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Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack

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Dec 6, 2009, 3:00:12 AM12/6/09
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Before I do something to bust up your money con, does Susie and
Tater with their racist talk represent you or they associated with you
in any way? Because I have the notion that you lead this particular pack and
I need to hear what your agenda is. Trying to make a Super NES KKK or something?
I don't deal in bits if that's the case.

Sad that the Church of the Subgenius has sunk so low. so very, very low.
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Rev. Susie the Floozie

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Dec 6, 2009, 3:07:44 AM12/6/09
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Who do you mean, idiots like us who can spell "represent" correctly?

And stop trying to paint me with a racist paintbrush, dickbreath. If I
had crossposted it and if you had been a regular visitor here, you'd
KNOW that the "Monkey Dance" is what the kooks here do when they reach
maximum manic overload and totally lose their shit.

YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ALT.SLACK. After
all your posturing, you just now showed you didn't know the MONKEY
DANCE!!!

Hey, you ever hear about this "Bob" guy? Maybe we should have an
entrance exam.

ewl

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Dec 6, 2009, 3:09:07 AM12/6/09
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On Dec 6, 3:00 am, Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack

<bals...@aol.com> wrote:
> Before I do something to bust up your money con, does Susie and
> Tater with their racist talk represent you or they associated with you
> in any way? Because I have the notion that you lead this particular pack and
> I need to hear what your agenda is. Trying to make a Super NES KKK or something?
> I don't deal in bits if that's the case.
>

Oh NO! HE'S REPORTING US TO STANG!!!! WHAT WILL WE DO????!!!!

Rev. Susie the Floozie

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Dec 6, 2009, 3:11:24 AM12/6/09
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Gee, and me without a throwdown weapon...

Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack

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Dec 6, 2009, 3:12:14 AM12/6/09
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So you know I'm a black guy and you wanna break out a monkey routine anyway.
Fuck you on just on that basis, stupid ass bitch. I should beat your stupid
ass, but I'm better than that.

ewl

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Dec 6, 2009, 3:16:17 AM12/6/09
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On Dec 6, 3:12 am, Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack

<bals...@aol.com> wrote:
> On Sun, 6 Dec 2009 00:07:44 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Susie the Floozie"
>
> <revsusiethefloo...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >Who do you mean, idiots like us who can spell "represent" correctly?
>
> >And stop trying to paint me with a racist paintbrush, dickbreath. If I
> >had crossposted it and if you had been a regular visitor here, you'd
> >KNOW that the "Monkey Dance" is what the kooks here do when they reach
> >maximum manic overload and totally lose their shit.
>
> >YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ALT.SLACK. After
> >all your posturing, you just now showed you didn't know the MONKEY
> >DANCE!!!
>
> >Hey, you ever hear about this "Bob" guy? Maybe we should have an
> >entrance exam.
>
> So you know I'm a black guy and you wanna break out a monkey routine anyway.
> Fuck you on just on that basis, stupid ass bitch. I should beat your stupid
> ass, but I'm better than that.
> --

Boy, you're really quick with the race card, aren't you you pussy?
Does that really work for you? Somebody says something that hurts your
feelings and you call him a racist?

Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack

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Dec 6, 2009, 3:18:41 AM12/6/09
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Susie is a him? Yeah, when "Susie" knows the context of what she's saying,
yeah, she's a fucking racist. She knows what she means.

ewl

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Dec 6, 2009, 3:20:29 AM12/6/09
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On Dec 6, 3:18 am, Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack
Well why don't you go home and cry to your mommy you despicable little
troll.

Rev. Susie the Floozie

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Dec 6, 2009, 3:20:55 AM12/6/09
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On Dec 6, 3:00 am, Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack

<bals...@aol.com> wrote:
> Before I do something to bust up your money con, does Susie and
> Tater with their racist talk represent you or they associated with you
> in any way?

Since you want to get UGLY (Ha! make something of THAT, you thin-
skinned crybaby!), here it is, for all your junkie crackhead friends
to see...

******The Monkey Dance!********

One by one we've made them prance--

WE MADE THE KOOK DO THE MONKEY DANCE!!

Waddling tubs with wads in their pants

WE MADE THE KOOK DO THE MONKEY DANCE!!

Any idiot who took his chance

WE MADE THE KOOK DO THE MONKEY DANCE!!

White or black or fags from France

WE MADE THE KOOK DO THE MONKEY DANCE!!

Congratulations to "Sob Lyfer", our MILLIONTH MONKEY-DANCE KOOK!!!

Keep those nifty moves flyin'. "Sob"!

***********

NOTE (have someone read this to you): I'm not a racist, a drunk, nor
am I hot for your innie dick--you know NOTHING about ME, you know
NOTHING about alt.slack, and you know NOTHING about the Church of the
SubGenius.

Gee, look at the time...it's after 3am--isn't it time for you to suck
some wino dick to buy tomorrow ROBitussin?

Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack

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Dec 6, 2009, 3:27:57 AM12/6/09
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It seems like you're the one doing the monkey dance, stupid.

ewl

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Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack

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Dec 6, 2009, 3:34:18 AM12/6/09
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Yes, keep dancing your racism out. Thank you.

ewl

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Dec 6, 2009, 3:37:57 AM12/6/09
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On Dec 6, 3:34 am, Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack
pussy

Rev.SusietheFloozie

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Dec 6, 2009, 3:40:51 AM12/6/09
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On Dec 6, 3:37 am, ewl <e...@drlobotomy.net> wrote:

> pussy

Now THAT's SEXIST!!! Oh, I'm SO OFFENDED! Ooh!!

Rev.SusietheFloozie

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Dec 6, 2009, 3:43:37 AM12/6/09
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The crackhead's RIGHT! LoBotomy, you towel-coifed Baha'i loon, your
prejudices must be MILITANTLY SMASHED!!!

ewl

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Dec 6, 2009, 3:43:49 AM12/6/09
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On Dec 6, 3:40 am, "Rev.SusietheFloozie" <susieflo...@gmail.com>
wrote:

> On Dec 6, 3:37 am, ewl <e...@drlobotomy.net> wrote:
>
> > pussy
>
> Now THAT's SEXIST!!! Oh, I'm SO OFFENDED! Ooh!!

dickhead

ewl

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Dec 6, 2009, 3:46:06 AM12/6/09
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On Dec 6, 3:43 am, "Rev.SusietheFloozie" <susieflo...@gmail.com>
wrote:

> The crackhead's RIGHT! LoBotomy, you towel-coifed Baha'i loon, your
> prejudices must be MILITANTLY SMASHED!!!

Well I think I would have scandalized any Baha'is who might have been
looking in. I'm not a very good Baha'i.

Rev.SusietheFloozie

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Dec 6, 2009, 3:47:00 AM12/6/09
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*gasp* You--you PENISIST!!!

I'm calling the ATF!!!

ewl

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Dec 6, 2009, 3:48:23 AM12/6/09
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On Dec 6, 3:47 am, "Rev.SusietheFloozie" <susieflo...@gmail.com>

wrote:
> On Dec 6, 3:43 am, ewl <e...@drlobotomy.net> wrote:
>
> > On Dec 6, 3:40 am, "Rev.SusietheFloozie" <susieflo...@gmail.com>
> > wrote:
>
> > > On Dec 6, 3:37 am, ewl <e...@drlobotomy.net> wrote:
>
> > > > pussy
>
> > > Now THAT's SEXIST!!! Oh, I'm SO OFFENDED! Ooh!!
>
> > dickhead
>
> *gasp* You--you PENISIST!!!
>
> I'm calling the ATF!!!

Alcohol, tobacco and fire arms??

Dr. Phineas J. Martian

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Dec 6, 2009, 3:52:44 AM12/6/09
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On Dec 6, 12:20 am, "Rev. Susie the Floozie"

Lookie Susie do the Offended Fattie dance.

Rev. Diva Schematic

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Dec 6, 2009, 4:55:00 AM12/6/09
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ewl wrote:
> On Dec 6, 3:12 am, Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack
> <bals...@aol.com> wrote:
>> On Sun, 6 Dec 2009 00:07:44 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Susie the Floozie"
>>
>> <revsusiethefloo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> Who do you mean, idiots like us who can spell "represent" correctly?
>>> And stop trying to paint me with a racist paintbrush, dickbreath. If I
>>> had crossposted it and if you had been a regular visitor here, you'd
>>> KNOW that the "Monkey Dance" is what the kooks here do when they reach
>>> maximum manic overload and totally lose their shit.
>>> YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ALT.SLACK. After
>>> all your posturing, you just now showed you didn't know the MONKEY
>>> DANCE!!!
>>> Hey, you ever hear about this "Bob" guy? Maybe we should have an
>>> entrance exam.
>> So you know I'm a black guy and you wanna break out a monkey routine anyway.
>> Fuck you on just on that basis, stupid ass bitch. I should beat your stupid
>> ass, but I'm better than that.

We don't care that you're black. Annoying cunts come in all colours and
we're perfectly happy to slap down any of them.

Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack

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Dec 6, 2009, 4:57:21 AM12/6/09
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Too bad you ain't done it yet, cunt. Try slapping me bitch. Watch what the
fuck happens to your ugly ass face.

Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack

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Dec 6, 2009, 5:00:28 AM12/6/09
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Fuck that fat bitch yo.

Dr. Phineas J. Martian

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Dec 6, 2009, 5:20:03 AM12/6/09
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On Dec 6, 2:00 am, Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack
> Rob Cypherhttp://robcypher.livejournal.comhttp://www.myspace.com/robcyphercollectivehttp://www.facebook.com/robcypherhttp://www.youtube.com/robcypherhttp://www.twitter.com/robcypher

you do that. you could use a good disease.

Rev. Diva Schematic

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Dec 6, 2009, 5:35:21 AM12/6/09
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I don't need to, everyone else here has that covered.
What I do is have you plonked. So I don't usually have to read anything
you write. You're an attention whore.

Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack

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Dec 6, 2009, 6:08:17 AM12/6/09
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Got 'em and killed 'em with a pill, if you really wanted to know that. ;p

Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack

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Dec 6, 2009, 6:45:45 AM12/6/09
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On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 10:35:21 +0000, "Rev. Diva Schematic"
<divasc...@googlemail.com> wrote:

PLAY PUSSY, GET FUCKED

Nicko

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Dec 6, 2009, 7:32:23 AM12/6/09
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On Dec 6, 4:35 am, "Rev. Diva Schematic"

I think it's hilariously sad that you reply to someone on your
killfile. What the fuck?

--
YOP...

Rev. Diva Schematic

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Dec 6, 2009, 7:57:17 AM12/6/09
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here:


Aw da ickle baby attention whore is upset.

Rev. Diva Schematic

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Dec 6, 2009, 7:58:00 AM12/6/09
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It's very hard to ignore people in my killfile if other people, not in
my killfile, continue to reply to him.

Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack

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Dec 6, 2009, 8:08:51 AM12/6/09
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And thus you are fucked with your own logic. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rev. Diva Schematic

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Dec 6, 2009, 8:15:40 AM12/6/09
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No I just need to find an option which kills whole threads started by a
particular user. Hardly fucked. Before today I just didn't read any
threads which started with a "re:", but when you go around accusing
people of something which isn't true, you deserve to be called a cunt.

ewl

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On Dec 6, 3:00 am, Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack

<bals...@aol.com> wrote:
> Before I do something to bust up your money con, does Susie and
> Tater with their racist talk represent you or they associated with you
> in any way? Because I have the notion that you lead this particular pack and
> I need to hear what your agenda is. Trying to make a Super NES KKK or something?
> I don't deal in bits if that's the case.
>
> Sad that the Church of the Subgenius has sunk so low. so very, very low.
> --
You're reporting to the wrong guy. Stang is just a secretary. The guy
you want is J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. You should report directly to him.

Rev. Susie the Floozie

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Dec 6, 2009, 10:05:13 AM12/6/09
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Hey, you living link sausage! Can you click on this one, or are you
stuck to your flophouse floor in a thickening pool of spilled cough
syrup and vomit??

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.religion.scientology/msg/6c76c3d7b8095e61

All you have to do is a search under "dance, monkey, dance" and you
could see for yourself the prior uses of the term--but NOOOOooo,
crying "racism" is the only thing you want to do, because it's EASY.
Your laziness does not make me a racist, chum. You gotta dig deeper.

We simply don't like you because of the color of your *asshole*.

IT'S PINK. Just like the rest of you--and with you, from the very top
of your head to the tips of your nasty toes, it's *asshole* all the
way down---100% PINK, flexing sphincter..

PINK.You think it's some racist term? Do you even KNOW that term?
Because it's a SubGenius term, and you seem to know nothing about the
very group you chose to attack. (You probably chose "alt.slack"
because it's so short and easy for even YOU to type.)

With SubGenius, PINK goes deeper than the mere skin surface, you
goddamned amateur. You're a case in point, making my argument for me.
Pink. PINK. ***PINK***. As in:

Not black. Not white.
Not US. Not RIGHT.
PINK. PINK. PINK.

Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack

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Dec 6, 2009, 10:25:10 AM12/6/09
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I shouldn't have to look at your past history to understand when you're
insulting me out of social context, you stupid whore. Go electrocute yourself
on a train track, or at least try to, you goddamn retard. Wait around on it and
see what happens. Dumb dee dumb dumb.

Rev. Diva Schematic

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Dec 6, 2009, 10:30:27 AM12/6/09
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You're an idiot.

ewl

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On Dec 6, 10:25 am, Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack

<bals...@aol.com> wrote:
> On Sun, 6 Dec 2009 07:05:13 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Susie the Floozie"
>
>
>
> <revsusiethefloo...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >Hey, you living link sausage! Can you click on this one, or are you
> >stuck to your flophouse floor in a thickening pool of spilled cough
> >syrup and vomit??
>
> >http://groups.google.com/group/alt.religion.scientology/msg/6c76c3d7b...

>
> >All you have to do is a search under "dance, monkey, dance" and you
> >could see for yourself the prior uses of the term--but NOOOOooo,
> >crying "racism" is the only thing you want to do, because it's EASY.
> >Your laziness does not make me a racist, chum. You gotta dig deeper.
>
> >We simply don't like you because of the color of your *asshole*.
>
> >IT'S PINK. Just like the rest of you--and with you, from the very top
> >of your head to the tips of your nasty toes, it's *asshole* all the
> >way down---100% PINK, flexing sphincter..
>
> >PINK.You think it's some racist term?  Do you even KNOW that term?
> >Because it's a SubGenius term, and you seem to know nothing about the
> >very group you chose to attack. (You probably chose "alt.slack"
> >because it's so short and easy for even YOU to type.)
>
> >With SubGenius, PINK goes deeper than the mere skin surface, you
> >goddamned amateur. You're a case in point, making my argument for me.
> >Pink. PINK. ***PINK***. As in:
>
> >Not black. Not white.
> >Not US. Not RIGHT.
> >PINK. PINK. PINK.
>
> I shouldn't have to look at your past history to understand when you're
> insulting me out of social context, you stupid whore. Go electrocute yourself
> on a train track, or at least try to, you goddamn retard. Wait around on it and
> see what happens. Dumb dee dumb dumb.

You sound just like all the other kooks who post here. You're nothing
new. You're just less manly than they are. Here, bend over so I can
STICK THIS UP YOUR ASS!!

Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack

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Dec 6, 2009, 10:39:25 AM12/6/09
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Yes, let's forget to repute the point I was making. Suck my dick.

Tater Gumfries

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Dec 6, 2009, 10:40:20 AM12/6/09
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On Dec 6, 1:12 am, Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack
<bals...@aol.com> wrote:

> So you know I'm a black guy

No, you ain't. And what's with this claim of racism? Even if you were
a black man, when did Susie or Tater ever make any racist comments?

Tater

Rev. Diva Schematic

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Dec 6, 2009, 10:46:06 AM12/6/09
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The point you were making is not a point. You were not insulted in a
social context. You're pink.

Radix Lecti Artemia Salina

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Dec 6, 2009, 10:58:13 AM12/6/09
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On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 00:09:07 -0800, ewl wrote:

> On Dec 6, 3:00 am, Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack <bals...@aol.com>


> wrote:
>> Before I do something to bust up your money con, does Susie and Tater
>> with their racist talk represent you or they associated with you in any
>> way? Because I have the notion that you lead this particular pack and I
>> need to hear what your agenda is. Trying to make a Super NES KKK or
>> something? I don't deal in bits if that's the case.
>>
>>

> Oh NO! HE'S REPORTING US TO STANG!!!! WHAT WILL WE DO????!!!!


Send $10 to Stang.

--
Artemia Salina: President of the Timothy Treadwell Memorial Petting Zoo

Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack

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Dec 6, 2009, 11:07:02 AM12/6/09
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On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:46:06 +0000, "Rev. Diva Schematic"
<divasc...@googlemail.com> wrote:

So's your eye when I bust it for calling me a monkey, ho.

Rev. Susie the Floozie

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Dec 6, 2009, 11:07:33 AM12/6/09
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On Dec 6, 10:39 am, Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack

<bals...@aol.com> wrote:
> On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:30:27 +0000, "Rev. Diva Schematic"

> >You're an idiot.


>
> Yes, let's forget to repute the point I was making. Suck my dick.

!!!! Hahahaha!

"Repute."

Rev. Diva Schematic

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Dec 6, 2009, 11:13:13 AM12/6/09
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I've never called you a monkey, idiot.
I've called you a cunt, and an idiot.

Tater Gumfries

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Dec 6, 2009, 11:23:53 AM12/6/09
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On Dec 6, 9:07 am, Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack

<bals...@aol.com> wrote:
> On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:46:06 +0000, "Rev. Diva Schematic"
>
>
>
> <divaschema...@googlemail.com> wrote:
> >Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack wrote:
> >> On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:30:27 +0000, "Rev. Diva Schematic"
> >> <divaschema...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>
> >>> Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack wrote:
> >>>> On Sun, 6 Dec 2009 07:05:13 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Susie the Floozie"
> >>>> <revsusiethefloo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >>>>> Hey, you living link sausage! Can you click on this one, or are you
> >>>>> stuck to your flophouse floor in a thickening pool of spilled cough
> >>>>> syrup and vomit??
>
> >>>>>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.religion.scientology/msg/6c76c3d7b...

Talkin like a stupid rap gangster don't make you black, and it don't
make you tough and it sure don't make you smart. You can't punch
someone through a computer screen. Hell, boy, you can't even get it
together long enough to track someone down and get over there and
punch him.

You're impotent. You're ineffective. You're pink from the bottom to
the top.

Tater

Toilet Peppermint Wonderland

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Dec 6, 2009, 11:35:45 AM12/6/09
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On Dec 6, 4:00 pm, Rob Cypher - Conqueror of alt.slack
<bals...@aol.com> wrote:
<BLAH BLAH>

If I want idiots like you to die a long miserable and painful death,
is that racist? If yes, then I am racist.

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