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Fiona

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Jul 2, 2004, 8:39:40 AM7/2/04
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Heard about the art dealer who was only in it for the Monet?


Fiona


maxine in ri

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Jul 2, 2004, 10:54:37 AM7/2/04
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Fiona wrote:
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> Heard about the art dealer who was only in it for the Monet?
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> Fiona

When they caught the art thief, his excuse was that he didn't have
the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

maxine in ri

The Old Bear

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Jul 2, 2004, 11:11:26 AM7/2/04
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"Fiona" <fi...@intxtdoc.nospam.demon.co.uk> writes:

>Date: Fri, 2 Jul 2004 08:39:40 EDT
>From: "Fiona" <fi...@intxtdoc.nospam.demon.co.uk>
>Newsgroups: rec.humor.jewish
>Subject: Art dealer


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>Heard about the art dealer who was only in it for the Monet?

It's difficult to sell paintings door-to-door... especially if
you're Baroque and don't have Degas to make your Van Gogh.


Cheers,
The Old Bear <--[who makes no claim of originality for the above]

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Ray

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Jul 4, 2004, 10:22:01 AM7/4/04
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Fiona,

Until recently, I thought Hertz Van Rental was a dutch impressionist painter

regards

Ray

Jason Adlard

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Jul 7, 2004, 12:28:54 PM7/7/04
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"Fiona" wrote in message ...

> Heard about the art dealer who was only in it for the Monet?
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At least he wasn;'t doing it for the Cas (Oorthuys that is)


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