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Guru
Sep 11, 2009, 6:44:55 AM9/11/09
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Moishe was on a flight from New York to Los Angeles. Close to him sat
a beautiful girl, really beautiful. She was hypnotising to him, so he
decided to say something.
"Where are you from?"
"I'm from Miami."
"What are you doing in NY?"
"I'm finishing my Ph.D."
"What's it about?"
"It's a study of which group of men gives a woman the most sexual
pleasure."
"And what is the conclusion?"
"The two groups are Indians and Jews."
"Nice to meet you, my name is Caramuru Goldstein!"
maxine
Sep 11, 2009, 2:15:05 PM9/11/09
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I think that was Japanese and Jews, or else the first name would be
Geronomo.
Why not read the jokes before posting them?
maxine in ri
jelliot
Sep 11, 2009, 3:58:03 PM9/11/09
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On Sep 11, 6:44 am, Guru <dusando...@gmail.com> wrote:
Oy, vey. That is universally known as the "Hopalong Horowitz" joke.
Dead Nuts
Sep 11, 2009, 10:21:14 PM9/11/09
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"Guru" <dusan...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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As you can see, Moishe had the eye for hot looking woman. On the flight back
from LA, he made several passes to a voluptuous, olive skin beauty. Finally,
fed up with his relentless overtures, she shot back ..."I'll have you know
that I'm a lesbian.!" Not missing a beat, Moishe retorted, Well how are
things in Beirut?"
west
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