Fatties

Harry

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Nov 12, 2007, 11:37:52 AM11/12/07

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A silly question, but if someone is really fat, and has a swollen arm, then
how do they know?

Greg Evans

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Nov 12, 2007, 12:10:36 PM11/12/07

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Harry wrote:

> A silly question, but if someone is really fat, and has a
> swollen arm, then how do they know?

It's probably got a bruise shaped on your face on it, where they laid the
smackdown on you for asking such a dumbass question.

ynotssor

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Nov 12, 2007, 12:29:34 PM11/12/07

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In news:Aj%Zi.236$R_4...@newsb.telia.net,
Harry <oei...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> A silly question, but if someone is really fat, and has a swollen
> arm, then how do they know?

"It's all in the wrist."

Michael N. LeVine

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Nov 12, 2007, 1:05:09 PM11/12/07

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In article <5prgs3F...@mid.individual.net>,
"ynotssor" <ynot...@example.org> wrote:

I think you put your finger on the solution
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

MosNot

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Nov 12, 2007, 1:20:25 PM11/12/07

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"Harry" <oei...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>A silly question, but if someone is really fat, and has a swollen arm, then
> how do they know?

Bets are you still wonder if you can give a coloured person a black eye.

MosNot

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Nov 12, 2007, 1:29:00 PM11/12/07

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"Greg Evans" <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
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With a bit more work, you could
have used "on" more than three times.

Cybe R. Wizard

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Nov 12, 2007, 1:44:44 PM11/12/07

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More important is the question, "can you give a gay guy a pink slip?"

Cybe R. Wizard
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Christopher

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Nov 12, 2007, 2:59:35 PM11/12/07

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"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote in message
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>"MosNot"said:
>>
>> "Harry" wrote in message
>> news:Aj%Zi.236$R_4...@newsb.tel4.220@newsb.telia.net...
>>>Asillyquestion,butifsomeoneisreallyfat,andhasa swollen

>> >arm, then
>> > how do they know?
>>
>> Bets are you still wonder if you can give a coloured person a black
>> eye.
>>
> More important is the question, "can you give a gay guy a pink slip?"

On a triplicate form, does an Asian get the yellow copy?

MosNot

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Nov 12, 2007, 3:02:46 PM11/12/07

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"Cybe R. Wizard" <cybe_r_wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
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> "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse> said:
>>
>> "Harry" <oei...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Aj%Zi.236$R_4...@newsb.telia.net...
>> >A silly question, but if someone is really fat, and has a swollen
>> >arm, then
>> > how do they know?
>>
>> Bets are you still wonder if you can give a coloured person a black
>> eye.
>>
> More important is the question, "can you give a gay guy a pink slip?"

Only if it matches the bra and panties.

Cybe R. Wizard

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Nov 12, 2007, 4:14:09 PM11/12/07

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Is it an insult to give a Usenet user a, "read," header?

nemo

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Nov 12, 2007, 6:10:57 PM11/12/07

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"Harry" <oei...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> A silly question, but if someone is really fat, and has a swollen arm,
then
> how do they know?
>

Beak horse the arm gets fatter still and ends up not matching the other one.

You should have chosen a stomach instead.

I wish I could choose one. A smaller one without an umbilical hernia would
be nice. And with a nice new spleen inside!!

Why? . . . . Clue . . . .

English spleens! English spleens!
Squishing every day.
Waiting for the surgeon man
To take 'em all away.

An ode to British clumsiness
When falling in the bath,
With arms and legs all flailing round,
And looking bloody daft!

SummersFrenzy

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Nov 12, 2007, 6:30:50 PM11/12/07

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He's probably looking at himself in the mirror . . . probably just a
head-shot, but still . . .

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Harry

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Nov 13, 2007, 10:49:21 AM11/13/07

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> ... if worn
... out.

MosNot

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Nov 13, 2007, 1:21:21 PM11/13/07

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Spa

Foon

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nemo

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Nov 15, 2007, 5:12:14 AM11/15/07

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"Sir F. A. Rien" <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
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> "Cybe R. Wizard" <cybe_r_wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words:

>
> >"Christopher" <christop...@yahoo.com> said:
> >>
> >> "Cybe R. Wizard" wrote in message
> >> news:2007120071112124444.36635f58@WizardsTower...
> >> >"MosNot"said:
> >> >>
> >> >> "Harry" wrote in message
> >> >> news:Aj%Zi.236$R_4...@newsb.tel4.220@newsb.telia.net...
> >> >>>Asillyquestion,butifsomeoneisreallyfat,andhasa swollen
> >> >> >arm, then
> >> >> > how do they know?
> >> >>
> >> >> Bets are you still wonder if you can give a coloured person a black
> >> >> eye.
> >> >>
> >> > More important is the question, "can you give a gay guy a pink
> >> > slip?"
> >>
> >>
> >> On a triplicate form, does an Asian get the yellow copy?
> >>
> >Is it an insult to give a Usenet user a, "read," header?
> >

> I see you goys have been writing a White Paper ...
>

Oy! How come you managed to snip my spleen?

Professor Taylor at the Universally Cottage Horse Piddle already done that
six years ago! And the op was FREEE! - thanks to our NHS what we got and the
aMerkins ain't! So there!

nemo

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Nov 15, 2007, 5:12:16 AM11/15/07

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"MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse> wrote in message
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>
> Spa
>
> Foon
>
>
Daft silly sheep: Baa Foon!