Re: Hunting with hounds
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> To win votes from the animal welfare lobby, the British Prying Monister,
> Tony B'Liar, is going to have a vote in Parliament to ban hunting with
> hounds.
>
> Many pundits have claimed that this will drive the practice underground.
>
> The Animal Rights people replied that they felt it would be highly amusing
> to see via Ground Penetrating RADAR, large numbers of Upper Class Twits
> trying to hunt moles and earthworms from Land Rovers equipped with burrowing
> gear!
Why not use ground penetrating RADAR to search for Iraq's WMDs?
nemo
Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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They would have also used magnetometers, normally used for detecting UK
prostiutes made of lodestone, and soil resistivity equipment.
If the TV companies can hire all that for use in their archALT+0230ological,
sorry, archćological programmes, I'm sure the US government can afford it -
or is the budget deficit far worse than they're telling you?
Tim Bruening
nemo
Yes! Why *not* use ground penetrating RADAR to search for Iraq's WMDs?
They might have found Sad Damned a bit quicker with that too. They'd have
picked up a lovely oscillating Doppler signal from his right hand going like
the clappers!!!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Why would his right hand be oscillating?
nemo
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Why would his right hand be oscillating?
nemo
Ask Master Bates.
Tim Bruening
nemo
hole. Use your imagination!
Saddam inside a hole was found;
A hole that was dug in the ground.
They dragged him out and checked his teeth.
They didn't want to come to grief
From weapons in his gob you see,
Of Mass Tication; then a flea
Jumped off his head and bit the doc,
Which gave the poor sole quite a shock!
It then hid right inside his sock
Until it was 'round eight o'clock,
And then it came out for its tea
And for its tea it bit his knee
Which made him hop around the place
And scratch his knee, his bum, his face!
Nemo
Numbo One Punster! - and poet!
Tim Bruening
nemo
What did you start doing when you first reached puberty and some people
never grow out of? - and did your dad catch you?
Tim Bruening
nemo
Praps he'd playing the banjo - or his Pink Oboe is having a visit from Mrs.
Palmer and her five lovely daughters.
Anyway - three Red Arrows just flew over. Robin Hood must be embarrassed
about something. Either that or they're rehearsing for tomorrows Armistice
Day commemorations.
Tim Bruening
nemo
Coz eez a wanker!