If You Haven't Tried Frontier, You Must Be Dead!
Ploi the Insane
more power to whiten your whites and brighten your colours, Frontier's side-
impact beams and innovative winged design help to protect you from those
embarassing everyday accidents.
- Not only player killing, we actually delete the player file when you die.
Oh, the laughs you'll have!
- You'll enjoy both quests: the spine-tingling newbie orientation is a
thrill to explore, and the other one isn't that bad either!
With its new 4.5 litre engine, Frontier has more than enough towing power
for your toughest jobs. Damsels will swoon. Courtiers will bow in awe.
Even the trolls and ogres will step aside as you cruise across the
drawbridge. See your dealer for details. OAC. Financing available.
- live action video via ASCII and telnet
- Frontier is a custom hybrid Diku/Aber/MOO/MUSH/LP with a special driver
made to specifications by actual live elves.
The caring people of Frontier know how tough adventuring can be. That's
why we've developed an exclusive program to help you reach your goals and
achieve your dreams. Read our prospectus at
http://www.frontier.mudservices.com/
and when you are ready to make your first investment, simply telnet to
frontier.mudservices.com 7680
and we'll help you get started right away.
- Exchange mud gold for REAL CASH! $$$$ Every gold piece on Frontier is
worth 5 cents in real money! See Ploi for details.
- Our gruff and taciturn staff will rebuff your annoying questions at every
turn. Read the documentation or be excoriated at every opportunity.
Crazy Ploi can't be beat! He's got the LOWEST prices around! Long swords,
short swords, daggers. You NAME it, he's got it! He will not be undersold!
How does he do it? Volume, volume, volume!! He buys factory direct!
- Over 5 million rooms on seven continents. Sophisticated AI MOBs running
on our Cray YMP superbox. Nothing comes close!
- We have also just purchased another 2400 baud modem; now six people can
play at once!
- Realistic particle physics. Feel the power as a fireball washes over
you; see the blood spurt in jets! You'll need a shower after playing
Frontier! (DISCLAIMER: any and all particle effects are caused by your
own imagination.)
This message brought to you by the naughty little Apprentices of Frontier.
Any resemblence to Frontier and the claims made by this advertisement are
strictly coincidental. Frontier and its staff will not be held responsible
for the state of the world, even though they built it.
- Not Ploi the Insane