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Dick Adams
Oct 11, 2009, 6:03:54 AM10/11/09
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Woman comes home from work and has the following conversation
with her husband who is already escounced in the couch with a
firm grip on the channel selector.
with her husband who is already escounced in the couch with a
firm grip on the channel selector.
He: So how come you're so late?
She: I told you this morning that I had a 4:30 Doctor's appointment.
He: Oh, so did he find anything wrong?
She: No. He gave me a full physical and reviewed the results of
the blood tests he ordered
He: And?
She: He said my heart is as strong as it was when I was 17, my weight,
my blood pressure, and my cholestrol are more consistent with my
being in my 20's, and my breats are as firm as he would would
expect to see on a woman in her late 20's who had never had
children.
He: So what did he say about your 50 year old asshole?
She: Your name never came up.
Dick
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