These questions were written to be asked in Toronto on 2015-06-08,
and should be interpreted accordingly.
On each question you may give up to two answers, but if you give
both a right answer and a wrong answer, there is a small penalty.
Please post all your answers in a single followup to the newsgroup,
based only on your own knowledge. (In your answer posting, quote
the questions and place your answer below each one.) I will reveal
the correct answers in about 3 days.
All questions were written by members of Five Guys Named Moe, and
are used here by permission, but have been reformatted and may
have been retyped and/or edited by me. For further information
see my 2015-08-18 companion posting on "Questions from the Canadian
Inquisition (QFTCI*)".
* Game 7, Round 4 - Canadiana Sports - Sour Grapes, or Don Cherry Quotes
1. Who was Don Cherry referring to when he said: "A million
comedians starving to death and you're trying to be one"?
2. Name the former Leafs coach that Don Cherry referred to as
"Napoleon", "arrogant", "pompous", and "a typical American".
This coach was hired in 2008 and fired on 2012-03-08.
3. For this question, we are going to ask you to finish the quote.
In 1989, in reference to Winnipeg Jets assistant coach Alpo
Suhonen, Cherry said: "Alpo? Isn't that a...?" A what?
4. In 2004 Cherry said: "Most of the guys who wear them are
Europeans and French guys. And you cannot have half the league
wear them and half not." What piece of equipment was Cherry
referring to?
5. What sports league was the nationalistic Don Cherry referring
to when he said the following? "The best thing about this game,
there's no Russians or Swedes playing."
6. During the 1998 Olympics in Nagano, a Member of Parliament
complained about seeing too many Canadian flags, and Cherry
responded by saying: "They don't like the Canadian flag.
You know it's funny, they don't want the Canadian flag but they
want our money." What party did the MP who made the complaint
belong to?
7. In October 1991 Don Cherry said: "They don't want our
signs... they don't want our language and then they can't
understand why an 18-year-old kid from Ontario doesn't want to
go there. Get with it." Who was the 18-year-old kid Cherry
was referring to?
8. Name the Russian-born sniper who led the NHL in goal scoring
in the 2008-09 season. Don Cherry said this about him: "I am
predicting somebody's going to get him. And somebody's going to
get him good. There's somebody out there -- some big defenseman
is going to be sitting in the weeds. As he cuts across center
ice, somebody's going to cut him in half."
9. In March 2003 Don Cherry and Ron MacLean had a raucous debate
that lasted an entire segment of "Coach's Corner". Their
argument became a national news story. At one point during
the debate Cherry said: "I hate to see them go it alone.
We have a country that comes to our rescue, and we're just
riding their coattails". What were they arguing about?
10. Don Cherry wore a flamboyant pink jacket to the inauguration
of former Mayor Rob Ford. His remarks inspired "left-wing
pinko" and "bike-riding pinko" buttons. Name the urban-focused
quarterly *magazine* that created the buttons.
* Game 7, Round 6 - Entertainment - The Golden Raspberry Awards
Since 1981, the Golden Raspberry Awards, more familiarly known
as the Razzies, have been recognizing the worst of Hollywood.
1. The first Razzie for Worst Picture went to what 1980 feature
starring Steve Guttenberg, Valerie Perrine, Bruce Jenner,
and the Village People?
2. In 1986, this science-fiction-comedy tied with Prince's "Under
the Cherry Moon" for the Worst Picture Razzie. Starring Lea
Thompson, Tim Robbins, and Jeffrey Jones, it was based on a
Marvel comic book character. Name the movie.
3. In 2005, she brought her Best Actress Oscar for "Monster's Ball"
with her when she accepted her Worst Actress Razzie for the movie
"Catwoman" in person. Name her.
4. In 2010, she accepted her Worst Actress Razzie for the movie
"All About Steve" in person. The next night, she won the best
Actress Oscar for her performance in "The Blind Side". Name her.
5. In 2004, this film became the first in Razzie history to take
home the Razzie equivalent of Oscar's "Big Five" -- Worst
Picture, Worst Actor, Worst Actress, Worst Director, and Worst
Screenplay. The movie's stars, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez,
were additionally cited as Worst Screen Couple. Name the movie.
6. In 2012, this movie starring Adam Sandler, Katie Holmes, Al
Pacino, and David Spade became the first feature in Razzie
history to win every single award for a total of 10. Name the
movie.
7. In 2000, special Razzies were awarded for the Worst Actor and
Worst Actress of the 20th century. Who won Worst Actor of the
Century for his star turns in movies such as "Stop! Or my Mom
will Shoot", "Cobra", "Over the Top", and "Rhinestone"?
8. And who won Worst Actress of the Century, for her performances
in movies such as "Body of Evidence", "Shanghai Surprise", and
"Who's That Girl"?
9. Having won seven Razzies in 1996, this movie was named the Worst
Picture of the Decade in 2000. In 1996 its star, Elizabeth
Berkley, was named both Worst Actress and Worst New Star;
Paul Verhoeven, named Worst Director, became the first person
to accept his Razzie in person. Name the movie.
10. In 2005, this movie got the Razzie for the Worst "Drama" of
Our First 25 Years, and in 2010 it was named the Worst Picture
of the Decade. The movie's screenwriter, J.D. Shapiro, claimed
that its film's star had called the script "the 'Schindler's
List' of science fiction". Name the movie *or* that star.
--
Mark Brader "I can say nothing at this point."
Toronto "Well, you were wrong."
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