Beer!!!!

[jonathan seth hayward]

There's a big conference of beer producers in the most beautiful town in
the world: Amsterdam, the Netherlands...

At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide
to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the
president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors
and the list goes on... Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he
wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a
Coke!

"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask...

"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I."

[Told to me by a friend, Ryan Pierce]

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