Time for a new computer
Jehsom
> This year for christmas I got a new 900 MHz cordless phone.
> Now I'm forced to go out and replace my Pentium 166, since I
> can't have a phone that is more than five times faster than my
> computer.
Heheheh... What if you were to buy a 2.4 GHz phone?
Moshe
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Joel Garry
>Brian Sward <bk...@unix.mail.virginia.edu> wrote:
>> This year for christmas I got a new 900 MHz cordless phone.
>
>> Now I'm forced to go out and replace my Pentium 166, since I
>> can't have a phone that is more than five times faster than my
>> computer.
>
>Heheheh... What if you were to buy a 2.4 GHz phone?
Hedey Lamarr would cycle more rapidly in her grave.
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> This year for christmas I got a new 900 MHz cordless phone.
>
> Now I'm forced to go out and replace my Pentium 166, since I
> can't have a phone that is more than five times faster than my
> computer.
>
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