SPACE MARINE STATS?
Matthew Porter
CAN PRINT IT OUT AND MAKE IT LOOK ALL NIC ENEXT TO MY DARK ANGELS
CODEX...(the best)
CHEERS
Shim
<Ma...@potsta.freeserve.co.uk> expounded:
>ANYONE KOW WHERE I CAN GET THE BASIC STATS FOR A SPACE MARINE ARMY SO I
CAN GET A COPY OF THEM TO REPLACE THE CODEX I WANKED OVER. I THINK I
>CAN PRINT IT OUT AND MAKE IT LOOK ALL NIC ENEXT TO MY DARK ANGELS
LIFE-SIZED SCOUT ARMOUR CHASTITY BELT. IF YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET THIS
>CODEX...(the best)
THEN I'LL SLOWLY ROT CHESHIRE'S BRAIN BY FORCING HIM TO WATCH EPISODES OF "
>CHEERS
" REPEATEDLY, UNTIL HE GOES INSANE. I GUESS SEVEN MINUTES.
--
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Rob Fungsang
Matthew Porter wrote in message
<37308C93...@potsta.freeserve.co.uk>...
>ANYONE KOW WHERE I CAN GET THE BASIC STATS FOR A SPACE MARINE ARMY SO I
>CHEERS
>
YES... IT'S CALLED THE SPACE MARINE CODEX, YOU FUCKING MORON!
Rob Fungsang
EzraSW
Alister
Matthew Porter <Ma...@potsta.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in article
<37308C93...@potsta.freeserve.co.uk>...
> ANYONE KOW WHERE I CAN GET THE BASIC STATS FOR A SPACE MARINE ARMY SO I
> CAN PRINT IT OUT AND MAKE IT LOOK ALL NIC ENEXT TO MY DARK ANGELS
> CODEX...(the best)
> CHEERS
Me too! I'm a leech!
A.
Jimi
Really?? :P
Thanks Rob, thou art a most helpful chap!!
Jimi :)
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>
> ANYONE KOW WHERE I CAN GET THE BASIC STATS FOR A SPACE MARINE ARMY SO I
> CAN PRINT IT OUT AND MAKE IT LOOK ALL NIC ENEXT TO MY DARK ANGELS
> CODEX...(the best)
> CHEERS
Look under your "CapsLock" key.
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reply
These are my own opinions and do not reflect those of The Boeing Co.
Justin Gaskins
> ANYONE KOW WHERE I CAN GET THE BASIC STATS FOR A SPACE MARINE ARMY SO I
> CAN PRINT IT OUT AND MAKE IT LOOK ALL NIC ENEXT TO MY DARK ANGELS
> CODEX...(the best)
> CHEERS
I'd give you the full list, but you mustn't shout at me. It makes me very
upset and I can't advice you when I'm like that.
Eric Johnson
should do the trick
Matthew Maggio
Alister wrote:
> Matthew Porter <Ma...@potsta.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in article
> <37308C93...@potsta.freeserve.co.uk>...
> > ANYONE KOW WHERE I CAN GET THE BASIC STATS FOR A SPACE MARINE ARMY SO I
> > CAN PRINT IT OUT AND MAKE IT LOOK ALL NIC ENEXT TO MY DARK ANGELS
> > CODEX...(the best)
> > CHEERS
>
> Me too! I'm a leech!
Me three! I'm a lech!
--
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Matthew Maggio
Alister wrote:
> > > Me too! I'm a leech!
> >
> > Me three! I'm a lech!
>
> Hah! The day *that* is true, is the day I cut my hair ...
Shall I bring my own scissors, or do you have a pair?
Matthew Maggio
Alister wrote:
> > > Hah! The day *that* is true, is the day I cut my hair ...
> >
> > Shall I bring my own scissors, or do you have a pair?
>
> Scissors?! What? There are no scissors. Don't be a fool.
I'll bring my razor then...
cheshire cat
Shim wrote in message <37308ba7...@news.freeserve.net>...
>
>
>>CAN PRINT IT OUT AND MAKE IT LOOK ALL NIC ENEXT TO MY DARK ANGELS
>
>
>>CODEX...(the best)
>
>THEN I'LL SLOWLY ROT CHESHIRE'S BRAIN BY FORCING HIM TO WATCH EPISODES OF "
>
>>CHEERS
>
>" REPEATEDLY, UNTIL HE GOES INSANE. I GUESS SEVEN MINUTES.
goes insane? i you mean i have to leave here just to come back? damn!
the Cheshire Cat strikes again!
^___^
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Alister
Matthew Maggio <matthe...@geocities.com> wrote in article
<3730E04B...@geocities.com>...
>
>
> Alister wrote:
>
> > Matthew Porter <Ma...@potsta.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in article
> > <37308C93...@potsta.freeserve.co.uk>...
> > > ANYONE KOW WHERE I CAN GET THE BASIC STATS FOR A SPACE MARINE ARMY SO
I
> > > CAN PRINT IT OUT AND MAKE IT LOOK ALL NIC ENEXT TO MY DARK ANGELS
> > > CODEX...(the best)
> > > CHEERS
> >
> > Me too! I'm a leech!
>
> Me three! I'm a lech!
Hah! The day *that* is true, is the day I cut my hair ...
A.
Alister
Matthew Maggio <matthe...@geocities.com> wrote in article
<3730E735...@geocities.com>...
>
>
> Alister wrote:
>
> > > > Me too! I'm a leech!
> > >
> > > Me three! I'm a lech!
> >
> > Hah! The day *that* is true, is the day I cut my hair ...
>
> Shall I bring my own scissors, or do you have a pair?
Scissors?! What? There are no scissors. Don't be a fool.
A.
Alister
Matthew Maggio <matthe...@geocities.com> wrote in article
<3730E98B...@geocities.com>...
>
>
> Alister wrote:
>
> > > > Hah! The day *that* is true, is the day I cut my hair ...
> > >
> > > Shall I bring my own scissors, or do you have a pair?
> >
> > Scissors?! What? There are no scissors. Don't be a fool.
>
> I'll bring my razor then...
No thank you. I think I might grow that for a while too. No moustache
though; I tried one of those last year and I looked ridiculous.
A.
Jimi
Stick to men and leave the women alone!! :P
Justin Gaskins
> >I tried one of those last year and I looked ridiculous.
>
> Stick to men and leave the women alone!! :P
Actually, uh... never mind. :)
Alister
Justin Gaskins <me...@purdue.edu> wrote in article
<373197EA...@purdue.edu>...
Don't even think about it ...
A.
Matthew Maggio
Alister wrote:
> > > Scissors?! What? There are no scissors. Don't be a fool.
> >
> > I'll bring my razor then...
>
> No thank you. I think I might grow that for a while too. No moustache
> though; I tried one of those last year and I looked ridiculous.
You'll look ridiculous no matter what...when exactly did you start
shaving again?
Shim
<matthe...@geocities.com> expounded:
>
>
>Alister wrote:
>
>> > > Scissors?! What? There are no scissors. Don't be a fool.
>> >
>> > I'll bring my razor then...
>>
>> No thank you. I think I might grow that for a while too. No moustache
>> though; I tried one of those last year and I looked ridiculous.
>
> You'll look ridiculous no matter what...when exactly did you start
>shaving again?
No need for the 'again'...
Alister
Matthew Maggio <matthe...@geocities.com> wrote in article
<373201EB...@geocities.com>...
>
>
> Alister wrote:
>
> > > > Scissors?! What? There are no scissors. Don't be a fool.
> > >
> > > I'll bring my razor then...
> >
> > No thank you. I think I might grow that for a while too. No moustache
> > though; I tried one of those last year and I looked ridiculous.
>
> You'll look ridiculous no matter what...when exactly did you start
> shaving again?
About this time last year, IIRC.
A.
Matthew Maggio
Shim wrote:
> >> No thank you. I think I might grow that for a while too. No moustache
> >> though; I tried one of those last year and I looked ridiculous.
> >
> > You'll look ridiculous no matter what...when exactly did you start
> >shaving again?
>
> No need for the 'again'...
He's already told me at some point...
Matthew Maggio
Alister wrote:
> > > No thank you. I think I might grow that for a while too. No moustache
> > > though; I tried one of those last year and I looked ridiculous.
> >
> > You'll look ridiculous no matter what...when exactly did you start
> > shaving again?
>
> About this time last year, IIRC.
At the very least the cheeks will grow in very splotchy...
Hmm...you're exactly fourteen months older than me, and you started shaving
eight months after I did...
Alister
Matthew Maggio <matthe...@geocities.com> wrote in article
<37321470...@geocities.com>...
>
>
> Alister wrote:
>
> > > > No thank you. I think I might grow that for a while too. No
moustache
> > > > though; I tried one of those last year and I looked ridiculous.
> > >
> > > You'll look ridiculous no matter what...when exactly did you
start
> > > shaving again?
> >
> > About this time last year, IIRC.
>
> At the very least the cheeks will grow in very splotchy...
>
> Hmm...you're exactly fourteen months older than me, and you started
shaving
> eight months after I did...
I can't help that, you hairy Mediterranean oaf ...
A.
Matthew Maggio
Alister wrote:
> > > About this time last year, IIRC.
> >
> > At the very least the cheeks will grow in very splotchy...
> >
> > Hmm...you're exactly fourteen months older than me, and you started
> shaving
> > eight months after I did...
>
> I can't help that, you hairy Mediterranean oaf ...
Hey! I'm not even that hairy....
Alister
Matthew Maggio <matthe...@geocities.com> wrote in article
<373219FA...@geocities.com>...
>
>
> Alister wrote:
>
> > > > About this time last year, IIRC.
> > >
> > > At the very least the cheeks will grow in very splotchy...
> > >
> > > Hmm...you're exactly fourteen months older than me, and you
started
> > shaving
> > > eight months after I did...
> >
> > I can't help that, you hairy Mediterranean oaf ...
>
> Hey! I'm not even that hairy....
Neither am I particularly, but I'm told I have hair in 'all the right
places'. I assume it was an aesthetic observation and not a biological one
..
A.
Matthew Maggio
Alister wrote
> > > I can't help that, you hairy Mediterranean oaf ...
> >
> > Hey! I'm not even that hairy....
>
> Neither am I particularly, but I'm told I have hair in 'all the right
> places'. I assume it was an aesthetic observation and not a biological one..
Let's see...decent amount lower legs, sparse amount on thighs, moderate on
gut and chest...and the obvious...
Alister
Matthew Maggio <matthe...@geocities.com> wrote in article
<37322E16...@geocities.com>...
>
>
> Alister wrote
>
> > > > I can't help that, you hairy Mediterranean oaf ...
> > >
> > > Hey! I'm not even that hairy....
> >
> > Neither am I particularly, but I'm told I have hair in 'all the right
> > places'. I assume it was an aesthetic observation and not a biological
one..
>
> Let's see...decent amount lower legs, sparse amount on thighs,
moderate on
> gut and chest...and the obvious...
I sort of fall down on the thighs, I have almost as much there as on my
lower legs. Other than that, I check out. But you forgot the back. A
trail of hair down the back is *very* sexy, although I don't expect you to
appreciate such things ...
A.
BAZ!
Alister wrote in message <01be981f$8d0cff80$c9caac3e@default>...
He does have the hairiest hands I've ever seen though. Especially the
palms...
BAZ! 0 :' >
Alister
BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<926040353.5161.7...@news.demon.co.uk>...
<Insert bad 'matt' joke here>
A.
BAZ!
Alister wrote in message <01be9829$d785bde0$c9caac3e@default>...
<Insert some sort of comment about the relevance of "Matt", (something to do
with a girlfriend maybe) to which I am not a party...>
Alister
BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<926041567.5422.3...@news.demon.co.uk>...
<Insert He he he he he he he he>
A.
BAZ!
Alister wrote in message <01be982c$3db7ef00$c9caac3e@default>...
<Insert CC style "i hate you all">
BAZ! 0 :' >
BAZ!
<Insert some witty retort which is on the tip of my tongue but which just
won't come to me>
Matthew Maggio
Alister wrote:
> > > Neither am I particularly, but I'm told I have hair in 'all the right
> > > places'. I assume it was an aesthetic observation and not a biological
> one..
> >
> > Let's see...decent amount lower legs, sparse amount on thighs, moderate
> on
> > gut and chest...and the obvious...
>
> I sort of fall down on the thighs, I have almost as much there as on my
> lower legs. Other than that, I check out. But you forgot the back. A
> trail of hair down the back is *very* sexy, although I don't expect you to
> appreciate such things ...
Hmm...I seem to have a little bit in the center of my lower back; and to
think I've been trying to hide that for years...
Alister
BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<926043730.5837.1...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>
> Alister wrote in message <01be982c$3db7ef00$c9caac3e@default>...
> >
> >
> >BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
> ><926041567.5422.3...@news.demon.co.uk>...
> >>
> >> Alister wrote in message <01be9829$d785bde0$c9caac3e@default>...
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
> >> ><926040353.5161.7...@news.demon.co.uk>...
> >> >>
> >> >> Alister wrote in message <01be981f$8d0cff80$c9caac3e@default>...
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Matthew Maggio <matthe...@geocities.com> wrote in article
> >> >> ><37322E16...@geocities.com>...
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Alister wrote
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > > > I can't help that, you hairy Mediterranean oaf ...
> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> > > Hey! I'm not even that hairy....
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Neither am I particularly, but I'm told I have hair in 'all
the
> >> >right
> >> >> >> > places'. I assume it was an aesthetic observation and not a
> >> >biological
> >> >> >one..
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Let's see...decent amount lower legs, sparse amount on
thighs,
> >> >> >moderate on
> >> >> >> gut and chest...and the obvious...
> >> >> >
> >> >> >I sort of fall down on the thighs, I have almost as much there as
on
> >my
> >> >> >lower legs. Other than that, I check out. But you forgot the
back.
> >A
> >> >> >trail of hair down the back is *very* sexy, although I don't
expect
> >you
> >> >to
> >> >> >appreciate such things ...
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> He does have the hairiest hands I've ever seen though. Especially
the
> >> >> palms...
> >> >
> >> ><Insert bad 'matt' joke here>
> >> >
> >>
> >>
> >> <Insert some sort of comment about the relevance of "Matt", (something
to
> >do
> >> with a girlfriend maybe) to which I am not a party...>
> >
> ><Insert He he he he he he he he>
> >
>
>
> <Insert CC style "i hate you all">
<Insert uproarious laughter>
A.
Alister
BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<926044803.6014.1...@news.demon.co.uk>...
> <Insert some witty retort which is on the tip of my tongue but which just
> won't come to me>
<insert Hellraiser quote which everyone except Justin misses completely>
A.
Alister
Matthew Maggio <matthe...@geocities.com> wrote in article
<373268F7...@geocities.com>...
>
>
> Alister wrote:
>
> > > > Neither am I particularly, but I'm told I have hair in 'all the
right
> > > > places'. I assume it was an aesthetic observation and not a
biological
> > one..
> > >
> > > Let's see...decent amount lower legs, sparse amount on thighs,
moderate
> > on
> > > gut and chest...and the obvious...
> >
> > I sort of fall down on the thighs, I have almost as much there as on my
> > lower legs. Other than that, I check out. But you forgot the back. A
> > trail of hair down the back is *very* sexy, although I don't expect you
to
> > appreciate such things ...
>
> Hmm...I seem to have a little bit in the center of my lower back; and
to
> think I've been trying to hide that for years...
You fool. I knew you had no aesthetic taste ...
A.
Alister
Brian D. Schenck <shr...@wam.umd.edu> wrote in article
<37387018...@news.wam.umd.edu>...
> On 7 May 1999 00:17:52 GMT, "Alister"
> <Alister....@btinternet.com> put forth the following:
>
> :>Matthew Maggio <matthe...@geocities.com> wrote in article
>
> :>> Let's see...decent amount lower legs, sparse amount on thighs,
> :>moderate on
> :>> gut and chest...and the obvious...
>
> :>I sort of fall down on the thighs, I have almost as much there as on my
> :>lower legs. Other than that, I check out. But you forgot the back. A
> :>trail of hair down the back is *very* sexy, although I don't expect you
to
> :>appreciate such things ...
>
> How about a huge patch that runs from shoulder to shoulder and can be
> braided?
I think that qualifies you as a member of the equine genus ...
A.
BAZ!
Alister wrote in message <01be98bb$4dc03120$133a63c3@default>...
>
>
>BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
><926044803.6014.1...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>>
>> Alister wrote in message <01be982c$3db7ef00$c9caac3e@default>...
>> >
>> >
>> >BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
>> ><926041567.5422.3...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>> >>
>> >> Alister wrote in message <01be9829$d785bde0$c9caac3e@default>...
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
>> >> ><926040353.5161.7...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Alister wrote in message <01be981f$8d0cff80$c9caac3e@default>...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Alister wrote
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> > > > I can't help that, you hairy Mediterranean oaf ...
>> >> >> >> > >
>> >> >> >> > > Hey! I'm not even that hairy....
>> >> >> >> >
>the
>> >> >right
>> >> >> >> > places'. I assume it was an aesthetic observation and not a
>> >> >biological
>> >> >> >one..
>> >> >> >>
>thighs,
>> >> >> >moderate on
>> >> >> >> gut and chest...and the obvious...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >I sort of fall down on the thighs, I have almost as much there as
>on
>> >my
>> >> >> >lower legs. Other than that, I check out. But you forgot the
>back.
>> >A
>> >> >> >trail of hair down the back is *very* sexy, although I don't
>expect
>> >you
>> >> >to
>> >> >> >appreciate such things ...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>the
>> >> >> palms...
>> >> >
>> >> ><Insert bad 'matt' joke here>
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> <Insert some sort of comment about the relevance of "Matt", (something
>to
>> >do
>> >> with a girlfriend maybe) to which I am not a party...>
>> >
>> ><Insert He he he he he he he he>
>> >
>>
>>
>> <Insert some witty retort which is on the tip of my tongue but which just
>> won't come to me>
>
><insert Hellraiser quote which everyone except Justin misses completely>
>
<Insert "Yeah, but I got the Bad Taste one">
BAZ!
Brian D. Schenck wrote in message <37397049...@news.wam.umd.edu>...
>On Fri, 7 May 1999 03:31:34 +0100, "BAZ!"
><BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> put forth the following:
>
>:>Alister wrote in message <01be982c$3db7ef00$c9caac3e@default>...
>
>:>><Insert He he he he he he he he>
>
>:><Insert some witty retort which is on the tip of my tongue but which just
>:>won't come to me>
>
>
Those beef carcasses he confiscated from me?
BAZ! 0 :' >
Alister
BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<926108950.17707.6...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>
> Alister wrote in message <01be98bb$4dc03120$133a63c3@default>...
> >
> >
> >BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
> ><926044803.6014.1...@news.demon.co.uk>...
> >>
> >> Alister wrote in message <01be982c$3db7ef00$c9caac3e@default>...
> >> >
> >> >
> >> ><Insert He he he he he he he he>
> >> >
> >>
> >>
> >> <Insert some witty retort which is on the tip of my tongue but which
just
> >> won't come to me>
> >
> ><insert Hellraiser quote which everyone except Justin misses completely>
> >
>
>
> <Insert "Yeah, but I got the Bad Taste one">
<insert 'So would I have done if my newsreader wasn't so crap and deposits
things 2 or 3 days late all the time'>
A.
BAZ!
Alister wrote in message <01be98cd$867b55a0$133a63c3@default>...
<Insert "Yeah, yeah... any excuse">
Alister
BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<926119489.23675.1...@news.demon.co.uk>...
<Insert sarcastic comment about the crappiness of Baz' server too>
A.
Vampy
<926041567.5422.3...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>
>>> >> > > > I can't help that, you hairy Mediterranean oaf ...
>>> >> > >
>>> >> > > Hey! I'm not even that hairy....
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Neither am I particularly, but I'm told I have hair in 'all the
>>right
>>> >> > places'. I assume it was an aesthetic observation and not a
>>biological
>>> >one..
>>> >>
>>> >> Let's see...decent amount lower legs, sparse amount on thighs,
>>> >moderate on
>>> >> gut and chest...and the obvious...
>>> >
>>> >I sort of fall down on the thighs, I have almost as much there as on my
>>> >lower legs. Other than that, I check out. But you forgot the back. A
>>> >trail of hair down the back is *very* sexy, although I don't expect you
>>to
>>> >appreciate such things ...
>>> >
>>>
>>>
>>> He does have the hairiest hands I've ever seen though. Especially the
>>> palms...
>>
>><Insert bad 'matt' joke here>
>>
>
>
><Insert some sort of comment about the relevance of "Matt", (something to
do
>with a girlfriend maybe) to which I am not a party...>
<Insert threat and circus music here>
Vampy
<926044803.6014.1...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>
>Alister wrote in message <01be982c$3db7ef00$c9caac3e@default>...
>>
>>
>>BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
>><926041567.5422.3...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>>>
>>> Alister wrote in message <01be9829$d785bde0$c9caac3e@default>...
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
>>> ><926040353.5161.7...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>>> >>
>>> >> Alister wrote in message <01be981f$8d0cff80$c9caac3e@default>...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Matthew Maggio <matthe...@geocities.com> wrote in article
>>> >> ><37322E16...@geocities.com>...
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> Alister wrote
>>> >> >>
>>
>
>
><Insert some witty retort which is on the tip of my tongue but which just
>won't come to me>
<Insert the rest of Mike Walker's article here>
cheshire cat
>right
>> > > > places'. I assume it was an aesthetic observation and not a
>biological
>> > one..
>> > >
>> > > Let's see...decent amount lower legs, sparse amount on thighs,
>moderate
>> > on
>> > > gut and chest...and the obvious...
>> >
>> > I sort of fall down on the thighs, I have almost as much there as on my
>> > lower legs. Other than that, I check out. But you forgot the back. A
>> > trail of hair down the back is *very* sexy, although I don't expect you
>to
>> > appreciate such things ...
>>
>to
>> think I've been trying to hide that for years...
>
>You fool. I knew you had no aesthetic taste ...
>
>A.
...i have no hair on my entire body save the obvious...
the Cheshire Cat strikes again!
^___^
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BAZ!
Vampy wrote in message ...
>BAZ! wrote in message
><926044803.6014.1...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>>
>>Alister wrote in message <01be982c$3db7ef00$c9caac3e@default>...
>>>
>>>
>>>BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
>>><926041567.5422.3...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>>>>
>>>> Alister wrote in message <01be9829$d785bde0$c9caac3e@default>...
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
>>>> ><926040353.5161.7...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Alister wrote in message <01be981f$8d0cff80$c9caac3e@default>...
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> >Matthew Maggio <matthe...@geocities.com> wrote in article
>>>> >> ><37322E16...@geocities.com>...
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >> Alister wrote
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >> > > > I can't help that, you hairy Mediterranean oaf ...
>>>> >> >> > >
>>>> >> >> > > Hey! I'm not even that hairy....
>>>> >> >> >
>>>> >right
>>>> >> >> > places'. I assume it was an aesthetic observation and not a
>>>> >biological
>>>> >> >one..
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >> Let's see...decent amount lower legs, sparse amount on
thighs,
>>>> >> >moderate on
>>>> >> >> gut and chest...and the obvious...
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> >I sort of fall down on the thighs, I have almost as much there as
on
>>>my
>>>> >> >lower legs. Other than that, I check out. But you forgot the
back.
>>>A
>>>> >> >trail of hair down the back is *very* sexy, although I don't expect
>>>you
>>>> >to
>>>> >> >appreciate such things ...
>>>> >> >
>>>> >>
>>>> >>
>the
>>>> >> palms...
>>>> >
>>>> ><Insert bad 'matt' joke here>
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> <Insert some sort of comment about the relevance of "Matt", (something
>to
>>>do
>>>> with a girlfriend maybe) to which I am not a party...>
>>>
>>><Insert He he he he he he he he>
>>>
>>
>>
>><Insert some witty retort which is on the tip of my tongue but which just
>>won't come to me>
>
>
><Insert the rest of Mike Walker's article here>
>
<Insert life sized L**artes into the orifice from which Walker seems to talk
most of the time[1]>
BAZ! 0 :' >
[1] i.e. his arse
BAZ!
Alister wrote in message <01be98e2$6f09d9e0$133a63c3@default>...><926119489.23675.1...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>>
>> Alister wrote in message <01be98cd$867b55a0$133a63c3@default>...>> ><926108950.17707.6...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>> >>
>> >> Alister wrote in message <01be98bb$4dc03120$133a63c3@default>...
>completely>
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> <Insert "Yeah, but I got the Bad Taste one">
>> >
>> ><insert 'So would I have done if my newsreader wasn't so crap and
>deposits
>> >things 2 or 3 days late all the time'>
>> >
>>
>>
>> <Insert "Yeah, yeah... any excuse">
>
><Insert sarcastic comment about the crappiness of Baz' server too>
>
<Insert, yeah, but at least it's got a cool name>
BAZ!
Vampy wrote in message ...
>BAZ! wrote in message
>>
>>>> >> > > > I can't help that, you hairy Mediterranean oaf ...
>>>> >> > >
>>>> >> > > Hey! I'm not even that hairy....
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> > Neither am I particularly, but I'm told I have hair in 'all the
>>>right
>>>> >> > places'. I assume it was an aesthetic observation and not a
>>>biological
>>>> >one..
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Let's see...decent amount lower legs, sparse amount on thighs,
>>>> >moderate on
>>>> >> gut and chest...and the obvious...
>>>> >
>>>> >I sort of fall down on the thighs, I have almost as much there as on
my
>>>> >lower legs. Other than that, I check out. But you forgot the back.
A
>>>> >trail of hair down the back is *very* sexy, although I don't expect
you
>>>to
>>>> >appreciate such things ...
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> He does have the hairiest hands I've ever seen though. Especially the
>>>> palms...
>>>
>>><Insert bad 'matt' joke here>
>>>
>>
>>
>><Insert some sort of comment about the relevance of "Matt", (something to
>do
>>with a girlfriend maybe) to which I am not a party...>
>
>
>
<Insert bill for therapy here>
Alister
BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<926123436.25423.9...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>
> Alister wrote in message <01be98e2$6f09d9e0$133a63c3@default>...
> >
> >
> >BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
> ><926119489.23675.1...@news.demon.co.uk>...
> >>
> >> Alister wrote in message <01be98cd$867b55a0$133a63c3@default>...
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
> >> ><926108950.17707.6...@news.demon.co.uk>...
> >> >>
> >> >> Alister wrote in message <01be98bb$4dc03120$133a63c3@default>...
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> >BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
> >> >> ><926044803.6014.1...@news.demon.co.uk>...
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Alister wrote in message <01be982c$3db7ef00$c9caac3e@default>...
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
> >> >> >> ><926041567.5422.3...@news.demon.co.uk>...
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Alister wrote in message
<01be9829$d785bde0$c9caac3e@default>...
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
> >> >> >> >> ><926040353.5161.7...@news.demon.co.uk>...
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Alister wrote in message
> ><01be981f$8d0cff80$c9caac3e@default>...
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >Matthew Maggio <matthe...@geocities.com> wrote in
> >article
> >> >> >> >> >> ><37322E16...@geocities.com>...
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Alister wrote
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > I can't help that, you hairy Mediterranean oaf
..
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> ><Insert He he he he he he he he>
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> <Insert some witty retort which is on the tip of my tongue but
> >which
> >> >just
> >> >> >> won't come to me>
> >> >> >
> >> >> ><insert Hellraiser quote which everyone except Justin misses
> >completely>
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> <Insert "Yeah, but I got the Bad Taste one">
> >> >
> >> ><insert 'So would I have done if my newsreader wasn't so crap and
> >deposits
> >> >things 2 or 3 days late all the time'>
> >> >
> >>
> >>
> >> <Insert "Yeah, yeah... any excuse">
> >
> ><Insert sarcastic comment about the crappiness of Baz' server too>
> >
>
>
> <Insert, yeah, but at least it's got a cool name>
<Insert not caring a toss>
A.
BAZ!
Alister wrote in message <01be98eb$52d3c7a0$133a63c3@default>...
<Insert "Yeah, but it's still got a cool name">
Alister
BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<926126128.26409.1...@news.demon.co.uk>...
<Insert still not giving a 3-hour toss in fishnets>
A.
BAZ!
Alister wrote in message <01be98f2$48709d40$133a63c3@default>...
<Insert sudden taking of interest...>
Alister
BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<926129724.27515.3...@news.demon.co.uk>...
<Insert thinly-veiled hint about spray cream>
A.
BAZ!
Alister wrote in message <01be98f8$f0c97b00$133a63c3@default>...
<Insert pathetic attempt to glean more information...>
Vampy
<926123435.25423.8...@news.demon.co.uk>...>>>>> >> > > > I can't help that, you hairy Mediterranean oaf ...
>>>>> >> > >
>>>>> >> > > Hey! I'm not even that hairy....
>>>>> >> >
>>>>> >> > Neither am I particularly, but I'm told I have hair in 'all the
>>>>right
>>>>> >> > places'. I assume it was an aesthetic observation and not a
>>>>biological
>>>>> >one..
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> Let's see...decent amount lower legs, sparse amount on thighs,
>>>>> >moderate on
>>>>> >> gut and chest...and the obvious...
>>>>> >
>>>>> >I sort of fall down on the thighs, I have almost as much there as on
>my
>>>>> >lower legs. Other than that, I check out. But you forgot the back.
>A
>>>>> >trail of hair down the back is *very* sexy, although I don't expect
>you
>>>>to
>>>>> >appreciate such things ...
>>>>> >
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> He does have the hairiest hands I've ever seen though. Especially the
>>>>> palms...
>>>>
>>>><Insert bad 'matt' joke here>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>><Insert some sort of comment about the relevance of "Matt", (something to
>>do
>>>with a girlfriend maybe) to which I am not a party...>
>>
>>
>>
>
>
><Insert bill for therapy here>
<Insert large cardboard cheque here>
Vampy
>
>>> >
>>> > I sort of fall down on the thighs, I have almost as much there as on
my
>>> > lower legs. Other than that, I check out. But you forgot the back.
A
>>> > trail of hair down the back is *very* sexy, although I don't expect
you
>>to
>>> > appreciate such things ...
>>>
and
>>to
>>> think I've been trying to hide that for years...
>>
>>You fool. I knew you had no aesthetic taste ...
>>
>>A.
>
>...i have no hair on my entire body save the obvious...
Your head?
BAZ!
>>right
>>> > > > places'. I assume it was an aesthetic observation and not a
>>biological
>>> > one..
>>> > >
>>> > > Let's see...decent amount lower legs, sparse amount on thighs,
>>moderate
>>> > on
>>> > > gut and chest...and the obvious...
>>> >
my
>>> > lower legs. Other than that, I check out. But you forgot the back.
A
>>> > trail of hair down the back is *very* sexy, although I don't expect
you
>>to
>>> > appreciate such things ...
>>>
>>> Hmm...I seem to have a little bit in the center of my lower back;
and
>>to
>>> think I've been trying to hide that for years...
>>
>>You fool. I knew you had no aesthetic taste ...
>>
>>A.
>
>...i have no hair on my entire body save the obvious...
>
The "obvious" being ear or nose?
BAZ! 0 :' >
Alister
cheshire cat <chesh...@hawaii.rr.com> wrote in article
And you assumed I did not already know that? Foolish mortal.
A.
Alister
BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<926168609.8207.5...@news.demon.co.uk>...
<Insert elopement with three other members of the group, leaving Baz
behind, lonely and miserable>
A.
BAZ!
Vampy wrote in message <5jYY2.11933$wi4....@nnrp2.clara.net>...
>BAZ! wrote in message
><926123435.25423.8...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>>
>>Vampy wrote in message ...
>>>BAZ! wrote in message
>>><926041567.5422.3...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>><Insert bill for therapy here>
>
>
><Insert large cardboard cheque here>
>
<Insert "Muchos gracias... hey! This is a rubber cheque with card wrapped
around it... Never mind, I'm sure I'll find a use for it...">
BAZ!
Alister wrote in message <01be996c$5af6e440$68eaabc3@default>...
<Insert loneliness, miserableness, radidly being replaced by nosiness as I
root through Alister's drawers while he's gone...>
Alister
BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<926189395.25652.3...@news.demon.co.uk>...
<Insert *very* unpleasant booby-trap>
A.
cheshire cat
Vampy wrote in message <7jYY2.11934$wi4....@nnrp2.clara.net>...
>my
>>>> > lower legs. Other than that, I check out. But you forgot the back.
>A
>>>> > trail of hair down the back is *very* sexy, although I don't expect
>you
>>>to
>>>> > appreciate such things ...
>>>>
>and
>>>to
>>>> think I've been trying to hide that for years...
>>>
>>>You fool. I knew you had no aesthetic taste ...
>>>
>>>A.
>>
>>...i have no hair on my entire body save the obvious...
>
>
yes, hair on my head and another part of my body that i will not talk about.
cheshire cat
BAZ! wrote in message
<926176608.13022.1...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>>>right
>>>> > > > places'. I assume it was an aesthetic observation and not a
>>>biological
>>>> > one..
>>>> > >
>>>> > > Let's see...decent amount lower legs, sparse amount on thighs,
>>>moderate
>>>> > on
>>>> > > gut and chest...and the obvious...
>>>> >
>my
>>>> > lower legs. Other than that, I check out. But you forgot the back.
>A
>>>> > trail of hair down the back is *very* sexy, although I don't expect
>you
>>>to
>>>> > appreciate such things ...
>>>>
>>>> Hmm...I seem to have a little bit in the center of my lower back;
>and
>>>to
>>>> think I've been trying to hide that for years...
>>>
>>>You fool. I knew you had no aesthetic taste ...
>>>
>>>A.
>>
>>...i have no hair on my entire body save the obvious...
>>
>
>
>
>BAZ! 0 :' >
no, head, armpits and an unmentionable
cheshire cat
>> >right
>> >> > > > places'. I assume it was an aesthetic observation and not a
>> >biological
>> >> > one..
>> >> > >
>> >> > > Let's see...decent amount lower legs, sparse amount on thighs,
>> >moderate
>> >> > on
>> >> > > gut and chest...and the obvious...
>> >> >
>> >> > I sort of fall down on the thighs, I have almost as much there as on
>my
>> >> > lower legs. Other than that, I check out. But you forgot the back.
> A
>> >> > trail of hair down the back is *very* sexy, although I don't expect
>you
>> >to
>> >> > appreciate such things ...
>> >>
>> >> Hmm...I seem to have a little bit in the center of my lower back;
>and
>> >to
>> >> think I've been trying to hide that for years...
>> >
>> >You fool. I knew you had no aesthetic taste ...
>> >
>> >A.
>>
>> ...i have no hair on my entire body save the obvious...
>
>
>A.
its the Indian in me.
BAZ!
cheshire cat wrote in message <37346...@news.hawaii.rr.com>...
>
>BAZ! wrote in message
><926176608.13022.1...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>>
>>cheshire cat wrote in message <37338...@news.hawaii.rr.com>...
>>>>right
>>>>> > > > places'. I assume it was an aesthetic observation and not a
>>>>biological
>>>>> > one..
>>>>> > >
>>>>> > > Let's see...decent amount lower legs, sparse amount on thighs,
>>>>moderate
>>>>> > on
>>>>> > > gut and chest...and the obvious...
>>>>> >
>>>>> > I sort of fall down on the thighs, I have almost as much there as on
>>my
>>>>> > lower legs. Other than that, I check out. But you forgot the back.
>>A
>>>>> > trail of hair down the back is *very* sexy, although I don't expect
>>you
>>>>to
>>>>> > appreciate such things ...
>>>>>
>>>>> Hmm...I seem to have a little bit in the center of my lower back;
>>and
>>>>to
>>>>> think I've been trying to hide that for years...
>>>>
>>>>You fool. I knew you had no aesthetic taste ...
>>>>
>>>>A.
>>>
>>>...i have no hair on my entire body save the obvious...
>>>
>>
>>
>>
>>BAZ! 0 :' >
>
>no, head, armpits and an unmentionable
>
Only one? I thought you had three unmentionables...
BAZ! 0 :' >
BAZ!
Alister wrote in message <01be9985$ebd72c40$68eaabc3@default>...
<Extract painful object from offending orifice... continue the search
anyway>
Alister
cheshire cat <chesh...@hawaii.rr.com> wrote in article
<37346...@news.hawaii.rr.com>...
>
> Vampy wrote in message <7jYY2.11934$wi4....@nnrp2.clara.net>...
> >cheshire cat wrote in message <37338...@news.hawaii.rr.com>...
> >>
> >>>> >
> >>>> > I sort of fall down on the thighs, I have almost as much there as
on
> >my
> >>>> > lower legs. Other than that, I check out. But you forgot the
back.
> >A
> >>>> > trail of hair down the back is *very* sexy, although I don't
expect
> >you
> >>>to
> >>>> > appreciate such things ...
> >>>>
> >>>> Hmm...I seem to have a little bit in the center of my lower
back;
> >and
> >>>to
> >>>> think I've been trying to hide that for years...
> >>>
> >>>You fool. I knew you had no aesthetic taste ...
> >>>
> >>>A.
> >>
> >>...i have no hair on my entire body save the obvious...
> >
> >
> >Your head?
>
> yes, hair on my head and another part of my body that i will not talk
about.
Hey, I'll talk about it if you're shy ...
A.
Alister
cheshire cat <chesh...@hawaii.rr.com> wrote in article
<37346...@news.hawaii.rr.com>...
>
> BAZ! wrote in message
> <926176608.13022.1...@news.demon.co.uk>...
> >
> >cheshire cat wrote in message <37338...@news.hawaii.rr.com>...
> >>>> > > > Neither am I particularly, but I'm told I have hair in 'all
the
> >>>right
> >>>> > > > places'. I assume it was an aesthetic observation and not a
> >>>biological
> >>>> > one..
> >>>> > >
> >>>> > > Let's see...decent amount lower legs, sparse amount on
thighs,
> >>>moderate
> >>>> > on
> >>>> > > gut and chest...and the obvious...
> >>>> >
> >>>> > I sort of fall down on the thighs, I have almost as much there as
on
> >my
> >>>> > lower legs. Other than that, I check out. But you forgot the
back.
> >A
> >>>> > trail of hair down the back is *very* sexy, although I don't
expect
> >you
> >>>to
> >>>> > appreciate such things ...
> >>>>
> >>>> Hmm...I seem to have a little bit in the center of my lower
back;
> >and
> >>>to
> >>>> think I've been trying to hide that for years...
> >>>
> >>>You fool. I knew you had no aesthetic taste ...
> >>>
> >>>A.
> >>
> >>...i have no hair on my entire body save the obvious...
> >>
> >
> >
> >The "obvious" being ear or nose?
> >
> >BAZ! 0 :' >
>
> no, head, armpits and an unmentionable
Unmentionable? Please. If people can't even mention the word 'pubic' in
public (ha ha, that was good), the world has become a very sad place
indeed.
A.
Alister
cheshire cat <chesh...@hawaii.rr.com> wrote in article
<37346...@news.hawaii.rr.com>...
> >And you assumed I did not already know that? Foolish mortal.
> >
> >A.
>
> its the Indian in me.
Yeah, I had a curry last night. Kept me up for hours ...
A.
Alister
BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<926193712.28404.7...@news.demon.co.uk>...
<Insert truly shocking evidence of a revolting sexual nature>
A.
BAZ!
cheshire cat wrote in message <37346...@news.hawaii.rr.com>...
>
>Vampy wrote in message <7jYY2.11934$wi4....@nnrp2.clara.net>...
>>my
>>>>> > lower legs. Other than that, I check out. But you forgot the back.
>>A
>>>>> > trail of hair down the back is *very* sexy, although I don't expect
>>you
>>>>to
>>>>> > appreciate such things ...
>>>>>
>>and
>>>>to
>>>>> think I've been trying to hide that for years...
>>>>
>>>>You fool. I knew you had no aesthetic taste ...
>>>>
>>>>A.
>>>
>>>...i have no hair on my entire body save the obvious...
>>
>>
>
>yes, hair on my head and another part of my body that i will not talk
about.
>
Hairy palms... I wouldn't talk about them either...
BAZ! 0 :' >
BAZ!
>>> >right
>>> >> > > > places'. I assume it was an aesthetic observation and not a
>>> >biological
>>> >> > one..
>>> >> > >
>>> >> > > Let's see...decent amount lower legs, sparse amount on
thighs,
>>> >moderate
>>> >> > on
>>> >> > > gut and chest...and the obvious...
>>> >> >
on
>>my
>>> >> > lower legs. Other than that, I check out. But you forgot the
back.
>> A
>>> >> > trail of hair down the back is *very* sexy, although I don't expect
>>you
>>> >to
>>> >> > appreciate such things ...
>>> >>
>>> >> Hmm...I seem to have a little bit in the center of my lower back;
>>and
>>> >to
>>> >> think I've been trying to hide that for years...
>>> >
>>> >You fool. I knew you had no aesthetic taste ...
>>> >
>>> >A.
>>>
>>> ...i have no hair on my entire body save the obvious...
>>
>>
>>A.
>
>its the Indian in me.
>
I hope you realise what you just did <Heads off to bunker to escape incoming
innuendo...>
BAZ! 0 :' >
Alister
BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<926201928.2640.4...@news.demon.co.uk>...
You're too late! I already made it over an hour ago!!
A.
Alister
BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<926206601.4817.12...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>
> Alister wrote in message <01be998f$47fa1f60$68eaabc3@default>...
> <Insert bagging of evidence for future use and scarpering through an open
> window>
<Insert police chase through back streets of Hammersmith>
A.
BAZ!
Alister wrote in message <01be998f$47fa1f60$68eaabc3@default>...
BAZ!
Alister wrote in message <01be99af$144a6920$68eaabc3@default>...
<Insert rapidly becoming exhausted and resorting to rolling down big hills
to try and escape>
Alister
BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<926215764.7820.5...@news.demon.co.uk>...
<Insert police helicopters with heavy machine guns ... well, they borrowed
them>
A.
BAZ!
Alister wrote in message <01be99c3$2d7b99a0$68eaabc3@default>...
<Insert slightly prickly sensation as the bullets penetrate some outer
layers of fat. Somehow picks up extra speed (I know, surprised me too)>
Alister
BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<926219615.8533.7...@news.demon.co.uk>...
<Insert anti-tank missiles and 18" shells fired from offshore battleships>
A.
BAZ!
Alister wrote in message <01be9a34$b0e001c0$643fac3e@default>...
<Insert suffering of deep subcutaneous yet non-lethal wounds>
BAZ! 0 :' >
Alister
BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<926279846.21188.7...@news.demon.co.uk>...
<Insert poisoned bacon, cheese and tomato butties>
A.
Matthew Maggio
Alister wrote:
> > > I sort of fall down on the thighs, I have almost as much there as on my
> > > lower legs. Other than that, I check out. But you forgot the back. A
> > > trail of hair down the back is *very* sexy, although I don't expect you
> to
> > > appreciate such things ...
> >
> > Hmm...I seem to have a little bit in the center of my lower back; and
> to
> > think I've been trying to hide that for years...
>
> You fool. I knew you had no aesthetic taste ...
Why does no one tell me these things?
--
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member of the Paratheo-anametamystikhood
of Eris Esoteric (POEE), KSC
aka Most Holy Nonsaviour John Dillinger
A Philosophical Concept
Oberschreibstiftführer of the
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Alister
Matthew Maggio <matthe...@geocities.com> wrote in article
<3735FCDD...@geocities.com>...
>
>
> Alister wrote:
>
> > > > I sort of fall down on the thighs, I have almost as much there as
on my
> > > > lower legs. Other than that, I check out. But you forgot the
back. A
> > > > trail of hair down the back is *very* sexy, although I don't expect
you
> > to
> > > > appreciate such things ...
> > >
> > > Hmm...I seem to have a little bit in the center of my lower back;
and
> > to
> > > think I've been trying to hide that for years...
> >
> > You fool. I knew you had no aesthetic taste ...
>
> Why does no one tell me these things?
You can always ask me ...
A.
Matthew Maggio
Alister wrote:
> > Why does no one tell me these things?
>
> You can always ask me ...
Of course, master...
--
Episkopos Matthew Maggio, Saint, Pope,
member of the Paratheo-anametamystikhood
of Eris Esoteric (POEE), KSC
aka Most Holy Nonsaviour John Dillinger
A Philosophical Concept
His Most Grammatical Highness, Chosen One of
the OED, Oberschreibstiftführer of the RGMW
Grammar Nazi League, Holder of the Red Ink
Throne; Commissioner of RGMWCNSONT, Guardian
Matthew Maggio
Alister wrote:
> > > You can always ask me ...
> >
> > Of course, master...
>
> Now, now. We'll have none of that at this hour of the morning.
<Rubs sleep out of eyes>
Is it Naked Time (TM) already?
BAZ!
Alister wrote in message <01be9a5f$5229e300$61ffabc3@default>...
>
>> >> ><Insert police helicopters with heavy machine guns ... well, they
>> >borrowed
>> >> >them>
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> <Insert slightly prickly sensation as the bullets penetrate some outer
>> >> layers of fat. Somehow picks up extra speed (I know, surprised me
>too)>
>> >
>> ><Insert anti-tank missiles and 18" shells fired from offshore
>battleships>
>> >
>>
>>
>> <Insert suffering of deep subcutaneous yet non-lethal wounds>
>
><Insert poisoned bacon, cheese and tomato butties>
>
<Insert absent-mindedly leaving incriminating evidence on park bench while
investigating butty. Butty is duly eaten...>
Alister
BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<926297916.625.17...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>
> Alister wrote in message <01be9a5f$5229e300$61ffabc3@default>...
> >
> >> >> ><Insert police helicopters with heavy machine guns ... well, they
> >> >borrowed
> >> >> >them>
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> <Insert slightly prickly sensation as the bullets penetrate some
outer
> >> >> layers of fat. Somehow picks up extra speed (I know, surprised me
> >too)>
> >> >
> >> ><Insert anti-tank missiles and 18" shells fired from offshore
> >battleships>
> >> >
> >>
> >>
> >> <Insert suffering of deep subcutaneous yet non-lethal wounds>
> >
> ><Insert poisoned bacon, cheese and tomato butties>
> >
>
>
> <Insert absent-mindedly leaving incriminating evidence on park bench
while
> investigating butty. Butty is duly eaten...>
<Insert discovery and subsequent worldwide military/police search for owner
of incriminating evidence>
A.
BAZ!
Alister wrote in message <01be9a83$a74590e0$61ffabc3@default>...><926297916.625.17...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>>
>> Alister wrote in message <01be9a5f$5229e300$61ffabc3@default>...
>> >
>> >> >> ><Insert police helicopters with heavy machine guns ... well, they
>> >> >borrowed
>> >> >> >them>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> <Insert slightly prickly sensation as the bullets penetrate some
>outer
>> >> >> layers of fat. Somehow picks up extra speed (I know, surprised me
>> >too)>
>> >> >
>> >> ><Insert anti-tank missiles and 18" shells fired from offshore
>> >battleships>
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> <Insert suffering of deep subcutaneous yet non-lethal wounds>
>> >
>> ><Insert poisoned bacon, cheese and tomato butties>
>> >
>>
>>
>while
>> investigating butty. Butty is duly eaten...>
>
><Insert discovery and subsequent worldwide military/police search for owner
>of incriminating evidence>
>
<Insert stomach ache and suspicion that it was "Something I ate">
Alister
BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<926303399.1784.3...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>
> Alister wrote in message <01be9a83$a74590e0$61ffabc3@default>...
> >
> >
> >BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
> ><926297916.625.17...@news.demon.co.uk>...
> >>
> >> Alister wrote in message <01be9a5f$5229e300$61ffabc3@default>...
> >> >
> >> >> >> ><Insert police helicopters with heavy machine guns ... well,
they
> >> >> >borrowed
> >> >> >> >them>
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> <Insert slightly prickly sensation as the bullets penetrate some
> >outer
> >> >> >> layers of fat. Somehow picks up extra speed (I know, surprised
me
> >> >too)>
> >> >> >
> >> >> ><Insert anti-tank missiles and 18" shells fired from offshore
> >> >battleships>
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> <Insert suffering of deep subcutaneous yet non-lethal wounds>
> >> >
> >> ><Insert poisoned bacon, cheese and tomato butties>
> >> >
> >>
> >>
> >> <Insert absent-mindedly leaving incriminating evidence on park bench
> >while
> >> investigating butty. Butty is duly eaten...>
> >
> ><Insert discovery and subsequent worldwide military/police search for
owner
> >of incriminating evidence>
> >
>
>
> <Insert stomach ache and suspicion that it was "Something I ate">
<Insert public execution somewhere in Bolivia>
A.
Alister
Matthew Maggio <matthe...@geocities.com> wrote in article
<37364877...@geocities.com>...
>
>
> Alister wrote:
>
> > > Why does no one tell me these things?
> >
> > You can always ask me ...
>
> Of course, master...
Now, now. We'll have none of that at this hour of the morning.
A.
BAZ!
Brian D. Schenck wrote in message <37393c90...@news.wam.umd.edu>...
>On Fri, 7 May 1999 20:49:57 +0100, "BAZ!"
><BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> put forth the following:
>
>:>Brian D. Schenck wrote in message <37397049...@news.wam.umd.edu>...
>
>:>>Don't worry, Alister has something for the tip of your tongue...
>
>:>Those beef carcasses he confiscated from me?
>
>Well, it does involve a certain meat product...
>
Oh, god! It's not... Surely he wouldn't... Not black pudding!? Please,
anything but that...
BAZ! 0 :' >
Alister
Matthew Maggio <matthe...@geocities.com> wrote in article
<37365422...@geocities.com>...
>
>
> Alister wrote:
>
> > > > You can always ask me ...
> > >
> > > Of course, master...
> >
> > Now, now. We'll have none of that at this hour of the morning.
>
> <Rubs sleep out of eyes>
>
> Is it Naked Time (TM) already?
Of course! When is it not?
A.
BAZ!
Alister wrote in message <01be9a8f$0d178a80$61ffabc3@default>...><926303399.1784.3...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>>
>> Alister wrote in message <01be9a83$a74590e0$61ffabc3@default>...>> ><926297916.625.17...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>> >>
>> >> Alister wrote in message <01be9a5f$5229e300$61ffabc3@default>...
>> >> >
>> >> >> >> ><Insert police helicopters with heavy machine guns ... well,
>they
>> >> >> >borrowed
>> >> >> >> >them>
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> <Insert slightly prickly sensation as the bullets penetrate some
>> >outer
>> >> >> >> layers of fat. Somehow picks up extra speed (I know, surprised
>me
>> >> >too)>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> ><Insert anti-tank missiles and 18" shells fired from offshore
>> >> >battleships>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> <Insert suffering of deep subcutaneous yet non-lethal wounds>
>> >> >
>> >> ><Insert poisoned bacon, cheese and tomato butties>
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >>
>> >while
>> >> investigating butty. Butty is duly eaten...>
>> >
>> ><Insert discovery and subsequent worldwide military/police search for
>owner
>> >of incriminating evidence>
>> >
>>
>>
>> <Insert stomach ache and suspicion that it was "Something I ate">
>
><Insert public execution somewhere in Bolivia>
>
<Insert slow and painful death over the course of several months, during
which time I occasionally wonder why I never got a postcard from Alister...>
Alister
BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<926368369.6244.13...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>
> Alister wrote in message <01be9a8f$0d178a80$61ffabc3@default>...
> >
> >
> >BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
> ><926303399.1784.3...@news.demon.co.uk>...
> >>
> >> Alister wrote in message <01be9a83$a74590e0$61ffabc3@default>...
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >BAZ! <BAZ!@ordo-malleus.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
> >> ><926297916.625.17...@news.demon.co.uk>...
> >> >>
> >> >> Alister wrote in message <01be9a5f$5229e300$61ffabc3@default>...
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> ><Insert police helicopters with heavy machine guns ... well,
> >they
> >> >> >> >borrowed
> >> >> >> >> >them>
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> <Insert slightly prickly sensation as the bullets penetrate
some
> >> >outer
> >> >> >> >> layers of fat. Somehow picks up extra speed (I know,
surprised
> >me
> >> >> >too)>
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> ><Insert anti-tank missiles and 18" shells fired from offshore
> >> >> >battleships>
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> <Insert suffering of deep subcutaneous yet non-lethal wounds>
> >> >> >
> >> >> ><Insert poisoned bacon, cheese and tomato butties>
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> <Insert absent-mindedly leaving incriminating evidence on park
bench
> >> >while
> >> >> investigating butty. Butty is duly eaten...>
> >> >
> >> ><Insert discovery and subsequent worldwide military/police search for
> >owner
> >> >of incriminating evidence>
> >> >
> >>
> >>
> >> <Insert stomach ache and suspicion that it was "Something I ate">
> >
> ><Insert public execution somewhere in Bolivia>
> >
>
>
> <Insert slow and painful death over the course of several months, during
> which time I occasionally wonder why I never got a postcard from
Alister...>
<Insert synchronised decomposition>
A.
cheshire cat
Alister wrote in message <01be9b24$4908e440$1ee2abc3@default>...><926368369.6244.13...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>>
>> Alister wrote in message <01be9a8f$0d178a80$61ffabc3@default>...>> ><926303399.1784.3...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>> >>
>> >> Alister wrote in message <01be9a83$a74590e0$61ffabc3@default>...>> >> ><926297916.625.17...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Alister wrote in message <01be9a5f$5229e300$61ffabc3@default>...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> ><Insert police helicopters with heavy machine guns ... well,
>> >they
>> >> >> >> >borrowed
>> >> >> >> >> >them>
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> <Insert slightly prickly sensation as the bullets penetrate
>some
>> >> >outer
>> >> >> >> >> layers of fat. Somehow picks up extra speed (I know,
>surprised
>> >me
>> >> >> >too)>
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> ><Insert anti-tank missiles and 18" shells fired from offshore
>> >> >> >battleships>
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> <Insert suffering of deep subcutaneous yet non-lethal wounds>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> ><Insert poisoned bacon, cheese and tomato butties>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>bench
>> >> >while
>> >> >> investigating butty. Butty is duly eaten...>
>> >> >
>> >> ><Insert discovery and subsequent worldwide military/police search for
>> >owner
>> >> >of incriminating evidence>
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> <Insert stomach ache and suspicion that it was "Something I ate">
>> >
>> ><Insert public execution somewhere in Bolivia>
>> >
>>
>>
>> <Insert slow and painful death over the course of several months, during
>> which time I occasionally wonder why I never got a postcard from
>Alister...>
>
><Insert synchronised decomposition>
>
>A.
<insert you both in the ground and hope this thread dies with you>
the Cheshire Cat strikes again!
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BAZ!
cheshire cat wrote in message <3737c...@news.hawaii.rr.com>...
>
>Alister wrote in message <01be9b24$4908e440$1ee2abc3@default>...>><926368369.6244.13...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>>>
>>> Alister wrote in message <01be9a8f$0d178a80$61ffabc3@default>...>>> ><926303399.1784.3...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>>> >>
>>> >> Alister wrote in message <01be9a83$a74590e0$61ffabc3@default>...>>> >> ><926297916.625.17...@news.demon.co.uk>...
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> Alister wrote in message <01be9a5f$5229e300$61ffabc3@default>...
>>> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> >> ><Insert police helicopters with heavy machine guns ...
well,
>>> >they
>>> >> >> >> >borrowed
>>> >> >> >> >> >them>
>>> >> >> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> <Insert slightly prickly sensation as the bullets penetrate
>>some
>>> >> >outer
>>> >> >> >> >> layers of fat. Somehow picks up extra speed (I know,
>>surprised
>>> >me
>>> >> >> >too)>
>>> >> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> ><Insert anti-tank missiles and 18" shells fired from offshore
>>> >> >> >battleships>
>>> >> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> <Insert suffering of deep subcutaneous yet non-lethal wounds>
>>> >> >> >
>>> >> >> ><Insert poisoned bacon, cheese and tomato butties>
>>> >> >> >
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>
>>bench
>>> >> >while
>>> >> >> investigating butty. Butty is duly eaten...>
>>> >> >
>>> >> ><Insert discovery and subsequent worldwide military/police search
for
>>> >owner
>>> >> >of incriminating evidence>
>>> >> >
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> <Insert stomach ache and suspicion that it was "Something I ate">
>>> >
>>> ><Insert public execution somewhere in Bolivia>
>>> >
>>>
>>>
>>> <Insert slow and painful death over the course of several months, during
>>> which time I occasionally wonder why I never got a postcard from
>>Alister...>
>>
>><Insert synchronised decomposition>
>>
>>A.
>
><insert you both in the ground and hope this thread dies with you>
>
<Insert zombified hand bursting out of grave...>