It doesn't fix everything

For a few years I'd been fighting a persistent plantar wart on the ball of my foot and big toe. I'd tried everything - over the counter treatments, soaking, pumice stones, and freezing. In desperation I asked my new doctor about the problem and he suggested I put duct tape on it. When I got home, I looked up duct tape for wart treatment and... more » By Lance Bailey  - Feb 16 2012 - 1 new of 1 message

Zooey, is that you?

You may have seen Zooey Deschanel's recent appearance on TBS's Conan O'Brien show, where she talked about her love of American Girl dolls. What is not commonly known, is that the Zooey you saw on that talk show was actually an intelligent, interactive prototype American Girl doll herself. Dubbed the "Z2," it was an accidental byproduct of research at American... more » By Paul W. Schleck  - Dec 8 2011 - 1 new of 1 message

	Steve Jobs tries to get into Heaven / Original
	Did you hear Steve Jobs tried to enter the pearly Gates? Bill said no! Tom Furr t.f...@comcast.net -- Selected by Brad Templeton. MAIL your joke to fu...@netfunny.com. If you post instead of mailing, it screws up the reply-address sometimes. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.... more » By tom furr  - Oct 10 2011 - 1 new of 1 message

	Utah Politics
	Question: what do you call a politically liberal member of the Church of Latter Day Saints? Answer: an oxyMormon. Bill Spillman By William Spillman  - Sep 8 2011 - 1 new of 1 message

	Should Weiner resign?
	I asked my wife "Should Weiner resign?" She said, "No, he should sit on his buns until his detractors ketchup with him and he is formally mustard out." By Geoffrey Kidd  - Jun 13 2011 - 1 new of 1 message

	blind snake
	Two animals met in the forest. One said to the other, "I'm blind what kind of animal are you?" The other replied "I don't know, I'm blind too". The first animal suggested they take turns feeling and describing each other to try to work out what they were. First animal: "Let's see now, you have long ears, a fluffy tail,... more » By John Bennett  - May 23 2011 - 1 new of 1 message

	Computer Bible
	COMPUTER BIBLE (C) Yuri Nesterenko ([link]) translation to English by Alexander Panasyuk. 01. In the beginning there was the Word, and Word had two Bytes and there was nothing else. 02. And God divided the ones from the zeros and saw that it was good.... more » By Anton Shepelev  - May 9 2011 - 1 new of 1 message

	the missing teeth
	A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said: - I forgot my teeth. The man said: - No problem. With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false... more » By Tom  - May 5 2011 - 1 new of 1 message

How to identify where a driver is from

How to Identify Where a Driver is From 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago. 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York. 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey. 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.... more » By the.g...@newsreading01.news.tds.net  - Apr 28 2011 - 1 new of 1 message

	Proposal
	The shy, young man is thinking about asking his girl to marry him, but he doesn't know how to say it, so he asks his father, "Dad, what did you say to mum so she married you?" "I only said 'OH NO!!!' and then we got married the next day." By Sead Omerov  - Mar 31 2011 - 1 new of 1 message