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Frank J Nagy
09/06/2014
Robotic cars
So the era of robotic cars is upon us... could bring a whole new meaning to "blue screen of
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Robotic cars
So the era of robotic cars is upon us... could bring a whole new meaning to "blue screen of
09/06/2014
Tim Rolfe
24/04/2014
Interior decorating dilemma
In choosing the color for the carpet, should one go with coffee, to cover spills from having too
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Interior decorating dilemma
In choosing the color for the carpet, should one go with coffee, to cover spills from having too
24/04/2014
Anton Shepelev
31/03/2014
Superstitious math
[The joke isn't mine, and I am unaware of its authorship] -- Please, tell me, if a black cat has
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Superstitious math
[The joke isn't mine, and I am unaware of its authorship] -- Please, tell me, if a black cat has
31/03/2014
Wilson Morrris
10/03/2014
They all do that
A lady went to a motor company to buy a car. When the salesman came back with it, she said it was not
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They all do that
A lady went to a motor company to buy a car. When the salesman came back with it, she said it was not
10/03/2014
rik...@gmail.com
06/02/2014
Oscar Pistorius
I see that they let Oscar Pistorius out on bail. They must have figured, with legs like that he can
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Oscar Pistorius
I see that they let Oscar Pistorius out on bail. They must have figured, with legs like that he can
06/02/2014
Omar Stoltzfus
03/02/2014
ISO 3d printer app
I'm thinking about buying one of them there 3d printers. Being an open-source kinda guy, I'd
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ISO 3d printer app
I'm thinking about buying one of them there 3d printers. Being an open-source kinda guy, I'd
03/02/2014
Robert Kastigar
30/01/2014
Working out at the gym
I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in... I asked the trainer
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Working out at the gym
I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in... I asked the trainer
30/01/2014
Anton Shepelev
27/01/2014
Bar Jokes
I compiled the following collection from the eponymous discussian at alt.usage.english: All the jokes
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Bar Jokes
I compiled the following collection from the eponymous discussian at alt.usage.english: All the jokes
27/01/2014
Tim Rolfe
23/01/2014
Inattention anecdote
One of my colleagues was lecturing, and wanted to bring up his e-mail. His notebook computer was
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Inattention anecdote
One of my colleagues was lecturing, and wanted to bring up his e-mail. His notebook computer was
23/01/2014
Wilson Morris
11/02/2013
Close enough
An elderly madam walks into a bar, and announces that she will pass the night with whoever can guess
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Close enough
An elderly madam walks into a bar, and announces that she will pass the night with whoever can guess
11/02/2013
Aahz Maruch
29/11/2012
Custom Software
My old boss had spent some time writing software packages for this particular program. The software
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Custom Software
My old boss had spent some time writing software packages for this particular program. The software
29/11/2012
Jonathan Hayward
08/10/2012
Those pesky libertarians...
Q: How many Libertarians does it take to change a light bulb? A: The light bulb should be permitted
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Those pesky libertarians...
Q: How many Libertarians does it take to change a light bulb? A: The light bulb should be permitted
08/10/2012
David
05/10/2012
It's around here somewhere
The RNC has figured out what's wrong with Romney's route to the Whitehouse... They used IOS6.
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It's around here somewhere
The RNC has figured out what's wrong with Romney's route to the Whitehouse... They used IOS6.
05/10/2012
Geoffrey Kidd
03/09/2012
Hollywood Squares (Some answers NSFW)
[Making the rounds] Hollywood Squares: These great questions and answers are from the days when '
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Hollywood Squares (Some answers NSFW)
[Making the rounds] Hollywood Squares: These great questions and answers are from the days when '
03/09/2012
Geoffrey Kidd
16/08/2012
Technology Upgrade
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
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Technology Upgrade
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
16/08/2012
David
09/08/2012
Or maybe a test pattern?
(original..) Bad news: Curiosity saw its shadow on Mars today You know what THAT means.... Yep, 13
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Or maybe a test pattern?
(original..) Bad news: Curiosity saw its shadow on Mars today You know what THAT means.... Yep, 13
09/08/2012
Christ van Willegen
21/05/2012
Lost penis after an accident
I got this from my father-in-law, who got it from a friend, who got it... A man wakes up after 2
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Lost penis after an accident
I got this from my father-in-law, who got it from a friend, who got it... A man wakes up after 2
21/05/2012
Christ van Willegen
05/03/2012
Homosexual snooker player
I came up with this one this afternoon... Q: How can you tell if a snooker player is homosexual? A:
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Homosexual snooker player
I came up with this one this afternoon... Q: How can you tell if a snooker player is homosexual? A:
05/03/2012
John Robertson
20/02/2012
Ten Commandments of Electrical Safety
Ten Commandments of Electrical Safety (1) Beware of the lightning that lurks in an undischarged
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Ten Commandments of Electrical Safety
Ten Commandments of Electrical Safety (1) Beware of the lightning that lurks in an undischarged
20/02/2012
Lance Bailey
16/02/2012
It doesn't fix everything
For a few years I'd been fighting a persistent plantar wart on the ball of my foot and big toe. I
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It doesn't fix everything
For a few years I'd been fighting a persistent plantar wart on the ball of my foot and big toe. I
16/02/2012
Paul W. Schleck
08/12/2011
Zooey, is that you?
You may have seen Zooey Deschanel's recent appearance on TBS's Conan O'Brien show, where
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Zooey, is that you?
You may have seen Zooey Deschanel's recent appearance on TBS's Conan O'Brien show, where
08/12/2011
tom furr
10/10/2011
Steve Jobs tries to get into Heaven / Original
Did you hear Steve Jobs tried to enter the pearly Gates? Bill said no! Tom Furr t.f...@comcast.net --
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Steve Jobs tries to get into Heaven / Original
Did you hear Steve Jobs tried to enter the pearly Gates? Bill said no! Tom Furr t.f...@comcast.net --
10/10/2011
William Spillman
08/09/2011
Utah Politics
Question: what do you call a politically liberal member of the Church of Latter Day Saints? Answer:
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Utah Politics
Question: what do you call a politically liberal member of the Church of Latter Day Saints? Answer:
08/09/2011
Geoffrey Kidd
13/06/2011
Should Weiner resign?
I asked my wife "Should Weiner resign?" She said, "No, he should sit on his buns until
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Should Weiner resign?
I asked my wife "Should Weiner resign?" She said, "No, he should sit on his buns until
13/06/2011
John Bennett
23/05/2011
blind snake
Two animals met in the forest. One said to the other, "I'm blind what kind of animal are you
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blind snake
Two animals met in the forest. One said to the other, "I'm blind what kind of animal are you
23/05/2011
Anton Shepelev
09/05/2011
Computer Bible
COMPUTER BIBLE (C) Yuri Nesterenko (http://yun.complife.ru) translation to English by Alexander
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Computer Bible
COMPUTER BIBLE (C) Yuri Nesterenko (http://yun.complife.ru) translation to English by Alexander
09/05/2011
Tom
05/05/2011
the missing teeth
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at
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the missing teeth
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at
05/05/2011
the....@newsreading01.news.tds.net
28/04/2011
How to identify where a driver is from
How to Identify Where a Driver is From 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago. 2. One hand
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How to identify where a driver is from
How to Identify Where a Driver is From 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago. 2. One hand
28/04/2011
Sead Omerov
31/03/2011
Proposal
The shy, young man is thinking about asking his girl to marry him, but he doesn't know how to say
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Proposal
The shy, young man is thinking about asking his girl to marry him, but he doesn't know how to say
31/03/2011
Anton Shepelev
28/03/2011
Definition of Age
This is by Soviet and Russian writer and performer Semen Altov. A definition of age: Young age: When
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Definition of Age
This is by Soviet and Russian writer and performer Semen Altov. A definition of age: Young age: When
28/03/2011