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Jim Hallock

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Mar 16, 2001, 4:10:01 PM3/16/01
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Velcro name tags perhaps?

A sewn in holster.........keeping us at the ready for those "shoot first! Ask
questions later." moments.

And of course........huge breast pocket for the kleenex.

IMHO Ray's martian men in the hot-tub would look neat on a shirt.

Johnspinballnutz

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Mar 16, 2001, 4:13:50 PM3/16/01
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I would be interested in a couple of shirts, let me know.

John P. Dayhuff
Battle Creek, MI.
(616) 979-3836

Still looking for:
E.M. Charlie Angels pinball machine,$100 finders fee.....

GREG

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Mar 16, 2001, 4:48:07 PM3/16/01
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But only if they bounce around like on his site!!!!!

I like the slogan "If we're not online, we're playing with our balls!" it
works for me,

(no not that way ) get your minds out of the gutter.

Mango

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Mar 16, 2001, 3:06:02 PM3/16/01
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Would anyone be interested in RGP T-shirts? Something like rec.games.pinball
on the front and "If we're not online, we're playing with our balls!" on the
back. Suggest a slogan, email me ....whatever....

Mango


Lloyd R Olson

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Mar 16, 2001, 3:42:11 PM3/16/01
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Be sure and put a picture of a dog house on it with a spot in the doorway of
the dog house that can be written on and erased easily. That way when we are
busy tearing apart our fellow pinheads we can place his or her name in a
place of honor until we switch to the next hapless victim and do a quick
name change on the shirt. LTG :)

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Pinlicious

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Mar 16, 2001, 8:46:50 PM3/16/01
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R.ecreation
G.ames
P.inball

Possible slogans...

1) ...where the flipper is your weapon, balls our allies, and deep dark holes
the enemy. -pope

2) ladies...please practice safe pinball and wax your field. -unknown (ok,
me)

3) just say "NO"! ...to video games. -n. regan... visiting j.shields in rehab

4) playing with yourself can be fun, playing with others is an orgy. -dr.
ruth

5) its not the size of your flipper, but the accuracy of your shots. -peter
north

6) we take our pinball...shaken, never stirred. -007

7) where a pack of rubbers cost $12.95? -steve young

8) cow tipping not appreciated. -wms spokesperson

9) where if you play and win, you can RULE THE UNIVERSE. -afm fan (me)

10) if your (pink) thing is moving in and out of a (red) box, YOUR GAME IS ON
!!
-pinlicious (who while playing one of his games today had a certain female
friend polishing his balls, can you tell i'm in a good mood?)( Yeah Baby,
Yeah!!!...A.P.)


Rick Swanson

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Mar 16, 2001, 10:44:18 PM3/16/01
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Mango wrote:

Maybe........

REC.GAMES.PINBALL - Where waxing your balls is considered
foreplay!


Naahhhh........


Rick Swanson


Mango

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Mar 16, 2001, 11:43:35 PM3/16/01
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there's always
rec.games.pinball -- Where people go to admire each others balls

Mango

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Rick Swanson

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Mar 16, 2001, 11:51:10 PM3/16/01
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Mango wrote:

> there's always
> rec.games.pinball -- Where people go to admire each others balls
>
> Mango
>

Or....


rec.games.pinball -- Where it's OK to play with each others balls.


Rick

Mango

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Mar 17, 2001, 12:01:17 AM3/17/01
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hehehe
See now you've crossed the line....

Mango

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Rick Swanson

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Mar 17, 2001, 12:35:55 AM3/17/01
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yea... but I blame my indiscretion on that big gulp of Canadian Mist I
took just before I logged on.

Jim Knight

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Mar 17, 2001, 12:53:30 AM3/17/01
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How about "Where you can see yourself while looking at our balls?"

--
-------------------------------------------------------------
Jim Knight
Ypsilanti MI

-Difference between a democrat and a puppy?
-Even a puppy eventually opens his eyes and quits whining!


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wolfus

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Mar 17, 2001, 1:22:57 AM3/17/01
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>"If we're not online, we're playing with our balls!"
It's kinda geeky. but it works.
this is good..........rec.games.pinball -- Where it's OK to play with each
others balls.
I'd like a shirt too. Are you going to do this?
I think this could be big.
Timathie

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Rick Swanson

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Mar 17, 2001, 7:13:37 AM3/17/01
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Mango wrote:

One last submission on this thread and I'll move on --


"Rec.games.pinball -- Where it's OK to chat about each others balls."

or,

"Rec.games.pinball -- Where it's OK to brag about your balls."


OK, I'm through with it (But I DO want one of these shirts, Mango)


Rick Swanson

Jim Hallock

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Mar 17, 2001, 10:14:36 AM3/17/01
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LOL!

Stelter

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Mar 17, 2001, 12:01:23 PM3/17/01
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Why does everything having to do with Pinball (bumper stickers, shirts,
etc.) ALWAYS have to say something about playing with, staring at, or
shining balls?!?!
I like a good innuendo as much as anyone else, but as a father and a guy who
drives his vehicle to church, I can't wear or display a lot of the pinball
stuff out there.
Am I the only one in the hobby who would like to see some stuff that doesn't
say "I have big shiny balls" or "I play with my balls every night"?
I'm not a prude by ANY stretch of the imagination, but I just get tired of
having to explain to my kids what all the "Big Johnson" tee shirts mean, and
why every other car on the road has a sticker in the window of a guy pissing
on something!
I would suggest something more appropriate like
"Rec.Games.Pinball"
on the front, with 'LOGGIN' ON AND FLIPPIN' OUT" or "I'M EITHER LOGGED ON or
FLIPPING OUT"
on the back.
That way we could get them for our wives, kids, and could wear them
anytime!
Just my conservative two cents!
Later,
Keith

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> LOL!
>


Marcos Hedges

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Mar 17, 2001, 2:00:50 PM3/17/01
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I applaud both your comments and your suggestions.

Why not just some time-tested remark, such as "Special when lit" or an
insert with the phrase?

Marcos


Lloyd R Olson

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Mar 17, 2001, 3:06:19 PM3/17/01
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Well said Keith. Might be easier to get new people interested in pinball if
you're not wearing a shirt you are embarrassed to be in. LTG :)

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Byron Turner

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Mar 17, 2001, 3:39:32 PM3/17/01
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Now yer talkin'!! I'd love to get a pin related t-shirt, but I'm not
willing to wear something like what's been suggested previously. I like
your idea, and would love to see them with some more "tame" phrases.
I'm sure we can come up with a bunch in this group!

-Byron

Mango

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Mar 17, 2001, 3:53:53 PM3/17/01
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This is exactly why I said I was open to suggestion, I'm sorry if I offended
you. I didn't realize that people wore T-Shirts to church, my bad.

Mango

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Stelter

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Mar 17, 2001, 4:32:23 PM3/17/01
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I didn't say that I wear a T-shirt to church, I said that I drive my CAR to
church!
I wasn't offended at all.
I was just hoping that for once we could get something pinball related that
didn't have a juvenile phrase about balls on it!
"Hey Bevis, he said balls, heh heh heh".
About 5 years ago I got a PinGame Journal T-shirt from Jim Schelberg. I wore
the heck out of it.
My wife finally made me get rid of it when the sleeves, collar, and bottom
seam were all gone.
Almost every time that I wore it someone commented on it. It actually got me
a few pins from people at parties who said " Are you into pinball? My uncle
has an old pinball machine in his basement that he wants to get rid of".
Anyway, I'd love to have some more pinball Tees that I can wear around, but
I can't bring myself to do the home-made, Mike Pacak "I BUY PINBALL
MACHINES" thing.

Later,
Keith


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Pinlicious

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Mar 17, 2001, 5:05:05 PM3/17/01
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how bout...

in the pinball afterlife, even gods shine their balls?

or

even though mary was a virgin, she always took good care of joes balls.

or

cain and able would have never argued if they made a 2 player pinball a little
sooner.

or

until you have accidentally tilted a pinball machine during a multiball, you
don't know what speaking in tounges is.

or

a guardian angel can save you from death, but only a pinball wizard can perform
a death save.

or

let the one here who has not sinned plunge the first ball....your up mary.

or

and on the 7th day...god played pinball.

or

wms give-ith and wms take-ith away

or

the tower of babel in the land of Shinar was constructed because they knew
where all the good pinball machines were.

...and they wore shirts during construction...

PINBALL- the universal language

or

for god so loved the silver ball
that he gave us his one and only pinball
that whoever plays with skill shall not perish
but will have an everlasting gambol

pinlicious 3:16


Lloyd R Olson

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Mar 17, 2001, 5:12:41 PM3/17/01
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How long before we are praying for your kid ? LTG :)

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Pinlicious

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Mar 17, 2001, 5:26:15 PM3/17/01
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lol. only the people who are late and standing in the back.

pinlicious

Stelter

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Mar 17, 2001, 5:35:49 PM3/17/01
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Make fun if you want.
But I'll be playing MINT condition Williams pins in heaven with Harry
Williams himself, while you are playing broken late 80's Gottliebs with John
Shields and Dalacom you know where.
:^)

I don't want this to get into another believers versus non-believers thread.
ALL I SAID WAS THAT I CAN'T PUT A BUMPER STICKER ON MY CAR THAT SAYS "I PLAY
WITH MY BALLS EVERY NIGHT" BECAUSE I TAKE IT TO CHURCH.
How about if I say that I use my car as chairman of the board of my
company, and would probably not get my banking contracts renewed if I took
my accountant and banker out to lunch in a car that had a bumper sticker on
it that says "I HAVE BIG STEEL BALLS".
Would that be a better reason for not wanting a vulgar bumper sticker on my
car?

You are probably that guy that I saw wearing a tee shirt that said " I GET
LAID EVERY DAY" (with the picture of a talking egg on it) at my kid's school
when we went there for teacher conferences. He was walking down the hall
swearing at his kid for not doing well in school.

Oh well, I guess I'll look into some pinball tee shirts for people with
class.
Any takers?
Later,
Keith

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Roy Fash

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Mar 17, 2001, 6:11:01 PM3/17/01
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Yes, I could actually wear a shirt with one of the slogans described
below. As a family man myself, I just couldn't wear many of the slogans
previously discussed.

Pinlicious

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>How about if I say that I use my car as chairman of the board of my
>company, and would probably not get my banking contracts renewed if I took
>my accountant and banker out to lunch in a car that had a bumper sticker on
>it that says "I HAVE BIG STEEL BALLS".
>Would that be a better reason for not wanting a vulgar bumper sticker on my
>car?

you worry to much about what people think. i'm sure your credit would have more
to do with the transaction than your bumper sticker. if you were re-newing
contracts, lets hope you have a good repore established. is it not how god
sees you, not how other people do? i was joking. i may do that from time to
time. lighten up.


>You are probably that guy that I saw wearing a tee shirt that said " I GET
>LAID EVERY DAY" (with the picture of a talking egg on it) at my kid's school
>when we went there for teacher conferences. He was walking down the hall
>swearing at his kid for not doing well in school.

sure you weren't walking past a mirror? judge only yourself, and let god be the
jury.


>Oh well, I guess I'll look into some pinball tee shirts for people with
>class.

easy, easy. pointing fingers only leads back to ones self. you were the one who
brung up the whole religion thing. class is over-rated. everybody hates snobs,
even snobs hate snobs.

>Make fun if you want.
>But I'll be playing MINT condition Williams pins in heaven with Harry
>Williams himself, while you are playing broken late 80's Gottliebs with John
>Shields and Dalacom you know where.
> :^)

heaven is a place where you can't punch your own ticket. i have not done enough
good things to earn my place yet. can anyone really say THEY have?

-pinlicious (when is it that we start braiding straw?)

Pinball News

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Mar 17, 2001, 8:16:44 PM3/17/01
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How about:

Rec.Games.Pinball:

"When the quarters run out."
or
"I've flipped. How about you?"
or
"Larry Sanders was WRONG!"
or
"Are you ready to take the plunge?"

etc etc.

Martin Ayub.
Editor, Pinball News.
www.pinballnews.com


Mango wrote in message ...

Carl Witthoft

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Mar 17, 2001, 9:26:52 PM3/17/01
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In article <B9Qs6.9185$s6.6...@typhoon.kc.rr.com>,
"Mango" <suit...@hotmail.com> wrote:

->This is exactly why I said I was open to suggestion, I'm sorry if I offended
->you. I didn't realize that people wore T-Shirts to church, my bad.
->
->Mango
->

I just would like a shirt that doesn't look sophomoric (or Eminemic) to the
general population.

So I'll gladly buy something with a funny but non-innuendic theme.

Then I can pin my r.g.p tie tac onto it :-)
--
Carl Witthoft c...@world.std.com ca...@aoainc.com http://world.std.com/~cgw
Got any old pinball machines for sale?

Stelter

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Mar 17, 2001, 9:00:59 PM3/17/01
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Well, it looks like lots of people share my feelings about wanting a Pinball
tee shirt that they could wear anywhere without being vulgar.
I have a concept for a tee shirt picture that would show a guy playing a
pinball machine with a computer monitor on top of it.
He would be pulling the ball launcher with one hand, and typing on a
computer keyboard that is sitting on the playfield glass with another. All
in a frantic style.
I need an artistic person to help with the picture.
Anyone out there any good at drawing?
If I do it it will look like a hangman game drawn by my 4 year old!
If I can get the drawing I'll look into getting the tee shirts done and sell
them at cost.

Later,
Keith

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David Marston

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Mar 17, 2001, 9:46:07 PM3/17/01
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In article <99127j$7pq$1...@uranium.btinternet.com>,

Pinball News <edi...@pinballnews.com> wrote:
>How about:
>
>Rec.Games.Pinball:
>
>"When the quarters run out."

I like this one, because it sets the correct priorities. :)

I hope that whatever gets produced can be a good marketing tool to bring
new players to the game. Something that both men and women can wear
would help. Picture a curious 9-year-old reading your T-shirt and asking
what pinball is.
--
................David Marston mar...@mv.mv.com

Byron Turner

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Mar 17, 2001, 10:34:00 PM3/17/01
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Perhaps if we really want to stimulate conversation with potential new
players it should say something like, "Ask Me About Pinball!" somewhere
on the shirt, or is that too commercial-sounding? Just a thought...

-Byron

Mango

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Mar 18, 2001, 12:08:53 AM3/18/01
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This will be the T-Shirt (The great and powerful Mango has spoken)
On the front over the heart says R.G.P. under it in small letters says
rec.games.pinball
On the back (very very large)it says one of 4 things....you can pick....
PINBALL
WIZARD

PINBALL
COLLECTOR

PINBALL
TECHNICIAN

PINBALL
LURKER/TROLL (can't decide)

I'm in the process of making a picture of what the results will be, appeals
to both groups....I hope

Mango

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Kellie

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Mar 17, 2001, 7:51:15 PM3/17/01
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On 17-Mar-2001, mar...@iridium.mv.net (David Marston) wrote:

> Something that both men and women can wear
> would help.

Thank you David! Although I'm happy eveyone takes pride in their "balls".

Kellie

Timothy R. Smith

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Mar 18, 2001, 1:45:59 AM3/18/01
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I agree with Keith's comments as well. I am not a religious person, by I
would prefer a cleaner version than some of the previous suggestions.

And tagging onto Marcos suggestion:

How about "Special When Lit" in large print and something like "and Special
When Logged onto R.G.P." in much smaller print below it?

Or maybe something like "Let's Talk Pinball".

Or "The Ball is Wild".

There are many possibilities besides things like "I played with my balls
yesterday, I am going to play with my balls today, and I want to play with
my balls tomorrow. You can play with my balls too!"

LeonardsG

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Mar 18, 2001, 9:00:27 AM3/18/01
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Maybe something like: I never play with scratched balls! More of a unisex
thing. P.J.

Mushroom

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Mar 18, 2001, 5:32:27 PM3/18/01
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On Sat, 17 Mar 2001 17:35:49 -0500, "Stelter" <Del...@datacruz.com>
wrote:

>Make fun if you want.
>But I'll be playing MINT condition Williams pins in heaven with Harry
>Williams himself, while you are playing broken late 80's Gottliebs with John
>Shields and Dalacom you know where.
> :^)
>
>I don't want this to get into another believers versus non-believers thread.
>ALL I SAID WAS THAT I CAN'T PUT A BUMPER STICKER ON MY CAR THAT SAYS "I PLAY
>WITH MY BALLS EVERY NIGHT" BECAUSE I TAKE IT TO CHURCH.
> How about if I say that I use my car as chairman of the board of my
>company, and would probably not get my banking contracts renewed if I took
>my accountant and banker out to lunch in a car that had a bumper sticker on
>it that says "I HAVE BIG STEEL BALLS".
>Would that be a better reason for not wanting a vulgar bumper sticker on my
>car?
>
>You are probably that guy that I saw wearing a tee shirt that said " I GET
>LAID EVERY DAY" (with the picture of a talking egg on it) at my kid's school
>when we went there for teacher conferences. He was walking down the hall
>swearing at his kid for not doing well in school.
>
>Oh well, I guess I'll look into some pinball tee shirts for people with
>class.
>Any takers?

***Warning***
Objects in game moving faster than they appear !
Play safely !!!
Bye
Bart Baeyens
PINBALL ???
Look here : http://www.mushroom-amusements.com
*WARNING* objects in game moving faster than they appear !!!

David Clark

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Mar 20, 2001, 12:51:21 AM3/20/01
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Byron Turner wrote:

> Perhaps if we really want to stimulate conversation with potential
> new players it should say something like, "Ask Me About
> Pinball!" somewhere on the shirt, or is that too commercial-
> sounding? Just a thought...

That sounds a little too much like "ask me about my grandchildren" for my
taste, but I like the idea. How about, rather than all the "balls" puns, just
a plain, simple, "rec.games.pinball: I enjoy fondling my testicles!"

...Or maybe not. Does this fall under the "too much information" my friends
keep telling me about? :)

I'd actually prefer something classy, myself, but couldn't resist the
(so-called) joke. Definitely should ahve lots of EM-style "BONUS!" and "TILT!"
markings, like the backdrop graphics from the Who's Tommy musical.

Dave Dixon

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Mar 20, 2001, 8:32:34 AM3/20/01
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heya keith - i could definitely take a stab at it... i'm an artist by hand
though, not by computer, so i'd have to get it scanned, but you want it stylized
so it's nice and simple for one-color screening, or like a full-on piece of art?

cheers
dave
jamm...@usa.com
get in touch =0)

-jammadave
-collecting in northern VA
-in the gameroom: MsPac, Gyruss, Space Invaders, Dr. Mario, NeoGeo MVS [Samurai Shodown 2, Puzzle Bobble], Demolition Man pinball
-website now up! www.geocities.com/jammadave

Carl Witthoft

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Mar 20, 2001, 9:15:18 PM3/20/01
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I'd go for Collector or Wizard.

As to the graphic described below: I'm not sure why you want to include a
computer, but if you do, have the screen display either a clearly marked r.g.p
newsgroup article (Subject: Pinball T-shirts :-) )
or a screen shot of one of the Pro Pinball games.


In article <FpXs6.24996$cb.10...@typhoon.kc.rr.com>,
"Mango" <suit...@hotmail.com> wrote:

->This will be the T-Shirt (The great and powerful Mango has spoken)
->On the front over the heart says R.G.P. under it in small letters says
->rec.games.pinball
->On the back (very very large)it says one of 4 things....you can pick....
->PINBALL
->WIZARD
->
->PINBALL
->COLLECTOR
->
->PINBALL
->TECHNICIAN
->
->PINBALL
->LURKER/TROLL (can't decide)
->
->I'm in the process of making a picture of what the results will be, appeals
->to both groups....I hope
->
->Mango
->
->"Stelter" <Del...@datacruz.com> wrote in message
->news:3ab416fe$1...@news.datacruz.com...
->> Well, it looks like lots of people share my feelings about wanting a
->Pinball
->> tee shirt that they could wear anywhere without being vulgar.
->> I have a concept for a tee shirt picture that would show a guy playing a
->> pinball machine with a computer monitor on top of it.
->> He would be pulling the ball launcher with one hand, and typing on a
->> computer keyboard that is sitting on the playfield glass with another. All
->> in a frantic style.
->> I need an artistic person to help with the picture.
->> Anyone out there any good at drawing?
->> If I do it it will look like a hangman game drawn by my 4 year old!
->> If I can get the drawing I'll look into getting the tee shirts done and
->sell
->> them at cost.
->>
->> Later,

Stelter

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Mar 20, 2001, 9:59:50 PM3/20/01
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Probably like a 4 color cartoon.
That way people could really tell what it is supposed to be!
I HATE it when people put detailed pictures on shirts in only one color!
It ends up looking like someone just splattered paint on the shirt!
It would be GREAT if you could do up something!
Thanks!
Keith
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Dave Dixon

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Mar 21, 2001, 8:42:08 AM3/21/01
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no sweat, i'll start on it this week...

here's an idea, just off the top of my head - instead of the monitor on top of
the machine, we could put the screen, with r.g.p logo, in as part of the
backbox. n'est pas?

cheers
dave

-in the gameroom: MsPac, Gyruss, Space Invaders, Dr. Mario, NeoGeo MVS, Demolition Man pinball
-website now up! www.geocities.com/jammadave

Stelter

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Mar 21, 2001, 8:03:13 PM3/21/01
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Anything that you want to try is COOL with me!
Thanks!
Keith

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