Mark Brader:
> These questions were written to be asked in Toronto on 2014-11-03,
> and should be interpreted accordingly... For further information
> see my 2014-09-15 companion posting on "Questions from the
> Canadian Inquisition (QFTCI*)".
> Game 7, Round 2 - History - Cartoon Canon
> Here's a round of cartoon panels by the eclectic science/history
> cartoonist Larry Gonick. Answer these questions about the
> following:
>
http://www.eskimo.com/~scs/msb/7-2/gonick.pdf
> (All the cartoons are single panels. For newsgroup purposes I have
> rearranged the questions in picture order. Again, there were no
> decoys in this game.)
> 1. Picture A depicts the denouement of which war?
The Hundred Years' War. 4 for Peter, Calvin, Rob, Joshua, Jason,
Dan Blum, Dan Tilque, Marc, and Erland.
> 2. Picture B. Name the Roman Emperor who ruled for 41 years
> starting in 27 BC.
Augustus (or Octavian). 4 for Peter, Rob, Joshua, Marc, Björn,
Erland, and Pete.
> 3. Picture C. The man pictured circa 570 is a cousin of which
> major historical figure?
Mohammed. 4 for Peter, Calvin, Rob, Joshua, Dan Blum, Dan Tilque,
Björn, Erland, and Pete.
> 4. Picture D. Circa 164 BC, who were the historically influential
> Jewish purists who took control of Jerusalem? Today an Israeli
> athletic competition and many sporting teams are named after
> them.
Maccabees. 4 for Peter, Calvin, Rob, Joshua, Jason, Dan Blum,
Dan Tilque, Marc, and Pete.
> 5. Picture E is about an illustrious king of France who sold
> Montreal to the Catholic Church in the 1660s, in one of his
> first acts as monarch. Which king?
Louis XIV. 4 for Calvin, Joshua, Dan Blum, Dan Tilque, Björn,
Erland, and Pete. 3 for Peter.
(Giggles for the misspelling as "Louise", which is strictly feminine
in English as well as French.)
> 6. Picture F. Circa 206 BC, name the dynasty whose beginnings
> are depicted. It would last for 400 years.
Han. 4 for Dan Blum and Erland. 3 for Calvin.
> 7. Circa 540 BC, name the historical figure depicted in picture G.
Buddha. 4 for Peter, Rob, Joshua, Jason, Dan Blum, Dan Tilque,
Marc, Björn, Erland, and Pete.
> 8. Depicted in Picture H, King Felipe II, battled Protestants in
> two countries in the 16th century. Name either country that
> he was king of.
The expected answers were Spain and the Netherlands, but he was
also king of Portugal. Castile lost its separate existence in the
previous century, though. 4 for Peter, Calvin (the hard way), Rob
(also the hard way), Joshua, Dan Blum, Marc, Erland, and Pete.
> 9. In Picture I, Pope Alexander VI negotiated a New World agreement,
> basically giving the West Indies to one country and the East
> Indies to another. Name either.
Spain (West Indies), Portugal (East Indies). 4 for Rob, Joshua,
Dan Blum, Dan Tilque, Marc, Björn, and Erland (the hard way).
2 for Calvin.
> 10. Picture J. In case you thought WW2 was a fluke, the French
> surrender-monkeys let the Germans walk into Paris in the
> 19th century too. Within two years, when did the nascent
> German/Prussian nation begin occupying the City of Lights?
1871 (accepting 1869-73). 4 for Joshua, Dan Blum, Dan Tilque, Marc,
Björn, Erland, and Pete. 2 for Calvin.
I'm sure everyone understood that the wording here was jocular, but
since I happen to have been reading about this recently, I'll point
out that the French surrendered only after Paris had been encircled
and besieged for over 4 months, causing great hardship due to shortage
of food. The Germans eventually forced a surrender by resorting to
attacks against civilians -- i.e. shooting artillery into the city.
One other notable point: since radio had not yet been invented,
conventional communications between the city and the rest of the
country (including the government, which had fled to Toulouse) were
completely impossible. But the Parisians overcame this by building
balloons to carry letters out of the city; railway stations, being
temporarily out of business, provided suitable premises for the work.
The city had adequate reserves of coal gas and (as was common in
19th-century ballooning), this was used as the lifting gas; it's
flammable, toxic, and not as light as hydrogen or helium, but it
was also cheap.
Balloon flights inward were more dangerous because of the uncertainty
of the wind direction, and were only tried once or twice. Instead,
a balloon was used to send a microfilm camera out of the city, and
thereafter, inward messages were microfilmed and delivered to the
city by carrier pigeon. Each message was sent in several copies to
improve the chance that at least one would arrive; this mostly worked.
> Game 7, Round 3 - Entertainment - Network TV? What's That?
> Unless you're a fan of loud laugh tracks and acronyms like CSI
> and NCIS, there's not much on network TV for you these days.
> The action's all on HBO and Showtime and FX and AMC. And if you
> come up empty on cable, there's always Netflix and Internet series.
> Here's a round on alternative TV. In each case, name the series.
Who wrote this round? We don't even get Showtime here.
> 1. The show that ignited the first-run cable renaissance, its
> characters included Big Pussy, Uncle Junior, and Pauly Walnuts.
"The Sopranos". 4 for Peter, Calvin, Joshua, Jason, Dan Blum,
Marc, and Pete.
> 2. Our favorite chemistry teacher turned anti-hero preferred to
> do his dirty work under the pseudonym Heisenberg.
"Breaking Bad". 4 for Peter, Calvin, Joshua, Dan Blum, Dan Tilque,
Marc, Björn, and Pete.
> 3. Mandy Patinkin played Death -- or rather the manager in charge
> of a group of Death recruits -- in this series about the
> afterlife of a girl killed by a toilet seat from the space
> station Mir. Name the single-season Showtime series.
"Dead like Me".
> 4. Nick Stahl was a Depression-era vagrant with visions of mushroom
> clouds, who signed on as a carny. Name that single-season,
> singularly weird HBO series.
"Carnivàle". As Peter noted, it actually ran for 2 seasons.
4 for Peter and Joshua.
> 5. Kevin Spacey plays murderously ambitious Vice President Frank
> Underwood in this groundbreaking made-for-Netflix series.
"House of Cards". 4 for Peter, Calvin, Joshua, Jason, Dan Blum,
Marc, Björn, and Pete.
No, "groundbreaking" is not a word usually associated with remakes.
Perhaps the question-setter was referring to the mode of distribution
rather than, y'know, the actual series. (I haven't seen it -- so
while he might say that, I couldn't possibly comment.)
> 6. Jessica Lange played different characters in each of the first
> 3 seasons of this macabre anthology series that kick-started
> independent production on the FX network.
"American Horror Story". 4 for Peter, Joshua, Jason, and Dan Blum.
> 7. President Obama's favorite TV series is this Showtime production
> (airing on Superchannel in Canada), starring Claire Danes as
> a bipolar FBI agent engaged in the war on terror.
"Homeland". 4 for Peter, Calvin, Joshua, Dan Blum, Marc, and Pete.
> 8. The next most acclaimed series produced specifically for Netflix
> is about life in a women's prison.
"Orange is the New Black". 4 for Peter, Joshua, Jason, Dan Blum,
Marc, Björn, and Pete.
> 9. This ostensibly educational web-series -- which originated on
> the web site
funnyordie.com -- sees comedians drink prodigious
> amounts of liquor and then give garbled accounts of historical
> events. Famous actors do their best to act out the stories
> as described.
"Drunk History". 4 for Joshua. 3 for Dan Blum.
> 10. Jerry Seinfeld became pop culturally relevant again with this
> hit web-based series that combined his love of cars with his
> love of comedy.
"Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee". 4 for Joshua and Dan Blum.
3 for Pete.
Scores, if there are no errors:
ROUNDS-> 2 3 TOTALS
TOPICS-> His Ent
Joshua Kreitzer 36 36 72
Dan Blum 36 31 67
Peter Smyth 27 28 55
Pete Gayde 28 23 51
Marc Dashevsky 28 20 48
"Calvin" 27 16 43
Björn Lundin 24 12 36
Erland Sommarskog 36 0 36
Dan Tilque 28 4 32
Jason Kreitzer 12 16 28
Rob Parker 28 0 28
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Mark Brader | It's practically impossible to keep two separate databases
Toronto | in step for any length of time. That's true even when one
m...@vex.net | of the "databases" is reality itself. -- Andrew Koenig