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Abe and Moshe 
  Abe and Moshe! Abe ran into Moishe one afternoon. "Moishe, nu? What's new?" "Abe, I'm into racehorses at the moment. I have a couple of real winners and have won a lot of money already." "How can I get into it, Moishe?" "Well, I have a horse I'm looking to sell. It has had 24 starts and won nine of them. I'll let you have it for £120,000."... more »
By Bogues  - Nov 7 - 1 new of 1 message    

Jewish employment 
  "My son," says Yetta, "is a physicist." "My son," says Sadie, "is president of an insurance company." "My son," says Becky, "is the head of a law firm and president of the Law Society." "My son," says Hannah, "is a rabbi." "A rabbi? What kind of career is that for a Jewish boy?"
By bart  - Nov 6 - 1 new of 1 message    

Jewish logic. 
  Hymie says to Bernie, “Listen, why do we need this letter M in the word ‘Yitzhak’?” Bernie says, “But there is no M in ‘Yitzhak’!” Hymie replies, “No, I mean what if we insert it there?” Bernie says, “But why do we need to insert M in ‘Yitzhak’?” And Hymie then says, “But that's exactly what I'm asking you. Why do... more »
By bart  - Nov 5 - 1 new of 1 message    

Can You Spare A Penny? 
  A man walked to the top of a hill to talk to God. The man asked, "God, what's a million years to you?" And God said "A minute." Then the man asked: "Well, what's a million pounds to you?" And God said: "A penny" Then the man asked: "God.....can I have a penny?" And God said: "Sure.....in a minute."
By B36  - Nov 5 - 1 new of 1 message    

Trippin' 
  [Combining a love of puns with a need to post Jewish humor] Some Jewish parents are adamant that their children visit Israel. This is known as 'Tour Eretz Syndrome'.
By Harry Farkas  - Nov 3 - 5 new of 5 messages    

Hard times at the Zoo 
  Here is an oldie but made me laugh again Moishe, a Jewish actor, is so down and out that he's ready to take any acting gig that he can find. Finally, he gets a lead, a classified ad that says, "Actor Needed To Play An Ape." "I could do that," says Moishe. To his surprise, the employer turns out to be the Central Park Zoo in NewYork.... more »
By Juan M  - Oct 27 - 4 new of 4 messages    

Why Women Lie 
  One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'Why are you crying?' The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand... more »
By maxine in ri  - Oct 24 - 1 new of 1 message    

Climate change: a NJJF 
  when I read about those who oppose efforts to deal with climate change, because it would cost them, I am reminded of this old story/joke. Back in the days of the Roman Empire, a group of Christians were in the cells of the coliseum waiting to the be thrown to the lions for the enjoyment of the Roman population. Among them were some smartass operators... more »
By ImNo1  - Oct 21 - 4 new of 4 messages    

Israel's economy 
  Israel's economy is in a bad way, inflation is getting higher and immigrants are flooding in from all over the world. Problems, problems, problems, but what should they do? So the Knesset holds a special session to come up with a solution. After several hours of talk without progress one member, Yitzhak,... more »
By Bogues  - Oct 11 - 7 new of 7 messages    

Very old joke 
  Woman comes home from work and has the following conversation with her husband who is already escounced in the couch with a firm grip on the channel selector. He: So how come you're so late? She: I told you this morning that I had a 4:30 Doctor's appointment. He: Oh, so did he find anything wrong?... more »
By Dick Adams  - Oct 11 - 1 new of 1 message    

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