This was my design for the Macalester Philosophy Club t-shirts. (on
the shirts, the questions are on front and the answers on back...)

The Top 10 Philosophy Questions of All Time, Answered!

10. How do I know anything really exists?
        -Kick it *really* hard.

 9. What is the essence of being human?
        -Not understanding the opposite sex.

 8. If a tree falls in the forest, and there's no one there to hear
    it, does it make a sound?
        -Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows.

 7. How do I know I'm not just a brain in a vat, hooked up to a
    computer simulation of life?
        -Look in the mirror.  If you see a gray, spongy thing in a
         glass container, you are.

 6. Can our minds exist seperately from our bodies?
        -If they could, we'd just send our minds to class and sleep in
         every morning.

 5. Is there a God?
        -A billion Hindus can't be wrong.

 4. What is the nature of Knowledge?
        -I'm still trying to figure out the nature of *college*.

 3. What is the meaning of life?
        -All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.

 2. Why get a Philosophy degree?
        -It's more respectable than a theater degree, but you still get to
         drink lots of espresso.

 1. So, was Kant on drugs or what?
        -Probably.

        "Mac Philosophy: for the Metaphysically Challenged"

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