Mark Brader:
> These questions were written to be asked in Toronto on 2016-05-16,
> and should be interpreted accordingly... For further information
> see my 2016-05-31 companion posting on "Questions from the Canadian
> Inquisition (QFTCI*)".
> I wrote one of these rounds.
That was the geography round. In the original game, it was tied
with the current-events round for being the easiest.
> * Game 1, Round 7 - Science - Flatulence will Get You Nowhere
> This round concerns flatulence, also known as farting, cutting the
> cheese, windiness -- and, most delightfully, trumping. And who
> among us does not enjoy a good fart joke?
> 1. Farts are normally 99% composed of non-smelly gases such as
> oxygen, nitrogen, and carbon dioxide. The remaining 1% consists
> largely of what malodorous compound?
Hydrogen sulfide (H2S). 4 for Peter, Erland, and Stephen.
> 2. Farting is not to be confused with "eructation". What is *that*
> phenomenon commonly known as?
Belching or burping. 4 for Peter, Stephen, Dan Blum, Pete,
Dan Tilque, Calvin, and Bruce.
> 3. Some of the gases present in farts are flammable, although not
> all humans produce them. The flammable gases are specifically
> hydrogen and what greenhouse gas?
Methane. 4 for Björn, Peter, Erland, Stephen, Dan Blum, Dan Tilque,
and Bruce. 3 for Calvin.
> 4. In 2011, the Minister of Justice in a southern African country
> proposed making public farting illegal. Name the country.
Malawi. 4 for Stephen.
Everybody else guessed Zimbabwe, or Zimbabwe and another country.
Is there something I don't know going on?
> 5. This country, a signatory to the Kyoto Protocol, proposed a "fart
> tax" to address its uniquely high proportion of methane emissions
> from livestock compared to other sources. What country is this?
New Zealand. 4 for Stephen. 3 for Calvin.
Dan Tilque complained that this question was off-topic because,
he says, "methane from cattle mostly comes out their mouth".
> 6. The ability to fart at will has been used to entertain for
> centuries. It is referenced as early as the fifth century\ AD
> in a certain saintly work. Name *either* the work or the author.
"The City of God", St. Augustine (of Hippo). 4 for Björn, Peter,
Stephen, and Dan Blum. 2 for Calvin.
> 7. The sound made by flatulence depends on what configuration of
> the acoustic orifice? Hint: the same word also refers to the way
> brass and woodwind players apply the mouth to their instrument,
> so that it pertains to both flautists and flatulists.
Embouchure. 4 for Stephen. 3 for Pete and Bruce.
> 8. This famous performer of the 19th century did flatulence
> impressions. Some of the highlights of his stage act involved
> sound effects of cannon fire and thunderstorms, as well as
> playing "O Sole Mio" and "La Marseillaise" on an ocarina through
> a rubber tube in his anus. He could also blow out a candle from
> several yards away. Give either his stage name or his real name.
Le Pétomane, Joseph Pujol. 4 for Stephen, Dan Blum, Pete,
and Dan Tilque.
> 9. In 1998, Chester "Buck" Weimer of Pueblo, Colorado, received
> a patent for the first undergarment to contain a replaceable
> charcoal filter. In 2001 this invention won him a prize
> described as honoring "achievements that first make people
> laugh, and then make them think". Name this *prize*, which was
> also formerly described as being for discoveries "that cannot,
> or should not, be reproduced".
Ig Nobel Prize (for Biology). 4 for Peter, Erland, Stephen, Dan Blum,
Dan Tilque, Calvin, and Bruce.
> 10. The slang term "queef" refers to the expulsion of air from
> which organ?
Vagina. I accepted "vulva". 4 for Peter, Stephen, Dan Blum, Pete,
Dan Tilque, and Bruce.
> * Game 1, Round 8 - Geography - North American Suburbs
> As we use the term in this round, a "suburb" is typically a city or
> town that is legally an incorporated municipality, but is not the
> major city in its metropolitan area. Some places that do not meet
> this description will be mentioned explicitly. Note that suburbs
> may lie across a state or provincial boundary from the major city.
> In all cases we are interested in current place names and
> boundaries, or at least, current as of the relevant census date.
> 1. Phoenix has over 1,400,000 residents in the city proper, but it
> also has 5 suburbs that are either adjacent to the city or nearly
> adjacent, and have at least 200,000 people each. Name *any one*
> of these.
Chandler, Gilbert, Glendale, Mesa, Scottsdale. 4 for Stephen,
Dan Blum, Pete, Dan Tilque, and Bruce. 2 for Joshua.
> 2. New York City has about 8,200,000 residents in the 5 boroughs
> that make up the city proper. Its three largest suburbs are
> all adjacent to the city and each have over 190,000 people
> according to the 2010 census. Name *any one* of the three.
> Hint: none of them are east of the city.
Jersey City, Newark, Yonkers. 4 for Stephen, Joshua (the hard way),
Dan Blum, Pete, and Dan Tilque.
> 3. Name the Canadian city whose suburbs include Delta, Richmond,
> and Surrey.
Vancouver. 4 for Stephen, Joshua, Pete, and Dan Tilque.
3 for Dan Blum. 2 for Björn.
> 4. This Canadian city's largest suburb, the District Municipality
> of Saanich, has more population than the city itself. Another
> suburb is Esquimalt. Name the city.
Victoria. 4 for Stephen. 2 for Pete.
> 5. The city of Washington has about 600,000 residents. Its two
> largest suburban communities each have over 100,000 and are
> adjacent to Washington. Like Washington itself, one of the two
> does not actually have the legal status of "city". Name *either*
> one of these two suburbs.
Arlington (county), Alexandria. 4 for Stephen (the hard way), Joshua
(the hard way), Dan Blum, Pete, and Bruce.
> 6. Boston also has about 600,000 residents. Of the suburbs that
> are adjacent to the city, the 5 largest have populations of at
> least 50,000 in the 2010 census. Name *any one* of them.
Brookline, Cambridge, Newton, Quincy, Somerville. 4 for Erland,
Stephen, Joshua, Dan Blum, Pete, and Bruce.
> 7. As of the 2011 census, there are 812,000 people in Ottawa,
> and 242,000 in its largest suburb. Name that suburb.
Gatineau. 4 for Stephen and Dan Tilque.
> 8. As of the 2011 census, Toronto has 2,500,000 residents and has
> 6 suburbs with over 150,000 each. Mississauga is the
> largest by population, with almost 670,000 people; name the
> *second*-largest, with over 430,000.
Brampton. 4 for Dan Tilque.
> 9. Name the US city whose suburbs include Burbank, Glendale,
> Irvine, Pasadena, and Santa Ana.
Los Angeles. 4 for Björn, Peter, Erland, Stephen, Joshua, Dan Blum,
Pete, Dan Tilque, and Bruce.
> 10. Name the US city whose suburbs include Aurora, Cicero, Evanston,
> Gary, and Naperville.
Chicago. 4 for Peter, Erland, Stephen, Joshua, Dan Blum, Pete,
Dan Tilque, and Bruce.
> After completing the round, please decode the rot13:
> If you said "Hull" for the suburb of Ottawa, we need a
> less specific answer. Please substitute one.
Hull was merged into Gatineau in 2002, but we decided to give entrants
a second chance if they forgot this.
Scores, if there are no errors:
ROUNDS-> 2 3 4 6 7 8 BEST
TOPICS-> Can Ent His Spo Sci Geo FOUR
Stephen Perry 24 40 40 36 40 36 156
Joshua Kreitzer 4 24 28 24 0 26 102
Pete Gayde 0 24 12 32 15 30 101
Dan Blum 0 24 24 16 24 27 99
Marc Dashevsky 0 32 20 20 -- -- 72
Dan Tilque 0 12 12 12 20 28 72
Bruce Bowler -- -- 0 28 19 20 67
Jason Kreitzer 0 20 16 12 -- -- 48
Erland Sommarskog -- -- 20 4 12 12 48
Peter Smyth 4 8 8 8 24 8 48
"Calvin" 0 12 10 7 16 0 45
Björn Lundin 0 4 7 0 8 6 25
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