DUMB BITCH - I copy....
Joan L. Brewer
Let's see....
I'm a severely dyslexic systems engineer and you are claiming I was hired
at MS to do sales? I have a degree in Computer Systems Engineering and a
Minor In Laser Electo-Optics! No one would ever hire me for sales! I was
hired into MS as a Systems Engineer in Inside Sales! My job was to
explain the technical detail require to upgrade military system to MS
Windows 3.0. My client base was engineer in the military. Do you want
some names? I was working with CECOM, NARDAC, SSC/SSMCT and US ARMY TEXCOM
EXPERIMENTATION CENTER... I don't think MS hired a stupid bitch to deal
with this level of knowledge.
You have 2 problems.... I was either hired at MS as a systems engineer as
I claimed and trashed, causing MS to write a bogus memo for the EEOC or I
was as I said, hired to be harassed and injured from the harassmen and
HR at MS was lied to by the men about my hiring.
Id you want phone numbers call the ones listed in disk-cpy.txt that is a
code dump we engineer can do. Its in the Steve directory I made just
incalse another executive at MS can read and wants the truth... You see, I
left MS with a few floppies and retrieved info from this one.... I got
just what I wanted... Part of my data passed as deleted and the brain dead
idiot who hired me Stiles, had no idea what I was walking out with.
The FUCKING brain dead idiot who fired me... That turkey who is called
Stiles at MS, looked at this disk and didn't see what I did.... If you
think a women can't think at the same level as a man, get real.... Any
women can do what I did. MS DOS is totally brain dead!
Gates was stupid to hire me and think he could intimidate me. He was even
more stupid to let me out of Building 8 with a floppy disk... like this!
He is so FUCKING stupid that he doesn't even know why REAL engineers
consider this system dangerous! This is Windows SHIT!! He is kissed by his
own ass!
I didn't even find this floppy at first. I had a problem and lost one
of the files. So I wrote my own program to find it and found all kind
of other stuff... It was almost a year when I came up with this.... Just
a random fine! Ain't DOS and Window GREAT!!!! They dicked me and I
dicked them back....
As a women at my intellectual level do you really thing after a month of
harassment I would walk out without eviednce? Baby, I'm a FUCKING
ENGINEER! Most women at my level are also called Bitchers.... I like that
label quit well. They can say what they want about my engineering
skill... But they can't change what I am... I'm a FUCKING BITCH! A Very
High TECH 1! Evidently, Anne Bingaman is too stupid to konw real evidence
when she sees it. I'm sure there are other engineers that will verifie
that this is what it is.... I hacked a floppy to save this info. I have
it a and its verifiable.... I doubt they would remember me, but they are
who they are and so was I! Sure. I was a sales women... In you dreams
baby!
YOU! Bimbos are everywhere.
YOU ARE FUCKING WITH A FEMALE ENGINEER, BIMBO!!! FUCK ME MORE...BITCH!
You are like shit to someone like me... a piece of brain dead shit....
tell me how stupid I am... PLEASE!
Anarch
to alt.slack, as if we weren't ALREADY having enough fun]
In article <3idsk1$q...@news1.halcyon.com>,
ana...@cse.ucsc.edu +-+-+ Just because it's a JOKE doesn't mean it's not TRUE
D I S C L A I M E R : E V E R Y T H I N G I W R I T E I S F A L S E
Anarch
>system to MS Windows 3.0.
Well thank God you got fired.
ana...@cse.ucsc.edu +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ I could be wrong
Jemelee
You are a very special lady, I think I love you:)
-Antimicrosoft
p.s. Maybe, some day, I too can get a job at Microsoft and screw them over.
This story just warmed my heart.
Kenny Smith
That was just some stupid misplaced cussing ...
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Mimic * Hopeless Romantic * Monsieur Kenny * Mr. Consultant Sir
"Well... I'd take her some place really romantic, maybe up in the
mountains, or on a high bridge... and then I'd push her off."
Ian Wood
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Mike Dickson
red...@chinook.halcyon.com "Joan L. Brewer" writes:
> YOU ARE FUCKING WITH A FEMALE ENGINEER, BIMBO!!! FUCK ME MORE...BITCH!
> You are like shit to someone like me... a piece of brain dead shit....
A quote from Joan Brewer..'someone like me... a piece of brain dead
shit....'
> tell me how stupid I am... PLEASE!
This is going to take longer than we imagined. You got a gas cooker,
Joan?
--
Mike Dickson [Team OS/2], Black Cat Software Factory, Musselburgh, Scotland
mi...@blackcat.demon.co.uk - Fax 0131-653-6124 - Columnated Ruins Domino
Arthur Chance
Joan L. Brewer <red...@chinook.halcyon.com> wranted:
[snip]
> My job was to
>explain the technical detail require to upgrade military system to MS
>Windows 3.0.
Nukes I can handle. Nerve gas, no problem. Biowarfare, hah! But World
War III fought by lobbing Windows at me?
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
--
Most people have more than the average number of legs.
Bruce Mills
Bruce
Joan L. Brewer
: Joan L. Brewer <red...@chinook.halcyon.com> wrote:
: >My job was to explain the technical detail require to upgrade military
: >system to MS Windows 3.0.
: Well thank God you got fired.
Thanks for you support... I thank God I got fired all the time too. I
hope you enjoy reading the documents at my ftp.halcyon.com sight... I was
really stupid to think hard work and intellegence would count. I'm no
SSI! Thanks so much for your support.
: ana...@cse.ucsc.edu +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ I could be wrong
Sourcerer
To update the attempt to destroy alt.cyberpunk with crossposts:
Since the last entry in this log, I've receieved 109 posts here to
alt.cyberpunk, of which 56 are non-cyberpunk related crossposts.
Applying the Threads Killfile (as posted earlier) reduces the traffic to
60 posts, and makes it look more like alt.cyberpunk again. Therefore I
recommend to those of you who are concerned about this, to utilize that
killfile in order to reveal alt.cyberpunk buried under all that shit.
Here are the threads, which should be added to the killfile:
24 + DUMB BITCH - I copy.... Joan L. Brewer
25 + DUMB BITCH - I copy.... Anarch
26 + DUMB BITCH - I copy.... Anarch
27 + DUMB BITCH - I copy.... Jemelee
28 + DUMB BITCH - I copy.... Kenny Smith
29 + DUMB BITCH - I copy.... Ian Wood
30 + DUMB BITCH - I copy.... Arthur Chance
54 + Stop Congress From Gutting Environmental Prot e...@rock.calon.c
13 + Bill Gates Controls YOU! Joan L. Brewer
14 + Bill Gates Controls YOU! Rhonda Rubin
15 + Bill Gates Controls YOU! Joan L. Brewer
16 + Bill Gates Controls YOU! Kurt Lieber
And of course any new posters above ought to be added to the killfile
List Of Proscribed Fuckwits.
A cyberpunkly service brought to you by your friendly local Committee For
Extra-Judicial Reprisal Franchulate.
"Aim to please. Shoot to kill" is our motto.
And...more to come!!!
oh btw:
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Checking alt.cp this morning (w/ killfile restrictions lifted), I found 8
articles, 5 of which are crossposted from elsewhere and unrelated to
cyberpunk. So, in order to alert the wary reader of this group that this
is a post originating from alt.cyberpunk, I have taken to adding
'ALT.CYBERPUNK' to the subject line of any article I post.
(text of previous crosspost article)
In an article I posted this weekend I mentioned that I'd have more info
on the crosspost situation in alt.cyberpunk "later this weekend",
however, I got side tracked. But I do have some quick numbers, and I'll
try to get denser info to this thread later on.
My dial-up has a four day expiry on articles, I believe, so as of 11:55pm
Monday, there were 197 articles posted in alt.cyberpunk, of which *130*
originated elsewhere, and are not remotely related to cyberpunk. Do the
math, punks...
...and I don't know about the rest of you, but it's been a long winter,
and I've got cabin fever...anyone else into a virtual wilding, I wonder?
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Here's a killfile of the addresses of those who crossposted the 130 of
last 197 articles that appeared in alt.cp as of 11:55pm Monday, 2/20/95.
Of the 75 names, only one is a (sometime) regular of alt.cp, Chris
"Engine" Mountford, who's DScP is political activist, more that
cyberpunk, I guess. (And where's Dave "PierrePressure" Garner, when I
need him? <G>).
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> This is not the first brewer that made me wish for a beer...
> --
(and thank you *so* much Ian for crossposting that sentiment...)
Joan L. Brewer
Look at the number of post to this subject label. Is this funny or what?
I can make them do anything I want... You just have to know what the bait is.
Have fun being REDickUlass.~
Kenny Smith (kes...@nunki.usc.edu) wrote:
: WHAT IN HELL DID THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HUMOR?!!
Joan L. Brewer
: This is not the first brewer that made me wish for a beer...
You don't know my real name... Its HOOK... I was married to a brewer and
he did make me want to drink too.... All that dued did was coerce and
gossip. Not to mannly.
Richard Morrell
Yes! I have actually made it into somebody's kill file. I feel so touched and
honoured. I would like to thank all the people that made this possible: My manager,
my agent, my family and Sourcerer, who's kill file I have been entered in to.
However, I still can't beat Joanie, who has *three* entries:
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Nice one Joan.
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Bruce Mills
Douglas G. Henke <he...@netcom9.netcom.com> wrote:
]In article <3ig5i0$m...@mcmail.CIS.McMaster.CA> mil...@mcmail.cis.mcmaster.ca >(Bruce Mills) writes:
]>Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.rumors,alt.atheism.satire,alt.conspiracy,
]> rec.humor,talk.bizarre,alt.satanism,talk.religion.misc,
]> alt.cyberpunk,alt.fan.bill-gates,alt.christnet
][Remainder of header lines omitted.]
]> YHGMTPAFW! HTH!
]
]Bruce,
] You have altogether failed to read (or edit) your header lines if
]you thought you were posting to just alt.fan.warlord.
Wel, duh! I wud hav nevr gessed that! Thank u evr so much!
]Furthermore, YHGMTPARAASACRHTBASTRMACAFBGAC. Oh, and YSTHM "YPW!" HTH.
I'd have that looked at if I were you....
]Followups sanitized for your protection.
Nice try, bucko.
Bruce
Ian Poulin
: WHAT IN HELL DID THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HUMOR?!!
: That was just some stupid misplaced cussing ...
At least the .sig was kept short....
Ian
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"Insight is often mistaken for madness."
-- Sir George Hutchinson, THE AWAKENING
Ian Young
>
>Let's see....
>
>I'm a severely dyslexic systems engineer and you are claiming I was hired
Dyslexic systems engineer???? SHIT...
"lesse here, I wanna delete all files beginning with "f".
rm -rf *
"Fuck."
(Note: some of my best friends are dyslexic, mildly so, and some others
are even just plain stupid)
>at MS to do sales? I have a degree in Computer Systems Engineering and a
>Minor In Laser Electo-Optics!
So you do the scan-trons for the Polls, eh?
>My job was to explain the technical detail require to upgrade military
>system to MS Windows 3.0.
Scary, that... Bombs controlled by Win 3.0...
"G.A.E... Launch all missles!"
> My client base was engineer in the military. Do you want
>some names? I was working with CECOM, NARDAC, SSC/SSMCT and US ARMY TEXCOM
>EXPERIMENTATION CENTER...
Wow. |<-RAD, D00D, 5HE'5 N 3l33T H8K-R!!!!!! MILITARY SYSTEMS! |<00l1!!1!1
>You have 2 problems.... I was either hired at MS as a systems engineer as
>I claimed and trashed, causing MS to write a bogus memo for the EEOC or I
>was as I said, hired to be harassed and injured from the harassmen and
>HR at MS was lied to by the men about my hiring.
Okay, so they hired dyslexic, zany temp to serve as their fondle-toy on
their way back from the coffee machine, is that what you're saying?
>
>Id you want phone numbers call the ones listed in disk-cpy.txt that is a
>code dump we engineer can do.
WOW... a "code dump" ...boy, if I were an engineer, I could do one
of those, too. Gee, us little people don't have the know-how to
do a "code dump" Nope, just core dumps for us.
(Interim ranting)
>[...] MS DOS is totally brain dead!
Hey, maybe Joan isn't so stupid after all. Well, it has taken
her this long to mention the merely obvious...
(Rant continues...)
>YOU ARE FUCKING WITH A FEMALE ENGINEER, BIMBO!!! FUCK ME MORE...BITCH!
>
Wow.
Q. How many female engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. That's not even fuckin' funny.
>You are like shit to someone like me... a piece of brain dead shit....
>tell me how stupid I am... PLEASE!
>
Okay.
You are Sooooooooooooooooo stupid, that the list of people
stupider than you is only exceeded in length by a list of
dead Belgian war heroes.
Good enough?
Joan. Prozac. Look into it.
...Hell, Thorazine.
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iyo...@alpha.wright.edu |substitute for tears" -Paul Simon
"The guy who tries to be funny, |"The Way is empty, yet
but everbody laughs at" |use will not drain it. -Lao Tzu
David Cummings
>Let's see....
I wish there was a cancel bot for Joan L. Brewer posts.
David Cummings
Programmer/Analyst @ Ford Motor Company
dcum...@ptisrob.pto.ford.com
"My thoughts are my own - or at least I own my thoughts."
LI W
: Look at the number of post to this subject label. Is this funny or what?
: I can make them do anything I want... You just have to know what the bait is.
: Have fun being REDickUlass.~
Joan, you lame doodie head. We all know that you are really a martian.
Go back to mars and take your skateboards with you.
-william li
consultant-in-exile
Jason Posey
mike magin <mi...@sashimi.wwa.com> wrote:
>Well, Ms. Brewer's post did belong in rec.humor and talk.bizarre, but
>all the others??
>
>Well I suppose alt.satanism... The whole Bill '666' Gates thing, I suppose.
Um, no. Actually, please stop sending this crap to alt.satanism.
We're really sick of it.
914-664-1844
: _________|Richard Morrell | |_________
: \ |---------------------| r...@dcs.ed.ac.uk | /
: \ |CS Undergraduate at | R.C.M...@sms.ed.ac.uk | /
: \ |Edinburgh University | | /
: \ |------------------------------------------------------| /
: / | Never hit a man with glasses. | \
: / | Hit him with a baseball bat. | \
: / |______________________________________________________| \
: /____________) (___________\
Jeezus, look at that sig! You must have a small penis or something??? Has
anyone told you that sigs that big are annoying? Well, if you really like
it I guess you can keep it, but sheesh... :)
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/\/******\/\ TOADEAtER-THE \/OiCE BBS
\| o..o |/ toad...@escape.com
\ \____/ / THE VOiCE BBS 914-664-1844
V V
Jennacy Backo
>
> I find it kind of weirdly funny. I can picture the scene:
>
> General Biggles: "A nuclear attack! Well, our anti-missle system
> (antimiss.exe) will make short work of that! .... "
>
> <minutes go by>
>
> Biggles: "My God! We just lost Washington! I don't understand it,
> why aren't our defences operating? .... "
>
> <he hurridly walks over to the PC, and after checking things out a
> moment, frantically double clicks on something>
>
> Biggles: "Alright, which one of you motherfuckers was playing
> mine sweeper?"
>
> -Jeff
You left out General Fang!
-Jennacy backo
"Cardinal Fang! Fetch the comfy chair!"
Richard Morrell
>
[lovely sig deleted to save space, it's down the bottom anyway]
> Jeezus, look at that sig! You must have a small penis or something??? Has
> anyone told you that sigs that big are annoying? Well, if you really like
> it I guess you can keep it, but sheesh... :)
>
>
> --
> /\/******\/\ TOADEAtER-THE \/OiCE BBS
> \| o..o |/ toad...@escape.com
> \ \____/ / THE VOiCE BBS 914-664-1844
> V V
I really would like to know why a largish sig implies the size of any of my bodily
organs. However, it is interesting that you mention it: could this imply a personal
problem of your own?
<childish mode off>
Anyway, before you get upset again I am working on the condensing my sig. In the
meantime, you'll have to do with this one.
--
Eddie Saxe
>
>Anyway, before you get upset again I am working on the condensing my sig. In the
>meantime, you'll have to do with this one.
>
>--
> ______________________________________________________
>_________|Richard Morrell | |_________
>\ |---------------------| r...@dcs.ed.ac.uk | /
> \ |CS Undergraduate at | R.C.M...@sms.ed.ac.uk | /
> \ |Edinburgh University | | /
> \ |------------------------------------------------------| /
> / | Never hit a man with glasses. | \
> / | Hit him with a baseball bat. | \
> / |______________________________________________________| \
>/____________) (___________\
Fine. Er, what material is that ribbon made out of?
>--
> ______________________________________________________
>_________|Richard Morrell | |_________
>\ |---------------------| r...@dcs.ed.ac.uk | /
> \ |CS Undergraduate at | R.C.M...@sms.ed.ac.uk | /
> \ |Edinburgh University | | /
> \ |------------------------------------------------------| /
> / | Never hit a man with glasses. | \
> / | Hit him with a baseball bat. | \
> / |______________________________________________________| \
>/____________) (___________\
> }
> /(
> (__)
> \\
> \\
> \\
> \\
> \|
> ) \ (
>-- ) ( ( ) \ ) ) \ (
> )\.,/(_/(__)(__)__)__(____)\___)_/(___(_(___)___(__)__\ )
> )\______|Richard Morrell | )___(____
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> \ # |## Un*erg##d##te ## ## R##.##rr##l###ms###.##uk## ## } # ( /
> } # |##d&nb^^g##U##e{s##y## ## ## ##E######## ## ## ## { /
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> / / ) (_ ##__##____##___##__####___####__##____##_##__(_)##__) # \
>/__(_(_______) (________#__\
Tch. You really should stay away from those polyesters. No quality.
>--
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Ah, well. Say lah vee.
Eddie
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The artist formerly known as Tom O'Toole
>I really would like to know why a largish sig implies the size of any of my bodily
>organs. However, it is interesting that you mention it: could this imply a personal
>problem of your own?
Well, it IS well known that penis_length = 24/length_of_sig
Tom O'Toole - ecf_...@jhuvms.hcf.jhu.edu - JHUVMS system programmer
Homewood Computing Facilities - Johns Hopkins University, Balto. Md. 21218
The sea was angry that day, my friends... Like an old man
trying to return soup at a deli. -- George Castanza
jeffrey carroll
: Well, it IS well known that penis_length = 24/length_of_sig
hmm.
jkc
Jon
>In article <D4o13...@dcs.ed.ac.uk>, r...@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Richard Morrell) writes...
>>I really would like to know why a largish sig implies the size of any of my bodily
>>organs. However, it is interesting that you mention it: could this imply a personal
>>problem of your own?
>
>Well, it IS well known that penis_length = 24/length_of_sig
Women, presumably, have infinite length sigs, then?
>
>Tom O'Toole - ecf_...@jhuvms.hcf.jhu.edu - JHUVMS system programmer
>Homewood Computing Facilities - Johns Hopkins University, Balto. Md. 21218
> The sea was angry that day, my friends... Like an old man
> trying to return soup at a deli. -- George Castanza
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Jonathan Ingram ----------------------------- jin...@vnet.ibm.com
My opinions are my own, not my employers.
Louise K. Rogow
Jon <jin...@vnet.ibm.com> wrote:
>In <1MAR1995...@jhuvms.hcf.jhu.edu>, ecf_...@jhuvms.hcf.jhu.edu (The artist formerly known as Tom O'Toole) writes:
>>Well, it IS well known that penis_length = 24/length_of_sig
>
>Women, presumably, have infinite length sigs, then?
No.
Women have infinite penis length.
Keep the Faith,
Louise
Paul Barrows
: The artist formerly known as Tom O'Toole (ecf_...@jhuvms.hcf.jhu.edu) wrote:
: : Well, it IS well known that penis_length = 24/length_of_sig
Lucky old me!
>-< PHANT
Sarah Biery
|> In article <D4o13...@dcs.ed.ac.uk>, r...@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Richard Morrell) writes...
|> >I really would like to know why a largish sig implies the size of any of my bodily
|> >organs. However, it is interesting that you mention it: could this imply a personal
|> >problem of your own?
|>
|> Well, it IS well known that penis_length = 24/length_of_sig
|>
What about men who don't have a .sig? Are their penes undefined?
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sig, sig, bo big, banana fanna fo fig, me my mo mig, sig!
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says...
>
>
>I heard of a dumb bitch blowing bubbles and smoking grass
>crabs(little blue ointment needed) and my question is this!
>Has anyone ever saw a black bubble?,if so!was it of normal
>size and what are black bubbles good for?
>He-he-ho-ho-jig-a-boo-boo.
>--
>Dr. Jackal Von Weirdo (Alias Bat Head)
Sure, I've seen a black bubble!! It was somewhat round, but more of an
oval, BUT, one side was somewhat flat, like an egg. It stared at me, and
said that I looked like a banana. I like black bubbles, their my
friends.
jeffrey carroll
: jeffrey carroll (xfr...@indy.net) wrote:
: : : Well, it IS well known that penis_length = 24/length_of_sig
: Lucky old me!
: >-< PHANT
You know, this is really amazing. This is the second time in a week that
somebody has TOTALLY FAILED TO GET THE POINT of one of my posts, and has
BIFFed in and broken my shtick across the forehead of the ENTIRE GODDAMN
WORLD (no, that wasn't a Concorde over Omaha, Homer, that was the sound
of the Earth being *plonk*ed).
Now, I have to admit that that's kind of what I expected from Chevyn
McAuley. And I have to admit that I don't know Paul Barrows, have never
encountered him before, and thus don't have any idea whether he's the kind
of DROOLING IDIOT McAuley is. But the evidence is clear in its indication.
This bozo has out-chevyned chevyn. Not only has he blurted my punch line at
the TOP OF HIS FINGERTIPS to the entire world, but he misattributes to me the
silly shit that some luser in alt.fan.warlord crossposted to talk.bizarre to
start the whole sordid exercise.
It occurs to me that I may have to hire someone to annotate my posts with
closed captions for the cerebrally challenged.
jkc (either that, or quit posting one-line followups.
I know, they fail to fail to suck. I promise to
be better soon.)
Jon
And they are presumably invisible as well. I bow to someone of greater
wisdom, and with more experience in the matter (she being a woman and
I a mere man).
Of course, I will not question the penis length/sig size formula. That is
given, and as true as the existance of God (getting this thread back to
some relevance, at least to alt.atheism.satire...)
Just one point. The_Artist (and, by implication, God, since The_Artist
must surely be deively inspired) didn't give any units. So, it has been
left to us seekers for wisdom to add units, which are, after all, only
a human creation, to this divine formula.
I can immediately see the possibility for division, with 3 main factions:
1) Imperials
These, to my mind mistaken faction, use the traditional units of
"inches" - column inches for the sig size, and inches for
penis size.
2) Metrics.
This is a mainly european branch of the following, using centimetres
for penis length and column size.
3) Agnostico-Metricists
This eclectic branch deny the possibilty of attaching anything
as mundane as standard units to the divine formula. Instead they
assert that the length unit used is the 'godly' unit, the size of which
is essentially unknowable by anyone other than god.
There are also many, smaller sections of the community:
Some assert that we do not know the unit that should be used at the moment,
but that, in principle, we could find it out. Some assert that every length
unit is valid, and that this formula is the creation of man. Some assert
that there is no unit, there has never been any unit, and there will never
be any unit - these are denoted by the name Atheistico-Metricists.
There are an infinite number of positions you can take on the value, and
existance, of the length unit. NO one disputes, tho, the divine existance
of the formula. Praise be to The_Artist, the one true prophet of gods
word.
"Penis_Length = 24 / Length_Of_Sig"
Amen.
Jon
Thomas Bouton
: Well, it IS well known that penis_length = 24/length_of_sig
Ok, what units ? 24 miles ? and the length of the sig, in nanoseconds ?
Tom
#include <std_disclaimer.h>
Jonathan Shaffer
(psycopathic rambling deleted)
I recommend that you seek professional help. Maybe you could channel all
that rage into a hobby such as chainsaw ice carving?
Neil Moore
imaginary newsgroup there comes a time when all the conspiracies do
indeed need to be revealed. Whether one hears them in the soothing
metascapes of recorded ocean waves or the ramblings of your early morning
talk show host, you do indeed hear them. Whether there is a conspicous
effort to block "Them" out with your senses, or perhaps there is comfort
in knowing that "They" are out there, the question still burns inside the
poignant areas of those insides. One need not speak the obvious words
that lurk near the man behind the curtain. No! Go deeper, turn the
inside-out and then go in again. There! There is where the first clue as
to the whereabouts of where the little letters with wings might be
resting. Those letters that precede words <when asked>, provide comfort
in their mere aliteration. Find a restful repose in discovering these
words, and then turn to those that might be many years younger and
perhaps share your own answers to these words. When a child comes to you
with words on the wing, answer.
Derek L. Tattersall
monsieur HAINEUX
I should look this up in the Talk.Bizarchive. This was a concept I
invented in oh, about, 1989 or so. (Note to archivists: When are we doing
search on article contents?)
Too bad it's turned into its own cult religion.
mr HEINOUS
mothers, don't let your sons grow up to be dicksize wars
Anarch
Cut it out, arTHra.
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james s. russell
> In article <D4o13...@dcs.ed.ac.uk>, r...@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Richard Morrell) writes...
> >I really would like to know why a largish sig implies the size of any of my bodily
> >organs. However, it is interesting that you mention it: could this imply a personal
> >problem of your own?
> Well, it IS well known that penis_length = 24/length_of_sig
Is that the correct formula? Cool!
Jim
maxdes
Are you on drugs?
Sorry, you don't have to answer that.
Love to all, Max
st89...@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
just wanted to be able to say to like a million newsgroups by typing 're'
and just like mentally masturbating on the page.
kinda neat, huh?
Boston Butthead