Man (to doctor): "Doc, for all the good those suppositories did
me -- I might as well have shoved them up my ass!"
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Blonde Highway Patrol Person: Give me your driver's license.
Blonde Driver: What's that?
BHPP: It's a rectangular thing with your picture on it.
Blonde Driver: (Fumbling in her purse, she takes out a small square
compact and opens the mirror and looks in.) Here it is.
The driver hands the compact to the Highway Patrol person, who opens it
up and looks in the mirror.
Highway Patrol Person: Oh, I didn't realize you were a cop -- go ahead
on your way!
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If everybody's vulnerable and has nothing on, you'd better get a rubber.