Wicked Wanda
Sigrid Grimm
wife-to-be, Wanda, was on vacation. He wanted to do something for her
that would both impress her as well as proclaim his undying ever-enduring
love for her.
After much contemplation he thought what better way than to have her
name, "Wanda," actually tattooed onto his body. Further consideration
of his idea resulted in his deciding to have her name tattooed right
onto his penis. So he went to a tattoo parlor and had it done
immediately.
Well, because of the nature of the terrain, the tattoo usually said
"WA." But he knew she would be surprised and delighted to see her
whole name on his penis once it became erect. He could hardly wait for
her return.
The scabs wore off just in time too, as she was due home from her
vacation. He went to meet her at the airport, beaming to himself as he
imagined her pleasure at discovering his surprise. He could hardly
even contain himself.
While he was waiting for her plane, he went into the washroom to have a
pee. He marched right up the urinal next to a tall black fella who was
just shaking it off. The white fella looks down and says "Hey wow!!!
You've got a "WA" on *your* penis too! What a coincidence!" The black
fella looks at him.
"I just had mine done - it really says `Wanda,'" beamed the white
fella, "What does yours say?"
The black fella looks down at him, gives a big wide smile and says,
"Well mine says, `WELCOME TO BEAUTIFUL JAMAICA'" ....
[Ed: -- and many other longer phrases. ]
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