Mark Brader:
> These questions were written to be asked in Toronto on 2014-10-27,
> and should be interpreted accordingly... For further information
> see my 2014-09-15 companion posting on "Questions from the
> Canadian Inquisition (QFTCI*)".
> * Game 6, Round 4 - Canadiana - Yeah, They Said it
> Canadian politics produces its share of bon and not-so-bon mots.
> We'll give you a quote and a clue about circumstances and/or the
> type of person speaking; you give the person's name.
This was the easiest round in the original game.
> 1. "An election is no time to discuss serious issues."
> Soon-to-be-defeated PM.
Kim Campbell.
> 2. "Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription."
> Ambiguous campaign promise to Quebeckers in advance of a
> World War.
Prime Minister William Lyon Mackenzie King.
> 3. "I don't know... a proof is a proof. What kind of a proof?
> It's a proof. A proof is a proof, and when you have a good
> proof, it's because it's proven." Prime minister.
Jean Chrétien. 4 for Joshua. 2 for Peter.
> 4. "Pass the tequila, Sheila, and lie down and love me again."
> Colorful minister talking publicly about Liberal opposition
> member Sheila Copps.
John Crosbie.
> 5. "What the hell do I want to go to a place like Mombasa?
> Snakes just scare the hell out of me. I'm sort of scared
> about going there, but the wife is really nervous. I just see
> myself in a pot of boiling water with all these natives dancing
> around me." Toronto politician.
Mel Lastman.
Lastman was Toronto's previous most infamously buffoonish rightist
populist mayor, before Rob Ford raised that bar to a whole new
level; but I did think he got a bum rap when people disposed to
find others racist thought they'd done so here. He was just being
self-deprecating. Some other politicians had wanted to spend public
money to send him to some sort of international conference, and he
was looking for a humorous way to say that he was too ignorant of
other countries to be able to contribute, so he chose to express
that ignorance by deliberately using an outdated stereotype.
On the other hand, it was politically stupid of him not to anticipate
the controversy that followed, so:
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> 6. "It's the story of a place called Mouseland. They even had
> a parliament. And every 4 years they had an election. And on
> election day all the little mice used to go to the ballot box
> and they used to elect a government -- a government made up of
> big, fat, black cats." Prairie premier and political reformer.
T.C. "Tommy" Douglas (cf. Game 4, Round 10). 4 for Joshua.
> 7. "There's no place for the state in the bedrooms of the nation."
> Prime minister.
Pierre Trudeau. 4 for Joshua and Dan Blum. 3 for Pete.
> 8. "It's true, it's true that we have been defeated, but basically
> by what? By money and the ethnic vote, essentially." Bitter
> separatist.
Jacques Parizeau.
> 9. "Vive le Québec libre!" A world leader overstays his Canadian
> welcome.
Charles de Gaulle. 4 for Joshua, Björn, Erland, Dan Tilque, and Pete.
> 10. "My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better
> than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be
> loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world."
> A politician's last public words.
Jack Layton. 4 for Dan Blum and Peter.
> * Game 6, Round 6 - Geography - Rivers, Just Rivers
> 1. Which North American river flows downstream through Bismarck,
> then Sioux City, then Omaha?
Missouri. 4 for Dan Blum, Marc, Bruce, Dan Tilque, and Pete.
> 2. Which river flows downstream from Fargo through Winnipeg?
Red. 4 for Joshua, Marc, Bruce, and Dan Tilque.
> 3. Which river rises in Jasper National Park and flows through
> Fort McMurray?
Athabasca.
> 4. Which river flows into the Pacific Ocean at Astoria, Oregon,
> and has the Snake River as its largest tributary?
Columbia. 4 for Joshua, Dan Blum, Marc, Bruce, Erland, Dan Tilque,
and Pete.
> 5. Switching continents, what is the main river of Ukraine?
> It flows through Kiev and into the Black Sea?
Dnieper. 4 for Joshua, Marc, Erland, Pete, and Calvin. 3 for
Dan Tilque. 2 for Dan Blum.
> 6. What is the main river of Poland, passing through Krakow and
> Warsaw before flowing into Gdansk Bay?
Vistula. 4 for Dan Blum, Björn, and Erland.
> 7. What is the main river of Glasgow, Scotland, historically
> important for trade and shipbuilding?
Clyde. 4 for Bruce, Peter, and Calvin.
> 8. What is the main river of Newcastle, England, also historically
> important for trade and shipbuilding?
Tyne. 4 for Marc, Bruce, Peter, Erland, Dan Tilque, Pete, and Calvin.
As Marc noted, the city's full name of Newcastle-upon-Tyne might
have been a hint here.
> 9. Which river rises on the Tibetan plateau and passes two nations'
> capitals: Vientiane (Laos) and Phnom Penh (Cambodia)?
Mekong. 4 for Joshua, Marc, Erland, Dan Tilque, and Pete.
3 for Calvin.
> 10. Which river, also rising on the Tibetan plateau, is Pakistan's
> major river, reaching the Arabian Sea south of Karachi?
Indus. 4 for Joshua, Erland, Dan Tilque, and Pete. 3 for Dan Blum.
Scores, if there are no errors:
GAME 6 ROUNDS-> 2 3 4 6 TOTALS
TOPICS-> Sci Ent Can Geo
Joshua Kreitzer 32 40 16 20 108
Dan Blum 38 24 8 17 87
Dan Tilque 36 4 4 27 71
Marc Dashevsky 24 20 0 24 68
Bruce Bowler 20 12 0 20 52
Peter Smyth 28 8 6 8 50
Erland Sommarskog 16 0 4 24 44
Rob Parker 31 0 -- -- 31
Pete Gayde -- -- 7 24 31
Jason Kreitzer 0 20 -- -- 20
"Calvin" -- -- 0 15 15
Björn Lundin 3 0 4 4 11
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