Another old joke
Mitch
home, and they thought to economize by moving in with each other. But
they wanted to make sure they were doing it for the right reasons, and
not just for money. Becky asks, "Nu, Sam, so tell me. Are you set?".
He says, "I'm set, Becky. I bought an apartment house when I was
working, and it gives me a few bucks each month. Are you set, Becky?"
"I'm set, Sam. My husband, God rest his soul, left me a policy. so I'm
good. One thing, Sam. If we move in together, what about sex?"
"Becky, I'm an old man, and at my age, well, it's infrequent"
Becky mused this over a while and said, "Sam, infrequent. Is that one
word or two?"
Dori A Schmetterling
:-)
DAS
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I did like it, and it was new to me!
Mazel Tov!
maxine
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> >> Sam and Becky had been seeing a lot of each other in the retirement
> >> home, and they thought to economize by moving in with each other. But
> >> they wanted to make sure they were doing it for the right reasons, and
> >> not just for money. Becky asks, "Nu, Sam, so tell me. Are you set?".
> >> He says, "I'm set, Becky. I bought an apartment house when I was
> >> working, and it gives me a few bucks each month. Are you set, Becky?"
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> >> "I'm set, Sam. My husband, God rest his soul, left me a policy. so I'm
> >> good. One thing, Sam. If we move in together, what about sex?"
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> >> "Becky, I'm an old man, and at my age, well, it's infrequent"
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> >> Becky mused this over a while and said, "Sam, infrequent. Is that one
> >> word or two?"
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> I did like it, and it was new to me!
> Mazel Tov!
I'll make it a third. I've never heard that one before, but a friend
is taking a gerontology course and had to do a survey.
Q3. At what age do people lose interest in sex?
Q4. At what age do people stop having sex?
maxine in ri
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good one
tomdzip
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> >> Sam and Becky had been seeing a lot of each other in the retirement
> >> home, and they thought to economize by moving in with each other. But
> >> they wanted to make sure they were doing it for the right reasons, and
> >> not just for money. Becky asks, "Nu, Sam, so tell me. Are you set?".
> >> He says, "I'm set, Becky. I bought an apartment house when I was
> >> working, and it gives me a few bucks each month. Are you set, Becky?"
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> >> "I'm set, Sam. My husband, God rest his soul, left me a policy. so I'm
> >> good. One thing, Sam. If we move in together, what about sex?"
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> >> "Becky, I'm an old man, and at my age, well, it's infrequent"
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> >> Becky mused this over a while and said, "Sam, infrequent. Is that one
> >> word or two?"
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> I did like it, and it was new to me!
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All that matters is that it gave you reason to smile; however, to sort
of set the record straight, it is not new. I have the same joke in a
file I created in August, 1997. That edition deals with an unnamed
generic elderly couple in a retirement village.
Dori A Schmetterling
Nobody, esp the OP, claimed the joke itself was "new" (in fact, I believe
there are no new jokes as all were put on earth by aliens long before the
Flood (and which the waters did not wash away -- thus in the scheme of
things your 1997 file is meaningless).
We all said the joke was new to us individually, and that is all that
matters.
Giten Chag, giten Shabbes.
DAS
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There are no new jokes, just jokes that you haven't heard yet, and those are
as rare as new cliches.
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I certainly hope that the answer to Q3 is a higher number than Q4.
Dori A Schmetterling
You want it but can't?
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Vy aggravate yourself?
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Dick Adams
In my rarely humble opinion, my first wife's mother lost interest
in sex shortly after she learned she was pregant. Fortunately
the problem wa not hereditary.
I once heard that the way to get a Jewess to stop strupin is to
marry her. This is an out right lie - thank God.
> Q4. At what age do people stop having sex?
Every night I pray to my father in heaven that my cause of death
will be excessive sexual orgasm.
My hero, Uncle Miltie, once said "Sex after seventy is terrific -
especially the one in Winter."
I would really like to hear from Leon since he is the oldest geezer
on the Internet.
Dick - I am still young and in love.
