Mark Brader:
> These questions were written to be asked in Toronto on 2014-09-15,
> and should be interpreted accordingly... For further information
> see my companion posting on "Questions from the Canadian
> Inquisition (QFTCI*)".
> * Game 1, Round 7 - Literature - There Once was a Woman from Venus
> The Lit round this week is on limericks.
> We really hope you don't get sick of it.
> The verse we supply,
> And ask you to provide
> The last word, or a few more, to finish it.
> Well, one of the Lit rounds this week, anyway.
> In its original form this was the easiest round in the game, but
> I've edited it to increase the difficulty just a bit, while still
> hopefully keeping it fun. Anyway, in each case you simply have
> to complete the last line with one or more words as appropriate.
In the original version of the round you were told how many words
were required, but that was problematic for questions #1 and 3, and
as long as I was making the round a bit harder, I decided I might
as well just eliminate the hint. Also, in the original version, on
questions #2, 8, 9, and 10 everything but the last word was supplied.
> 1. There once was a man from Nantucket,
> Who kept all his cash in a bucket --
> Had a daughter named Nan,
> Ran away with a man,
> And as for the bucket, _______.
Nantucket (Nan took it). 4 for Dan, Joshua, Bruce, Jeff, and Rob.
3 for Marc.
> 2. There was an old man of Darjeeling,
> Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing.
> It said on the door,
> "Don't spit on the floor",
> So he stood up and _______.
Spat on the ceiling. (No insult intended to any Darjeelingians, eh?)
4 for Dan, Joshua, Marc, Bruce, Peter, Jason, Jeff, and Rob.
> 3. A wonderful bird is the pelican:
> His beak can hold more than his belly can.
> He can take in his beak
> Enough food for a week
> But damned if I see how the _______.
Helican (hell he can). 4 for Dan, Joshua, Marc, Bruce, Jeff, and Rob.
> 4. There was a young lady of Niger
> Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
> They returned from the ride
> With the lady inside
> And the smile on the _______.
Face of the tiger. 4 for Dan, Joshua, Marc, Bruce, Jeff, and Rob.
> 5. There was a young fellow from Sparta,
> A really magnificent farter.
> On the strength of one bean
> He'd fart "God Save the Queen"
> And Beethoven's _______.
Moonlight Sonata. 4 for Dan, Joshua, Bruce, Jeff, and Rob.
> 6. There once were two people of taste
> Who were beautiful down to the waist.
> So they limited love
> To the regions above
> And thus remained perfectly _______.
Chaste. 4 for Dan, Joshua, Marc, Bruce, Peter, Jason, Jeff, and Rob.
> 7. A man who weighed many an ounce
> Used language I dare not pronounce,
> For a fellow unkind
> Pulled his chair out behind,
> Just to see, so he said, if he'd _______.
Bounce. 4 for Dan, Joshua, Marc, Bruce, Peter, Jeff, and Rob.
> 8. There was a young lady named Bright
> Who could travel much faster than light.
> She departed one day,
> In an Einsteinian way,
> And returned on the _______.
Previous night. 4 for Dan, Joshua, Marc, Bruce, Peter, Jason,
Jeff, and Rob.
> 9. There's a notable family named Stein:
> There's Gertrude and Ep and there's Ein.
> Gert's writing is bunk,
> Ep's sculpture is junk,
> And no one can _______.
Understand Ein. 4 for Dan, Joshua, Marc, Bruce, and Jeff.
> 10. There was a young lady from Crewe
> Whose limerick stopped at _______.
Line 2. 4 for Dan, Joshua, Marc, Bruce, Peter, and Jeff.
The one whose limerick stopped at line 1 was the young man of Verdun.
> * Game 1, Round 8 - Baseball - Not the Major Leagues
Sports - Baseball, that is.
> 1. The closest thing baseball has to a World Cup is the World
> Baseball Classic, a national team competition held every 4 years.
> Which nation is the current world champion?
Dominican Republic. The team they beat in the final was Puerto Rico,
which nobody guessed either.
> 2. Although baseball's origins are unclear, it has existed in
> Canada roughly as long as in the US. The Canadian Baseball
> Hall of Fame is located in which Southern Ontario community?
St. Thomas.
> Questions #3-6 are about the International League, baseball's
> senior minor league, active for over 130 years. It's a AAA
> league, one step below Major League Baseball.
> 3. The International League was in fact international until 2008
> when the Ottawa Lynx moved to become the Lehigh Valley IronPigs.
> But from 1945 to 1960 there were three countries with teams in
> the league; what was the other one?
Cuba. (The Havana Sugar Kings.) 4 for Dan, Bruce, and Jeff.
> 4. In 1946 the Montreal Royals won the league championship and
> then the so-called Little World Series against the American
> Association champion Louisville Colonels. Which famous player
> was the Royals' heroic leader?
Jackie Robinson. 4 for Joshua and Jeff.
> 5. There was a Toronto Maple Leafs franchise until 1967, but then
> it moved. The team kept its association with the Boston Red
> Sox, a relationship that continues to this day. What city do
> they play in now?
Pawtucket, RI. (Pawtucket Red Sox.) 4 for Joshua, Marc, and Jeff.
3 for Dan.
> 6. Some IL teams have achieved fame through pop culture, such as
> the Toledo Mud Hens and the Durham Bulls, but not the Blue Jays'
> current affiliate. Name the Jays' associated AAA franchise --
> city and team name required.
Buffalo Bisons.
> Questions #7-10 are about Japan's Nippon Professional League.
> The NPL may or may not be considered "big league", but the consensus
> is that it's second only to Major League Baseball. Recently several
> of its players have become stars playing for MLB teams.
> 7. Pitcher Yu Darvish's former Japanese team represents the island
> of Hokkaido and is called the Fighters, but the team's full
> name also includes the name of the company that owns them... and
> produces a popular food product. What company is that?
Nippon Ham. (Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters.) 4 for Joshua.
> 8. This Tohoku Rakuten Golden Eagle was the big-money Japanese
> MLB signing for 2014 and he's had early success with the Yankees.
> Name him.
Masahiro Tanaka.
> 9. Most good Japanese players in North America have been pitchers.
> One notable exception is Ichiro Suzuki. But one other Japanese
> outfielder had a long and distinguished American career,
> including being named MVP of the 2009 World Series. Name him.
Hideki Matsui. 4 for Marc.
> 10. This player's entire 20+ year career was with the Yomiuri
> Giants. His 868 career home runs are more than 100 above the
> all-time MLB record. Name him.
Sadaharu Oh. 4 for Joshua, Marc, and Jeff. 3 for Bruce.
As usual, "Oh" would have been sufficient, but adding extra detail
when not requested puts your points at risk.
Scores, if there are no errors:
GAME 1 ROUNDS-> 2 3 4 6 7 8 BEST
TOPICS-> Sci His Lit Can Lit Spo FOUR
Joshua Kreitzer 24 14 28 19 40 16 111
Marc Dashevsky 32 31 8 8 35 12 110
Dan Blum 32 27 8 8 40 7 107
Rob Parker 28 16 23 0 32 0 99
Bruce Bowler 28 8 12 4 40 7 88
Peter Smyth 16 23 12 4 20 0 71
Dan Tilque 32 24 4 0 -- -- 60
Jeff Turner -- -- 0 0 40 16 56
Bj�rn Lundin 8 28 0 4 0 0 40
Pete Gayde 19 14 -- -- -- -- 33
Erland Sommarskog 7 23 -- -- -- -- 30
Jason Kreitzer 12 0 0 4 12 0 28
"Calvin" 21 3 -- -- -- -- 24
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Mark Brader Twas unix and the C++
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And Lisp ran in GNU EMACS.
--Larry Colen (after Lewis Carroll)