Vegetarians are EVIL people
Johan Sosa
Some of you may be contemplating buying plant products pretty soon....
I urge you *NOT* to do so.
Why KILL poor innocent defenseless plants ? Think of a beautiful,
peaceful plant with its colorful pretty little flowers
suddenly brutally attacked, mangled and eventually consumed.
Plants are eaten for the mere fact that no-one can hear them screaming
and begging for their lives to be spared.
It is like RAPING a GAGGED WOMAN.
Eating a fruit was the first sin ever commited by humans.
( remember Eve's apple )
Anyone with decent upbringing should know better than to kill & eat a
peaceful creature that is minding its own business.
Take the chicken, for example. The chicken is the reason for which the
word "evil" was invented. Leaving its immoral multiple sexual
partner habits aside, have you seen how they break into the home of a
peaceful worm and drag it out of its own crib and eat it ? How would you
like that done to YOU ?
IT IS OK TO KILL CHICKENS. THEY DESERVE TO DIE.
Some of you may wonder, "hmm .. ohkay that seems reasonable ..but what
about killing and eating a cow ?"
Well.. a cow is NOT by any means an innocent creature. Many claim that a
cow is a peaceful creature. But this is cow^H^H^H bullshit. The cow is
an EVIL ABOMINABLE MONSTER. Cows appear innocent and sweet.. but they
dont care a damn about the plants they eat.
Sometimes, the cow regurgitates the murdered victim and chews it AGAIN
as if to remember and relish the joy of murdering the plant.
So you see, many animals are murderous cereal killers.
Jeffrey Dahlmer, Andrew Cunanan, John Wayne Gacy, Jack the Reaper, Uncle
Ben , The Green Giant, ... these are ALL vicous killers that
never gave a damn about their victims. Killers that dont care about
their victim suffering .. cereal killers only care about their own
satisfaction. All murderers are the same !! A threat to peaceful
individuals and their lives.
It is simply justice to eat meat. So us meatarians are serving justice.
We would never ever eat anything that did any wrong. Yes, we would
starve to death in the Garden of Eden.
Certainly, I do not enjoy the solemn task of eating animals, but as a
civilized being it is our duty and obligation to see that justice is
carried out.
Eve ( of Bible fame ) screwed us up by eating an innocent apple. God saw
that woman was evil and man was doing evil. This pissed him off and now
we are stuck with the problems of today. If Eve had eaten the snake
instead of the apple, we would all be living in paradise.
Christians should remember that the eating of a fruit ( aka plant
abortion ) is what got the Lord pissed at us originally.
Imagine plucking a baby from a mother's arms and eating it.
To eat plants or fruit is a sin. I have respect for majestic animals such
as lions and tigers that choose never to eat the innocent plants and
server to carry out justice instead. This is what being a creature and
part of nature is about.
Do not let the evironazis fool you into thinking that eating plants is
environmentally safe. THAT IS A LIE! DO NOT BELIEVE THE IRRATIONALITY!
I have seen bulls with diarrhea purge less shit than what spews from
a vegenazi's mouth.
When you kill a plant.. you are PREVENTING NEW PLANTS FROM BEING MADE
and thus seriously DAMAGING the keystone of the FOOD CHAIN.
Plants produce OXYGEN. Animals produce the harmful gas Carbon Dioxide !
A deadly GREENHOUSE GAS. So animals are slowly placing us in a toxic gas
chamber. Plants, on the other hand, fight and serve to make CLEAN SAFE and
PURE air. Imagine a world without plants. The world will be a desert.
ALL MURDERERS MUST BE EXECUTED. SAVE THE INNOCENT.
KILL AND EAT ALL ANIMALS.
SERVE JUSTICE. EAT MEAT.
Not yet convinced in spite of the above logic and rational reasoning ?
Well here's a compelling reason to promote our cause..
VEGETARIAN WOMEN DONT SUCK DICK !!!
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This is a production of MEATPIECE, the Plants Liberation Organization.
Any cash donations to our organization in order for us to continue to
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jorxjor
Vegetarian = indian word meaning bad hunter