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Let bygones be bygones?

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karadoc

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Mar 18, 2011, 1:56:05 AM3/18/11
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I was looking for the water nymph that stole my wand, and I found it.
Maybe I should have just let her keep it...

You destroy the dust vortex!
You can see again.
The water nymph zaps a wand called sleep/death! The sleep ray hits
you! The water nymph zaps a wand of magic missile! The magic missile
hits you! The water nymph zaps a wand of magic missile! The magic
missile hits you! The magic missile bounces! The water nymph zaps a
wand of magic missile! The magic missile hits you! The magic missile
bounces! The magic missile whizzes by you! The water nymph zaps a wand
of magic missile! The magic missile whizzes by you! The magic missile
bounces! The magic missile hits you! The water nymph zaps a wand of
magic missile! The magic missile hits you! The magic missile bounces!
The magic missile whizzes by you! The magic missile hits the water
nymph. The water nymph stole a fortune cookie. The beautiful water
nymph seduces you and you start taking off your cloak. The beautiful
water nymph seduces you and you start taking off your armor. The water
nymph stole a wand called teleport. The water nymph stole a scroll
called earth. The beautiful water nymph seduces you and you start
taking off your helmet. The water nymph stole a +0 dwarvish mithril-
coat. The water nymph stole a wand of lightning. The water nymph zaps
a wand of lightning! The bolt of lightning hits you! Your tin wand
breaks apart and explodes! Your wand of digging breaks apart and
explodes! The bolt of lightning bounces! The bolt of lightning hits
you! Your wand of light breaks apart and explodes! You dream that you
hear the howling of the CwnAnnwn... The water nymph is killed by the
bolt of lightning! You wake up.

Close call. I wonder what the tin wand was...

Spon

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Mar 18, 2011, 6:00:37 AM3/18/11
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On Mar 18, 5:56 am, karadoc <kara...@gmail.com> wrote:
> The sleep ray hits you! The bolt of lightning hits you!

> You dream that you hear the howling of the CwnAnnwn...
> You wake up.

This is brilliant! The dev team really do (did??) think of
everything.

spontiff

Laxidazikal

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Mar 18, 2011, 4:44:30 PM3/18/11
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What they did not think of is that all the nethack athletes will be
wearing what the pros do and doing what the pros do and basically turn
off their minds during play.

Nethack is a game of learning, not memorization.

jLAZ

karadoc

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Mar 19, 2011, 10:51:07 PM3/19/11
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I think it's a big strange that the nymph was able to seduce my
character while he was knocked out... but yeah, the 'dream' thing is a
nice touch.

And jLAZ, you mad?

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