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Humor and the discussion of humor, mostly Jewish. (Moderated)
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Smart
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Recently spotted a Smart car bearing the license plate "SCHLEPS2". ***Harry Farkas***
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After several sessions
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Freda Cohen is having a very torrid time with her teenage son. They are always screaming at each other and sometimes even fighting. So Freda takes him to see a psychoanalyst. After several sessions, the doctor calls Freda into his office and tells her, "Your son has an Oedipus complex." "Oedipus Shmedipus," answers Freda, "As long as he loves his mother."... more »
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1st RFD: rec.humor.jewish moderated (remove)
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REQUEST FOR DISCUSSION (RFD) moderated group rec.humor.jewish This is a formal Request for Discussion (RFD) to remove moderated newsgroup rec.humor.jewish. RATIONALE: On 2010-07-25 the moderators of rec.humor.jewish publicly announced that they would like to close the group due to ever-decreasing popu-... more »
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Mr & Mrs perfect
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Perfect? The story of Moshe and Hette Cohen - Mr & Mrs perfect Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding at the London Hilton. Their life together in Golders Green was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their... more »
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Your special, sir
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Rabbi Landau has always been secretly sad that he's never been able to eat pork. So one day, he flies to a remote tropical Island and books into a hotel. “No one will find me here,” he said to himself. On the first evening, he goes to the best restaurant and orders the ‘roast pork special’. While he’s waiting, he hears someone call his name.... more »
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Don't you realize you've had it?
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Have I? Moishe, an elderly man, goes to a brothel and tells the madam that he would like a beautiful, young lady for the night. The madam gives him a quick look-over and is rather puzzled. So she asks him, "How old are you?" "Why," replies Moishe, "I'm 98 years old today." "Ninety-eight!" the madam exclaims. "Don't you realize you've had it?"... more »
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Three men ...
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...Congregation: Three men are in the maternity waiting room at Hadassah Hospital in Israel. A doctor comes in and says to the first man, "Mazel Tov, your wife just gave birth to quadruplets!" The man replied, "Wow, what a coincidence, I live in Kiryat Arbah and arba is four." Another doctor comes in and says to the second man, "Mazel Tov! Your... more »
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NJJF: Marriage Counseling
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My original: Marriage Counseling Bennie and Esther Bernstein, an older couple, were having marital problems so they went to a marriage counselor. The counselor introduced herself and said, "By way of introduction to the counseling process, I want to ask each of you what you think would be the best outcome of therapy. Mrs. Bernstein,... more »
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iimigration
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In 1936, Morris Rabinowitz fled his native Germany .He sold his assets and made five sets of solid gold teeth with his cash, well above the limit he could bring into the U.S. When he arrived in New York the customs official was perplexed as to why anybody would have five sets of gold teeth. So... more »
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The future of rec.humor.jewish
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Dear RHJ Readers, About 12 years ago, alt.humor.jewish was under attack by trolls, anti-Semites, and spammers. The noise level was so high, that good posts were being drowned out. Since it's hard to be funny while people around you are shouting for your death, some of the participants began the work to... more »
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