Letter from a daughter

[Davida Chazan - The Chocolate Lady]

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the bed.
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:

"It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped
with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with
all his piercing and tattoos, and his big motorcycle. But it's not
only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy
in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with
me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marihuana
doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends,
who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies we may want.

"In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for
Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.

"Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.

"Your daughter,

Judith"

SCROLL DOWN.........................

"PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at Sarah's house. I just wanted to
show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report
card in my desk drawer... I love you!"

(This *must* be about a Jewish daughter!)

--
Davida Chazan (The Chocolate Lady)
<davidac AT jdc DOT org DOT il>
~*~*~*~*~*~
"What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of
chocolate."
--Katharine Hepburn (May 12, 1907 - June 29, 2003)
~*~*~*~*~*~

[lev...@uwm.edu]

Oh, how I wished this was funny!

len levine

Davida Chazan - The Chocolate Lady <7zcm...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the bed.
> With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:

> "It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped
> with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with

> [...]