Absolute Gospel Truth!

[Larry Hardiman x68019]

The following was told to me by a colleague at work. It seems
appropriate, considering the season and the scum that's running
for office.

The word "politics" is derived from the word "poly", meaning
"many", and the word "ticks", meaning "blood sucking parasites".

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