stuff you have.
>>
>>I have to agree with Milt. IHOP has great coffee. Hey Milt, we're
>>just going to have to teach Greg how to enjoy the finer things in
>>life.
>
>Perhaps you should tell MacDonalds and Burger King/Hungry Jacks about
>it. IHOP don't exist here yet but I suppose that it'll arrive like all
>other American rubbish.
American culinary arts are sweeping the planet. Stand by for weight
gain.
Larry Krzewinski
Skippy says he was an only child.
Larry Krzewinski
You just don't know what you're missing. Now they have the Triple
Grand Slam Plus. Three of everything including three Lipitor mints
following your meal.
ynotssor
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Greg Evans
> Three of everything including three Lipitor mints
> following your meal.
Incidentally, "Lipitor Mints" ... will *never* be the name of my new band.
Greg Evans
>> Oh, that's my evil twin, Skippy.
>
> Skippy says he was an only child.
Yes, he *says* that; but remember, he's evil.
Greg Evans
>>>> He could always but a Egg McMuffin. The man is a true gourmand.
>>> I've heard of people pushing a peanut with their nose from Seattle
>>> to San Franciso (a good place for such people), but I'm curious:
>>> does he but the breakfast sandwich with his head? That could take
>>> quite a while longer, unless he could get the sandwich to stay on
>>> its side and roll.
>> Actually he buts it with his butt. He thinks Egg McMuffins are
>> pretty shitty to begin with.
>
> Here he is in training:
> http://www.joshellison.com/videos/humanBroom.wmv (~386KB)
Can't be me - that kid's got WAY more hair than I do!
All I could think of was, "We lovesss the floorses, doesn't we,
Preciousssssss?"
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
Then how do you know he's not making you up?
Milt
Greg Evans
>>>> Oh, that's my evil twin, Skippy.
>>> Skippy says he was an only child.
>> Yes, he *says* that; but remember, he's evil.
>
> Then how do you know he's not making you up?
Because *I'm* making *him* up. There, I've rings around you logically!
Greg
whoops, I wasn't s'poseta say that out loud
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
>
>>>>> Oh, that's my evil twin, Skippy.
>>>> Skippy says he was an only child.
>>> Yes, he *says* that; but remember, he's evil.
>>
>> Then how do you know he's not making you up?
>
>Because *I'm* making *him* up. There, I've rings around you logically!
I rather think you just confessed to the Egg MacMuffin heist!
Milt
They always slip up when Larry and I do our guy/bad guy routine!
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
Yeah, drinking too much fine wine can make you portly.
Milt
Greg Evans
> Yeah, drinking too much fine wine can make you portly.
Shiraz shootin'!
Larry Krzewinski
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
>>>>>> Well, perhaps the bacon is just a tad greasy, but how about their
>>>>>> great coffee?
>>>>>
>>>>>Never had any. Oh, I've tasted their coffee, sure enough, but apparently
>>>>>not the same stuff you have.
>>>>
>>>>I have to agree with Milt. IHOP has great coffee. Hey Milt, we're
>>>>just going to have to teach Greg how to enjoy the finer things in
>>>>life.
>>>
>>>Yeah. Greg needs to expand his horizons. If only he sees the day.
>>
>>If Greg expands any more he'll *be* the horizon!
>
>Yeah, drinking too much fine wine can make you portly.
It's all that Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Larry Krzewinski
<gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote:
>>> Oh, that's my evil twin, Skippy.
>>
>> Skippy says he was an only child.
>
>Yes, he *says* that; but remember, he's evil.
Funny, he said that you were the evil twin and died at birth.
Larry Krzewinski
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
>>>>>> Oh, that's my evil twin, Skippy.
>>>>> Skippy says he was an only child.
>>>> Yes, he *says* that; but remember, he's evil.
>>>
>>> Then how do you know he's not making you up?
>>
>>Because *I'm* making *him* up. There, I've rings around you logically!
>
>I rather think you just confessed to the Egg MacMuffin heist!
>
>Milt
>They always slip up when Larry and I do our guy/bad guy routine!
Thanks for sticking with just the facts, Milt.
Officer Tuesday
Larry Krzewinski
It's not your Chol-ester-ol. The band wants to vote on it.
Larry Krzewinski
<mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote:
>>>>> He could always but a Egg McMuffin. The man is a true gourmand.
>>>> I've heard of people pushing a peanut with their nose from Seattle
>>>> to San Franciso (a good place for such people), but I'm curious:
>>>> does he but the breakfast sandwich with his head? That could take
>>>> quite a while longer, unless he could get the sandwich to stay on
>>>> its side and roll.
>>> Actually he buts it with his butt. He thinks Egg McMuffins are
>>> pretty shitty to begin with.
>>
>> Here he is in training:
>> http://www.joshellison.com/videos/humanBroom.wmv (~386KB)
>
>Can't be me - that kid's got WAY more hair than I do!
And a MUCH smaller butt!
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
>>>>>>> great coffee?
>>>>>>Never had any. Oh, I've tasted their coffee, sure enough, but apparently
>>>>>>not the same stuff you have.
>>>>>I have to agree with Milt. IHOP has great coffee. Hey Milt, we're
>>>>>just going to have to teach Greg how to enjoy the finer things in
>>>>>life.
>>>>Yeah. Greg needs to expand his horizons. If only he sees the day.
>>>If Greg expands any more he'll *be* the horizon!
>>Yeah, drinking too much fine wine can make you portly.
>
>It's all that Pabst Blue Ribbon.
It's the Fubture Blue Ribbon that'll getcha.
Milt
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
Oh yes, if you ever want to see democracy in action, call a band vote.
"Hey man, makes no difference to me."
"Whatever you say, man."
"Huh? Oh sure, I'll go along with them."
"Whatever. As long as we don't need to buy a new PA."
Next gig: "Hey, I'm not splittin' my tips with nobody!"
Milt
nemo
J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
news:64pm40p3bdu8vodoh...@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 07 Mar 2004 16:51:14 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >On 7 Mar 2004 10:36:22 -0600
> >"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> >
> >> >> So then "nemo" said:
> >> >> >There's are restaurants in Regents and Hyde Parks, London, called
> >> >> >"The Honest Sausage." Well if they've got hold of sausages that
> >> >are> >sentient enough to have morals, they damned well shouldn't be
> >> >eating> >them!
> >> >> I wouldn't trust a sausage. I bought a funny-looking used car from
> >> >> one, and it turned out to be a gas hog. It could only do 15mph and
> >> >the> horn sounded a lot like "oink!" I was swinedled!
> >> >
> >> >You were downloaded by a /WHAT?/
> >>
> >> Could you 'splain that? I don't think Fred and Ethel got it.
> >>
> >> Milt
> >
> >I just write 'em, I don't explain 'em.
> > Red
> >
> There's a Skelton in your closet?
>
Is it a Red Skeleton?
nemo
Cybe R. Wizard <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
news:20040307143718.4adb333f@WizardsTower...
> On Sun, 07 Mar 2004 10:06:17 -0800
> J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>
> > On Sun, 07 Mar 2004 16:51:14 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> > <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >On 7 Mar 2004 10:36:22 -0600
> > >"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
> > >
> > >>
> > >> So then "Cybe R. Wizard" said:
> > >> >
> > >> >> So then "nemo" said:
> > >> >> >There's are restaurants in Regents and Hyde Parks, London,
> > >called> >> >"The Honest Sausage." Well if they've got hold of
> > >sausages that> >are> >sentient enough to have morals, they damned
> > >well shouldn't be> >eating> >them!
> > >> >> I wouldn't trust a sausage. I bought a funny-looking used car
> > >from> >> one, and it turned out to be a gas hog. It could only do
> > >15mph and> >the> horn sounded a lot like "oink!" I was swinedled!
> > >> >
> > >> >You were downloaded by a /WHAT?/
> > >>
> > >> Could you 'splain that? I don't think Fred and Ethel got it.
> > >>
> > >> Milt
> > >
> > >I just write 'em, I don't explain 'em.
> > > Red
> > >
> > There's a Skelton in your closet?
> >
>
QUACK!!!
Look! It's spreading down the street! There must be an Earthquack!
nemo
Chris Trask <chris...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40495DFD...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Nehmo Sergheyev wrote:
> >
> > > At the strip mall down the street, a sign is announcing that
> > > soon we will have a "House of Sausage". I think they ought to
> > > choose a different building material. There's a pack of stray
> > > dogs in the neighborhood!
> >
> > I've been to Pizza Hut.
> >
Hut hit me on the head!
> Not to mention the (International) House of Pancakes.
>
Theatrical make-up manufacturers?
And don't forget that next to a Nuclear and not Nucular Research Facility
over here there's a traditional British restaurant called "Fission Chips."
nemo
ynotssor <ynot...@example.net> wrote in message
news:c2gise$1thn3k$1...@ID-209881.news.uni-berlin.de...
> "Chris Trask" <chris...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:gQP2c.1412$Cm3....@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net
>
> >>> soon we will have a "House of Sausage". I think they ought to
> >>> choose a different building material. There's a pack of stray
> >>> dogs in the neighborhood!
> >>
> >> I've been to Pizza Hut.
> >
>
>
In Highgate Road, North London, there used to be The Vegan Cafe. It was not
built of Vegans though and neither could you get Vegan steaks there but you
could get Vegan steaks!
Larry Krzewinski
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
>>>> Three of everything including three Lipitor mints
>>>> following your meal.
>>>
>>>Incidentally, "Lipitor Mints" ... will *never* be the name of my new band.
>>
>>It's not your Chol-ester-ol. The band wants to vote on it.
>
>Oh yes, if you ever want to see democracy in action, call a band vote.
>
>"Hey man, makes no difference to me."
>"Whatever you say, man."
>"Huh? Oh sure, I'll go along with them."
>"Whatever. As long as we don't need to buy a new PA."
Greg wants to retain "creative control."
Larry Krzewinski
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
Does the Fubture Pabst taste the same or is considered Pabst Heavy?
MosZibby
Too much could give you Dabze of Fubture Pabst.
You might get moody & blue.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Well, perhaps the bacon is just a tad greasy, but how about
>>>>>>>>>> their great coffee?
>>>>>>>>> Never had any. Oh, I've tasted their coffee, sure enough, but
>>>>>>>>> apparently not the same stuff you have.
>>>>>>>> I have to agree with Milt. IHOP has great coffee. Hey Milt,
>>>>>>>> we're just going to have to teach Greg how to enjoy the finer
>>>>>>>> things in life.
>>>>>>> Yeah. Greg needs to expand his horizons. If only he sees the day.
>>>>>> If Greg expands any more he'll *be* the horizon!
>>>>> Yeah, drinking too much fine wine can make you portly.
>>>>
>>>> It's all that Pabst Blue Ribbon.
>>>
>>> It's the Fubture Blue Ribbon that'll getcha.
>>
>> Does the Fubture Pabst taste the same or is considered Pabst Heavy?
>
>Too much could give you Dabze of Fubture Pabst.
>You might get moody & blue.
Yeah, but later there's always Nights in White Satin.
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
>>>>> following your meal.
>>>>Incidentally, "Lipitor Mints" ... will *never* be the name of my new band.
>>>It's not your Chol-ester-ol. The band wants to vote on it.
>>Oh yes, if you ever want to see democracy in action, call a band vote.
>>"Hey man, makes no difference to me."
>>"Whatever you say, man."
>>"Huh? Oh sure, I'll go along with them."
>>"Whatever. As long as we don't need to buy a new PA."
>
>Greg wants to retain "creative control."
He'll need a creative license. And he has to look creative in the
picture.
Milt
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
>>>>>>>>> great coffee?
>>>>>>>>Never had any. Oh, I've tasted their coffee, sure enough, but apparently
>>>>>>>>not the same stuff you have.
>>>>>>>I have to agree with Milt. IHOP has great coffee. Hey Milt, we're
>>>>>>>just going to have to teach Greg how to enjoy the finer things in
>>>>>>>life.
>>>>>>Yeah. Greg needs to expand his horizons. If only he sees the day.
>>>>>If Greg expands any more he'll *be* the horizon!
>>>>Yeah, drinking too much fine wine can make you portly.
>>>It's all that Pabst Blue Ribbon.
>>It's the Fubture Blue Ribbon that'll getcha.
>
>Does the Fubture Pabst taste the same or is considered Pabst Heavy?
Pabst, but it's by no means cerbstain.
Milt
Greg Evans
>> Greg wants to retain "creative control."
>
> He'll need a creative license. And he has to look creative
> in the picture.
You don't think this plunger stuck to my head is "creative"-looking enough?
Maybe if I also wore a large, chartreuse, spinning bow tie....
Alan
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
You have to live in the prebsent and forget your sordid pabst.
David Simpson
furiously:
or stakes?
--
David
Remove "farook" to reply
At the bottom of the application where it says
"sign here". I put "Sagittarius"
Greg Evans
nemo furiously:
>> ynotssor wrote in message
>>> Chris Trask wrote in message
>>>
>>>>>> At the strip mall down the street, a sign is announcing that
>>>>>> soon we will have a "House of Sausage". I think they ought to
>>>>>> choose a different building material. There's a pack of stray
>>>>>> dogs in the neighborhood!
>>>>> I've been to Pizza Hut.
>>>> Not to mention the (International) House of Pancakes.
>>> I've been to The Mexican Waffle House at an interchange north of
>>> Eloy AZ.
>> In Highgate Road, North London, there used to be The Vegan Cafe. It
>> was not built of Vegans though and neither could you get Vegan
>> steaks there but you could get Vegan steaks!
>
> or stakes?
Horse-steaks? Yuk!
MosZibby
They never reach an end. If you live to be a hundred.....
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
That sounds pretty creative. Of course it all has to go together to
support one creative motif. Perhaps a frizzy "Harvard Law Professor"
hairstyle would complete that picture.
Milt
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
My pabst isn't sordid. It's still in the order of when things happened.
Milt
Larry Krzewinski
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
Me thinks thy need a new spiel chucker.
Larry Krzewinski
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
>>>> Greg wants to retain "creative control."
>>>
>>> He'll need a creative license. And he has to look creative
>>> in the picture.
>>
>>You don't think this plunger stuck to my head is "creative"-looking
>>enough? Maybe if I also wore a large, chartreuse, spinning bow tie....
>
>That sounds pretty creative. Of course it all has to go together to
>support one creative motif. Perhaps a frizzy "Harvard Law Professor"
>hairstyle would complete that picture.
It is way too late for that option.
Larry Krzewinski
But that's the way you always dress for work!
MosZibby
Nuffin rong wif thyr chekr....werks fyne.
Yew jist kain't reid beir langwidge.
Larry Krzewinski
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, perhaps the bacon is just a tad greasy, but how about their
>>>>>>>>>>>> great coffee?
>>>>>>>>>>>Never had any. Oh, I've tasted their coffee, sure enough, but apparently
>>>>>>>>>>>not the same stuff you have.
>>>>>>>>>>I have to agree with Milt. IHOP has great coffee. Hey Milt, we're
>>>>>>>>>>just going to have to teach Greg how to enjoy the finer things in
>>>>>>>>>>life.
>>>>>>>>>Yeah. Greg needs to expand his horizons. If only he sees the day.
>>>>>>>>If Greg expands any more he'll *be* the horizon!
>>>>>>>Yeah, drinking too much fine wine can make you portly.
>>>>>>It's all that Pabst Blue Ribbon.
>>>>>It's the Fubture Blue Ribbon that'll getcha.
>>>>Does the Fubture Pabst taste the same or is considered Pabst Heavy?
>>>Pabst, but it's by no means cerbstain.
>>
>>You have to live in the prebsent and forget your sordid pabst.
>
>My pabst isn't sordid. It's still in the order of when things happened.
Milt, I hate to tell you this but urine denial.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, perhaps the bacon is just a tad greasy, but how about
>>>>>>>>>>>> their great coffee?
>>>>>>>>>>> Never had any. Oh, I've tasted their coffee, sure enough,
>>>>>>>>>>> but apparently not the same stuff you have.
>>>>>>>>>> I have to agree with Milt. IHOP has great coffee. Hey Milt,
>>>>>>>>>> we're just going to have to teach Greg how to enjoy the finer
>>>>>>>>>> things in life.
>>>>>>>>> Yeah. Greg needs to expand his horizons. If only he sees the
>>>>>>>>> day.
>>>>>>>> If Greg expands any more he'll *be* the horizon!
>>>>>>> Yeah, drinking too much fine wine can make you portly.
>>>>>> It's all that Pabst Blue Ribbon.
>>>>> It's the Fubture Blue Ribbon that'll getcha.
>>>>
>>>> Does the Fubture Pabst taste the same or is considered Pabst Heavy?
>>>
>>> Pabst, but it's by no means cerbstain.
>>
>> Me thinks thy need a new spiel chucker.
>
>Nuffin rong wif thyr chekr....werks fyne.
>Yew jist kain't reid beir langwidge.
Not "spell," SPIEL!
MosZibby
"Rabid Clowns" is the name of his new band?!?
nemo
David Simpson <faro...@picknowl.com.au> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 11 Mar 2004 16:18:35 GMT, "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> typed
> furiously:
>
> >
> >ynotssor <ynot...@example.net> wrote in message
> >news:c2gise$1thn3k$1...@ID-209881.news.uni-berlin.de...
> >> "Chris Trask" <chris...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> >> news:gQP2c.1412$Cm3....@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net
> >>
> >> >>> At the strip mall down the street, a sign is announcing that
> >> >>> soon we will have a "House of Sausage". I think they ought to
> >> >>> choose a different building material. There's a pack of stray
> >> >>> dogs in the neighborhood!
> >> >>
> >> >> I've been to Pizza Hut.
> >> >
> >> > Not to mention the (International) House of Pancakes.
> >>
> >> I've been to The Mexican Waffle House at an interchange north of Eloy
AZ.
> >>
> >In Highgate Road, North London, there used to be The Vegan Cafe. It was
not
> >built of Vegans though and neither could you get Vegan steaks there but
you
> >could get Vegan steaks!
> >
> or stakes?
>