Chinese food

ynotssor

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Jul 2, 2007, 12:28:17 PM7/2/07

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It was great, really. The only drawback was the contents of the traditional
fortune cookie, which was probably manufactured in Omaha Nebraska: "Give
your very best today. Heaven knows it's little enough."

Greg Evans

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Jul 2, 2007, 12:44:43 PM7/2/07

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ynotssor wrote:

True story: I got a fortune cookie a few months back that gave me this
ominous advice: "Enjoy yourself while you can."

Now, I'm not a superstitious fellow...but let's just say I'm not
investing in any slow-maturing bonds.

ynotssor

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Jul 2, 2007, 1:08:59 PM7/2/07

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In news:5esobjF...@mid.individual.net,
Greg Evans <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote:

At a Vietnamese restaurant, my fortune once read: "You just love Chinese
food!"

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 2, 2007, 1:21:47 PM7/2/07

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If I was you, I wouldn't even buy ripe bananas.

ynotssor

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Jul 2, 2007, 1:57:55 PM7/2/07

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In news:tvci83h79tgqfoplu...@4ax.com,
Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:

>> True story: I got a fortune cookie a few months back that gave me
>> this ominous advice: "Enjoy yourself while you can."
>>
>> Now, I'm not a superstitious fellow...but let's just say I'm not
>> investing in any slow-maturing bonds.
>
> If I was you, I wouldn't even buy ripe bananas.

Something vaguely Groucho Marxist suggests itself, but I can't quite recall
it.

Greg Evans

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Jul 2, 2007, 2:15:53 PM7/2/07

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ynotssor wrote:

>> If I was you, I wouldn't even buy ripe bananas.
>
> Something vaguely Groucho Marxist suggests itself, but I
> can't quite recall it.

"I once shot an elephant in my bananas...how he got into them, I'll
never know." ?

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 2, 2007, 6:02:04 PM7/2/07

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Perhaps he slipped into them?

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 2, 2007, 6:04:00 PM7/2/07

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On Mon, 2 Jul 2007 10:57:55 -0700, "ynotssor" <ynot...@example.net>
wrote:

>>> True story: I got a fortune cookie a few months back that gave me
>>> this ominous advice: "Enjoy yourself while you can."
>>>
>>> Now, I'm not a superstitious fellow...but let's just say I'm not
>>> investing in any slow-maturing bonds.
>>
>> If I was you, I wouldn't even buy ripe bananas.
>
>Something vaguely Groucho Marxist suggests itself, but I can't quite recall
>it.

I was somewhat paraphrasing Agnes Skinner from "The Simpsons" episode
"Worst Episode Ever". Maybe Groucho told it to her.

Greg Evans

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Jul 2, 2007, 8:57:13 PM7/2/07

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

>> "I once shot an elephant in my bananas...how he got
>> into them, I'll never know." ?
>
> Perhaps he slipped into them?

That's an apeeling notion.

ynotssor

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Jul 2, 2007, 9:28:36 PM7/2/07

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In news:5etl7sF...@mid.individual.net,
Greg Evans <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:

Daylight come and he want go roam.

Gerry

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Jul 3, 2007, 1:40:52 AM7/3/07

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On Mon, 2 Jul 2007 09:28:17 -0700, "ynotssor" <ynot...@example.net>
wrote:

>It was great, really. The only drawback was the contents of the traditional
>fortune cookie, which was probably manufactured in Omaha Nebraska: "Give
>your very best today. Heaven knows it's little enough."

"Traditional" fortune cookie, I don't think so. I spent a month in
China this spring and ate in many different Chinese restaurants all
across China and didn't ever see one fortune cookie. A furtune cookie
is an American invention and has no relation to traditional Chinese
cooking.

ynotssor

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Jul 3, 2007, 2:05:31 AM7/3/07

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In news:s5oj83ljdkief8f8d...@4ax.com,
Gerry <neu...@email.com> wrote:

>> It was great, really. The only drawback was the contents of the
>> traditional fortune cookie, which was probably manufactured in Omaha
>> Nebraska: "Give your very best today. Heaven knows it's little
>> enough."
>
> "Traditional" fortune cookie, I don't think so. I spent a month in
> China this spring and ate in many different Chinese restaurants all
> across China and didn't ever see one fortune cookie. A furtune cookie
> is an American invention and has no relation to traditional Chinese
> cooking.

No one mentioned anything about "traditional Chinese cooking", dimbulb.
Here, let me help you: "traditional fortune cookie". You'll get a fortune
cookie at any and all Chinese restaurants in America. It's a tradition.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 3, 2007, 3:05:06 AM7/3/07

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Why do elephants appeal to you? You know they can carry a lot of
baggage with them.

peachy ashie passion

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Jul 3, 2007, 9:36:21 AM7/3/07

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

Oh, I wouldn't say a lot. It's just the one trunk

MosNot

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Jul 3, 2007, 10:13:18 AM7/3/07

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"Gerry" <neu...@email.com> wrote in message
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Chinese people are lucky to eat Chinese food every day....

MosNot

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Jul 3, 2007, 10:14:11 AM7/3/07

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"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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....junk in the trunk....

MosNot

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"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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....junk in the trunk....

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 3, 2007, 11:23:35 PM7/3/07

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On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 13:36:21 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>"I once shot an elephant in my bananas...how he got
>>>>>into them, I'll never know." ?
>>>>
>>>>Perhaps he slipped into them?
>>>
>>>That's an apeeling notion.
>>
>> Why do elephants appeal to you? You know they can carry a lot of
>> baggage with them.
>
> Oh, I wouldn't say a lot. It's just the one trunk

LOL

peachy ashie passion

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Jul 5, 2007, 3:33:35 PM7/5/07

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

I never thought I'd get away with that.

I know a full truck is a LOT Of baggage by man standards. Every guy I
know figures a gym bag is enough to pack a month's worth of clothes.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 5, 2007, 9:22:56 PM7/5/07

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That's absolutely right. In fact, my gym bag is a two suiter: bathing
and tuxedo.

Greg Evans

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Jul 6, 2007, 8:24:16 AM7/6/07

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> In fact, my gym bag is a two suiter: bathing and tuxedo.

That's because your "tuxedo" consists of your swim trunks, a Hawaiian shirt,
and flip-flops!

ynotssor

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Jul 6, 2007, 8:59:02 AM7/6/07

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Greg Evans <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:

... and a fish hung around his neck.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 6, 2007, 7:51:12 PM7/6/07

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Yes, but you forgot the cummerbund.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 6, 2007, 7:51:49 PM7/6/07

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On Fri, 6 Jul 2007 05:59:02 -0700, "ynotssor" <ynot...@example.net>
wrote:

>>> In fact, my gym bag is a two suiter: bathing and tuxedo.
>>
>> That's because your "tuxedo" consists of your swim trunks, a Hawaiian
>> shirt, and flip-flops!
>
>... and a fish hung around his neck.

Well, it is a formal occasion.

SummersFrenzy

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Jul 6, 2007, 9:38:03 PM7/6/07

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>>>> In fact, my gym bag is a two suiter: bathing and tuxedo.
>>>
>>> That's because your "tuxedo" consists of your swim trunks, a Hawaiian
>>> shirt, and flip-flops!
>>
>>... and a fish hung around his neck.
>
> Well, it is a formal occasion.

Larry, Larry, Larry . . . how many times do you have to be told - take the
tooth *outa* the fish to wear it around your neck

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 6, 2007, 10:40:44 PM7/6/07

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Do you have any idea how difficult it is to shake Greg off once he
gets his tooth in something?

Richard Catto

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Jul 6, 2007, 11:06:17 PM7/6/07

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Gerry wrote:
> On Mon, 2 Jul 2007 09:28:17 -0700, "ynotssor" <ynot...@example.net>

> >It was great, really. The only drawback was the contents of the traditional
> >fortune cookie, which was probably manufactured in Omaha Nebraska: "Give
> >your very best today. Heaven knows it's little enough."
> "Traditional" fortune cookie, I don't think so. I spent a month in
> China this spring and ate in many different Chinese restaurants all
> across China and didn't ever see one fortune cookie. A furtune cookie
> is an American invention and has no relation to traditional Chinese
> cooking.

That seems to be the case. Fortune cookies are not a feature in South
African Chinese restaurants.

Richard Catto

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Jul 6, 2007, 11:06:57 PM7/6/07

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Tony is a rude little liar.

Richard Catto

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Jul 6, 2007, 11:07:50 PM7/6/07

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Not sure I follow this one. Liked peachie's trunk quip, though. :)

peachy ashie passion

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Jul 6, 2007, 11:16:49 PM7/6/07

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Richard Catto wrote:

Yeah, he's frequently rude, and it's rh, we are all liars.
But in this instance he's right. Sorry.

Richard Catto

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Jul 6, 2007, 11:37:59 PM7/6/07

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I think Tony's fortune cookie was accurate:

SummersFrenzy

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Jul 7, 2007, 12:44:49 AM7/7/07

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Richard Catto wrote:

> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>> Larry, Larry, Larry . . . how many times do you have to be told - take
>> the
>> tooth *outa* the fish to wear it around your neck
>
> Not sure I follow this one. Liked peachie's trunk quip, though. :)

http://tinyurl.com/272m63

Mike

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Jul 7, 2007, 5:24:26 AM7/7/07

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"Richard Catto" <rrc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Only because your short life expectancy doesn't warrant a prediction of your
future.
--

"Anybody can have more birthdays; but it takes
balls to get old!"

ur_droll

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Jul 7, 2007, 5:52:19 AM7/7/07

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LMFAO

MosNot

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Jul 7, 2007, 1:25:44 PM7/7/07

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I got one of those, minus the necklace.

SummersFrenzy

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Jul 7, 2007, 2:21:40 PM7/7/07

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MosNot wrote:

> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>> http://tinyurl.com/272m63
>
> I got one of those, minus the necklace.

Oh re-e-e-e-eally?

Hey Larry! You're gonna hafta stop buggin' Greg-Bob about his one tooth
smile . . . it's MOSNOT that has it . . . which leaves Greg as downright
toothy, like he claims!

Greg Evans

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Jul 7, 2007, 5:08:31 PM7/7/07

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SummersFrenzy wrote:

http://tinyurl.com/fy5rw

Greg Evans

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Jul 7, 2007, 5:33:14 PM7/7/07

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> Do you have any idea how difficult it is to shake Greg off
> once he gets his tooth in something?

They don't call me Greg "Pit Bull" Evans for nothing, you know!

Greg
it usually costs me $1.25 per citation, with a $15 daily cap

peachy ashie passion

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Jul 7, 2007, 6:01:43 PM7/7/07

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Greg Evans wrote:

Hiya Greg "Pit Bull" Evans!

How you doing today, "Pit Bull"?

Greg Evans

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Jul 7, 2007, 6:07:35 PM7/7/07

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peachy ashie passion wrote:

> Hiya Greg "Pit Bull" Evans!
> How you doing today, "Pit Bull"?

I hope you don't actually expect to get paid in, like, actual money or
anything.

Greg
who hangs on to his money with a dogged grip

peachy ashie passion

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Jul 7, 2007, 6:27:05 PM7/7/07

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Greg Evans wrote:

*sigh* I had to try, now didn't I?

What else are you offering to pay me in?

Zoogar the Zerg

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Jul 7, 2007, 8:52:11 PM7/7/07

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Mike wrote:
> "Richard Catto" <rrc...@gmail.com> wrote in message

> > That seems to be the case. Fortune cookies are not a feature in South
> > African Chinese restaurants.
> Only because your short life expectancy doesn't warrant a prediction of your
> future.

Any last requests, Earthling, before I vaporize your ass?

Parsons

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Jul 7, 2007, 9:00:29 PM7/7/07

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Having your little fantasy dreams again Dicky?
>

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 8, 2007, 1:53:20 AM7/8/07

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You are such a fibber! Now tell us the tooth and nothing but the
tooth.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 8, 2007, 1:58:05 AM7/8/07

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On Sat, 07 Jul 2007 22:27:05 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>> Hiya Greg "Pit Bull" Evans!
>>> How you doing today, "Pit Bull"?
>>
>> I hope you don't actually expect to get paid in, like, actual money or
>> anything.
>>
>> Greg
>> who hangs on to his money with a dogged grip
>
> *sigh* I had to try, now didn't I?
>
> What else are you offering to pay me in?

Careful, Peachy. Greg will offer to pay you in small bills, usually 5
three dollar bills or 2 six dollar bills and a three dollar bill.
Believe it or not, that is legal currency in Possum Junction.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 8, 2007, 1:59:12 AM7/8/07

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Hell, Summer, I'll just bug them both about it.

MosNot

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Jul 8, 2007, 8:47:41 AM7/8/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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Talk about my fossilized shark tooth all you want.

Greg Evans

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Jul 8, 2007, 9:06:26 AM7/8/07

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

>>> Do you have any idea how difficult it is to shake Greg off
>>> once he gets his tooth in something?
>> They don't call me Greg "Pit Bull" Evans for nothing, you
>> know!

>> it usually costs me $1.25 per citation, with a $15 daily cap
>
> You are such a fibber! Now tell us the tooth and nothing but
> the tooth.

That's my story, and I'm hangin' on to it!

Greg Evans

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Jul 8, 2007, 9:20:09 AM7/8/07

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peachy ashie passion wrote:

> What else are you offering to pay me in?

In due time.

Mike

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Jul 8, 2007, 9:23:07 AM7/8/07

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"Zoogar the Zerg" <zoogar....@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Is vaporize your new word for suck, Dick?

SummersFrenzy

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Jul 8, 2007, 10:19:22 AM7/8/07

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ooooooh - Greg's just volunteered with peachy for FREE BABYSITTING !!

And she was all concerned about daycare

Personal note // I will take advantage of the time comment to note . . .
it's time for me to be leaving for a bit or two . . . don't all celebrate at
once! \\ end note

peachy ashie passion

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Jul 8, 2007, 10:35:56 AM7/8/07

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

Probably I will be able to buy my way OUT of Possum Junction then. :)

peachy ashie passion

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Jul 8, 2007, 10:36:33 AM7/8/07

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SummersFrenzy wrote:

Hurry back - you get to help babysit!

Greg Evans

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Jul 8, 2007, 12:16:47 PM7/8/07

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SummersFrenzy wrote:

> ooooooh - Greg's just volunteered with peachy for FREE
> BABYSITTING !!

Wow, I thought Peachy had better sense than that.

Greg
breaking out the rat poison and sharp objects

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 8, 2007, 12:48:54 PM7/8/07

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Peachy, don't you understand: there is no way out of Possum
Junction!!!

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 8, 2007, 12:50:08 PM7/8/07

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On Sun, 8 Jul 2007 08:19:22 -0600, "SummersFrenzy"
<icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>> What else are you offering to pay me in?
>>
>> In due time.
>
>ooooooh - Greg's just volunteered with peachy for FREE BABYSITTING !!
>
>And she was all concerned about daycare
>
>Personal note // I will take advantage of the time comment to note . . .
>it's time for me to be leaving for a bit or two . . . don't all celebrate at
>once! \\ end note

We'll miss you, kiddo. Have a good vacation!

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 8, 2007, 12:51:07 PM7/8/07

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Only your dentist knows for sure.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 8, 2007, 12:52:03 PM7/8/07

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On Sun, 8 Jul 2007 06:47:41 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/272m63
>>>>
>>>> I got one of those, minus the necklace.
>>>
>>>Oh re-e-e-e-eally?
>>>
>>>Hey Larry! You're gonna hafta stop buggin' Greg-Bob about his one tooth
>>>smile . . . it's MOSNOT that has it . . . which leaves Greg as downright
>>>toothy, like he claims!
>>
>> Hell, Summer, I'll just bug them both about it.
>
>Talk about my fossilized shark tooth all you want.

Did you get Greg's dentist to implant it for you?

peachy ashie passion

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Jul 8, 2007, 12:53:19 PM7/8/07

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Greg Evans wrote:

Trust me, You'll want those for yourself before an hour is up.

ynotssor

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Jul 8, 2007, 1:00:18 PM7/8/07

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In news:1391sjr...@corp.supernews.com,
SummersFrenzy <icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Personal note // I will take advantage of the time comment to note
> . . . it's time for me to be leaving for a bit or two . . . don't all
> celebrate at once! \\ end note

If you find religion there, they might let you out early "on good
behaviour".

ynotssor

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Jul 8, 2007, 1:02:40 PM7/8/07

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In news:gD6ki.431$Y_3.146@trnddc04,

Even the Greyhound bus is up on blocks in Greg's yard ... right behind the
locomotive.

peachy ashie passion

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Jul 8, 2007, 1:15:20 PM7/8/07

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ynotssor wrote:

If I can pay the toll, they might let me walk out.

Greg Evans

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Jul 8, 2007, 1:22:54 PM7/8/07

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peachy ashie passion wrote:

>> breaking out the rat poison and sharp objects
>
> Trust me, You'll want those for yourself before an hour is
> up.

Hey, I got TWO boys through their teenage years and lived to tell about it
(they did too, darn it)! I ain't afeared.

Greg
annoyed and nauseous at the very idea, yes - but not afraid

Greg Evans

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Jul 8, 2007, 1:23:59 PM7/8/07

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ynotssor wrote:

> Even the Greyhound bus is up on blocks in Greg's yard ...
> right behind the locomotive.

Those are, respectively, the guest cottage and the emergency generator.

peachy ashie passion

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Jul 8, 2007, 1:29:06 PM7/8/07

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Greg Evans wrote:

Oh, you should be. Trust me.

Teenage boys are easier.

Greg Evans

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Jul 8, 2007, 2:20:45 PM7/8/07

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peachy ashie passion wrote:

> Teenage boys are easier.

In a word: HA.

Greg
and again I say HA

MosNot

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Jul 8, 2007, 4:26:01 PM7/8/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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It's The Hotel California of the east ?

MosNot

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Jul 8, 2007, 4:27:11 PM7/8/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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Greg owns a dentist ?

MosNot

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Jul 8, 2007, 4:28:04 PM7/8/07

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"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Insurance rates are higher, but the clothing cost is less.

peachy ashie passion

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Jul 8, 2007, 7:41:07 PM7/8/07

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

A girl can dream, of the bright lights and big city. Even in Possum
Junction, a girl can dream.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 8, 2007, 8:51:04 PM7/8/07

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On Sun, 8 Jul 2007 14:26:01 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> Careful, Peachy. Greg will offer to pay you in small bills, usually 5
>>>> three dollar bills or 2 six dollar bills and a three dollar bill.
>>>> Believe it or not, that is legal currency in Possum Junction.
>>>
>>> Probably I will be able to buy my way OUT of Possum Junction then. :)
>>
>> Peachy, don't you understand: there is no way out of Possum
>> Junction!!!
>
>It's The Hotel California of the east ?

Welcome to the Hotel Possum Junction...

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 8, 2007, 8:52:22 PM7/8/07

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Wow! I haven't seen a wood-fired generator in a long time!

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 8, 2007, 8:53:38 PM7/8/07

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On Sun, 08 Jul 2007 17:15:20 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:

The toll taker accepts exact change only. Make sure you take a 37
cent piece with you.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 8, 2007, 8:54:23 PM7/8/07

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Were you able to trade in the empty acne cream bottles for a refund?

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 8, 2007, 8:55:15 PM7/8/07

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On Sun, 08 Jul 2007 17:29:06 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>> Hey, I got TWO boys through their teenage years and lived to tell about it
>> (they did too, darn it)! I ain't afeared.
>>
>> Greg
>> annoyed and nauseous at the very idea, yes - but not afraid
>
> Oh, you should be. Trust me.
>
> Teenage boys are easier.

ROTFL!

Signed,
Larry
Father of twin 18 year old sons

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 8, 2007, 8:56:18 PM7/8/07

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On Sun, 8 Jul 2007 14:28:04 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>> Teenage boys are easier.
>

> the clothing cost is less.

Again I say, ROTFL!

Signed,
Larry
Father of 18 year old twin sons

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 8, 2007, 8:57:45 PM7/8/07

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On Sun, 8 Jul 2007 14:27:11 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/272m63
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I got one of those, minus the necklace.
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh re-e-e-e-eally?
>>>>>
>>>>>Hey Larry! You're gonna hafta stop buggin' Greg-Bob about his one tooth
>>>>>smile . . . it's MOSNOT that has it . . . which leaves Greg as downright
>>>>>toothy, like he claims!
>>>>
>>>> Hell, Summer, I'll just bug them both about it.
>>>
>>>Talk about my fossilized shark tooth all you want.
>>
>> Did you get Greg's dentist to implant it for you?
>
>Greg owns a dentist ?

Sort of. It's actually a 14 volt Makita cordless drill with a 3/8
inch bit.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 8, 2007, 9:21:47 PM7/8/07

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Girls in Possum Junction usually dream of teeth and their male first
cousins.

MosNot

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Jul 8, 2007, 9:30:26 PM7/8/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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....what a lovely place....

MosNot

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Jul 8, 2007, 9:31:20 PM7/8/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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It also doubles as the boiler room, hot water heater, and sauna.

MosNot

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Jul 8, 2007, 9:32:50 PM7/8/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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Least you don't have to worry about them coming
home pregnant from some date they had with a dork.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 8, 2007, 9:34:15 PM7/8/07

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On Sun, 8 Jul 2007 19:30:26 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>> Careful, Peachy. Greg will offer to pay you in small bills, usually 5
>>>>>> three dollar bills or 2 six dollar bills and a three dollar bill.
>>>>>> Believe it or not, that is legal currency in Possum Junction.
>>>>>
>>>>> Probably I will be able to buy my way OUT of Possum Junction then.
>>>>> :)
>>>>
>>>> Peachy, don't you understand: there is no way out of Possum
>>>> Junction!!!
>>>
>>>It's The Hotel California of the east ?
>>
>> Welcome to the Hotel Possum Junction...
>
>....what a lovely place....

I wouldn't say that an old Greyhound bus up on blocks is a lovely
place.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 8, 2007, 9:34:43 PM7/8/07

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On Sun, 8 Jul 2007 19:31:20 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
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>>>> Even the Greyhound bus is up on blocks in Greg's yard ...
>>>> right behind the locomotive.
>>>
>>>Those are, respectively, the guest cottage and the emergency generator.
>>
>> Wow! I haven't seen a wood-fired generator in a long time!
>
>It also doubles as the boiler room, hot water heater, and sauna.

No holler should be without one.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 8, 2007, 9:35:31 PM7/8/07

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On Sun, 8 Jul 2007 19:32:50 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> Teenage boys are easier.
>>>
>>> the clothing cost is less.
>>
>> Again I say, ROTFL!
>>
>> Signed,
>> Larry
>> Father of 18 year old twin sons
>
>Least you don't have to worry about them coming
>home pregnant from some date they had with a dork.

No, I have to worry about them bringing their pregnant girlfriends
home to live with them.

MosNot

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I always wondered who the tooth faeries were.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 8, 2007, 9:40:29 PM7/8/07

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On Sun, 8 Jul 2007 19:39:03 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
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>>> A girl can dream, of the bright lights and big city. Even in Possum
>>>Junction, a girl can dream.
>>
>> Girls in Possum Junction usually dream of teeth and their male first
>> cousins.
>
>I always wondered who the tooth faeries were.

I thought everyone already knew they were atj cross-dressers.

MosNot

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You'd be surprised what a bit of paint can do.
....or a six pack of beer....

MosNot

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Jul 8, 2007, 9:46:19 PM7/8/07

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Tax deductions.

MosNot

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Jul 8, 2007, 9:50:21 PM7/8/07

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They shouldn't be mad since they chose the clothes.

ynotssor

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Jul 8, 2007, 11:02:55 PM7/8/07

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peachy ashie passion <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>>> Careful, Peachy. Greg will offer to pay you in small bills,
>>>> usually 5 three dollar bills or 2 six dollar bills and a three
>>>> dollar bill. Believe it or not, that is legal currency in Possum
>>>> Junction.
>>> Probably I will be able to buy my way OUT of Possum Junction
>>> then. :)
>>
>> Peachy, don't you understand: there is no way out of Possum
>> Junction!!!
>
> A girl can dream, of the bright lights and big city. Even in
> Possum Junction, a girl can dream.

Sure she can ... but the most attainable is Christmas lights and the latest
8-tracks.

ynotssor

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Jul 8, 2007, 11:06:08 PM7/8/07

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In news:uk1393h8e986i9gqr...@4ax.com,
Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:

>>> Even the Greyhound bus is up on blocks in Greg's yard ...
>>> right behind the locomotive.
>>
>> Those are, respectively, the guest cottage and the emergency
>> generator.
>
> Wow! I haven't seen a wood-fired generator in a long time!

There is a plastic jug under every engine block in the neighborhood,
catching the drippings to marinate the wood.

ynotssor

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Jul 8, 2007, 11:09:22 PM7/8/07

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In news:cq1393hpapqmarv8p...@4ax.com,
Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:

>> Oh, you should be. Trust me. Teenage boys are easier.
>
> ROTFL! Signed, Larry Father of twin 18 year old sons

She wasn't talking about parenting.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 9, 2007, 1:29:28 AM7/9/07

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On Sun, 8 Jul 2007 19:45:30 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>> I wouldn't say that an old Greyhound bus up on blocks is a lovely
>> place.
>
>You'd be surprised what a bit of paint can do.
>....or a six pack of beer....

I imagine that I would.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 9, 2007, 1:30:46 AM7/9/07

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On Sun, 8 Jul 2007 19:50:21 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>> A girl can dream, of the bright lights and big city. Even in Possum
>>>>>Junction, a girl can dream.
>>>>
>>>> Girls in Possum Junction usually dream of teeth and their male first
>>>> cousins.
>>>
>>>I always wondered who the tooth faeries were.
>>
>> I thought everyone already knew they were atj cross-dressers.
>
>They shouldn't be mad since they chose the clothes.

I wish they'd quit playing with their "wands" so much, though.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 9, 2007, 1:32:08 AM7/9/07

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On Sun, 8 Jul 2007 20:06:08 -0700, "ynotssor" <ynot...@example.net>
wrote:

>>>> Even the Greyhound bus is up on blocks in Greg's yard ...
>>>> right behind the locomotive.
>>>
>>> Those are, respectively, the guest cottage and the emergency
>>> generator.
>>
>> Wow! I haven't seen a wood-fired generator in a long time!
>
>There is a plastic jug under every engine block in the neighborhood,
>catching the drippings to marinate the wood.

Ugh. I can just imagine the menu at the Possum Junction Roadkill
Diner!

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 9, 2007, 1:32:54 AM7/9/07

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On Sun, 8 Jul 2007 19:46:19 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>> Teenage boys are easier.
>>>>>
>>>>> the clothing cost is less.
>>>>
>>>> Again I say, ROTFL!
>>>>
>>>> Signed,
>>>> Larry
>>>> Father of 18 year old twin sons
>>>
>>>Least you don't have to worry about them coming
>>>home pregnant from some date they had with a dork.
>>
>> No, I have to worry about them bringing their pregnant girlfriends
>> home to live with them.
>
>Tax deductions.

Nope. They're all over the age of 18 and not disabled. Yet.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 9, 2007, 1:33:55 AM7/9/07

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On Sun, 8 Jul 2007 20:09:22 -0700, "ynotssor" <ynot...@example.net>
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>>> Oh, you should be. Trust me. Teenage boys are easier.
>>
>> ROTFL! Signed, Larry Father of twin 18 year old sons
>
>She wasn't talking about parenting.

Why Peachy, you little devil, you!

ynotssor

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Jul 9, 2007, 2:27:32 AM7/9/07

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In news:v0i39318oiok5oalj...@4ax.com,
Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:

>>>>> Even the Greyhound bus is up on blocks in Greg's yard ...
>>>>> right behind the locomotive.
>>>> Those are, respectively, the guest cottage and the emergency
>>>> generator.
>>> Wow! I haven't seen a wood-fired generator in a long time!
>>
>> There is a plastic jug under every engine block in the neighborhood,
>> catching the drippings to marinate the wood.
>
> Ugh. I can just imagine the menu at the Possum Junction Roadkill
> Diner!

Ask for the "special" ... "You rike it I PROMISE!"

MosNot

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Jul 9, 2007, 10:32:28 AM7/9/07

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Yeah, but if you drink, don't paint.

MosNot

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Jul 9, 2007, 10:33:53 AM7/9/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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Ok, barbeque, then.