Eating it rye

[Onkel Petey]

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park
bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog
and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his
friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So,
on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you
have any rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of
it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves. She said, "My
goodness, 5 loaves.. by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be
hard."

He replied , "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about
this crap but me!"
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