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Jokes that are funny (in the moderator's opinion). (Moderated)
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Close enough
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An elderly madam walks into a bar, and announces that she will pass the
night with whoever can guess the weight of peetie the canary on her little
finger.
An old drunk in the back says "fifty pounds."
She says "close enough."
-- Selected by Brad Templeton. MAIL your joke to fu...@netfunny.com.... more »
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Custom Software
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My old boss had spent some time writing software packages for this
particular program. The software usually came as source code and was
executed through an interpreter. He started a small business selling his
custom software.
One day at a scientific meeting, he noticed another company was showing... more »
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Those pesky libertarians...
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Q: How many Libertarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The light bulb should be permitted to change itself.
Christos Jonathan Hayward, an Orthodox Christian author.
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It's around here somewhere
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The RNC has figured out what's wrong with Romney's route to
the Whitehouse...
They used IOS6.
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Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.
Send comments meant for the moderator to funny-requ...@netfunny.com. Jokes sent... more »
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Hollywood Squares (Some answers NSFW)
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[Making the rounds]
Hollywood Squares:
These great questions and answers are from the days when 'Hollywood
Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they
are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course..
Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?... more »
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Technology Upgrade
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I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I
asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century, old man," he said. "We don't
waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you, that friggin' fly never knew what hit it ...
-- Life: A strange game. The only losing move is not to play.... more »
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Or maybe a test pattern?
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(original..)
Bad news: Curiosity saw its shadow on Mars today
You know what THAT means....
Yep, 13 more weeks of campaign news on TV.
Can't we watch some rocks instead?
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Read about The Internet Joke Book -- the best of RHF at... more »
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Lost penis after an accident
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I got this from my father-in-law, who got it from a friend, who
got it...
A man wakes up after 2 weeks in coma. The specialist is at his
bed: "It's going to be all right. But, the firemen who saved you
from the wreckage sawed off half of your penis during the rescue.
They have decided to give you $25,000 compensation for it. As you... more »
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Homosexual snooker player
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I came up with this one this afternoon...
Q: How can you tell if a snooker player is homosexual?
A: He's got touching balls.
Christ van Willegen
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Ten Commandments of Electrical Safety
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Ten Commandments of Electrical Safety
(1) Beware of the lightning that lurks in an undischarged
capacitor lest it cause thee to be bounced upon thy backside in a
most ungainly manner.
(2) Cause thou the switch that supplies large quantities of juice
to be opened and thusly tagged, so thy days may be long on this... more »
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