Description:
Humor and the discussion of humor, mostly Jewish. (Moderated)
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Puzzle
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Puzzle What s better than God More evil than the Devil Poor people have it Rich people want it And if you eat it you die? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ANSWER: (nothing)
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Post-wedding conversation
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Rachel was talking to her best friend Sadie. Rachel asked, So, Sadie, how s the bride? Sadie replied, To tell you the truth, Rachel, not good. She s so unhappy, she s lost two stone already. Rachel then asked, So why doesn t she leave him? Sadie replied Because she wants to lose two and a half stone! ... more »
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THE ESSENCE OF CHUTZPAH...
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A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each.. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time, and as he passed the pretzel stand, he would leave her a quarter, but never take a pretzel. And this went on for more then 3 years. The two of them never spoke.... more »
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Why Santa Converted
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Exhausted and overworked, Santa Claus has decided to convert to Judaism to lessen his workload and decrease his stress. Mr. Claus's first inkling that Judaism was his new intended path was when he was unloading one particularly heavy bag of gifts and muttered "Oy, Oy, Oy!" instead of "Ho, Ho, Ho!" Santa took this as divine inspiration and began some serious... more »
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A slightly different "Twas the first night of Hanukkah"
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'TWAS THE FIRST NIGHT OF HANUKKAH... OY! WHAT A SHOCK! SOMEBODY OUTSIDE WAS PICKING OUR LOCK! AND THERE AT THE DOOR STOOD A 'ZAYDA' IN BLUE- AND HE WORE ON HIS KUPP A BLUE YARMULKA, TOO! HIS PUNIM WAS SHAIN- EVERYBODY WOULD LOVE IT! 'ROUND HIS NECK HUNG A CHAIN WITH A GOLD MOGEN DAVID! HE WORE SILKEN TSITZES... more »
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Is anybody home?
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Haven't seen anything here for well over a week. What's (not) happening? Steve Samson
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Differences between Jewish Men and Women.
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• Women have more imagination than men. They need it to tell men how wonderful they are. • Women have a number of faults. Men have only two - everything they say and everything they do. • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.... more »
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Shlomo, driving a Yugo in Tel Aviv
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Shlomo, driving a Yugo in Tel Aviv, pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce, rolls down his window, and smiles at the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. Have you got a phone in it? I've got one in my Yugo!" David, the driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes, I have a... more »
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NJJF: Abe was one of the best talent spotters in the USA
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Abe was one of the best talent spotters in the USA. One day, a young fellow walks into Abe’s office and says he wants to break into show- biz, so Abe says "Okay kid, show me what you do." The kid tells some jokes, does a little soft shoe shuffle, sings a bit, does an acrobatic act and is good enough to impress Abe.... more »
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