A sewn in holster.........keeping us at the ready for those "shoot first! Ask
questions later." moments.
And of course........huge breast pocket for the kleenex.
IMHO Ray's martian men in the hot-tub would look neat on a shirt.
John P. Dayhuff
Battle Creek, MI.
(616) 979-3836
Still looking for:
E.M. Charlie Angels pinball machine,$100 finders fee.....
I like the slogan "If we're not online, we're playing with our balls!" it
works for me,
(no not that way ) get your minds out of the gutter.
Mango
Mango <suit...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Possible slogans...
1) ...where the flipper is your weapon, balls our allies, and deep dark holes
the enemy. -pope
2) ladies...please practice safe pinball and wax your field. -unknown (ok,
me)
3) just say "NO"! ...to video games. -n. regan... visiting j.shields in rehab
4) playing with yourself can be fun, playing with others is an orgy. -dr.
ruth
5) its not the size of your flipper, but the accuracy of your shots. -peter
north
6) we take our pinball...shaken, never stirred. -007
7) where a pack of rubbers cost $12.95? -steve young
8) cow tipping not appreciated. -wms spokesperson
9) where if you play and win, you can RULE THE UNIVERSE. -afm fan (me)
10) if your (pink) thing is moving in and out of a (red) box, YOUR GAME IS ON
!!
-pinlicious (who while playing one of his games today had a certain female
friend polishing his balls, can you tell i'm in a good mood?)( Yeah Baby,
Yeah!!!...A.P.)
Maybe........
REC.GAMES.PINBALL - Where waxing your balls is considered
foreplay!
Naahhhh........
Rick Swanson
Mango
"Rick Swanson" <rns...@charter.net> wrote in message
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> there's always
> rec.games.pinball -- Where people go to admire each others balls
>
> Mango
>
Or....
rec.games.pinball -- Where it's OK to play with each others balls.
Rick
Mango
"Rick Swanson" <rns...@charter.net> wrote in message
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--
-------------------------------------------------------------
Jim Knight
Ypsilanti MI
-Difference between a democrat and a puppy?
-Even a puppy eventually opens his eyes and quits whining!
"Mango" <suit...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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One last submission on this thread and I'll move on --
"Rec.games.pinball -- Where it's OK to chat about each others balls."
or,
"Rec.games.pinball -- Where it's OK to brag about your balls."
OK, I'm through with it (But I DO want one of these shirts, Mango)
Rick Swanson
"Jim Hallock" <jimha...@excite.com> wrote in message
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> LOL!
>
I applaud both your comments and your suggestions.
Why not just some time-tested remark, such as "Special when lit" or an
insert with the phrase?
Marcos
Stelter <Del...@datacruz.com> wrote in message
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-Byron
Mango
"Stelter" <Del...@datacruz.com> wrote in message
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Later,
Keith
"Mango" <suit...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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in the pinball afterlife, even gods shine their balls?
or
even though mary was a virgin, she always took good care of joes balls.
or
cain and able would have never argued if they made a 2 player pinball a little
sooner.
or
until you have accidentally tilted a pinball machine during a multiball, you
don't know what speaking in tounges is.
or
a guardian angel can save you from death, but only a pinball wizard can perform
a death save.
or
let the one here who has not sinned plunge the first ball....your up mary.
or
and on the 7th day...god played pinball.
or
wms give-ith and wms take-ith away
or
the tower of babel in the land of Shinar was constructed because they knew
where all the good pinball machines were.
...and they wore shirts during construction...
PINBALL- the universal language
or
for god so loved the silver ball
that he gave us his one and only pinball
that whoever plays with skill shall not perish
but will have an everlasting gambol
pinlicious 3:16
Pinlicious <pinli...@aol.com> wrote in message
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pinlicious
I don't want this to get into another believers versus non-believers thread.
ALL I SAID WAS THAT I CAN'T PUT A BUMPER STICKER ON MY CAR THAT SAYS "I PLAY
WITH MY BALLS EVERY NIGHT" BECAUSE I TAKE IT TO CHURCH.
How about if I say that I use my car as chairman of the board of my
company, and would probably not get my banking contracts renewed if I took
my accountant and banker out to lunch in a car that had a bumper sticker on
it that says "I HAVE BIG STEEL BALLS".
Would that be a better reason for not wanting a vulgar bumper sticker on my
car?
You are probably that guy that I saw wearing a tee shirt that said " I GET
LAID EVERY DAY" (with the picture of a talking egg on it) at my kid's school
when we went there for teacher conferences. He was walking down the hall
swearing at his kid for not doing well in school.
Oh well, I guess I'll look into some pinball tee shirts for people with
class.
Any takers?
Later,
Keith
"Pinlicious" <pinli...@aol.com> wrote in message
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>How about if I say that I use my car as chairman of the board of my
>company, and would probably not get my banking contracts renewed if I took
>my accountant and banker out to lunch in a car that had a bumper sticker on
>it that says "I HAVE BIG STEEL BALLS".
>Would that be a better reason for not wanting a vulgar bumper sticker on my
>car?
you worry to much about what people think. i'm sure your credit would have more
to do with the transaction than your bumper sticker. if you were re-newing
contracts, lets hope you have a good repore established. is it not how god
sees you, not how other people do? i was joking. i may do that from time to
time. lighten up.
>You are probably that guy that I saw wearing a tee shirt that said " I GET
>LAID EVERY DAY" (with the picture of a talking egg on it) at my kid's school
>when we went there for teacher conferences. He was walking down the hall
>swearing at his kid for not doing well in school.
sure you weren't walking past a mirror? judge only yourself, and let god be the
jury.
>Oh well, I guess I'll look into some pinball tee shirts for people with
>class.
easy, easy. pointing fingers only leads back to ones self. you were the one who
brung up the whole religion thing. class is over-rated. everybody hates snobs,
even snobs hate snobs.
>Make fun if you want.
>But I'll be playing MINT condition Williams pins in heaven with Harry
>Williams himself, while you are playing broken late 80's Gottliebs with John
>Shields and Dalacom you know where.
> :^)
heaven is a place where you can't punch your own ticket. i have not done enough
good things to earn my place yet. can anyone really say THEY have?
-pinlicious (when is it that we start braiding straw?)
Rec.Games.Pinball:
"When the quarters run out."
or
"I've flipped. How about you?"
or
"Larry Sanders was WRONG!"
or
"Are you ready to take the plunge?"
etc etc.
Martin Ayub.
Editor, Pinball News.
www.pinballnews.com
Mango wrote in message ...
->This is exactly why I said I was open to suggestion, I'm sorry if I offended
->you. I didn't realize that people wore T-Shirts to church, my bad.
->
->Mango
->
I just would like a shirt that doesn't look sophomoric (or Eminemic) to the
general population.
So I'll gladly buy something with a funny but non-innuendic theme.
Then I can pin my r.g.p tie tac onto it :-)
--
Carl Witthoft c...@world.std.com ca...@aoainc.com http://world.std.com/~cgw
Got any old pinball machines for sale?
Later,
Keith
"Roy Fash" <roy....@stratos.net> wrote in message
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I like this one, because it sets the correct priorities. :)
I hope that whatever gets produced can be a good marketing tool to bring
new players to the game. Something that both men and women can wear
would help. Picture a curious 9-year-old reading your T-shirt and asking
what pinball is.
--
................David Marston mar...@mv.mv.com
-Byron
PINBALL
COLLECTOR
PINBALL
TECHNICIAN
PINBALL
LURKER/TROLL (can't decide)
I'm in the process of making a picture of what the results will be, appeals
to both groups....I hope
Mango
"Stelter" <Del...@datacruz.com> wrote in message
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> Something that both men and women can wear
> would help.
Thank you David! Although I'm happy eveyone takes pride in their "balls".
Kellie
And tagging onto Marcos suggestion:
How about "Special When Lit" in large print and something like "and Special
When Logged onto R.G.P." in much smaller print below it?
Or maybe something like "Let's Talk Pinball".
Or "The Ball is Wild".
There are many possibilities besides things like "I played with my balls
yesterday, I am going to play with my balls today, and I want to play with
my balls tomorrow. You can play with my balls too!"
>Make fun if you want.
>But I'll be playing MINT condition Williams pins in heaven with Harry
>Williams himself, while you are playing broken late 80's Gottliebs with John
>Shields and Dalacom you know where.
> :^)
>
>I don't want this to get into another believers versus non-believers thread.
>ALL I SAID WAS THAT I CAN'T PUT A BUMPER STICKER ON MY CAR THAT SAYS "I PLAY
>WITH MY BALLS EVERY NIGHT" BECAUSE I TAKE IT TO CHURCH.
> How about if I say that I use my car as chairman of the board of my
>company, and would probably not get my banking contracts renewed if I took
>my accountant and banker out to lunch in a car that had a bumper sticker on
>it that says "I HAVE BIG STEEL BALLS".
>Would that be a better reason for not wanting a vulgar bumper sticker on my
>car?
>
>You are probably that guy that I saw wearing a tee shirt that said " I GET
>LAID EVERY DAY" (with the picture of a talking egg on it) at my kid's school
>when we went there for teacher conferences. He was walking down the hall
>swearing at his kid for not doing well in school.
>
>Oh well, I guess I'll look into some pinball tee shirts for people with
>class.
>Any takers?
***Warning***
Objects in game moving faster than they appear !
Play safely !!!
Bye
Bart Baeyens
PINBALL ???
Look here : http://www.mushroom-amusements.com
*WARNING* objects in game moving faster than they appear !!!
> Perhaps if we really want to stimulate conversation with potential
> new players it should say something like, "Ask Me About
> Pinball!" somewhere on the shirt, or is that too commercial-
> sounding? Just a thought...
That sounds a little too much like "ask me about my grandchildren" for my
taste, but I like the idea. How about, rather than all the "balls" puns, just
a plain, simple, "rec.games.pinball: I enjoy fondling my testicles!"
...Or maybe not. Does this fall under the "too much information" my friends
keep telling me about? :)
I'd actually prefer something classy, myself, but couldn't resist the
(so-called) joke. Definitely should ahve lots of EM-style "BONUS!" and "TILT!"
markings, like the backdrop graphics from the Who's Tommy musical.
cheers
dave
jamm...@usa.com
get in touch =0)
-jammadave
-collecting in northern VA
-in the gameroom: MsPac, Gyruss, Space Invaders, Dr. Mario, NeoGeo MVS [Samurai Shodown 2, Puzzle Bobble], Demolition Man pinball
-website now up! www.geocities.com/jammadave
As to the graphic described below: I'm not sure why you want to include a
computer, but if you do, have the screen display either a clearly marked r.g.p
newsgroup article (Subject: Pinball T-shirts :-) )
or a screen shot of one of the Pro Pinball games.
In article <FpXs6.24996$cb.10...@typhoon.kc.rr.com>,
"Mango" <suit...@hotmail.com> wrote:
->This will be the T-Shirt (The great and powerful Mango has spoken)
->On the front over the heart says R.G.P. under it in small letters says
->rec.games.pinball
->On the back (very very large)it says one of 4 things....you can pick....
->PINBALL
->WIZARD
->
->PINBALL
->COLLECTOR
->
->PINBALL
->TECHNICIAN
->
->PINBALL
->LURKER/TROLL (can't decide)
->
->I'm in the process of making a picture of what the results will be, appeals
->to both groups....I hope
->
->Mango
->
->"Stelter" <Del...@datacruz.com> wrote in message
->news:3ab416fe$1...@news.datacruz.com...
->> Well, it looks like lots of people share my feelings about wanting a
->Pinball
->> tee shirt that they could wear anywhere without being vulgar.
->> I have a concept for a tee shirt picture that would show a guy playing a
->> pinball machine with a computer monitor on top of it.
->> He would be pulling the ball launcher with one hand, and typing on a
->> computer keyboard that is sitting on the playfield glass with another. All
->> in a frantic style.
->> I need an artistic person to help with the picture.
->> Anyone out there any good at drawing?
->> If I do it it will look like a hangman game drawn by my 4 year old!
->> If I can get the drawing I'll look into getting the tee shirts done and
->sell
->> them at cost.
->>
->> Later,
here's an idea, just off the top of my head - instead of the monitor on top of
the machine, we could put the screen, with r.g.p logo, in as part of the
backbox. n'est pas?
cheers
dave
-in the gameroom: MsPac, Gyruss, Space Invaders, Dr. Mario, NeoGeo MVS, Demolition Man pinball
-website now up! www.geocities.com/jammadave
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