Congratulations to LTG on his 50,000th Post!!!

[bluehens]

Loyd has just typed his 50,000th post! (at least since google began
tracking in 2001). I just wanted to say thanks for all the wisdom,
tips, and occasional bad jokes. You are one of the guys who truely
make this forum great.

I consider Loyd a great friend, even though I haven't had the
opportunity to meet in person yet. Please keep sharing with us on the
forum.

So what is Loyd's best post ever?

[Tom in_NoVA]

Congratulations Lloyd.

Tom M

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[GOCATGO]

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.games.pinball/browse_thread/thread/4fad8c902a3a623c/a54c36c160b19a6d?hl=en&lnk=gst&q=Lloyd#a54c36c160b19a6d

[Lloyd Olson]

I don't know if I have a best post.

I think one of my favorites is from "Have you ever traded services for a
pin" thread.

I posted this -

Rick Swanson I heard went over and "serviced" the neighbors wife, he got a
box
of #47's. Does that count ? LTG :)

And about 30 minutes later Pinballshark posted this -

Damn it Lloyd i just spit Cheerios all over the place thanks alot!!

That always brings a smile to my face. LTG :)

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[jetzxi]

WOW!!!!! Thanks for all the help Lloyd. Here's to 50,000 more.....

[Lee]

Lloyd solved an issue thru here that not even the repair guy that came
out to my house could.
he also gave me the confidence to start fixing games myself.

thanks for all do you Lloyd The Legend

[Sergio66]

Lloyd- the pinball fella #1

[Mr. 68]

Congratulations Floyd!

Kim - CARGPB #36
http://www.WrongCrowdProductions.com/
Over 10 Billion served – We are the Google of Glare Guards

[William Brower]

I Love Lloyd...and I'm not Gay!

Bill

http://pinwiki.org/wiki/Lloyd_Olson

http://www.pinballnews.com/shows/expo2003/index2.html

http://www.pinballnews.com/shows/expo2009/index5.html

http://www.pinballnews.com/shows/expo2009/lloydolson.mp3

[Lloyd Olson]

Thanks Kimmer ! LTG :)

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Congratulations Floyd!

Kim - CARGPB #36
http://www.WrongCrowdProductions.com/

Over 10 Billion served – We are the Google of Booty Guards

[Rick Swanson]

On Apr 8, 8:28 pm, "Lloyd Olson" <l...@ssbilliards.com> wrote:

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> Rick Swanson I heard went over and "serviced" the neighbors wife, he got a
> box of #47's. Does that count ? LTG :)
>

She even supplied the bulb condom. It was sort of a loose fit. ;-)

Rick Swanson
cargpb6

[Lloyd Olson]

It worked. You were there to please you...............not her. LTG :)

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[Lloyd Olson]

Thanks Bill.

If I might add -

http://www.pinballnews.com/shows/expo2010/index4.html

http://www.pinballnews.com/shows/expo2010/lloydolson.mp3
(caution adult language )

LTG :)

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[William Brower]

On Apr 8, 10:03 pm, "Lloyd Olson" <l...@ssbilliards.com> wrote:
> Thanks Bill.
>
> If I might add -
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> http://www.pinballnews.com/shows/expo2010/index4.html
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> http://www.pinballnews.com/shows/expo2010/lloydolson.mp3
> (caution adult language )
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> LTG :)
>

> "William Brower" <jerkymanbrow...@gmail.com> wrote in message

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> >http://www.pinballnews.com/shows/expo2009/lloydolson.mp3

Thanks Lloyd, I've have not heard this one yet.

Bill

[Gerry]

Only 50,000???? Seems like a lot more than that ; )

Gerry

[B Castleman]

I had the privilege of visiting Lloyd's establishment in Hopkins for
the first time the night he made that 50,000 post . . . . what a
great guy! (Marlowe too) and, wow!, some awesome pins that played
like heaven. I shoulda got an autographed pic of myself with him
and his keyboard on that momentous evening!!

thx for your hospitality, Lloyd.

- hick from the sticks
(Cazzzmo)

[Lloyd Olson]

Thank you for stopping in. A pleasure to meet you ! LTG :)

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[djcharlie17]

I know Lloyd has bailed me out on more than one occasion on here...
been to SS Billiards, talked at shows... just a great guy in general.

Thanks Lloyd, and congrats!

Charlie
http://www.spookypinball.com

[Taylor-VA]

At least a couple of those were helping me out. thanks Lloyd.

[Chambo]

On Apr 9, 3:21 pm, Taylor-VA <taylorv...@gmail.com> wrote:
> At least a couple of those were helping me out. thanks Lloyd.

Lloyd if you are ever in Australia, I owe you a beer for every time
you've helped me. It'll be a very ugly night....

[Mr. 68]

My favorite from Lloyd wasn’t a comment at all. It was a subject title
change he did to one of my threads.

My tool box had a bad odor and I had posted “My tool box stinks”
Lloyd changed my title to read “My Tool Stinks”

As most people know I love humorous banter both ways but that was an
all time RGP classic.

Kim - CARGPB #36
http://www.WrongCrowdProductions.com/

Over 10 Billion served – We are the Google of Glare Guards

[Lloyd Olson]

I'm kind of partial to the Google of Booty Guards, recently.

I love changing a word here and there to make helping more fun.

LTG :)

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[Mr. 68]

Paybacks! Took me a year or so but WTF!

Kim - CARGPB #36 : )

http://www.WrongCrowdProductions.com/
Over 10 Billion served – We are the Google of Glare Guards

[Gott Lieb?]

Just posting to correct the title of the thread again. :-)

Jim

On Apr 9, 3:40 pm, "Lloyd Olson" <l...@ssbilliards.com> wrote:
> I'm kind of partial to the Google of Booty Guards, recently.
>
> I love changing a word here and there to make helping more fun.
>
> LTG :)
>

> "Mr. 68" <M...@q.com> wrote in message

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> news:2960ed6d-2b96-4225...@d19g2000yql.googlegroups.com...
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> My favorite from Lloyd wasn t a comment at all. It was a subject title
> change he did to one of my threads.
>
> My tool box had a bad odor and I had posted My tool box stinks
> Lloyd changed my title to read My Tool Stinks
>
> As most people know I love humorous banter both ways but that was an
> all time RGP classic.
>

> Kim - CARGPB #36http://www.WrongCrowdProductions.com/

[Lloyd Olson]

Yup Gary you really got me. :)

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[Del]

On Apr 9, 1:41 pm, "Mr. 68" <M...@q.com> wrote:
> My favorite from Lloyd wasn’t a comment at all. It was a subject title
> change he did to one of my threads.
>
> My tool box had a bad odor and I had posted “My tool box stinks”
> Lloyd changed my title to read “My Tool Stinks”
>
> As most people know I love humorous banter both ways but that was an
> all time RGP classic.
>

> Kim - CARGPB #36http://www.WrongCrowdProductions.com/

> Over 10 Billion served – We are the Google of Glare Guards

This one is going to be hard to top, Kim ! .
The only other thing I have read on RGP about something stinking had
to do with 4 or 5 guy's from MN on a road trip & one of them had Gas
while driving while it was like 30 degree's out-side, Nothing worse
than someone passin Gas in a Truck with the heater on ;p

Congrats Lloyd on your 50,000th Post ! .

Pin-Del,
cargpb28 .

PS, My fishing tackle box stinks, But not my Tools =)

[Rick Swanson]

Kim - I shudder to think how it was you came to know what Lloyd's
*tool* smells like. I just can't imagine someone getting their nose
that close to his tool. {shudder}

Rick Swanson
cargpb6

On Apr 9, 4:30 pm, "Mr. 68" <M...@q.com> wrote:
> Paybacks! Took me a year or so but WTF!
>

> Kim - CARGPB #36 : )http://www.WrongCrowdProductions.com/

[Mr. 68]

Thanks for changing the subject title back guys. I would have done it
sooner but I was laughing too damn hard. : )

Congrats again on 500, Lloydster.

Kim - CARGPB #36

http://www.WrongCrowdProductions.com/
Over 10 Billion served – We are the Google of Glare Guards

[Mr. 68]

Err, 50,000

[William Brower]

All in good fun, Lloyd.

Bob River's 3-Inch Tool.
Song to Hootie and the Blowfish's: I only want to be with you.

Little me, my nuts are as small as pearls,
You like to laugh at me because I'm hung just like a squirrel.
Sometimes it bugs me, I'm not a bigger guy,
When I was a baby it was exactly the same size.
But there's nothing I can do,
Cause I only got a 3 inch tool.

Come home with me, have a cocktail at my place,
I gotta tell you before we get past 2nd base.
In my pants, ain't no big schwing,
But if you can find him he's a friendly little thing.
But there's nothing I can do,
I only got a 3 inch tool.
When I'm comming outta the pool,
I only got a 1 inch tool.

Sometimes I wonder if It'll ever extend,
I get embarassed when I'm hanging with my friends.
They like to razz me, I don't know why.
They get me a Happy Meal and super-size my fry.
And there's nothing I can do,
I only got a 3 inch tool.
And when I'm comming outta the pool,
I only got a 1 inch tool.

Yea, it's small but it's real cool,
I'm happy with a 3 inch tool!
I only got a 3 inch tool

I can't find the original Bob Rivers Version, guess it was pulled :).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_wK9Q316ow

Bill

[William Brower]

Here we go again...I meant : Sung to...

[Lloyd Olson]

Hey if you only have a three inch tool, I would imagine spelling is the
least of your problems. LTG :)

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[Lloyd Olson]

Imagine standing in a crowd at Expo. And I'm a little taller than Kim.

You don't need an algorithm to figure the crotch nose differential.

Now you get the picture Rick ?

LTG :)

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[William Brower]

On Apr 9, 5:03 pm, "Lloyd Olson" <l...@ssbilliards.com> wrote:
> Hey if you only have a three inch tool, I would imagine spelling is the
> least of your problems.  LTG :)
>

> "William Brower" <jerkymanbrow...@gmail.com> wrote in message

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Lloyd, I have a lot of problems, but you are not one of them.

Thanks for the laughs.

Bill

[Mr. 68]

Enough. Subject title changed back.

[William Brower]

On Apr 9, 6:39 pm, "Mr. 68" <M...@q.com> wrote:
> Enough. Subject title changed back.
>

> Kim - CARGPB #36http://www.WrongCrowdProductions.com/

> Over 10 Billion served – We are the Google of Glare Guards

Kim,

I think this thread was doing better when we were talking about his
tool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY5WxDqggbs

Bill