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Voileux34 pour me répondre remplacer net par com

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Mar 19, 2003, 1:30:33 PM3/19/03
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The picture is really funny!

Marie Goodwin

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Mar 19, 2003, 2:41:06 PM3/19/03
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Okay well I personally do not think that's funny, the picture is great, but
what they say isn't really. I am scared to death over this president whom I
didn't vote for, but its in no way funny to have the French and other
countries hating us and our goods because of our stupid president.........
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Longshot

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the president has nothing to do with it. he doesn't write his speeches , he
only reads them off a teleprompter. This is necessary to stop the friggen
terrorists. it should have been done 12 years ago!
fuck the French. I'd bet my left nut , they will eat their words & change
their tune before this is over.


Rob


Marie Goodwin

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Mar 19, 2003, 3:53:22 PM3/19/03
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Yeah true very true!
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J Morvay

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Woe!! Now that's a longshot, time to get off the glue bag. Go Team Goofy.
That's a good little Sparky, fetch the stupid stick.
http://community.webshots.com/user/intothefuture/
J Morvay
NMD THE SHELL GAME
2 END ALL SHELL GAMES


intothef...@rogers.com remove NMD


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The Mad Jesuit

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"Longshot" <longs...@aol.com> wrote in message
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</Rant On>
I am about fucking fed-up with the French.

Yeah... Fuck the French. They're rude, pompous, self-righteous bastards
that believe their language is the end-all and be-all for Europe. As has
been
pointed out "France is a country that has been run mostly by prostitutes."

Why the hell should the US care if the French hate them? After all, it was
(primarily) the US and Britain that got the Germans out of France, and
France
did nothing to help... Twice!

This current war is not about oil. Rather it's about what should have been
done 12 years ago. Remove that genocidal madman, Saddam Hussein, from
power. Twelve years ago, the French refused to lift a finger.

As a member of the UN Security Council, France has done everything possible
to block any effort to enforce the three resolutions that call for Iraq to
be
disarmed or face military action.

As a nation, France hasn't learned the lessons of history. After WWI,
nobody
had either the means or the will to enforce sanctions and checks against
Germany.
Look what happened. Germany built up its military, held military operations
in
restricted areas, refused to make payments to the countries they were
responsible
for destroying.... leading right up to marching into Poland...Unopposed.
Where was France? Hiding behind the word "diplomacy". They preferred words
over actions and look what happened. Several treaties with Hitler go by and
Germany Marched straight into Paris and took over.

</Rant Off>

OBJ: Q - Where do the French keep their Armies?

A - In their sleevies.


---The Mad Jesuit
(Just hide, mate)

Voileux34 pour me répondre remplacer net par com

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Mar 21, 2003, 9:51:42 AM3/21/03
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Bank and oil companies are using the bush marionette...

Why do you let your president, your country doing war without UN
consent to make war ???

Bush is acting like Adolf hitler acted more than sixty years ago...
because of his powerness...

Iraq has nothing to do with terrorism... sad to say it...

USA sold most of armament to Iraq when USA used Iraq...

USA used Ben Laden with CIA and gave him money, armament, and
education for terrorist...

If USA is till doing wrong choice for good money... it means USA isn't
understanding...

Do you know than a human right resolution for Iraq was vetoed by US
???
Now human rights of Iraq people is important ? You are still trusting
your media ???

Be carefull with that... your media sometimes are not accurate...

Be really carefull with your media! Nazi media method to make a whole
country for the war while every country over world is not...

Surprising ? If you are clever : you should ask yourself... it might
be something wrong with that except if u believe that US persons are
better than persons from other countries...

But if you think that : you are in a nazi time...
US superiority equal Arian superiority : BE CAREFULL!!!

I am surprised to see that nobody asked why USA stopped the war
against Saddam 12 years ago?
I have heard it was for money interest for USA... still same thing...

This time the real reason is for oil!!!

Read that on sunday!
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines02/0915-03.htm
Published on Sunday, September 15, 2002 in the Washington Post
In Iraqi War Scenario, Oil Is Key Issue
U.S. Drillers Eye Huge Petroleum Pool
by Dan Morgan and David B. Ottaway

Be carefull with Adolf Bush...
cause war without UN consent could be a very bad choice for US
people...

On Wed, 19 Mar 2003 20:53:22 GMT, "Marie Goodwin" <mn...@adelphia.net>
wrote:

n1...@hotmail.com

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Voileux34 pour me répondre remplacer net par com <voil...@immermail.net > wrote in message news:<6e8m7v89ot6t2e7hk...@4ax.com>...

> You are still trusting
> your media ???
>
> Be carefull with that... your media sometimes are not accurate...
>
> Be really carefull with your media! Nazi media method to make a whole
> country for the war while every country over world is not...
>
> I have heard it was for money interest for USA... still same thing...
>
> This time the real reason is for oil!!!
>
> Read that on sunday!
> http://www.commondreams.org/headlines02/0915-03.htm
> Published on Sunday, September 15, 2002 in the Washington Post
> In Iraqi War Scenario, Oil Is Key Issue
> U.S. Drillers Eye Huge Petroleum Pool
> by Dan Morgan and David B. Ottaway
>

So, we shouldn't trust the media, yet you base your optinions on --
wait for it -- the media. What gives? Have you stopped taking your
meds?

Nurse! Nurse!

jagjeff

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Mar 31, 2003, 10:05:47 PM3/31/03
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What is amazing to me is how uninformed people are about this war.I suppose
saddam and his son's killing raping and torturing women and children using
innocents as a human shields and ruling Iraq with an iron fist for 28 years
is ok.Oh and lets not forget the thousands of Kurd's he slaughtered with
chemical weapons and the long and bloody war with Iran that killed
thousands.This guy is the fucking modern day hitler and I gotta read about
asshole europeans and hippy faggot Americans saying that WE are the war
mongerers?? and btw you french asswipes thats 10,000 of our soldiers buried
at normandy that saved your worthless latte sipping asses and if it wasnt
for us all you assholes would be speaking german right now.So to sum
up,hippie faggot university peace protestors shut the fuck up,and France
shut the fuck up and stay outta the way oh and quit supplying dictators with
materials to make weapons of mass destruction via Syria(you thought we
forgot about that shit didnt ya?)
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theBluesman

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In article <0oOdnYBj0eW...@wideopenwest.com>,
"jagjeff" <jag...@yahoo.com> wrote:

France should have a different view, True.

Saddam should be removed but
it does not seem they are going about this
properly.
Already Rumsfeld has screwed up,
now the war is prolonged and the fires
of protests are fanned

CIA has put worse dictators into power than
Saddam, like Pinochet were they
assasinated a democratically elected
president because he was not good for the interests
of Coke and Pepsi,... Look it up,... the info is there.

Thats why Kissinger is wanted to be tried for war crimes,
and his travels now are restricted,..

then there is the Shah of Iran ,..CIA 1954,..
also others

everything is done in the interests of money.

Check out this info yourself

Even the peace people dont want Saddam,
no one does.

Hopefully things will o btter.

I am willing to bet the liberated will not
want to be liberated


> > As a nation, France hasn't learned the lessons of history. After WWI,
> > nobody
> > had either the means or the will to enforce sanctions and checks against
> > Germany.
> > Look what happened. Germany built up its military, held military
> operations
> > in
> > restricted areas, refused to make payments to the countries they were
> > responsible
> > for destroying.... leading right up to marching into Poland...Unopposed.
> > Where was France? Hiding behind the word "diplomacy". They preferred
> words
> > over actions and look what happened. Several treaties with Hitler go by
> and
> > Germany Marched straight into Paris and took over.
> >
> > </Rant Off>
> >
> >
> >
> > OBJ: Q - Where do the French keep their Armies?
> >
> > A - In their sleevies.
> >
> >
> > ---The Mad Jesuit
> > (Just hide, mate)
> >
> >
> >
>
>

--
thanks
...................bLUeS.......
LoVE dEM bLUeS

Greg Evans

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Apr 1, 2003, 7:38:28 AM4/1/03
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jagjeff wrote:

> This guy is the fucking modern day hitler and I gotta read about
> asshole europeans and hippy faggot Americans saying that
> WE are the war mongerers??

First of all it's "mongers", and second of all the fact that Hussein's a
nasty guy doesn't mean the American government aren't also guilty of
warmongering.

Now do us all a favor - go back to your trailer, grab another PBR, plop
yourself back down in front of the TV, and shut up.


Larry Krzewinski

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Apr 1, 2003, 6:14:53 PM4/1/03
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Mmmm, PBR.

Elisabeth Müller

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What is a PBR? Is it worth mmmming about?

Bill Colmers

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"Elisabeth Müller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
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Pabst Blue Ribbon, A beer-like liquid which is preferred by knotheads like
the poster Greg referred to, but is beneath all contempt as a beverage.
Might be considered useful as drain cleaner.

HTH

Bill

Greg Evans

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Apr 3, 2003, 1:18:19 PM4/3/03
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Bill Colmers wrote:

> > What is a PBR? Is it worth mmmming about?
>
> Pabst Blue Ribbon, A beer-like liquid which is preferred by knotheads like
> the poster Greg referred to, but is beneath all contempt as a beverage.
> Might be considered useful as drain cleaner.

I take exception to this description!

I have more respect for my drains than that.


Larry Krzewinski

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Apr 3, 2003, 4:18:17 PM4/3/03
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You gentlemen, and I use the term loosely, have no conception of the
finer things in life.

Larry
Mmm, PBR. My buddies and I once got really toasted on a couple cases
of it a long time ago when we were young and stupid. One almost
ended up killing himself diving out of a tree into shallow water and
another almost got arrested for indecent exposure for urinating in
public and losing his bathing suit, which, were his only clothes. Ah,
to be young again.

BTW, my standard setup fee applies.

Alan

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On Thu, 03 Apr 2003 21:18:17 GMT, Larry Krzewinski
<larry.kzR...@gte.net> wrote:
>
>Larry
>Mmm, PBR. My buddies and I once got really toasted on a couple cases
>of it a long time ago when we were young and stupid. One almost
>ended up killing himself diving out of a tree into shallow water and
>another almost got arrested for indecent exposure for urinating in
>public and losing his bathing suit, which, were his only clothes. Ah,
>to be young again.

It is strange how "one" often does not admit which one (or both?) he
was.

Larry Krzewinski

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On Fri, 04 Apr 2003 00:50:41 GMT, bogf...@hotmail.com (Alan )
wrote:

>>Larry
>>Mmm, PBR. My buddies and I once got really toasted on a couple cases
>>of it a long time ago when we were young and stupid. One almost
>>ended up killing himself diving out of a tree into shallow water and
>>another almost got arrested for indecent exposure for urinating in
>>public and losing his bathing suit, which, were his only clothes. Ah,
>>to be young again.
>
>It is strange how "one" often does not admit which one (or both?) he
>was.

I was the also drunk observer who turned away from the highway when he
had to urinate.

Larry
I didn't want all the married women driving by forever after
disappointed in their husbands "equipment." <g>

Alan

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Larry, when you got called a big _ _ _ _, it wasn't because of your
"equipment", unless it was a case of stating the opposite of what is
true.
>

Larry Krzewinski

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On Fri, 04 Apr 2003 02:20:57 GMT, bogf...@hotmail.com (Alan )
wrote:

>>>>Mmm, PBR. My buddies and I once got really toasted on a couple cases


>>>>of it a long time ago when we were young and stupid. One almost
>>>>ended up killing himself diving out of a tree into shallow water and
>>>>another almost got arrested for indecent exposure for urinating in
>>>>public and losing his bathing suit, which, were his only clothes. Ah,
>>>>to be young again.
>>>
>>>It is strange how "one" often does not admit which one (or both?) he
>>>was.
>>
>>I was the also drunk observer who turned away from the highway when he
>>had to urinate.
>>
>>Larry
>>I didn't want all the married women driving by forever after
>>disappointed in their husbands "equipment." <g>
>
>Larry, when you got called a big _ _ _ _, it wasn't because of your
>"equipment", unless it was a case of stating the opposite of what is
>true.

Yeah, I guess that being called a "big fibber" couldn't be further
from the truth.

Elisabeth Müller

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On Thu, 3 Apr 2003 11:01:13 -0700, "Bill Colmers"
<william...@nospamualberta.ca> wrote:

>"Elisabeth Müller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
>news:3e8c46a4...@news.eunet-ag.at...

>> What is a PBR? Is it worth mmmming about?


>
>Pabst Blue Ribbon, A beer-like liquid which is preferred by knotheads like
>the poster Greg referred to, but is beneath all contempt as a beverage.
>Might be considered useful as drain cleaner.

Thank you Bill.

A propos beer, what I forgot to ask you: do you always prefer dark
beer?

Bill Colmers

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"Elisabeth Müller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
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Mainly when in Europe; but then, it's a bit like the kid in the candy shop,
an embarassment of choices!

In Regensburg, I will usually drink 2 Kneitinger Bock, then switch to the
"Helles"; the Bock is very strong. I remember the two-day hangover I had
from drinking 9 liters of the stuff when I was a grad student.

Bill
But I had a Really good reason, I tell ya...


Greg Evans

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Bill Colmers wrote:

> I remember the two-day hangover I had
> from drinking 9 liters of the stuff when I was a grad student.

> But I had a Really good reason, I tell ya...

"I wanted to" ?


Elisabeth Müller

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On Mon, 7 Apr 2003 12:21:49 -0600, "Bill Colmers"
<william...@nospamualberta.ca> wrote:

>"Elisabeth Müller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message

>news:3e8e0281...@news.eunet-ag.at...

>> A propos beer, what I forgot to ask you: do you always prefer dark
>> beer?
>Mainly when in Europe; but then, it's a bit like the kid in the candy shop,
>an embarassment of choices!

I know how you feel - and I have to live here all my life!


>
>In Regensburg, I will usually drink 2 Kneitinger Bock, then switch to the
>"Helles"; the Bock is very strong. I remember the two-day hangover I had
>from drinking 9 liters of the stuff when I was a grad student.

Bock is really dangerous. I could never drink 9 liters of any beer,
though, not while too far away from the toilet.


>
>Bill
>But I had a Really good reason, I tell ya...

"Anzapft is"

Bill Colmers

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"Elisabeth Müller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
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That will always suffice.

Only in Regensburg, it is more like

"Oazoapft is!"

Bill
Oberpfalzerisch is indeed a dialect


Greg Evans

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Bill Colmers wrote:

> > "Anzapft is"
>
> That will always suffice.
> Only in Regensburg, it is more like
> "Oazoapft is!"

...And in the US, "Zoloft is!"


Bill Colmers

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"Greg Evans" <gregIGN...@charter.net> wrote in message
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Our Department's motto:

"Drugs 'R' Us"!

Bill

Larry Krzewinski

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On Tue, 8 Apr 2003 16:00:40 -0600, "Bill Colmers"
<william...@nospamualberta.ca> wrote:

>> > > "Anzapft is"
>> >
>> > That will always suffice.
>> > Only in Regensburg, it is more like
>> > "Oazoapft is!"
>>
>> ...And in the US, "Zoloft is!"
>>
>
>Our Department's motto:
>
>"Drugs 'R' Us"!

Hey, that's my motto. Except for the "Us" part.

Larry
Nineteen prescriptions and counting. I call it better living through
chemistry.

Greg Evans

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Bill Colmers wrote:

>> > > "Anzapft is"


>> > Only in Regensburg, it is more like
>> > "Oazoapft is!"
>> ...And in the US, "Zoloft is!"
>
>Our Department's motto:
>"Drugs 'R' Us"!

Except it usually comes out, "Drugz'rzz...um...whuh?"


Elisabeth Müller

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On Tue, 8 Apr 2003 15:04:22 -0600, "Bill Colmers"
<william...@nospamualberta.ca> wrote:

>
>"Elisabeth Müller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
>news:3e9327fc...@news.eunet-ag.at...
>> On Mon, 7 Apr 2003 12:21:49 -0600, "Bill Colmers"
>> <william...@nospamualberta.ca> wrote:
>
>>Bill
>> >But I had a Really good reason, I tell ya...
>>
>> "Anzapft is"
>
>That will always suffice.
>
>Only in Regensburg, it is more like
>
>"Oazoapft is!"
>
>Bill
>Oberpfalzerisch is indeed a dialect

Of course. But I tried not to speak dialect, so that the other people
can understand me.

Bill Colmers

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--

==
Bill Colmers


"Elisabeth Müller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message

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Confusion is the root of most humor!

Bill
Or was that....?


Elisabeth Müller

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On Tue, 15 Apr 2003 14:38:31 -0600, "Bill Colmers"
<sambo...@whatever.ca> wrote:

>Confusion is the root of most humor!
>
>Bill
>Or was that....?

And I thought you'd say it was a part of the brain.

Greg Evans

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Elisabeth Müller wrote:

> >Confusion is the root of most humor!

> >Or was that....?
>
> And I thought you'd say it was a part of the brain.

No no, a *tumor* is part of the brain.


Bill Colmers

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Elisabeth Müller wrote:

BZZZZT! Sorry, the correct answer is"rumor"

Bill
Better luck next time!


Greg Evans

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Bill Colmers wrote:

> > >Confusion is the root of most humor!
> > >Or was that....?
> >> And I thought you'd say it was a part of the brain.
> >No no, a *tumor* is part of the brain.
>
> BZZZZT! Sorry, the correct answer is"rumor"

So, what part of the brain is the "rumor", then?


Elisabeth Müller

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But it shouldn't!

Elisabeth Müller

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How come you don't offer Greg to cut out a part of his brain?
I remember this was one of the first things you said to me.

Larry Krzewinski

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On Sun, 27 Apr 2003 21:04:24 GMT, mael...@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller)
wrote:

>>> >Confusion is the root of most humor!
>>> >Or was that....?
>>>
>>>> And I thought you'd say it was a part of the brain.
>>
>>>No no, a *tumor* is part of the brain.
>>
>>BZZZZT! Sorry, the correct answer is"rumor"
>>
>>Bill
>>Better luck next time!
>
>How come you don't offer Greg to cut out a part of his brain?
>I remember this was one of the first things you said to me.

Because Greg's brain doesn't have any extra parts?

Greg Evans

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> >How come you don't offer Greg to cut out a part of his brain?
> >I remember this was one of the first things you said to me.
>
> Because Greg's brain doesn't have any extra parts?

This is true. All my parts are vital and nonsuperfluous.


Bill Colmers

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"Greg Evans" <gregREM...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

Fie on you, ya selfish gits! We need to understand how the brain works to be
able to fix it.

Bill
And I'm *just* the fellow to figure it out!

BTW, Elisabeth, I recall your *volunteering* some bits for research during
that conversation.

See you Thursday.


Greg Evans

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Apr 28, 2003, 1:28:48 PM4/28/03
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Bill Colmers wrote:

> > >How come you don't offer Greg to cut out a part of his brain?
> > >I remember this was one of the first things you said to me.
> > Because Greg's brain doesn't have any extra parts?
> >This is true. All my parts are vital and nonsuperfluous.
>
> Fie on you, ya selfish gits! We need to understand how the brain
> works to be able to fix it.

That's kind of like saying one can learn how a car engine works by studying,
say, a radiator.

> And I'm *just* the fellow to figure it out!

Having no brain yourself, you thus have no preconceived notions?


Larry Krzewinski

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On Mon, 28 Apr 2003 11:12:21 -0600, "Bill Colmers"
<sambo...@whatever.ca> wrote:

>See you Thursday.

A-ha! I see there is a thawing between Canuck/Austrian relations. It
must be spring, and in spring a Yung man's fancy turns to collective
unconsciousness.

Greg Evans

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> ... in spring a Yung man's fancy turns to collective
> unconsciousness.

...Which is the condition your posts usually induce in us.


Larry Krzewinski

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Synchronicity, plain and simple.

Elisabeth Müller

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On Mon, 28 Apr 2003 11:12:21 -0600, "Bill Colmers"
<sambo...@whatever.ca> wrote:

>BTW, Elisabeth, I recall your *volunteering* some bits for research during
>that conversation.

You said it would help me overcome my "shortness".
>
>See you Thursday.

Same place, Gösserklinik?

Larry Krzewinski

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On Thu, 01 May 2003 16:57:32 GMT, mael...@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller)
wrote:

>>BTW, Elisabeth, I recall your *volunteering* some bits for research during
>>that conversation.
>
>You said it would help me overcome my "shortness".
>>
>>See you Thursday.
>
>Same place, Gösserklinik?

Is that the human sexuality research clinic in Austria?

Larry
They'll be breedin' like rabbits, folks. Does Markus know about this?
Poor Markus. Why is the husband always the last to know? Heck, this
time all of Usenet knows first!

Elisabeth Müller

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On Thu, 01 May 2003 22:40:08 GMT, Larry Krzewinski <larr...@gte.net>
wrote:

>On Thu, 01 May 2003 16:57:32 GMT, mael...@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller)
>wrote:

>>Same place, Gösserklinik?


>
>Is that the human sexuality research clinic in Austria?

If you haven't met Gösser yet, you haven't lived.

Larry Krzewinski

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May 24, 2003, 9:49:54 PM5/24/03
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On Sat, 24 May 2003 21:25:34 GMT, mael...@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller)
wrote:

>>>Same place, Gösserklinik?
>>
>>Is that the human sexuality research clinic in Austria?
>
>If you haven't met Gösser yet, you haven't lived.

Then why am I still paying taxes?

Elisabeth Müller

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May 30, 2003, 6:37:02 PM5/30/03
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So you are paying taxes instead of playing the harp?

Larry darling, I hate to tell you, but I think I know where you are
..

Larry Krzewinski

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May 30, 2003, 10:05:32 PM5/30/03
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On Fri, 30 May 2003 22:37:02 GMT, mael...@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller)
wrote:

>>>>>Same place, Gösserklinik?
>>>>
>>>>Is that the human sexuality research clinic in Austria?
>>>
>>>If you haven't met Gösser yet, you haven't lived.
>>
>>Then why am I still paying taxes?
>
>So you are paying taxes instead of playing the harp?
>
>Larry darling, I hate to tell you, but I think I know where you are..

Last time I checked it was California. Maybe I need to check again.

Alan

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May 30, 2003, 10:39:35 PM5/30/03
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Some of us were hoping you got lost.

Larry Krzewinski

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May 31, 2003, 5:20:25 AM5/31/03
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On Sat, 31 May 2003 02:39:35 GMT, bogf...@hotmail.com (Alan )
wrote:

>>>>>>>Same place, Gösserklinik?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Is that the human sexuality research clinic in Austria?
>>>>>
>>>>>If you haven't met Gösser yet, you haven't lived.
>>>>
>>>>Then why am I still paying taxes?
>>>
>>>So you are paying taxes instead of playing the harp?
>>>
>>>Larry darling, I hate to tell you, but I think I know where you are..
>>
>>Last time I checked it was California. Maybe I need to check again.
>>
>Some of us were hoping you got lost.

I've been lost for a long time now. I keep hoping that someone will
find me. So far, no luck.

Larry
Mommy!

Alan

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May 31, 2003, 9:28:47 AM5/31/03
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It has been good luck for those who haven't found you.

Larry Krzewinski

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May 31, 2003, 11:20:00 AM5/31/03
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On Sat, 31 May 2003 13:28:47 GMT, bogf...@hotmail.com (Alan )
wrote:

>>>>>>>>>Same place, Gösserklinik?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Is that the human sexuality research clinic in Austria?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>If you haven't met Gösser yet, you haven't lived.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Then why am I still paying taxes?
>>>>>
>>>>>So you are paying taxes instead of playing the harp?
>>>>>
>>>>>Larry darling, I hate to tell you, but I think I know where you are..
>>>>
>>>>Last time I checked it was California. Maybe I need to check again.
>>>>
>>>Some of us were hoping you got lost.
>>
>>I've been lost for a long time now. I keep hoping that someone will
>>find me. So far, no luck.
>
>It has been good luck for those who haven't found you.

Or so you say. Mom says I'm a treasure so finding me might just make
someone very lucky.

Larry
My mom wouldn't lie, would she?

Alan

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May 31, 2003, 12:04:10 PM5/31/03
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On Sat, 31 May 2003 08:20:00 -0700, Larry Krzewinski
<lar...@charter.net> wrote:

>On Sat, 31 May 2003 13:28:47 GMT, bogf...@hotmail.com (Alan )
>wrote:

>>


>>It has been good luck for those who haven't found you.
>
>Or so you say. Mom says I'm a treasure so finding me might just make
>someone very lucky.

Moms can find good in anybody even when there is none.


>
>Larry
>My mom wouldn't lie, would she?
>

not on purpose

Greg Evans

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Jun 1, 2003, 10:20:52 AM6/1/03
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Larry Krzewinski cried out in the wilderness:

> I've been lost for a long time now.

Have you tried Hare Krishna?


Larry Krzewinski

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On Sun, 1 Jun 2003 10:20:52 -0400, "Greg Evans"
<gregIGNOREe...@charter.net> wrote:

>> I've been lost for a long time now.
>
>Have you tried Hare Krishna?

I tried it once. It didn't work out. Someone stole my sheet and
sandals when I took a nap and they won't let you try to convert people
at airports when you're nude for some silly reason or other.

Elisabeth Müller

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On Fri, 30 May 2003 19:05:32 -0700, Larry Krzewinski
<lar...@charter.net> wrote:

>On Fri, 30 May 2003 22:37:02 GMT, mael...@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller)
>wrote:

>>So you are paying taxes instead of playing the harp?


>>
>>Larry darling, I hate to tell you, but I think I know where you are..
>
>Last time I checked it was California. Maybe I need to check again.
>

Check, mate!

Elisabeth Müller

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Jun 1, 2003, 12:19:37 PM6/1/03
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On Sat, 31 May 2003 08:20:00 -0700, Larry Krzewinski
<lar...@charter.net> wrote:

> Mom says I'm a treasure so finding me might just make
>someone very lucky.

Mom is right, you are a treasure. That's the reason why she burried
you in the first place.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jun 1, 2003, 3:52:17 PM6/1/03
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On Sun, 01 Jun 2003 16:19:37 GMT, mael...@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller)
wrote:

>> Mom says I'm a treasure so finding me might just make
>>someone very lucky.
>
>Mom is right, you are a treasure. That's the reason why she burried
>you in the first place.

Finally there is an explanation I can relate to.

Larry
Can someone dig me up now?

Larry Krzewinski

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Jun 1, 2003, 3:53:48 PM6/1/03
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On Sun, 01 Jun 2003 16:19:36 GMT, mael...@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller)
wrote:

>>>So you are paying taxes instead of playing the harp?
>>>
>>>Larry darling, I hate to tell you, but I think I know where you are..
>>
>>Last time I checked it was California. Maybe I need to check again.
>>
>Check, mate!

You know, mate, it isn't fair that I should always have to pick up the
bill. Once in a while we should go Dutch treat.

Larry
Know any good spots in Holland?

Greg Evans

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Jun 1, 2003, 8:53:47 PM6/1/03
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> >> I've been lost for a long time now.
> >Have you tried Hare Krishna?
>
> I tried it once. It didn't work out. Someone stole my sheet and
> sandals when I took a nap and they won't let you try to convert people
> at airports when you're nude for some silly reason or other.

But what about if you're nude for a *serious* reason?


Greg Evans

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Jun 1, 2003, 8:54:52 PM6/1/03
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> Know any good spots in Holland?

Well, there's this barbecue-sauce one over here that I got at the Tulip Bar
& Grill....


Larry Krzewinski

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Jun 1, 2003, 11:05:00 PM6/1/03
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Then you shouldn't be in an air-port! Not enough friction that way.
Find another port for your wing-ding.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jun 1, 2003, 11:12:35 PM6/1/03
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On Sun, 1 Jun 2003 20:54:52 -0400, "Greg Evans"
<gregIGNOREe...@charter.net> wrote:

>> Know any good spots in Holland?
>
>Well, there's this barbecue-sauce one over here that I got at the Tulip Bar
>& Grill....

Bullseye! Well Krafted reply. It was a KC Masterpiece if I ever
heard one.

Elisabeth Müller

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Jun 3, 2003, 12:18:55 PM6/3/03
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Amazing Grace!

Elisabeth Müller

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Jun 3, 2003, 12:18:56 PM6/3/03
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On Sun, 01 Jun 2003 12:53:48 -0700, Larry Krzewinski
<lar...@charter.net> wrote:


>Know any good spots in Holland?
>

Gouda, Edam, Alkmaar, ...

Larry Krzewinski

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Jun 3, 2003, 12:48:32 PM6/3/03
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On Tue, 03 Jun 2003 16:18:56 GMT, mael...@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller)
wrote:

>>Know any good spots in Holland?
>>
>Gouda, Edam, Alkmaar, ...

Those sound rather too cheesy for my tastes.


Reply to larrykz at charter dot net.

fmhlaw

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> On Tue, 03 Jun 2003 16:18:56 GMT, mael...@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller)
> wrote:
>
>
>>>Know any good spots in Holland?
>>>
>>
>>Gouda, Edam, Alkmaar, ...
>
>
> Those sound rather too cheesy for my tastes.
>

So they're not gouda 'nough for you? Do you prefer Monterey, Jack?

Larry Krzewinski

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Jun 3, 2003, 10:53:25 PM6/3/03
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On Tue, 03 Jun 2003 22:15:46 GMT, fmhlaw <fmh...@attbi.com> wrote:

>>>>Know any good spots in Holland?
>>>>
>>>
>>>Gouda, Edam, Alkmaar, ...
>>
>>
>> Those sound rather too cheesy for my tastes.
>>
>So they're not gouda 'nough for you? Do you prefer Monterey, Jack?

I don't know if I can handle another cheese thread right now. They
make me so blue.

Greg Evans

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Jun 4, 2003, 10:52:20 AM6/4/03
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

>>>>> Know any good spots in Holland?
>>>> Gouda, Edam, Alkmaar, ...
>>> Those sound rather too cheesy for my tastes.
>> So they're not gouda 'nough for you? Do you prefer Monterey, Jack?
>
> I don't know if I can handle another cheese thread right now. They
> make me so blue.

I'm just waiting for Elisabeth to chedd'ar inhibitions and wedge in a few
puns of her own.


Larry Krzewinski

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Jun 4, 2003, 11:03:41 AM6/4/03
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She'll probably get creamed. See what you've gone and done, Evans?
Another cheese thread is now officially started.

Bill Colmers

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:nf2sdvshfaho1hjlf...@4ax.com...

Brie at peace, my friends. Helmsman, steady Asiago.
Bill
Pargmigian me!


Larry Krzewinski

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On Wed, 4 Jun 2003 09:30:11 -0600, "Bill Colmers"
<sambo...@inyourface.com> wrote:

>> >> I don't know if I can handle another cheese thread right now. They
>> >> make me so blue.
>> >
>> >I'm just waiting for Elisabeth to chedd'ar inhibitions and wedge in a few
>> >puns of her own.
>>
>> She'll probably get creamed. See what you've gone and done, Evans?
>> Another cheese thread is now officially started.
>
>Brie at peace, my friends. Helmsman, steady Asiago.
>Bill
>Pargmigian me!

Elisabeth may have lost her Appenzell for punning after that last
reply. It had a certain Aromes au Gene de Marc about it. Of course,
she'll probably be a Brick about it as she usually is and join the
fun.

Larry
She's quite a Philly!

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