I swallowed a pinball on a dare
BRIAN
regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
tidalwdave
> On Monday night. It hasnt come out yet, but I'm pooping
> regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
Are you serious? Let me guess, you were drunk?
BRIAN
Yeah.
Beemus
If this is serious... keep us posted but I have a feeling it is
staying put. Hopefully you won't have trouble with any metal
detectors. I would stay away from CAT scanners and other large magnets
as well to be safe.
Mike Schudel
> On Monday night. It hasnt come out yet, but I'm pooping
> regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
Uhhh...If I did I sure as hell wouldn't never admit it, especially on a
public forum that is archived by Google.....FOREVER!!! :-P
Hope things come out all right! :-)
--
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Kalamazoo, MI
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much time to do anything about it. LTG :)
"BRIAN" <bgal...@crucialcomputers.net> wrote in message
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mtk2407
0000001. That way it will slide out easier. If it was one of the
pitted rusty balls out of a routed game look out man. If you are
serious, you may need medical attention.
metallik
> regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
Better hope it goes quickly. If your stomach acids pit the surface,
it'll come out like the kidney stone from hell... :)
mudd...@hotmail.com
commode when that thing drops.
chuckster
make sure it will fit when you want to "pass" it. Monkeys do this with
peanuts before they eat them. Now, who is smarter?
On Jul 25, 3:42 pm, tidalwdave <dhal...@hdhc.com> wrote:
bartsimpson
> regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
I done some dumb things when I'd been to drinkin'. But this.......
JDubbbs
How many testicals do you have at this time ? That may require
surgery.
On the other hand, i remember when my mother was an ER nurse at
Detroit Recieving and she had a guy come into the er with a flat head
stuck out of his ass, seems he went just a tad far and couldnt get it
out, it did require surgery....... and he said he had a handle on
things, i guess not.
Good luck with your dump :o)
John
jdubbbs
Del
> I would start using a public restroom so you don't break your own
> commode when that thing drops.
NOT JOKING HERE,,, You need to see 2 Doctors right away !!,,, One for
the Ball & The other for your Head,, I Bet if you had a MRI it would
knock your teeth out !!
If all else fails find a huge speaker with a BIG Magnet & see if that
helps,,, But really
HEAD TO THE DOCTOR !!
Pin-Del,
CARGPB28
BRIAN
It went down nice and easy. I went home and ate 4 ears of corn. (I
swear I am not joking) The next morning the corn came out...so there
isn't any kind of blockage!
LApinballer
> On Monday night. It hasnt come out yet, but I'm pooping
> regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
You dumbass! If your telling the truth, I would go see a doctor before
that metal ball gets stuck somewhere its not suppose to be. This is
gotta be the dumbest thing I have read on this forum. If it dont come
out in a few days I would rush to your doctor. LOL.
tidalwdave
Del
YET !!! Dont Play around,, That might be funny, But not if it kills
you !!!
BrianAce
I am really enjoying this thread right now.
Brian
IMMark
Funny story...but as has been suggested, your health isn't anything to
play around with....you really should see a doctor. Things can
progress and turn bad quickly.
Best of luck
Mark
Del
Heck, He could always hang Up-side down ??,, I Really hope you're
Joking !!!
heckheck
> It went down nice and easy. I went home and ate 4 ears of corn. (I
> swear I am not joking) The next morning the corn came out...so there
> isn't any kind of blockage!
If the corn came out, but the pinball didn't that should tell you
something. It's possible the thing is just too heavy for your
intestines to push along properly (remember, they loop round and
round, so at some point they may need to move it against gravity). I
hope you can avoid the knife, but I would definitely seek medical
advice.
h_h
Pinball4Fun
> On Monday night. It hasnt come out yet, but I'm pooping
> regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
Stick a shooter rod up your butt and stick a finger in a light socket
and start playing with yourself.....drink a few more beers and with a
few more dares you got yourself some seriously multiball
action......SERIOUSLY MAN, GET YOURSELF TO A HOSPITAL!
pinzbud
Do a hand stand and throw up at the same time! Gravity should work in
your favor :))))))
Maybe see a doctor or at least call and get an opinion!
pinz
Del
Not to hard to figure out where that user name came from =)
Adam Becker
nominating you for a Darwin award for sure! If not mabye we can get
you an honerable mention if it requires allot of surgery to get it
out.
xlr8
"chuckster" <crro...@ptd.net> wrote in message
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> Hopefully, You stuck the pinball up your ass (prior to swallowing) to
> make sure it will fit when you want to "pass" it. Monkeys do this with
> peanuts before they eat them. Now, who is smarter?
>
>
Maybe you should've tried something smaller first - like a pachinko ball.
You could work up to a pinball. Who knows, maybe even larger. Hell, it
could start a new carreer with the circus. You could start with local
carnivals and county fairs and then move up to the big top. "See the drunk
swallow a _____ball". Would it be possible to swallow a pool ball? Now
THAT would be impressive.
Good luck with your diet!!
Have a good day,
Jim
skbrothers
OK I'll bite on this one too...Last I looked it wasn't April yet but
this one smells fishy.
If you did in fact seriously ingest a pinball you need to get to a
doctor right away!
I'll spare you a transcript of what you know your mother would be
telling you right now and offer this information:
<Snipped from online medical guidelines>
In adults, rounded objects greater than 2.5 cm in diameter are less
likely to pass the pylorus (basically the entrance/exit to/from your
stomach). Objects that fail to leave the stomach within 3 to 4 weeks
should be removed endoscopically. Once the object is past the stomach,
surgical removal should be considered for objects that remain in the
same location for more than 1 week. Symptoms of fever, vomiting, or
abdominal pain are indications for immediate surgical evaluation.
<Unsnip>
Last I checked pinballs are larger than 2.5cm.
Go here for more info: http://www.guideline.gov/summary/summary.aspx?doc_id=6491
Now put the drink down and get to a doctor before someone dares you to
swallow a magnet too.
...and the Darwin award goes to....
;-)
Hope all ends well...
Ken
> On Monday night. It hasnt come out yet, but I'm pooping
> regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
Two Words:
Bowl Obstruction
When you start vomiting fecal matter, it's time for the ER.
Good luck! Hopefully, your stomach acid will eventually allow the
pinball to pass and the nickel, chromium and molyibdnum won't wreck
your liver.
If you're joking, then it was a good laugh and can be filed under the
"the human body cannot be used as a substitute for a parts tumbler"
category. If you're not joking, I hope everything works out...in the
end....
-Ken
www.Team-EM.com
Pin Wiz Jr.
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Yup. I believe a pinball is 1 1/16" and an inch is just over 2.5 cm, so
definitely see a doctor. Just remember, the ass isn't the only hole you
might have to pass it through if it doesn't get removed...
-Ethan Blonder
--
www.fspazone.org
www.virginiapinball.org
±© Flipper Mike ®³
> On Monday night. It hasnt come out yet, but I'm pooping
> regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
>
(__于_)
srmonte
true go to the hospital. In fact I think everyone may have scared the
crap out of him so it might already be out,or he has left for the
hospital. He has not reponded again yet.
tidalwdave
If they scared the crap out of him, did the pinball come out?
CornCob
> On Monday night. It hasnt come out yet, but I'm pooping
> regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
You were real lucky you didn't die of choking and I hope one of you
buddies knows the heimlich maneuver.
Ping
BrianAce
Brian
someotherguy
<bgal...@crucialcomputers.net> wrote:
>On Monday night. It hasnt come out yet, but I'm pooping
>regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
If you're joking, stupid joke.
If you're not, stupid you.
Richard
mtk2407
fire.
Tony D'Aprile
Tony
"Del" <delma...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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bdm...@comcast.net
> "chuckster" <crrog...@ptd.net> wrote in message
I have this funny feeling that this will someday be an episode on
"House".
Brian M
Bloomfield MI
madsygrl
won't pass.
Get to a doctor. You'll need an X-Ray.
DON'T get an MRI in the meantime, unless of course you want your
insides ripped out.
Helloooooo stomach pump.
:-) MAD
chuck
>
> - Show quoted text -
MRI - lol
i would be just the scene from alien where the alien popped out of the
guy's chest
Mighty Chris
Comic Book Guy
Unknown
you should go see a doctor.. What size pinball did you swallow? I hear the
Hyperball sized ones are really tasty with ketchup.
P.S. How would you like to be on our internet radio show as a guest?
Jesse
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angelsfan1
mouth, unless you lean that way!
Shawn
Lloyd Olson
When ever they do come out, an exisitng hole, or a doctor made hole, check
and see if they polished up better than normal methods. You may have
discovered the ultimate way to get the best finish possible on pinball
balls. LTG :)
Pinball4Fun
> At this point you might swallow 5 or 6 more, some walnut media and flitz.
> When ever they do come out, an exisitng hole, or a doctor made hole, check
> and see if they polished up better than normal methods. You may have
> discovered the ultimate way to get the best finish possible on pinball
> balls. LTG :)
>
>
> news:1185392440....@r34g2000hsd.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
> > On Monday night. It hasnt come out yet, but I'm pooping
>
> - Show quoted text -
is this finally over....
Mighty Chris
a dirty pin so at least when this is all over he'll have some polished
pinball parts ready to reinstall!
Chris
skbrothers
>
> - Show quoted text -
Maybe it was a powerball.
If so, he could go for the MRI without an issue
.
Matter of fact, if it's a Williams MRI machine it would sense the
powerball and blurt out "POWERBALL!!!!!".
Thus alerting hospital staff that the he is not a magnetic risk and it
is safe to reload his gumball machine.
Steve
Beemus
be honest, I've given the same idea some thought but QUICKLY dismissed
it given the weight and the likelihood that it wasn't going to come
out. PLUS... it is better than all the drama posts we've seen lately
and I can't stop giggling about it.
BRAVO BRIAN!
Just don't do it again... and go see a doctor.
I wouldn't panic about it... we hear of dead folks found that had all
sorts of silly metal instruments in their stomachs for years... but on
the other hand... don't let that fact prevent you from seeing a doctor
as soon as possible.
The other option is to drink a gallon of milk... been there/done
that. ;-)
Good luck.
prowle...@msn.com
> On Monday night. It hasnt come out yet, but I'm pooping
> regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
You also may consider being sterilized while your at the dr. I
definitely don't think you should consider breeding. Terrible jeans to
be passing on to another generation:-))
KarlZona
The devils nectar is the root of all evil!!! I'm waiting for the
update on this brain storm. I don't even think it was a bet to win
money, only a dare to prove some odd sort of "man hood". GodSeeed "You
big dummy!: (Say like Red Fox as Fred Sanford.)
K-Man
Lloyd Olson
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Koz Pinlicious
> On Monday night. It hasnt come out yet, but I'm pooping
> regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
reason #13 why not to drink while playing pinball...
Pinlicious ( ...there is no spoon.)
KarlZona
jeans= a sturdy twilled fabric, usually of cotton.
genes= A hereditary unit consisting of a sequence of DNA that occupies
a specific location on a chromosome and determines a particular
characteristic in an organism.
K
On Jul 25, 2:55 pm, "Lloyd Olson" <l...@ssbilliards.com> wrote:
> He's donating his pants ? LTG :)
>
> <prowlerma...@msn.com> wrote in message
pinballjuice
pinball....
prowle...@msn.com
>
> - Show quoted text -
Opppps, wrong jean/Gene. Guess I better go back to the liberry to read
up on this one..
blub...@gmail.com
bar eating all kinds of stuff - olives, limes and finally he swallows
a cue ball, all because he eats everything. Upon coming back to the
bar, they notice the monkey sticking stuff in his ass before he eats
it. Ever since he ate that cue ball, he measures everything first.
Mr. 68
No change yet....
Mark W
Rick Swanson
> regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
View from ToiletCam.
http://webpages.charter.net/rswanson3354/ToiletCam.jpg
Rick Swanson
Cliffy
BRIAN wrote:
> On Monday night. It hasnt come out yet, but I'm pooping
> regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
>
--
Cliffy - CARGPB2
A passion for pinball!
http://www.passionforpinball.com
Cliffy
Mr. 68 wrote:
> Two weeks ago my cousin swallowed a dollar.
>
> No change yet....
Ba-dump-bump :)
Basil
> On Monday night. It hasnt come out yet, but I'm pooping
> regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
OMG. hope this is a joke.
o
o > D
A...@team-em.com
Brian,
Quickly now, go have about five drinks, wait twenty minutes and come
back to read the remainder of this......
Not yet....about another seven minutes......
OK, start reading again........
Brian, I dare you, no, I double dog dare you to send me all of your
pinball machines (freight paid, of course).
Nobody can refuse a double do dare....NOBODY. Hurry up now.
Oh, and in the future, don't do anything stupid like swallowing a
pinball, OK?
AL CARGPB 33(1/3)
LApinballer
check your brain while your there. Idiot!
Filthy Pierre
> Holy smokes. Someone needs to forward this to the Myth Busters :)
>
> BRIAN wrote:
>> On Monday night. It hasnt come out yet, but I'm pooping
>> regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
>>
>
More like "Jackass"!!
:-)
Filthy Pierre
> On Monday night. It hasnt come out yet, but I'm pooping
> regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
>
At least you have plenty of iron in your diet.
For a while anyway.
:-)
Dana
> On Monday night. It hasnt come out yet, but I'm pooping
> regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
Just in case, an epitaph.....
Here lies Brian. Pinball was his life....and his death.
phishrace
> On Monday night. It hasnt come out yet, but I'm pooping
> regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
Was it a powerball? If yes, aim for the kidneys for a quick 50M.
-phish
Mark C. Spaeth
: On Monday night. It hasnt come out yet, but I'm pooping
: regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
Who dared you?
Rudy?
--
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50 Vassar St., #38.265 msp...@mit.edu
Cambridge, MA 02139
(617) 452-2354 http://rgvac.978.org/~mspaeth
frog
> > On Jul 25, 2:55 pm, "Lloyd Olson" <l...@ssbilliards.com> wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> > > He's donating his pants ? LTG :)
> >
> > > <prowlerma...@msn.com> wrote in message
> > > >Terrible jeans to
> > > > be passing on to another generation- Hide quoted text -
> >
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> Opppps, wrong jean/Gene. Guess I better go back to the liberry to read
> up on this one..
>
Now you're offering up Mr Cunningham's pants????
prowle...@msn.com
Crap, I give up. Thank god my kids got my wife's brains!!!!
Didn't make it to the liberry yet.
PINAHOLIC
> BRIAN <bgala...@crucialcomputers.net> wrote:
>
> : On Monday night. It hasnt come out yet, but I'm pooping
> : regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
>
> Who dared you?
>
> Rudy?
>
> --
> 50 Vassar St., #38.265 mspa...@mit.edu
I'm hoping we're not all swallowing a bunch of bull !
Lloyd Olson
think you are starting to come out ahead in this thread. LTG :)
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lostlumberjacks
Gott Lieb?
when lit! :-)
Jim
BRIAN wrote:
> On Jul 25, 3:42 pm, tidalwdave <dhal...@hdhc.com> wrote:
>>Are you serious? Let me guess, you were drunk?
>
>
> Yeah.
>
Below me
a new "reference standard".
dropdea...@yahoo.com
Hole in 1 - oops...wrong hole!
Scott Fitz
> On Monday night. It hasnt come out yet, but I'm pooping
> regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
You guys know about Stevie Starr right?
http://www.steviestarr.com/
Watching a man swollow billiard balls is just scarey!
Scott
Ron Strom
bgal...@crucialcomputers.net says...
> On Monday night. It hasnt come out yet, but I'm pooping
> regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
>
>
--
Ron -- CARGPB7 -- (Change hot to ice to email)
Ron Strom
bgal...@crucialcomputers.net says...
> On Jul 25, 3:47 pm, bartsimpson <jeffmorri...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> > On Jul 25, 3:40 pm, BRIAN <bgala...@crucialcomputers.net> wrote:
> >
> > > On Monday night. It hasnt come out yet, but I'm pooping
> > > regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
> >
>
> It went down nice and easy. I went home and ate 4 ears of corn. (I
> swear I am not joking) The next morning the corn came out...so there
> isn't any kind of blockage!
>
>
I bet it'll be fine. One of my friends wife is a medical
transcriptionist and you wouldn't believe some of the stories of things
that have passed.
Magic Mike
Nobody is that stupid.
Mike
harrrrrrr
Had a friend in school who made a bet with the anatomy class that he
would eat his cat's testicle (from his disection cat). He gathered up
some $20+ bucks and swallowed it, collecting the cash. Immediately
ran to the head of the bio dept to check whether he'd live... he did,
cat balls are smaller than pinballs and organic too, although I'm not
sure how digestible a formaldehyde preserved ball might be. Anyway
this guy lived at least for the duration of the semester. Prepping
for the anatomy final (oral exam) he was having fun showing off how
well he could identify his cat's anatomy by pinning items with his
scalpel by throwing it into the cats body. Well... the scalpel
bounced back after several throws and caught the dude squarely in the
eye... blade first. Last I heard back in ' 72, he lost sight with the
eye and has probably gone on to win a Darwin. Yes, true story.
harrrrrrr
Mr. 68
He had a terrible life but a great finish.
Mr. 68
Good night everybody!
> My cousin committed suicide by drinking a bottle of furniture polish.
>
> He had a terrible life but a great finish.
>
>
>
> > On Monday night. It hasnt come out yet, but I'm pooping
> > regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?- Hide quoted text -
Lloyd Olson
"Mr. 68" <Mr.Sixt...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> You forgot "I'll be here all week". LTG :)
...and "Try the Veal"
AL
Mr. 68
like.
In the meantime get the star on my door fixed. ;)
Lloyd Olson
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heckheck
> On Jul 25, 3:42 pm, tidalwdave <dhal...@hdhc.com> wrote:
>
> > On Jul 25, 3:40 pm, BRIAN <bgala...@crucialcomputers.net> wrote:
>
> > > regularly...Anyone else do something this dumb?
>
>
> Yeah.
So when you get this "LUCKY" ball back, what game are you going to put
it in?
h_h
A...@team-em.com
> When you two clowns become a headliner, then you can say whatever you
> like.
>
Headliner.... ya mean that smelly cloth on the inside of a car's roof
that always needs replacing?
Gee Mr.Vaudeville, I'll get right on that star. : )
<sigh, I wanna be just like him when I grow up>
AL
Lloyd Olson
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You want a guy following you around with a pooper scooper ? LTG :)
Mr. 68
with the title of clown.
mnpinball
No way a 1 1/16" ball can make it past an airway or throat passage
without choking or cutting of your airway.
I remember when I was 10 that I swallowed a marble, it never came out.
It about knocked me out and I remember it was hard to swallow, as my
gag reflex
started my instant action was to swallow.
My poor mom checked the toilet for a week to see if it came out and
never did. :-)
If this isn't a joke you will have some serious health problems.
Jason.
BRIAN
Back in the Joker Poker that it came out of. I've been shitting in the
tub for the past two days so I can check the poo without the ball
going down the toilet hole.
Lloyd Olson
"mnpinball" <mnpi...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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A...@team-em.com
> It would seem that I was being overly gracious in bestowing you both
> with the title of clown.
Hey, fun is fun, but now you've hit below the belt. You didn't
"bestow" the title of Clown on me...I've worked hard for this all of
my life. Maybe next time we can just keep this light.
KOKO, CARGPB ( Clowns Are Really Great People Bozo!) 33(1/3)
www.passionforpastywhitemakeup.com
gpc...@yahoo.com
I suggest that Korn does the same experiment and swallows one of those
nice mirror finish balls
If he can't crap it out, no one can
ultimate test
chuck
>
> - Show quoted text -
Ok, this thread delivers.