P.S. Your deck sucks.
Jesse
Why do all my first dates end like this?
Oh. Sorry.
We can roll with 'foot' if it makes you feel better.
Please, the resemblance of this to a foot is only a momentary
distraction... I will soon craft it into something more brutally
beautiful. Oh Excuse me... my friend Mr Vykos is calling...
Did you expect this thread to wander into the land of slashfic as
quickly as it did, Jesse?
John Eno
Rule 34
-M
/no exceptions
I didn't. I was hoping Josh would post an April Fools "I am your
crosstable buddy" thread though, and that didn't happen.
Jesse
Thing is, it is not an April Fools joke it is the truth.
You can trust me in all things. After all, I am your friend.
Heh!
Did I just bleed you? Sorry, man. I really meant to hurt your
predator. Remember, he's the one we both really want to see ousted. I
promise it's the last time. Just help me finish off this last guy and
I pinky swear I'll spend the next two turns hunting. I'm only ousting
this guy because he hassles you so much.
Paraphrase from a real tournament....
"Nakhtoreb bleeds with Legal Manipulation for Lots(tm). Do you block
prey? Yes? I add Wad'o'Stealth(tm)... oops I got flicked to you
crosstable buddy... can you block? Oh not at Wad'o'Stealth(tm)? No, I
don't play spying mission..."