Some Shorties

[Renee]

Life is the biggest bargain. We get it for nothing. ~ Yiddish Proverb
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... So Diogenes took a lamp and went in search of an honest man.
But he never found one.
When he got to New York, someone stole the lamp.
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Yiddishers sayings:

Cancer--schmancer! -- as long as you're healthy.

Don't worry about tomorrow
because you don't even know what may happen to you today.

You can't chew with somebody else's teeth.
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The diner was not happy with his meal. So he called the waiter over.
"I've tasted fresher fish," said the customer.

"Not in here," returned the offended waiter.
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The Titanic was built by experts.
The Ark was built by amateurs.
Think about it!
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