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SherLok Merfy

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Jul 4, 2007, 7:23:57 AM7/4/07
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You just won a trip to Los Angeles, and if you believe that, then I
hope you farm mushrooms, because we hav a more expensive line of
manure to sell you.

If you believe THAT,
then I want to know if you like oceanfront
property in Nebraska.
then I know an honest politician you should
vote for.
do you wanna buy tickets to Mars?
do you wanna meet Snuffleufagus?
you know where I can meet Elvis.
I know this company...and they cross bugs
with plants...and they're really
big with the US Drug
Administration, ay...
I got yer nohz.
then I can sell you stock in this drug for
pregnant wimin.
then I hav to tell you about this official
who will give you lots of money in
exchange for the use of your
bank account.
then I'll stop spamming you when
I get your return e-mail, according
to an American _Bill_ that probably
explains why you're getting it in
the first place.
_______
<a href="http://ecn.ab.ca/~brewhaha/">BrewJay's Babble Bin</a>

ynotssor

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Jul 4, 2007, 10:30:16 AM7/4/07
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In news:1183548237.7...@j4g2000prf.googlegroups.com,
SherLok Merfy <brew...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca> wrote:

> you know where I can meet Elvis.

He's opened a frozen yogurt stand on Jupiter, if what I've been told is
true.


Greg Evans

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Jul 4, 2007, 11:02:06 AM7/4/07
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SherLok Merfy wrote:

> If you believe THAT,
[snip]

Say, that was real funny! And if you believe THAT, I've got a Limited
Edition leatherbound book titled "Rec.Humor's Biggest, Rip-Roaringest,
Gut-Bustingest, Belly-Laughingest Greatest Hits" to sell you.


Bill Colmers

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Jul 4, 2007, 11:29:51 AM7/4/07
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"ynotssor" <

> He's opened a frozen yogurt stand on Jupiter, if what I've been told is
> true.

It's pretty cold up there!

edbook.livejournal.com/tag/nika+trail

Bill


Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 4, 2007, 1:34:26 PM7/4/07
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Where is my royalty check?

Greg Evans

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Jul 4, 2007, 1:36:29 PM7/4/07
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

>>> If you believe THAT,
>> [snip]
>> Say, that was real funny! And if you believe THAT, I've got
>> a Limited Edition leatherbound book titled "Rec.Humor's
>> Biggest, Rip-Roaringest, Gut-Bustingest, Belly-Laughingest
>> Greatest Hits" to sell you.
>

> Where is my Reality Check?

Fixed your post for you.


SummersFrenzy

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Jul 4, 2007, 4:16:58 PM7/4/07
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Bill Colmers wrote:
> "ynotssor" <
>
>> He's opened a frozen yogurt stand on Jupiter, if what I've been told is
>> true.
>
> It's pretty cold up there!

Wow - will wonders never cease? Prof Dr Bill admitting to something COLD???


Bill Colmers

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Jul 4, 2007, 4:24:05 PM7/4/07
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"SummersFrenzy" <

> Wow - will wonders never cease? Prof Dr Bill admitting to something
> COLD???

"...And melt yore cold, cold heart...."

Bill


SummersFrenzy

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Jul 4, 2007, 4:29:47 PM7/4/07
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<swooning>

oh - oops - thank something wondrous for recognizing subject lines


Bill Colmers

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Jul 4, 2007, 4:32:40 PM7/4/07
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"SummersFrenzy"

>> "...And melt yore cold, cold heart...."
>
> <swooning>
>
> oh - oops - thank something wondrous for recognizing subject lines

Hee hee hee!

I was actually thinking of the Norah Jones version of that lovely tune.

Bill


MosNot

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Jul 4, 2007, 5:07:06 PM7/4/07
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"Greg Evans" <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
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Just don't offer him a copy autographed by all of us.


MosNot

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Jul 4, 2007, 5:07:56 PM7/4/07
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"Greg Evans" <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
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Check ? Feh, he'll AmEx since
he claims not to have a limit.


Greg Evans

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Jul 4, 2007, 9:07:08 PM7/4/07
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MosNot wrote:

>> Say, that was real funny! And if you believe THAT, I've got
>> a Limited Edition leatherbound book titled "Rec.Humor's
>> Biggest, Rip-Roaringest, Gut-Bustingest, Belly-Laughingest
>> Greatest Hits" to sell you.
>
> Just don't offer him a copy autographed by all of us.

What makes you think *you'd* have any reason to autograph it?


MosNot

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Jul 4, 2007, 9:56:29 PM7/4/07
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"Greg Evans" <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
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For the same reason you got a copy of it.


Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 4, 2007, 10:51:41 PM7/4/07
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On Wed, 4 Jul 2007 14:16:58 -0600, "SummersFrenzy"
<icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>> He's opened a frozen yogurt stand on Jupiter, if what I've been told is
>>> true.
>>
>> It's pretty cold up there!
>
>Wow - will wonders never cease? Prof Dr Bill admitting to something COLD???

And you told me before that you liked Canukians, Summer. How you have
changed!

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 4, 2007, 10:52:48 PM7/4/07
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ROTFL!

Now, really, where is my royalty check?

SummersFrenzy

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Jul 4, 2007, 10:56:56 PM7/4/07
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
> And you told me before that you liked Canukians, Summer. How you have
> changed!

Where in the world did you get the idea that I changed? Bill is quite easily
a most delicious dish. Your perceptions have slipped again.


Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 4, 2007, 11:25:56 PM7/4/07
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Dish? RUN FOR THE HILLS, BILL! SUMMER CONSIDERS YOU CANADIAN
BACON!!!

ynotssor

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Jul 5, 2007, 1:04:31 AM7/5/07
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In news:138o0q5...@corp.supernews.com,
SummersFrenzy <icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>> Wow - will wonders never cease? Prof Dr Bill admitting to something
>>> COLD???
>>
>> "...And melt yore cold, cold heart...."
>
> <swooning>
> oh - oops - thank something wondrous for recognizing subject lines

Something, not someone ... _that's_ what he's been trying to tell you!

Greg Evans

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Jul 5, 2007, 8:19:36 AM7/5/07
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MosNot wrote:

>>>> Say, that was real funny! And if you believe THAT, I've got
>>>> a Limited Edition leatherbound book titled "Rec.Humor's
>>>> Biggest, Rip-Roaringest, Gut-Bustingest, Belly-Laughingest
>>>> Greatest Hits" to sell you.
>>> Just don't offer him a copy autographed by all of us.
>> What makes you think *you'd* have any reason to autograph it?
>
> For the same reason you got a copy of it.

Well, if you believed THAT....


Greg Evans

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Jul 5, 2007, 8:20:22 AM7/5/07
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> Now, really, where is my royalty check?

<mutters to self under breath> let's see...minus two cents...<makes note>
There!

Okay, I've deducted it from your setup-fee bill. You're welcome.


MosNot

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Jul 5, 2007, 10:38:28 AM7/5/07
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"Greg Evans" <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
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And if you believed there would be an autograph party....


Greg Evans

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MosNot wrote:

> And if you believed there would be an autograph party....

And if you believed I believed that...


Bill Colmers

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Jul 5, 2007, 11:50:20 AM7/5/07
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"Larry Krzewinski"

>
> Dish? RUN FOR THE HILLS, BILL! SUMMER CONSIDERS YOU CANADIAN
> BACON!!!

I have dined with Elisabeth and remained fully intact to tell the tale. The
stories of cannibalism in this ng are greatly overrated.

Prof. Dr. Bill

Besides, a scientist like that you don't eat all at once.


Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 5, 2007, 2:53:42 PM7/5/07
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I refuse to ask which of your pieces she ate first.

peachy ashie passion

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Jul 5, 2007, 3:35:14 PM7/5/07
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Bill Colmers wrote:

*sigh*

My favorite song.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 5, 2007, 3:35:44 PM7/5/07
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Two cents? You gave me a raise! Thanks, man!

Greg Evans

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Jul 5, 2007, 3:49:09 PM7/5/07
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> Two cents? You gave me a raise! Thanks, man!

D'oh!! There goes my profit margin for July....


SummersFrenzy

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Jul 5, 2007, 5:52:33 PM7/5/07
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Bill Colmers wrote:
> Besides, a scientist like that you don't eat all at once.

Of course not . . . one pleasant mouthful at a time


Bill Colmers

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Jul 5, 2007, 6:29:28 PM7/5/07
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"SummersFrenzy"

> Of course not . . . one pleasant mouthful at a time

Why, thank you....I think...!

Bill


MosNot

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Jul 5, 2007, 8:24:35 PM7/5/07
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"Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
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> MosNot wrote:
>
>> And if you believed there would be an autograph party....
>
> And if you believed I believed that...

And if you believed I believe Greg.....or Larry.


Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 5, 2007, 9:20:19 PM7/5/07
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On Thu, 5 Jul 2007 15:49:09 -0400, "Greg Evans"
<mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote:

>> Two cents? You gave me a raise! Thanks, man!
>
>D'oh!! There goes my profit margin for July....

July?

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 5, 2007, 9:21:07 PM7/5/07
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On Thu, 5 Jul 2007 18:24:35 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>> And if you believed there would be an autograph party....
>>
>> And if you believed I believed that...
>
>And if you believed I believe Greg.....or Larry.

I believe Larry. At least some of the time.

MosNot

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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Several letters at a time maybe, but not his apostrophes.


Larry Krzewinski

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On Thu, 5 Jul 2007 20:14:43 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
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>>>>> And if you believed there would be an autograph party....
>>>>
>>>> And if you believed I believed that...
>>>
>>>And if you believed I believe Greg.....or Larry.
>>
>> I believe Larry. At least some of the time.
>
>Several letters at a time maybe, but not his apostrophes.

Don't believe anything those twelve guys tell you.

Greg Evans

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Jul 6, 2007, 8:25:33 AM7/6/07
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

>>> Two cents? You gave me a raise! Thanks, man!
>> D'oh!! There goes my profit margin for July....
>
> July?

Yeah, in August it'll drop back down to a penny.

Greg
tough, shrewd businessman


MosNot

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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Snow White only had seven dwarves.


Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 6, 2007, 7:49:17 PM7/6/07
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Did you misspell "penny ante putz"?

Larry Krzewinski

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On Fri, 6 Jul 2007 08:39:56 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>> And if you believed there would be an autograph party....
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And if you believed I believed that...
>>>>>
>>>>>And if you believed I believe Greg.....or Larry.
>>>>
>>>> I believe Larry. At least some of the time.
>>>
>>>Several letters at a time maybe, but not his apostrophes.
>>
>> Don't believe anything those twelve guys tell you.
>
>Snow White only had seven dwarves.

Thanks so much for sharing, Dopey.

MosNot

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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> Thanks so much for sharing Dopey.

Don't have Mel to share.

Greg Evans

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> Did you misspell "penny ante putz"?

No, I didn't mention your name at all.


Larry Krzewinski

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On Sat, 7 Jul 2007 09:59:07 -0400, "Greg Evans"
<gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:

>> Did you misspell "penny ante putz"?
>
>No, I didn't mention your name at all.

But that isn't how I spell my name!

SummersFrenzy

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>>> Did you misspell "penny ante putz"?
>>
>>No, I didn't mention your name at all.
>
> But that isn't how I spell my name!

<scratching head> how DO you spell your name?


MosNot

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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It should be Kr'ze'win'ski' but we know
know you are about leaving out apostrophes.


MosNot

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...with great difficulty....


MosNot

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"SummersFrenzy" <icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"y-o-u-r-n-a-m-e"


SummersFrenzy

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MosNot wrote:

> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>> <scratching head> how DO you spell your name?
>
> "y-o-u-r-n-a-m-e"

Now that's witty . . . spelling lessons from the self-proclaimed prince of
misspelling


MosNot

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"SummersFrenzy" <icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Some day I'll tell you a story about "y-o-u-r-n-a-m-e" .


SummersFrenzy

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MosNot wrote:
> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>>>> <scratching head> how DO you spell your name?
>>>
>>> "y-o-u-r-n-a-m-e"
>>
>> Now that's witty . . . spelling lessons from the self-proclaimed prince
>> of misspelling
>
> Some day I'll tell you a story about "y-o-u-r-n-a-m-e" .

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
Poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed
Then one day he was shooting for some food,
And up through the ground come a bubbling crude
(Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea)

<groaning>


MosNot

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"SummersFrenzy" <icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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...self inflicted pain....


Greg Evans

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

>>> Did you misspell "penny ante putz"?
>> No, I didn't mention your name at all.
>
> But that isn't how I spell my name!

Maybe it's not how *you* spell it...


Greg Evans

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SummersFrenzy wrote:

> Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
> Poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed
> Then one day he was shooting for some food,
> And up through the ground come a bubbling crude
> (Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPObq_EvIg8


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Richard Catto

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Jul 7, 2007, 7:40:14 PM7/7/07
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let me help you:

january, february, march, april, may, JUNE, july, august, september,
october, november, december

Jules

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Jul 7, 2007, 9:25:54 PM7/7/07
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LOL! If she lived in the southern hemisphere she would probably be
known as Winter Whiner.


Jule§

Richard Catto

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Jul 8, 2007, 1:23:21 AM7/8/07
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there's a lot of aggression over in rec.humor.

why are they so goddamned unfriendly towards us?

i mean, we're human too, aren't we?

if you prick me, do i not bleed? if you tickle me, do i not laugh? and
if you poison me, do i not die?

ur_droll

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Jul 8, 2007, 1:35:22 AM7/8/07
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Perhaps if you did a demo video?

Jules

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Jul 8, 2007, 1:40:01 AM7/8/07
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Yup, I agree. Did you see the post where Pap told me to *get the fuck
out of rh*? I mean ..........where does that come from??

And then theres Lars calling Colin and myself rabid dogs.

Sheesh...where's the love I ask you??!?!?


Jule§

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 8, 2007, 1:43:39 AM7/8/07
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I'm not really sure!

Jules

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Jul 8, 2007, 1:46:36 AM7/8/07
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This is what passes as *funny* in rh???

Go figure.


Jule§

Richard Catto

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Jul 8, 2007, 1:47:37 AM7/8/07
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sure. you can appear in it with me.

we'll demo the tickle scene.

i'll lay back with my legs up and you can tickle my balls with your
tongue.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 8, 2007, 1:48:29 AM7/8/07
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Oog! Watching that video put me in dire straights.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 8, 2007, 1:49:16 AM7/8/07
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On Sat, 7 Jul 2007 11:14:09 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> Did you misspell "penny ante putz"?
>>>
>>>No, I didn't mention your name at all.
>>
>> But that isn't how I spell my name!
>
>It should be Kr'ze'win'ski' but we know
>know you are about leaving out apostrophes.

Wh'y your rig'ht!

Richard Catto

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Jul 8, 2007, 1:52:40 AM7/8/07
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Jules wrote:
> >>>>>><scratching head> how DO you spell your name?
> >>>>>"y-o-u-r-n-a-m-e"
> >>>>Now that's witty . . . spelling lessons from the self-proclaimed prince of
> >>>>misspelling
> >>>let me help you:
> >>>january, february, march, april, may, JUNE, july, august, september,
> >>>october, november, december
> >>LOL! If she lived in the southern hemisphere she would probably be
> >>known as Winter Whiner.
> > there's a lot of aggression over in rec.humor.
> > why are they so goddamned unfriendly towards us?
> > i mean, we're human too, aren't we?
> > if you prick me, do i not bleed? if you tickle me, do i not laugh? and
> > if you poison me, do i not die?
> Yup, I agree. Did you see the post where Pap told me to *get the fuck
> out of rh*? I mean ..........where does that come from??

I did. I was quite shocked actually.

> And then theres Lars calling Colin and myself rabid dogs.

That's several steps up from "unimpressive dupe". I'm actually quite
hurt.

> Sheesh...where's the love I ask you??!?!?

Well, if Colin agrees to my video idea, you may be able to see for
yourself. For a reasonable fee, of course.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 8, 2007, 1:52:25 AM7/8/07
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And that isn't how the State of California spelled it on my driver's
license! They spelled it "Expires 7-14-10".

ur_droll

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Jul 8, 2007, 2:04:25 AM7/8/07
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Nah!... but if you want a snuff movie, I'll bring a chainsaw

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Jul 8, 2007, 2:08:17 AM7/8/07
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On Sat, 07 Jul 2007 23:04:25 -0700, ur_droll <Ch...@xtra.co.nz> wrote:

>On Jul 8, 5:47 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> ur_droll wrote:
>> > On Jul 8, 5:23 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > > Jules wrote:
>> > > > Richard Catto wrote:
>> > > > > SummersFrenzy wrote:
>> > > > >>MosNot wrote:
>> > > > >>>SummersFrenzy wrote:
>> > > > >>>><scratching head> how DO you spell your name?
>> > > > >>>"y-o-u-r-n-a-m-e"
>> > > > >>Now that's witty . . . spelling lessons from the self-proclaimed prince of
>> > > > >>misspelling
>> > > > > let me help you:
>> > > > > january, february, march, april, may, JUNE, july, august, september,
>> > > > > october, november, december
>> > > > LOL! If she lived in the southern hemisphere she would probably be
>> > > > known as Winter Whiner.

>> > > > Juleง


>> > > there's a lot of aggression over in rec.humor.
>> > > why are they so goddamned unfriendly towards us?
>> > > i mean, we're human too, aren't we?
>> > > if you prick me, do i not bleed? if you tickle me, do i not laugh? and
>> > > if you poison me, do i not die?
>> > Perhaps if you did a demo video?
>>
>> sure. you can appear in it with me.
>>
>> we'll demo the tickle scene.
>>
>> i'll lay back with my legs up and you can tickle my balls with your
>> tongue.
>
>Nah!... but if you want a snuff movie, I'll bring a chainsaw

Gonna mutilate your genitals, huh?

--

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"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

ur_droll

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On Jul 8, 6:08 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
productions.net> wrote:

> On Sat, 07 Jul 2007 23:04:25 -0700, ur_droll <C...@xtra.co.nz> wrote:
> >On Jul 8, 5:47 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> ur_droll wrote:
> >> > On Jul 8, 5:23 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> > > Jules wrote:
> >> > > > Richard Catto wrote:
> >> > > > > SummersFrenzy wrote:
> >> > > > >>MosNot wrote:
> >> > > > >>>SummersFrenzy wrote:
> >> > > > >>>><scratching head> how DO you spell your name?
> >> > > > >>>"y-o-u-r-n-a-m-e"
> >> > > > >>Now that's witty . . . spelling lessons from the self-proclaimed prince of
> >> > > > >>misspelling
> >> > > > > let me help you:
> >> > > > > january, february, march, april, may, JUNE, july, august, september,
> >> > > > > october, november, december
> >> > > > LOL! If she lived in the southern hemisphere she would probably be
> >> > > > known as Winter Whiner.
> >> > > > Jule§

> >> > > there's a lot of aggression over in rec.humor.
> >> > > why are they so goddamned unfriendly towards us?
> >> > > i mean, we're human too, aren't we?
> >> > > if you prick me, do i not bleed? if you tickle me, do i not laugh? and
> >> > > if you poison me, do i not die?
> >> > Perhaps if you did a demo video?
>
> >> sure. you can appear in it with me.
>
> >> we'll demo the tickle scene.
>
> >> i'll lay back with my legs up and you can tickle my balls with your
> >> tongue.
>
> >Nah!... but if you want a snuff movie, I'll bring a chainsaw
>
> Gonna mutilate your genitals, huh?
>

Just one mention of the word 'movie' and wannabe stars fawn for
attention...

Sure son!... just pop in behind this plastic splash sheet and sign our
standard disclaimer contract...?? Are you right or left handed?

Richard Catto

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Jul 8, 2007, 2:17:36 AM7/8/07
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ur_droll wrote:
> > > > > >>>><scratching head> how DO you spell your name?
> > > > > >>>"y-o-u-r-n-a-m-e"
> > > > > >>Now that's witty . . . spelling lessons from the self-proclaimed prince of
> > > > > >>misspelling
> > > > > > let me help you:
> > > > > > january, february, march, april, may, JUNE, july, august, september,
> > > > > > october, november, december
> > > > > LOL! If she lived in the southern hemisphere she would probably be
> > > > > known as Winter Whiner.
> > > > > Jule§
> > > > there's a lot of aggression over in rec.humor.
> > > > why are they so goddamned unfriendly towards us?
> > > > i mean, we're human too, aren't we?
> > > > if you prick me, do i not bleed? if you tickle me, do i not laugh? and
> > > > if you poison me, do i not die?
> > > Perhaps if you did a demo video?
> > sure. you can appear in it with me.
> > we'll demo the tickle scene.
> > i'll lay back with my legs up and you can tickle my balls with your
> > tongue.
> Nah!... but if you want a snuff movie, I'll bring a chainsaw

but i don't want you to die!

at least... not yet.

Richard Catto

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Jul 8, 2007, 3:22:33 AM7/8/07
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> On Sat, 7 Jul 2007 17:09:58 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> >>>> Did you misspell "penny ante putz"?
> >>> No, I didn't mention your name at all.
> >> But that isn't how I spell my name!
> >Maybe it's not how *you* spell it...
> And that isn't how the State of California spelled it on my driver's
> license! They spelled it "Expires 7-14-10".

You Amerikaners fucked it up! There's no 14th month!

Jesus, get a fucking clue!

Richard Catto

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Jul 8, 2007, 4:39:28 AM7/8/07
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another applicant for a fluffer, huh?

get her to show us her tits.

ur_droll

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Jul 8, 2007, 5:35:09 AM7/8/07
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Its ok... I suitable dupe has signed his life away for a chance at 15
minutes of pai... Fame..<fires up chainsaw>...

ur_droll

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Jul 8, 2007, 5:38:16 AM7/8/07
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heh

Parsons

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Jul 8, 2007, 6:11:58 AM7/8/07
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"Richard Catto" <rrc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Nah. You're too stupid to do any of that Dicky.


MosNot

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Jul 8, 2007, 8:31:32 AM7/8/07
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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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Don't even try to humour me like that. Feh.


MosNot

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Jul 8, 2007, 8:41:27 AM7/8/07
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I usually don't top post and did not want my comment to get lost at the end
of
the silly piffle that follows me.
One does not often see a better case of narcissism as Hatter has puked out.

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message

<comments snipped since they don't pertain to Hatter and he wouldn't want
attention taken away from him>

> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm น x น
>

Richard Catto

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Jul 8, 2007, 9:18:35 AM7/8/07
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take pics and then toss her out back in the alley.

i'm not paying for another useless cocksucking bimbo. we've got young
Mos here whose agreed to do it all for free.

there, there, nice doggy.

Message has been deleted

ur_droll

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Jul 8, 2007, 4:03:37 PM7/8/07
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But Alice has false titties on her back.

Irv Hyatt

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Jul 9, 2007, 10:13:00 AM7/9/07
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"Richard Catto" <rrcatto.m...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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I 'expired' 6/16/07, I forgot to renew.
Do I get a holiday for when I come back?
hmm, Easter is taken, how about Keester?


Irv Hyatt

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Jul 9, 2007, 10:15:59 AM7/9/07
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"MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse> wrote in message
news:V6ednTKlHMTuRg3b...@pcisys.net...

>
> I usually don't top post and did not want my comment to get lost at the
> end of
> the silly piffle that follows me.
> One does not often see a better case of narcissism as Hatter has puked
> out.

Problem is that narcissists have a mental block when it comes to
understanding what a narcissist actually is. My mother's response was "you
are too deep, I never know what you're saying"... they always have an excuse
for not 'getting' it.

ur_droll

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Jul 9, 2007, 3:35:24 PM7/9/07
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On Jul 10, 2:15 am, "Irv Hyatt" <irvhy...@ca.rr.com> wrote:
> "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse> wrote in message
>
> news:V6ednTKlHMTuRg3b...@pcisys.net...
>
>
>
> > I usually don't top post and did not want my comment to get lost at the
> > end of
> > the silly piffle that follows me.
> > One does not often see a better case of narcissism as Hatter has puked
> > out.
>
> Problem is that narcissists have a mental block when it comes to
> understanding what a narcissist actually is. My mother's response was "you
> are too deep, I never know what you're saying"... they always have an excuse
> for not 'getting' it.

"You are too deep for me" translates to... 'you are too boring for
me'.... yer mom was being polite... Go ask her

Richard Catto

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Jul 9, 2007, 5:25:13 PM7/9/07
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Ihre Mutter ist tot.

ur_droll

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Jul 9, 2007, 5:29:14 PM7/9/07
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On Jul 10, 9:25 am, Richard Catto <rrcatto.muizenb...@gmail.com>
wrote:

too deep for me

Richard Catto

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Jul 9, 2007, 5:40:47 PM7/9/07
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ur_droll wrote:
> On Jul 10, 9:25 am, Richard Catto <rrcatto.muizenb...@gmail.com>
> > ur_droll wrote:
> > > On Jul 10, 2:15 am, "Irv Hyatt" <irvhy...@ca.rr.com> wrote:
> > > > > One does not often see a better case of narcissism as Hatter has puked
> > > > > out.
> > > > Problem is that narcissists have a mental block when it comes to
> > > > understanding what a narcissist actually is. My mother's response was "you
> > > > are too deep, I never know what you're saying"... they always have an excuse
> > > > for not 'getting' it.
> > > "You are too deep for me" translates to... 'you are too boring for
> > > me'.... yer mom was being polite... Go ask her
> > Ihre Mutter ist tot.
> too deep for me

Her mother is dead. Self holocausted by smoking cigarettes. It's the
preferred American method of self holocausting. That and stuffing
their faces with McDonalds' crap.

Mike

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Jul 9, 2007, 6:17:09 PM7/9/07
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"Richard Catto" <rrcatto.m...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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And yours is sucking anal stew from a kaffir's diseased asshole. What's
your point, Dick?
--

"Anybody can have more birthdays; but it takes
balls to get old!"


Irv Hyatt

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Jul 9, 2007, 11:46:31 PM7/9/07
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"Richard Catto" <rrcatto.m...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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can you translate please? My mother didn't want to know anything real.
Too deep meant she would have to admit something.
She wasn't polite, she was a dishonest manipulator.
She died from lung cancer at 86 and never even smoked.


Irv Hyatt

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Jul 9, 2007, 11:48:40 PM7/9/07
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"Richard Catto" <rrcatto.m...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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She was real healthy actually, no smoking, ate healthy.
My purse is going to die of lung cancer, I just dropped a lit cigarette in
it...oops


ur_droll

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Jul 10, 2007, 12:34:24 AM7/10/07
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On Jul 10, 3:46 pm, "Irv Hyatt" <irvhy...@ca.rr.com> wrote:
> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto.muizenb...@gmail.com> wrote in message

My God! you are ugly

Parsons

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Jul 10, 2007, 1:53:23 AM7/10/07
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"ur_droll" <Ch...@xtra.co.nz> wrote in message
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You haven't looked in a mirror lately have you.
>


ur_droll

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Jul 10, 2007, 4:20:28 PM7/10/07
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On Jul 10, 5:53 pm, "Parsons" <ParsonsREM...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> "ur_droll" <C...@xtra.co.nz> wrote in message

whsu wha urg der googoo hoou grob drup leaw

Parsons

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"ur_droll" <Ch...@xtra.co.nz> wrote in message
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Don't talk with a mouthful of dirty underwear.
>


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