MALK & KOOKIES Vol.1 Iss.5.386666
Mike Ooi
I couldn’t stop them. They wanted more airtime this month…
-Mike
IN THIS ISSUE:
DIRTY
FILTHY
NASTY
DIRTY & FILTHY
FILTHY & NASTY
DIRTY & NASTY
NIRTY& DILTHY & FASTY
HOW TO TEACH AN OLD GANGREL NEW TRICKS
HOW TO EMBARRASS YOUR COUNTRY AT THE OLYMPICS
DIRTY:
By Didi Meyers
Command of the Beast at superior is dirty. It’s a +1 Bleed modifier that
allows you to play another bleed modifier after. I like it. It’s dirty.
FILTHY:
By Zebulon
Mask of a Thousand Faces is filthy. It’s an action modifier played by
another minion you control that untaps the previous minion and continues the
action with this newer, better minion and at superior adds +1 stealth. I
like it. It’s filthy.
NASTY:
By Mariel, Lady Thunder
By playing Mask of a Thousand Faces, another minion begins the action where
the previous minion left off. This means, unless prohibited by card text,
the new minion may play another copy of an action modifier that has already
modified the action (been played). I like it. It’s nasty.
DIRTY & FILTHY:
By Gilbert Duane
Using Mask as previously discussed makes it possible for you to pump your
stealth even higher. It also makes it possible to pump the bleed, using
Command of the Beast. Each minion with superior Dominate who contributes to
the Multi-Mask action can play a Command of the Beast, as long as some
stupid knucklehead doesn’t play something like Bonding or Conditioning, etc.
Save these for the kooo de graaah (Gilbert’s spelling, not mine. –ed.)
FILTHY & NASTY:
By Roxanne, Rectrix of the 13th Floor
Try and see how many sick ways you can do this.
DIRTY & NASTY:
By Ayalea (special guest)
See if you can make it even sicker with other clans or disciplines. Such as
multiple Weather Controls, Shadow Body, Mask, Repeat and ask your prey if
they want to try it again…
NIRTY& DILTHY & FASTY
By Lucian
Post nasties please. Do it.
HOW TO TEACH AN OLD GANGREL NEW TRICKS
By Sylvester Simms
Get Basilia or Wynn. Take an action that your prey will have to block. When
a block attempt is made, play Dawn Operation. In combat, play Drawing out
the Beast, enough to send the blocker to torpor. Then play Form of Mist as a
strike. If they block again, mask over to the other one and enter combat.
You can Form of Mist again. That’s 2 of their minions in torpor and one
tapped minion on your team. Just don’t do it to me. I really hate torpor. I
mean it, I will be really, REALLY mad. I’ll sick Orange Julius on your
ass!!!
HOW TO EMBARRASS YOUR COUNTRY AT THE OLYMPICS
By Dr. Jest
1. In Track and Field - Cover yourself in body paint with a design that
looks just like your country’s flag. Only wear a Speedo. Also wear a big
Foam #1 Finger. Oh yeah, wear gold chains while you run.
2. In Swimming – Fill your Speedo with a mysterious brown powder. Coat your
body with a flesh colored powder. Swim the race as usual. Make sure you set
your VCR to record this event so you can listen to the commentary.
3. In Gymnastics – Fall and trip and smash various appendages into the
ground, horse, vault, beam, or whatever is handy; then go home without any
medals.
4. In Badminton – Laugh like Beavis and Butthead whenever someone mentions
“shuttlecock”. Try to get people to say, “shuttlecock” as much as possible.
Also rub your shorts when they say it. Laugh and slap yourself in the head
repeatedly when they start escorting you out of the arena.
Take drugs. Whine about it when they kick you out.
Oaflord
oAFLORD
Mike Ooi <sh...@texas.net> wrote in message
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> MALK & KOOKIES Vol.1 Iss.5.386666
>
> I couldn't stop them. They wanted more airtime this month.
> Save these for the kooo de graaah (Gilbert's spelling, not mine. -ed.)
>
> FILTHY & NASTY:
> By Roxanne, Rectrix of the 13th Floor
>
> Try and see how many sick ways you can do this.
>
> DIRTY & NASTY:
> By Ayalea (special guest)
>
> See if you can make it even sicker with other clans or disciplines. Such
as
> multiple Weather Controls, Shadow Body, Mask, Repeat and ask your prey if
> they want to try it again.
>
> NIRTY& DILTHY & FASTY
> By Lucian
>
> Post nasties please. Do it.
>
> HOW TO TEACH AN OLD GANGREL NEW TRICKS
> By Sylvester Simms
>
> Get Basilia or Wynn. Take an action that your prey will have to block.
When
> a block attempt is made, play Dawn Operation. In combat, play Drawing out
> the Beast, enough to send the blocker to torpor. Then play Form of Mist as
a
> strike. If they block again, mask over to the other one and enter combat.
> You can Form of Mist again. That's 2 of their minions in torpor and one
> tapped minion on your team. Just don't do it to me. I really hate torpor.
I
> mean it, I will be really, REALLY mad. I'll sick Orange Julius on your
> ass!!!
>
> HOW TO EMBARRASS YOUR COUNTRY AT THE OLYMPICS
> By Dr. Jest
>
> 1. In Track and Field - Cover yourself in body paint with a design that
> looks just like your country's flag. Only wear a Speedo. Also wear a big
> Foam #1 Finger. Oh yeah, wear gold chains while you run.
> 2. In Swimming - Fill your Speedo with a mysterious brown powder. Coat
your
> body with a flesh colored powder. Swim the race as usual. Make sure you
set
> your VCR to record this event so you can listen to the commentary.
> 3. In Gymnastics - Fall and trip and smash various appendages into the
> ground, horse, vault, beam, or whatever is handy; then go home without any
> medals.
> 4. In Badminton - Laugh like Beavis and Butthead whenever someone mentions
Matt Bell
Bribes down the line.
Tap to call a command of the harpies on Donal. I've got Bewitching Oration
and bribes.
No Wait! It wasn't me! It was the one armed man!
etc ad nasuem.
Just have to figgure out the Crypt Draw.. Mumble where's that deck builder
again.
Sorrow
> Bribes down the line.
> Tap to call a command of the harpies on Donal. I've got Bewitching Oration
> and bribes.
> No Wait! It wasn't me! It was the one armed man! etc ad nasuem.
> Just have to figgure out the Crypt Draw.. Mumble where's that deck builder
> again.
Hmm, LSJ will need to back this up (one way or the other) to put the mark of
"officialness" on it, but I do not believe the above would be legal.
By the time you play BO, Awe, Bribes, etc. the action has resolved (the
action was successful and is now in the referrendum stage) and so is beyond
the point where you can play Mask 1000 Faces.
Sorrow
---
I told the priest - don't count on any second coming. God got his
ass kicked the first time he came down here slumming. He had the
balls to come, the gall to die and then forgive us. No, I don't
wonder why, I wonder what he thought it would get us
LSJ
>
> > Something I've been thinking about is a OBF PRE deck that chains BO's and
> > Bribes down the line.
> > Tap to call a command of the harpies on Donal. I've got Bewitching Oration
> > and bribes.
> > No Wait! It wasn't me! It was the one armed man! etc ad nasuem.
> > Just have to figgure out the Crypt Draw.. Mumble where's that deck builder
> > again.
>
> Hmm, LSJ will need to back this up (one way or the other) to put the mark of
> "officialness" on it, but I do not believe the above would be legal.
> By the time you play BO, Awe, Bribes, etc. the action has resolved (the
> action was successful and is now in the referrendum stage) and so is beyond
> the point where you can play Mask 1000 Faces.
Correct.
Only a few modifiers can be played after the action resolves/begins resolving
(like Spying Mission, Freak Drive, etc.)
Mask is not one of them.
--
LSJ (vte...@white-wolf.com) V:TES Net.Rep for White Wolf, Inc.
Links to revised rulebook, rulings, errata, and tournament rules:
http://www.white-wolf.com/vtes/
Matt Bell
before the action is blocked just to cycle cards. I guess maybe I was
wrong.
You could still seduce everyone at the table with the combo though.
Mmmmm mass seduction deck.
LSJ <vte...@white-wolf.com> wrote in message
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LSJ
>
> Hmm I was under the impression that you could play BO at anytime, even
> before the action is blocked just to cycle cards. I guess maybe I was
> wrong.
Bewitching Oration is playable only during the referendum. [6.3.2]
> You could still seduce everyone at the table with the combo though.
> Mmmmm mass seduction deck.
No. Seduction is only playable when the action is announced - you cannot
play it after Masking to a new vampire.
legb...@my-deja.com
Anvil has been tickling him with that big ol' pipe. Ruffian. Hope he gets
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