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Single and in New York?
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In article <S2190.1...@netfunny.com>, The Prime Minister
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How does a single man in New York get rid of cockroaches?
He tries to find the perfect cockroach.
-- Chris Henrich
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"It's our supreme ability and willingness to screw up that is the secret of our... more »
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Rectal Thermometer
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Nurse: Doctor, why is that rectal thermometer behind your ear?
Doctor: Oh, now I know what I did with my pencil!
earle
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It's around here somewhere
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They needed a non-R to point it out to them, however. The iPad didn't exist back in the Bush era they live in.
-- Erilar, biblioholic medievalist
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More Supposedly Real Funny Sentences
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In article <S20ff.7...@netfunny.com>, Joel E. Slotkin
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...Quoting (from memory) from _A Discipline of Programming_, by Edsger
Dijkstra:
"When tuning [a program] it is important not to introduce mistakes
through carelessness; do it carefully and systematically."
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-- Chris Henrich
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Dalai Lama in NYC
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Actually this is quite good.
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From the sofa of Brian Gaff -
bria...@blueyonder.co.uk
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How to identify where a driver is from
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Some of these American jokes are quite funny, and probably reasonably accurate from what I hear...
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From the sofa of Brian Gaff -
bria...@blueyonder.co.uk
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ISlAmaBAD Airport?
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On Wed, 18 Jan 2012 19:20:01 PST,
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Somehow I doubt that that is the source.
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- Runways are numbered by the closest 10-degrees compass direction.
There are 360 degrees in a circle, so no runway could have number 42.
- Karachi has two parallel runways: 25R/07L and 25L/07R.
- Islamabad has one runway: 12/30.... more »
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