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Agggh! Me Idiot! Me Dumb Idiot! YASD REALLY DUMB!

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William Harris

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Apr 21, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/21/00
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Promising Valkyrie. Have GoP, GDSM, Mjollnir. Been trying to remember to
throw Mjo when I can. Have a blessed BoH. Small irritation that all my b?oI
have been two- or three-identify weakies, but I can deal with that. Quest
level: Huh, new to me, first time I've gotten the Quest portal from the Rogue
level. Oh lucky day, I have Fort Ludios! "oR from Sokoban. This is going to
be a good game, right?

WildBill while satiated absent-mindedly tried to eat a centaur. WildBill,
choked on a centaur.

ARRGHHHHHH! Stupid Death of the Year! You dumb idiot! Shrieking worse than
a shrieker! AAAAGGGHHHHH!
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William Harris

Curly++

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Apr 21, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/21/00
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In rec.games.roguelike.nethack, William Harris proclaimed:


> WildBill while satiated absent-mindedly tried to eat a centaur. WildBill,
> choked on a centaur.

Ooph! At least there's sustenance in a centaur. It could be
worse. I know of a NetHacker who shall forever remain nameless
'cause Curly++ is too embarrassed to admit to this...

While luring wraiths from Gehennom in 3.2.2, one of The Castle's
dragons wandered into the back yard. Hmm. Fire resistance would
be nice, I'll just hack this thing's heart out, slice off some
dragon steak... yum! That was satiating! No let's go back to
luring those wraiths.


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William Harris

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Apr 21, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/21/00
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In article <slrn8g1970....@jarod.oc>,
ocu...@NOSPAM.usa.net says...

>
>In rec.games.roguelike.nethack, William Harris proclaimed:
>
>> WildBill while satiated absent-mindedly tried to eat a
centaur. WildBill,
>> choked on a centaur.
>
>Ooph! At least there's sustenance in a centaur. It could be
>worse. I know of a NetHacker who shall forever remain nameless
>'cause Curly++ is too embarrassed to admit to this...

Putting this into the "misery loves company" file. :-)
------
William Harris


DeborahRG

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Apr 22, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/22/00
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William Harris told about YASD by choking on a meal:

>
>Promising Valkyrie. Have GoP, GDSM, Mjollnir. Been trying to remember to
>throw Mjo when I can. Have a blessed BoH. Small irritation that all my b?oI
>
>have been two- or three-identify weakies, but I can deal with that. Quest
>level: Huh, new to me, first time I've gotten the Quest portal from the
>Rogue
>level. Oh lucky day, I have Fort Ludios! "oR from Sokoban. This is going
>to
>be a good game, right?
>

>WildBill while satiated absent-mindedly tried to eat a centaur. WildBill,
>choked on a centaur.
>

>ARRGHHHHHH! Stupid Death of the Year! You dumb idiot! Shrieking worse than
>
>a shrieker! AAAAGGGHHHHH!
>-

You did not get a message about wishing to finish the meal? My experience in
3.3.0 is that one chokes more often when eating while satiated. Maybe it's a
function of the =oDS and taking it on and off. I try to plan eating for
intrinsics by taking off that ring. It is a disappointing way to die though.

Deborah

akuo

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Apr 22, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/22/00
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Curly++ (ocu...@NOSPAM.usa.net) wrote:
> In rec.games.roguelike.nethack, William Harris proclaimed:
>
> > WildBill while satiated absent-mindedly tried to eat a centaur. WildBill,
> > choked on a centaur.
> Ooph! At least there's sustenance in a centaur. It could be
> worse. I know of a NetHacker who shall forever remain nameless
> 'cause Curly++ is too embarrassed to admit to this...
> While luring wraiths from Gehennom in 3.2.2, one of The Castle's
> dragons wandered into the back yard. Hmm. Fire resistance would
> be nice, I'll just hack this thing's heart out, slice off some
> dragon steak... yum! That was satiating! No let's go back to
> luring those wraiths.

I second that. Deep in Gehennom, a wraith decides to leave a corpse on
Orcus' level. Too bad i just snacked on black dragon on the level above...
ugh. I had *everything*, AC sub -40, wishes left in the wand, etc etc etc.

Well luckily the stuff still is there... in the bones.

antti

Sean Lester

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Apr 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/23/00
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DeborahRG <debo...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20000421213305...@ng-cr1.aol.com...

> William Harris told about YASD by choking on a meal:
>
> >
> >Promising Valkyrie. Have GoP, GDSM, Mjollnir. Been trying to remember
to
> >throw Mjo when I can. Have a blessed BoH. Small irritation that all my
b?oI
> >
> >have been two- or three-identify weakies, but I can deal with that.
Quest
> >level: Huh, new to me, first time I've gotten the Quest portal from the
> >Rogue
> >level. Oh lucky day, I have Fort Ludios! "oR from Sokoban. This is
going
> >to
> >be a good game, right?
> >
> >WildBill while satiated absent-mindedly tried to eat a centaur.
WildBill,
> >choked on a centaur.
> >
> >ARRGHHHHHH! Stupid Death of the Year! You dumb idiot! Shrieking worse
than
> >
> >a shrieker! AAAAGGGHHHHH!
> >-
>
> You did not get a message about wishing to finish the meal? My experience
in
> 3.3.0 is that one chokes more often when eating while satiated. Maybe
it's a
> function of the =oDS and taking it on and off. I try to plan eating for
> intrinsics by taking off that ring. It is a disappointing way to die
though.

I take it one step further, and put on my ring of hunger.

Sean, assuming =oDS was supposed to be =oSD

Michael Clarke

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Apr 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/23/00
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On 22 Apr 2000 01:33:05 GMT, debo...@aol.com (DeborahRG) wrote:

>William Harris told about YASD by choking on a meal:
>

>>WildBill while satiated absent-mindedly tried to eat a centaur. WildBill,
>>choked on a centaur.
>>
>

>You did not get a message about wishing to finish the meal? My experience in
>3.3.0 is that one chokes more often when eating while satiated. Maybe it's a
>function of the =oDS and taking it on and off. I try to plan eating for
>intrinsics by taking off that ring. It is a disappointing way to die though.

Spoiler...

I think you can only choke if you are satiated when you start eating.

BUT, you only get the warning if what you are eating takes more than a
few turns to eat. Small things, like fortune cookies, tins of spinach
and, apparently, wraith corpses can be eaten quickly and thus you
don't get the warning message (which could explain why so many people
seem to choke on these little things).

Hmmm. Prehaps the dev team should add a 'wafer thin mint' which will
have suitably disasterous effects if eaten when satiated. ;-)

Mik (killed by choking on a blessed tin of spinach)

Greg Chappell

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Apr 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/23/00
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On Fri, 21 Apr 2000 14:58:40 -0400, ocu...@NOSPAM.usa.net (Curly++)
wrote:

>In rec.games.roguelike.nethack, William Harris proclaimed:
>

>> WildBill while satiated absent-mindedly tried to eat a centaur. WildBill,
>> choked on a centaur.
>

>Ooph! At least there's sustenance in a centaur. It could be
>worse. I know of a NetHacker who shall forever remain nameless
>'cause Curly++ is too embarrassed to admit to this...
>
>While luring wraiths from Gehennom in 3.2.2, one of The Castle's
>dragons wandered into the back yard. Hmm. Fire resistance would
>be nice, I'll just hack this thing's heart out, slice off some
>dragon steak... yum! That was satiating! No let's go back to
>luring those wraiths.

This all sounds too familiar of my second best (yet most Ascension
worthy character ever)..

2 591086 gregor-Val-Hum-Fem-Neu choked on her food in Fort
Ludios on level 19 [max 23]. Choked on a tengu
corpse. 144 [145]

And the most stupid thing is that I already had TC- what was I
thinking?????????????? Ah well.. maybe next time. :-)


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