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Frank J Nagy
09.06.14
Robotic cars
So the era of robotic cars is upon us... could bring a whole new meaning to "blue screen of
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Robotic cars
So the era of robotic cars is upon us... could bring a whole new meaning to "blue screen of
09.06.14
Tim Rolfe
24.04.14
Interior decorating dilemma
In choosing the color for the carpet, should one go with coffee, to cover spills from having too
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Interior decorating dilemma
In choosing the color for the carpet, should one go with coffee, to cover spills from having too
24.04.14
Anton Shepelev
31.03.14
Superstitious math
[The joke isn't mine, and I am unaware of its authorship] -- Please, tell me, if a black cat has
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Superstitious math
[The joke isn't mine, and I am unaware of its authorship] -- Please, tell me, if a black cat has
31.03.14
Wilson Morrris
10.03.14
They all do that
A lady went to a motor company to buy a car. When the salesman came back with it, she said it was not
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They all do that
A lady went to a motor company to buy a car. When the salesman came back with it, she said it was not
10.03.14
rik...@gmail.com
06.02.14
Oscar Pistorius
I see that they let Oscar Pistorius out on bail. They must have figured, with legs like that he can
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Oscar Pistorius
I see that they let Oscar Pistorius out on bail. They must have figured, with legs like that he can
06.02.14
Omar Stoltzfus
03.02.14
ISO 3d printer app
I'm thinking about buying one of them there 3d printers. Being an open-source kinda guy, I'd
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ISO 3d printer app
I'm thinking about buying one of them there 3d printers. Being an open-source kinda guy, I'd
03.02.14
Robert Kastigar
30.01.14
Working out at the gym
I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in... I asked the trainer
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Working out at the gym
I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in... I asked the trainer
30.01.14
Anton Shepelev
27.01.14
Bar Jokes
I compiled the following collection from the eponymous discussian at alt.usage.english: All the jokes
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Bar Jokes
I compiled the following collection from the eponymous discussian at alt.usage.english: All the jokes
27.01.14
Tim Rolfe
23.01.14
Inattention anecdote
One of my colleagues was lecturing, and wanted to bring up his e-mail. His notebook computer was
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Inattention anecdote
One of my colleagues was lecturing, and wanted to bring up his e-mail. His notebook computer was
23.01.14
Wilson Morris
11.02.13
Close enough
An elderly madam walks into a bar, and announces that she will pass the night with whoever can guess
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Close enough
An elderly madam walks into a bar, and announces that she will pass the night with whoever can guess
11.02.13
Aahz Maruch
29.11.12
Custom Software
My old boss had spent some time writing software packages for this particular program. The software
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Custom Software
My old boss had spent some time writing software packages for this particular program. The software
29.11.12
Jonathan Hayward
08.10.12
Those pesky libertarians...
Q: How many Libertarians does it take to change a light bulb? A: The light bulb should be permitted
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Those pesky libertarians...
Q: How many Libertarians does it take to change a light bulb? A: The light bulb should be permitted
08.10.12
David
05.10.12
It's around here somewhere
The RNC has figured out what's wrong with Romney's route to the Whitehouse... They used IOS6.
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It's around here somewhere
The RNC has figured out what's wrong with Romney's route to the Whitehouse... They used IOS6.
05.10.12
Geoffrey Kidd
03.09.12
Hollywood Squares (Some answers NSFW)
[Making the rounds] Hollywood Squares: These great questions and answers are from the days when '
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Hollywood Squares (Some answers NSFW)
[Making the rounds] Hollywood Squares: These great questions and answers are from the days when '
03.09.12
Geoffrey Kidd
16.08.12
Technology Upgrade
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
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Technology Upgrade
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
16.08.12
David
09.08.12
Or maybe a test pattern?
(original..) Bad news: Curiosity saw its shadow on Mars today You know what THAT means.... Yep, 13
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Or maybe a test pattern?
(original..) Bad news: Curiosity saw its shadow on Mars today You know what THAT means.... Yep, 13
09.08.12
Christ van Willegen
21.05.12
Lost penis after an accident
I got this from my father-in-law, who got it from a friend, who got it... A man wakes up after 2
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Lost penis after an accident
I got this from my father-in-law, who got it from a friend, who got it... A man wakes up after 2
21.05.12
Christ van Willegen
05.03.12
Homosexual snooker player
I came up with this one this afternoon... Q: How can you tell if a snooker player is homosexual? A:
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Homosexual snooker player
I came up with this one this afternoon... Q: How can you tell if a snooker player is homosexual? A:
05.03.12
John Robertson
20.02.12
Ten Commandments of Electrical Safety
Ten Commandments of Electrical Safety (1) Beware of the lightning that lurks in an undischarged
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Ten Commandments of Electrical Safety
Ten Commandments of Electrical Safety (1) Beware of the lightning that lurks in an undischarged
20.02.12
Lance Bailey
16.02.12
It doesn't fix everything
For a few years I'd been fighting a persistent plantar wart on the ball of my foot and big toe. I
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It doesn't fix everything
For a few years I'd been fighting a persistent plantar wart on the ball of my foot and big toe. I
16.02.12
Paul W. Schleck
08.12.11
Zooey, is that you?
You may have seen Zooey Deschanel's recent appearance on TBS's Conan O'Brien show, where
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Zooey, is that you?
You may have seen Zooey Deschanel's recent appearance on TBS's Conan O'Brien show, where
08.12.11
tom furr
10.10.11
Steve Jobs tries to get into Heaven / Original
Did you hear Steve Jobs tried to enter the pearly Gates? Bill said no! Tom Furr t.f...@comcast.net --
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Steve Jobs tries to get into Heaven / Original
Did you hear Steve Jobs tried to enter the pearly Gates? Bill said no! Tom Furr t.f...@comcast.net --
10.10.11
William Spillman
08.09.11
Utah Politics
Question: what do you call a politically liberal member of the Church of Latter Day Saints? Answer:
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Utah Politics
Question: what do you call a politically liberal member of the Church of Latter Day Saints? Answer:
08.09.11
Geoffrey Kidd
13.06.11
Should Weiner resign?
I asked my wife "Should Weiner resign?" She said, "No, he should sit on his buns until
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Should Weiner resign?
I asked my wife "Should Weiner resign?" She said, "No, he should sit on his buns until
13.06.11
John Bennett
23.05.11
blind snake
Two animals met in the forest. One said to the other, "I'm blind what kind of animal are you
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blind snake
Two animals met in the forest. One said to the other, "I'm blind what kind of animal are you
23.05.11
Anton Shepelev
09.05.11
Computer Bible
COMPUTER BIBLE (C) Yuri Nesterenko (http://yun.complife.ru) translation to English by Alexander
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Computer Bible
COMPUTER BIBLE (C) Yuri Nesterenko (http://yun.complife.ru) translation to English by Alexander
09.05.11
Tom
05.05.11
the missing teeth
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at
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the missing teeth
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at
05.05.11
the....@newsreading01.news.tds.net
28.04.11
How to identify where a driver is from
How to Identify Where a Driver is From 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago. 2. One hand
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How to identify where a driver is from
How to Identify Where a Driver is From 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago. 2. One hand
28.04.11
Sead Omerov
31.03.11
Proposal
The shy, young man is thinking about asking his girl to marry him, but he doesn't know how to say
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Proposal
The shy, young man is thinking about asking his girl to marry him, but he doesn't know how to say
31.03.11
Anton Shepelev
28.03.11
Definition of Age
This is by Soviet and Russian writer and performer Semen Altov. A definition of age: Young age: When
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Definition of Age
This is by Soviet and Russian writer and performer Semen Altov. A definition of age: Young age: When
28.03.11