For the record I’m 100% hetro!!!!! but it's time for this idea to come
out of the closet.
Right after DC comics announced that "The Green Lantern" is now a
homosexual, I realized there could be a ton of funny "homo humor" done
in a pinball theme (Though it could be disgusting too ... if the art or
DMD graphics got to explicit).
There’s got to be a million “laugh out loud” quote possibilities for
stuff like; "skill shot – pop-bumpers - ball drains – double bone-us"
... You get the idea.
If such a thing ever happened, Gay Bars every where would “gobble ‘em
up”.
For me, playing a copule times at a pinshow would be plenty.
Joe Grenuk wrote:
> On Jun 4, 8:39 pm, jpola<jpno...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Hey, it's cool if I point out that HALARIOUS isn't an actual English
>> word, right?
> While not correct, it does pass RGP's low standards. He only missed
> one out of 9 letters, for a correctness percentage of 88.9%. He's
> good.
Apparently 88.9% is good, which makes a normalization factor of good to be somewhere in that range. Of which most pinball machines for sale offered here are not good, more like fair.
On Jun 4, 8:39 am, Pinball Muggle <cabi...@verizon.net> wrote:
> For the record I’m 100% hetro!!!!! but it's time for this idea to come
> out of the closet.
> Right after DC comics announced that "The Green Lantern" is now a
> homosexual, I realized there could be a ton of funny "homo humor" done
> in a pinball theme (Though it could be disgusting too ... if the art or
> DMD graphics got to explicit).
> There’s got to be a million “laugh out loud” quote possibilities for
> stuff like; "skill shot – pop-bumpers - ball drains – double bone-us"
> ... You get the idea.
> If such a thing ever happened, Gay Bars every where would “gobble ‘em
> up”.
> For me, playing a copule times at a pinshow would be plenty.
I'm straight too, but I do know of gay people in the pinball hobby.
Some who post here. I doubt they'd find your idea amusing.
One of the things I really enjoy about this hobby is how it attracts
folks from all walks of life. Didn't really notice it when I was a kid
playing at the arcade. But now that I'm older, I can really appreciate
it. You won't find many other hobbies with such a wide cast of
characters. Throw stones at any minority here and you're likely to hit
someone. HTH
I agree with you phish. Well said! Why do people need to throw stones
anyways?
"I'm straight too, but I do know of gay people in the pinball hobby.
Some who post here. I doubt they'd find your idea amusing.
One of the things I really enjoy about this hobby is how it attracts
folks from all walks of life. Didn't really notice it when I was a kid
playing at the arcade. But now that I'm older, I can really appreciate
it. You won't find many other hobbies with such a wide cast of
characters. Throw stones at any minority here and you're likely to hit
someone. HTH
Yep, no one has any sense of humor anymore. Can't poke any fun at
anyone for fear of offending someone. The list of verboten subjects is
expansive. Good thing All in the Family had it's run in the 70's; it
could never happen today because the Polish, Italians, Jews, Irish,
Puerto Ricans, gays, hippies, swingers, feminists, the fats and the
skinnies and the blacks would see to it that the show would never see
the light of day. Yes. more seriousness is definitely in order.
On Jun 4, 8:02 pm, Joe Grenuk <jgre...@aol.com> wrote:
> Yep, no one has any sense of humor anymore. Can't poke any fun at
> anyone for fear of offending someone. The list of verboten subjects is
> expansive. Good thing All in the Family had it's run in the 70's; it
> could never happen today because the Polish, Italians, Jews, Irish,
> Puerto Ricans, gays, hippies, swingers, feminists, the fats and the
> skinnies and the blacks would see to it that the show would never see
> the light of day. Yes. more seriousness is definitely in order.
No thread like this is complete without the old white guy "PC rant."
> If someone uttered the word 'gay' at any time the first thought would be > some queer/homosexual and certainly not 'good times.' I'm confident > post WWII productions/children would not consider it OK to call anything > for sale today gay without a special market in mind (say, double gay goo > lubricants) and priced accordingly.
So what does a good gay lubricant go for these days then?
On Jun 4, 8:56 pm, TunaSled <tunas...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > If someone uttered the word 'gay' at any time the first thought would be
> > some queer/homosexual and certainly not 'good times.' I'm confident
> > post WWII productions/children would not consider it OK to call anything
> > for sale today gay without a special market in mind (say, double gay goo
> > lubricants) and priced accordingly.
> So what does a good gay lubricant go for these days then?
> Light up F-L-A-M-I-N-G or A-N-U-S for bonus score.
> Completing A-I-D-S ends game immediately.
All of you are taking the male thing too far.... why is no one talking
about two (or more) hot girls in a pinball machine. That is still
gay, but a much more male pleasing theme :)
Double bonus can be a double "you know what" :)
shaker motor stimulation
silver bullet multiball
Kong Dong mode
etc
put a good backglass and some nice sideart and its a winner :)
On Jun 4, 11:02 pm, Joe Grenuk <jgre...@aol.com> wrote:
> Yep, no one has any sense of humor anymore. Can't poke any fun at
> anyone for fear of offending someone. The list of verboten subjects is
Problem isn't the poking.. there's lots of really funny gay jokes out
there. Problem is, none are in this thread :) Muggle's half-assed
attempt at playground humor and atrocious spelling aren't entertaining
in the slightest. Thank goodness we have Levi around - he's got more
of a sense of humor than all you 'old white men' combined :)
