Re: How to identify where a driver is from

[Brian Gaff]

Some of these American jokes are quite funny, and probably reasonably
accurate from what I hear...



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> How to Identify Where a Driver is From
>
> 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.
>
> 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.
>
> 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all
> lanes of traffic: New Jersey.
>
> 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
> accelerator: Boston.
>
> 5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
> cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los
> Angeles.
>
> 6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering
> in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
>
> 7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head
> turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.
>
> 8. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone,
> foot on brake, mind on radio game: Seattle.
>
> 9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating
> between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on
> brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.
>
> 10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear
> window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:
> West Virginia.
>
> 11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above
> windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with
> the left blinker on: Florida.
>
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