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6/9/14

So the era of robotic cars is upon us... could bring a whole new meaning to "blue screen of

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So the era of robotic cars is upon us... could bring a whole new meaning to "blue screen of

6/9/14

4/24/14

Interior decorating dilemma

In choosing the color for the carpet, should one go with coffee, to cover spills from having too

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Interior decorating dilemma

In choosing the color for the carpet, should one go with coffee, to cover spills from having too

4/24/14

3/31/14

Superstitious math

[The joke isn't mine, and I am unaware of its authorship] -- Please, tell me, if a black cat has

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Superstitious math

[The joke isn't mine, and I am unaware of its authorship] -- Please, tell me, if a black cat has

3/31/14

3/10/14

They all do that

A lady went to a motor company to buy a car. When the salesman came back with it, she said it was not

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They all do that

A lady went to a motor company to buy a car. When the salesman came back with it, she said it was not

3/10/14

rik...@gmail.com

2/6/14

Oscar Pistorius

I see that they let Oscar Pistorius out on bail. They must have figured, with legs like that he can

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Oscar Pistorius

I see that they let Oscar Pistorius out on bail. They must have figured, with legs like that he can

2/6/14

2/3/14

ISO 3d printer app

I'm thinking about buying one of them there 3d printers. Being an open-source kinda guy, I'd

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ISO 3d printer app

I'm thinking about buying one of them there 3d printers. Being an open-source kinda guy, I'd

2/3/14

Robert Kastigar

1/30/14

Working out at the gym

I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in... I asked the trainer

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Working out at the gym

I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in... I asked the trainer

1/30/14

1/27/14

I compiled the following collection from the eponymous discussian at alt.usage.english: All the jokes

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I compiled the following collection from the eponymous discussian at alt.usage.english: All the jokes

1/27/14

1/23/14

Inattention anecdote

One of my colleagues was lecturing, and wanted to bring up his e-mail. His notebook computer was

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Inattention anecdote

One of my colleagues was lecturing, and wanted to bring up his e-mail. His notebook computer was

1/23/14

2/11/13

An elderly madam walks into a bar, and announces that she will pass the night with whoever can guess

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An elderly madam walks into a bar, and announces that she will pass the night with whoever can guess

2/11/13

11/29/12

Custom Software

My old boss had spent some time writing software packages for this particular program. The software

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Custom Software

My old boss had spent some time writing software packages for this particular program. The software

11/29/12

Jonathan Hayward

10/8/12

Those pesky libertarians...

Q: How many Libertarians does it take to change a light bulb? A: The light bulb should be permitted

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Those pesky libertarians...

Q: How many Libertarians does it take to change a light bulb? A: The light bulb should be permitted

10/8/12

10/5/12

It's around here somewhere

The RNC has figured out what's wrong with Romney's route to the Whitehouse... They used IOS6.

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It's around here somewhere

The RNC has figured out what's wrong with Romney's route to the Whitehouse... They used IOS6.

10/5/12

9/3/12

Hollywood Squares (Some answers NSFW)

[Making the rounds] Hollywood Squares: These great questions and answers are from the days when '

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Hollywood Squares (Some answers NSFW)

[Making the rounds] Hollywood Squares: These great questions and answers are from the days when '

9/3/12

8/16/12

Technology Upgrade

I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

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Technology Upgrade

I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

8/16/12

8/9/12

Or maybe a test pattern?

(original..) Bad news: Curiosity saw its shadow on Mars today You know what THAT means.... Yep, 13

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Or maybe a test pattern?

(original..) Bad news: Curiosity saw its shadow on Mars today You know what THAT means.... Yep, 13

8/9/12

Christ van Willegen

5/21/12

Lost penis after an accident

I got this from my father-in-law, who got it from a friend, who got it... A man wakes up after 2

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Lost penis after an accident

I got this from my father-in-law, who got it from a friend, who got it... A man wakes up after 2

5/21/12

Christ van Willegen

3/5/12

Homosexual snooker player

I came up with this one this afternoon... Q: How can you tell if a snooker player is homosexual? A:

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Homosexual snooker player

I came up with this one this afternoon... Q: How can you tell if a snooker player is homosexual? A:

3/5/12

2/20/12

Ten Commandments of Electrical Safety

Ten Commandments of Electrical Safety (1) Beware of the lightning that lurks in an undischarged

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Ten Commandments of Electrical Safety

Ten Commandments of Electrical Safety (1) Beware of the lightning that lurks in an undischarged

2/20/12

2/16/12

It doesn't fix everything

For a few years I'd been fighting a persistent plantar wart on the ball of my foot and big toe. I

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It doesn't fix everything

For a few years I'd been fighting a persistent plantar wart on the ball of my foot and big toe. I

2/16/12

Paul W. Schleck

12/8/11

Zooey, is that you?

You may have seen Zooey Deschanel's recent appearance on TBS's Conan O'Brien show, where

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Zooey, is that you?

You may have seen Zooey Deschanel's recent appearance on TBS's Conan O'Brien show, where

12/8/11

10/10/11

Steve Jobs tries to get into Heaven / Original

Did you hear Steve Jobs tried to enter the pearly Gates? Bill said no! Tom Furr t.f...@comcast.net --

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Steve Jobs tries to get into Heaven / Original

Did you hear Steve Jobs tried to enter the pearly Gates? Bill said no! Tom Furr t.f...@comcast.net --

10/10/11

William Spillman

9/8/11

Question: what do you call a politically liberal member of the Church of Latter Day Saints? Answer:

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Question: what do you call a politically liberal member of the Church of Latter Day Saints? Answer:

9/8/11

6/13/11

Should Weiner resign?

I asked my wife "Should Weiner resign?" She said, "No, he should sit on his buns until

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Should Weiner resign?

I asked my wife "Should Weiner resign?" She said, "No, he should sit on his buns until

6/13/11

5/23/11

Two animals met in the forest. One said to the other, "I'm blind what kind of animal are you

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Two animals met in the forest. One said to the other, "I'm blind what kind of animal are you

5/23/11

5/9/11

COMPUTER BIBLE (C) Yuri Nesterenko (http://yun.complife.ru) translation to English by Alexander

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COMPUTER BIBLE (C) Yuri Nesterenko (http://yun.complife.ru) translation to English by Alexander

5/9/11

5/5/11

the missing teeth

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at

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the missing teeth

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at

5/5/11

the....@newsreading01.news.tds.net

4/28/11

How to identify where a driver is from

How to Identify Where a Driver is From 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago. 2. One hand

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How to identify where a driver is from

How to Identify Where a Driver is From 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago. 2. One hand

4/28/11

3/31/11

The shy, young man is thinking about asking his girl to marry him, but he doesn't know how to say

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The shy, young man is thinking about asking his girl to marry him, but he doesn't know how to say

3/31/11

3/28/11

Definition of Age

This is by Soviet and Russian writer and performer Semen Altov. A definition of age: Young age: When

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Definition of Age

This is by Soviet and Russian writer and performer Semen Altov. A definition of age: Young age: When

3/28/11

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