One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year- olds,
"I'll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.Patrick."
The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Marvin,come up here and I'll give you the $2."
As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, "You know Marvin, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."
Marvin replied, "Yeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business..."
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> One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year- > olds,
> "I'll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most > famous man who ever lived."
> An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.Patrick."
> The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."
> Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. > Andrew."
> The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right > either."
> Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus > Christ."
> The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Marvin,come up here > and I'll give you the $2."
> As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, "You know > Marvin, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus > Christ."
> Marvin replied, "Yeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but > business is business..."
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So, that means you must be in your 80's I didn't know they had computers in the old folks home where you live.... - i didn't think any of you old timers could see that well anymore... lol
> > "I'll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most > > famous man who ever lived."
> > An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.Patrick."
> > The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."
> > Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. > > Andrew."
> > The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right > > either."
> > Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus > > Christ."
> > The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Marvin,come up here > > and I'll give you the $2."
> > As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, "You know > > Marvin, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus > > Christ."
> > Marvin replied, "Yeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but > > business is business..."
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> Now you are funny - its a pity you don't write in more contributions, > Thanks again for the laugh, > Jim > "Spitfire" <spitfir...@my-deja.com> wrote in message > news:3DC5B60E.B5B9C68A@my-deja.com... > > Jim wrote:
> > > I heard this 55 years ago - and I'm not joking,
> > .....wanna start?
Yeah, Spit, if only you'd send in more contributions... 2000+ a month just ain't cuttin' it.
> "Jim" <enda.spam....@bigfoot.com> wrote > > Now you are funny - its a pity you don't write in more contributions, > > Thanks again for the laugh, > > Jim > > "Spitfire" <spitfir...@my-deja.com> wrote in message > > news:3DC5B60E.B5B9C68A@my-deja.com... > > > Jim wrote:
> > > > I heard this 55 years ago - and I'm not joking,
> > > .....wanna start?
> Yeah, Spit, if only you'd send in more contributions... 2000+ a > month just ain't cuttin' it.
Peter, you like racist jokes and ageist jokes, what depths of depravity will you sink to to get a laugh? Jim "Peter The Great" <peter_the_gr...@24ghz.co.za> wrote in message news:3dc6efd6_2@mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com...
> So, that means you must be in your 80's > I didn't know they had computers in the old folks home where you
live.... - i didn't think any of you old timers could see that well
> anymore... > lol > "Jim" <enda.spam....@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
> > I heard this 55 years ago - and I'm not joking, > > Jim > > "C e r b e r u s - T h e - D o g - O f - H e l l" > > <xcerxbexr...@xmyxstaxcy.cxo.uxk> wrote in message > > news:3dc43f09_2@mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com... > > > One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year- > > > olds,
> > > "I'll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most > > > famous man who ever lived."
> > > An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.Patrick."
> > > The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."
> > > Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. > > > Andrew."
> > > The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right > > > either."
> > > Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus > > > Christ."
> > > The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Marvin,come up here > > > and I'll give you the $2."
> > > As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, "You know > > > Marvin, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus > > > Christ."
> > > Marvin replied, "Yeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but > > > business is business..."
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Jim wrote: > Peter, > you like racist jokes and ageist jokes, what depths of depravity will you > sink to to get a laugh?
Considering this stuff is getting crossposted to alt.tasteless.jokes, I'd say the answer to that is twofold: (1) What depths of depravity will they sink to? Any, though perhaps *zoom* might be a more accurate word. (2) On the other hand, the folks in a.t.j. don't appear to be interested in "getting laughs" in the first place.
> > Peter, > > you like racist jokes and ageist jokes, what depths of depravity will you > > sink to to get a laugh?
> Considering this stuff is getting crossposted to alt.tasteless.jokes, I'd > say the answer to that is twofold: > (1) What depths of depravity will they sink to? Any, though perhaps *zoom* > might be a more accurate word.
We have some of the finest idjits in all of usenet.
> (2) On the other hand, the folks in a.t.j. don't appear to be interested in > "getting laughs" in the first place.
....things are more hysterical here..... -- Spitfire You done yet?
> Tue, 5 Nov 2002 15:08:39 -0500 was a day just like any other, > until "Greg Evans" <gregREMOVE-T...@larkbooks.com> wrote:
> >Jim wrote:
> >> Peter, > >> you like racist jokes and ageist jokes, what depths of depravity will you > >> sink to to get a laugh?
> >Considering this stuff is getting crossposted to alt.tasteless.jokes, I'd > >say the answer to that is twofold: > >(1) What depths of depravity will they sink to? Any, though perhaps *zoom* > >might be a more accurate word.
> <fondly recalls the "how to fuck a five year old" thread>
> >(2) On the other hand, the folks in a.t.j. don't appear to be interested in > >"getting laughs" in the first place.
> Hey, it was a real rib-tickler!!!
Especially when the pelvis cracked. -- Spitfire You done yet?
