These questions were written to be asked in Toronto on 2020-01-27,
and should be interpreted accordingly.
On each question you may give up to two answers, but if you give
both a right answer and a wrong answer, there is a small penalty.
Please post all your answers to the newsgroup in a single followup,
based only on your own knowledge. (In your answer posting, quote
the questions and place your answer below each one.) I will reveal
the correct answers in about 3 days.
All questions were written by members of MI5 and are used here by
permission, but have been reformatted and may have been retyped
and/or edited by me. For further information see my 2019-10-16
companion posting on "Questions from the Canadian Inquisition
(QFTCI*)".
* Game 3 [sic], Round 7 - Canadiana Sports - Curling Terms
We'll define a term used in curling; you name it.
1. A curling competition or tournament.
2. The concentric rings or circles toward which play is directed,
consisting of a 12-foot ring, an 8-foot ring, a 4-foot ring
and a central 2-foot circle.
3. That central circle.
4. At any time during an end, the stone (rock) closest to the
<answer 3>.
5. If a stone is put into motion ("delivered", "thrown", etc.) with
just enough speed to reach the <answer 2> at the distant end --
assuming it doesn't hit anything -- then the player is said to
have thrown it with what? 2 words required.
6. The foot-holds at each end of the ice used when delivering
the stone.
7. A line 33 feet (10 m) from the <answer 6> at each end of the ice.
8. A stone that's just touching the outer edge of the circles when
it stops.
9. The rotation applied to the handle of a stone that causes it
to turn and curl anticlockwise, if the curler is right-handed.
10. The widely used term for the player who determines the strategy
and directs play for the team. This player normally delivers
the last pair of stones for the team in each end.
* Game 3 [sic], Round 8 - Miscellaneous - Pigs
1. Heat oven to 375°F. Unroll one 8 oz. can of Pillsbury
refrigerated crescent rolls and cut into small triangles.
Place one fully cooked cocktail wiener on shortest side of each
triangle; roll up to opposite point. Place, point side down,
on greased cookie sheet. Bake for 11-15 minutes until deep
golden brown; serve with ketchup. What is the porcine name
for what you've just baked?
2. What is the porcine idiom that describes something bought without
first being inspected and thus of unknown authenticity or
quality?
3. In a 1944 movie, who *sang* the Oscar winning-song with these
lyrics?
Would you like to swing on a star,
Carry moonbeams home in a jar,
And be better off than you are,
Or would you rather be a pig?
4. Who *wrote* these lyrics?
Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Living piggy lives.
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives.
5. Name the enormous and oft-kidnapped black Berkshire sow in the
novels of P.G. Wodehouse. She is owned by the doting Lord
Emsworth, who wins many prizes with her in the "Fat Pigs"
class at the local Shropshire Agricultural Show.
6. Arabella Donn, a butcher's daughter, tosses a pig's penis at
a young man. She is sensual, cunning, and randy, and entraps him
into a hopeless marriage by faking pregnancy. Later, she leaves
him for better prospects in Australia. In which depressing
Victorian novel does the pig's penis play such an important role?
7. Name the porcine "Animal Farm" character otherwise known as
Our Leader, Father of All Animals, Terror of Mankind, Protector
of the Sheep-fold, or Ducklings' Friend.
8. Name the porcine character in "Charlotte's Web" on whose behalf
Charlotte the barn spider spins messages such as "Some Pig" to
convince Farmer Zuckerman to spare him from slaughter.
9. What is the porcine term for spending that is intended to
"buy" support for a politician by specifically benefiting that
politician's own constituents?
10. Homer Simpson first meets this pig during the filming of a TV
ad for Krusty the Clown's new burger, the "Clogger". Afterwards,
Krusty orders the pig to be killed. Homer overhears these
orders and decides to adopt the pig -- against Marge's wishes.
Name the pig. Note: we will not accept the answer "Pig":.
--
Mark Brader, Toronto "Dr. Slipher, I have found your Planet X."
m...@vex.net -- Clyde Tombaugh (1906-97), 1930-02-18
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