I've heard if you stare at a Lemartes model for too long your eyes will
bleed.
Or maybe jump out of your head and run away screaming. I forget.
--
-smithdoerr
--
Sir Scott " " McDaniel
"DVH" <d...@vhvhvhvh.com> wrote in message
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> has anyone here ever played warhammer till their ears bled?
>
No, but nowadays I get to throw up in the morning till blood runs from my
nose. Does that count?
--
Sir Scott " " McDaniel
"DV8" <D...@WEBTV.COM> wrote in message
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> THATS GAY EYES ANT GOT NO LEGS THATS YORE ASS
> NOW LISSENING TO SKREWDRIVERS
Thank you,sir. May I have another.
yes if yore playing warhammer
> WHY IS YORE ASS BLEEDING
>snip<
Cos yer ma's got a chipped tooth
> THATS GAY EYES ANT GOT NO LEGS THATS YORE ASS
> NOW LISSENING TO SKREWDRIVERS
>
I see the Chav Brigade is back.
__
WebTV users...making AOL users look good since 1992...
- Lief, the last time DV8 was around.
> has anyone here ever played warhammer till their ears bled?
Have you ever tried a bullet salad sandwich? May I suggest something in .45
ACP?
__
Hmm, we have evidence that, on occasion, the abortion lives.
This is expressed in certain specimens such as white-power advocates,
Scientologists and Truthers. Creationists are also prime examples of the
abortion-gone-horribly-wrong phenomenon.
Thank you.
Hmmmm. Who let the 3 yr old on the internet again
I think a bullet would be overkill. A pointed look would probably kill the
little weanie.
>
> No, but nowadays I get to throw up in the morning till blood runs from my
> nose. Does that count?
Fuck, that's rough... Fixable, one hopes.
My normal response would have been that I once drank Brickwoods too,
but I have a feeling levity would be misplaced on this occasion.
Regards,
Moramarth
I like a roast chicken sandwich with mayonnaise, and drizzled with a little
lemon juice.
Although she's not the most imaginative chef in the world, Nigella Lawson
recently did a satisfactory version of this on ciabatta with a layer of
coriander leaves. It's recommended.
Do you like making your own bread, Seamus?
--
Sir Scott " " McDaniel
"Moramarth" <Mora...@moramarth.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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Fuck fixing it. You have no idea what they want me to do.
As far as levity: Humor is never misplaced. Except it seems DV8 can't find
any.
If you drink Squirt right after waking up, it is just as pleasant coming up
as it was going down.
--
This time I will not be silent
I cloak myself in the flag and the First Amendment
JFK - Malcolm X meant it
When John Hancock signed it - he meant it
Abe Lincoln - Bob Marley meant that shit
And my dogs represent that shit
What there are screwdrivers in my ears eh?
--
Sir Scott " " McDaniel
"Moramarth" <Mora...@moramarth.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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I know I responded already, but I have to add something (and actually be
serious for a moment): The day there is not laughter in my house is the day
I no longer wish to live. THAT is what we do: We laugh, we poke fun at each
other, we jibe.
I actually show my wife some of the towels and we take a Rorschach (sp?)
test...
Thanks for the concern, Moramarth. I do appreciate it. But the way I see it:
Full fucking speed ahead.
Just because the brick wall is coming at me, that doesn't mean I'm slowing
down.
NOW is the time to live!!!!
> PLONK
We've been through this:
1.) You have no clue what 'PLONK' actually means, and
2.) You do not have the ability to killfile on WebTV.
__
White supremacists: walking irony by definition.
DV8 to english parser...
"Waaaaah! I can't kill file anyone."
> NOW LISSENING TO SKREWDRIVERS
>
Now this part amuses me no end - you've been listening to
'SKREWDRIVERS' for the last 5 or 6 years. Either Mommy won't change the
record on your Victrola, or you've failed to realize that A - your
attempt to convice someone that you've got the 'trendy' app that adds
your play list to your usenet posts hasn't worked, and B - that that
shit stopped being trendy about 5 years ago.
Myrmidon
--
There's a vacancy for "Bullet-Riddled Corpse" that'd be ideal for him.
- Craig Little
RGMW FAQ: http://www.rgmw.org
That's not lemon juice gizziled on your chin. Though it may have
some resemblance to runny mayonnaise...
Myr :)
--
I figure he was so stupid, that within a week he will have
strangled himself with his wireless keyboard cable.
-- Jim M.
RGMW FAQ: http://www.rgmw.org
> In article <4ad4e53c$0$10483$bed6...@gradwell.net>, d...@vhvhvhvh.com
> says...
>>
>> "Seamus" <eatabul...@yourface.net> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9CA37706...@188.40.43.213...
>> > "DVH" <d...@gradwell.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >> has anyone here ever played warhammer till their ears bled?
>> >
>> > Have you ever tried a bullet salad sandwich? May I suggest
>> > something in .45
>> > ACP?
>>
>> I like a roast chicken sandwich with mayonnaise, and drizzled with a
>> little lemon juice.
>
> That's not lemon juice gizziled on your chin. Though it may have
> some resemblance to runny mayonnaise...
>
> Myr :)
>
...runny?
Maybe I need to drink more water or something.
"DV8" <D...@WEBTV.COM> wrote in message
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> SKREDRIVERS ANT SERPOST TO BE TRENDY DUMMASS
> NOW LISSENING TO SKREWDRIVERS
Honestly, it sounds more like you're drinking screwdrivers than "lissening"
to them.
TROLLIN USENET IN 2009 THATS GAY
NOW LISSENING TO YER MOM SCREEM MY NAME
You bet I'm gay! Happy as a fucking bluejay.
All the love and necro.. necro bestiality.. (Someone help me here)...
Necropyrocryptozoologicalinfantbestiality. With sugar on top.
Tra la la!
NOW DRINKING SCREWDRIVERS! (without orange juice).
BTW: Are you free Saturday?
The only thing more amusing than a white supremacist, is a white
supremacist with delusions of intellect.
Nice riposte, though.
So, is DV8 your mentally challenged alter ego, or some random parasite who
has obviously been chasing pills with a bottle of Liquid Plumr?
__
Superficiality. It's what's for dinner.
Trolling Usenet via WebTV, no less.
Damn, but you're the poster child of the entire skinhead movement:
A white supremacist with the reasoning and mental capacity of a brain-
damaged marmoset.
Wait. ROBCPW1? Is that you?
__
ROBCPW1 is a fucking you.
How do you know?
>
> Nice riposte, though.
>
> So, is DV8 your mentally challenged alter ego, or some random parasite who
> has obviously been chasing pills with a bottle of Liquid Plumr?
Neither of the above.
But you do get another go...
Hmm...you sound awfully familiar. And you were just as pointless then.
--
Daniel Blakemore
"DV8" <D...@WEBTV.COM> wrote in message
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> AND YORE A NIGER BUT ILE STILL BE THE MASTERS RACE IN THE MORNING
> NOW LISSENING TO SKREWDRIVERS
Holy fuck. I mean HOLY FUCK!
Does that not just completely sum up racists, or what?
A racist that can't spell nigger. Patrice O'Neal would laugh his ass off.
I mean: Brutally perfect.
Golf claps, please...
NOW LISSENING TO fuck it
I've seen quite a lot in my time.
>> So, is DV8 your mentally challenged alter ego, or some random
>> parasite who has obviously been chasing pills with a bottle of Liquid
>> Plumr?
>
> Neither of the above.
Oh, I was certainly correct about his status as a parasite.
> But you do get another go...
Very well, I'll ask: Who is the mentally deficient chav that seems to keep
posting from under your skirt?
__
Cleanup on aisle 7...
I hate to break this to you, but the fact that you're calling at least one
white man a /country/ (in a repeatedly sad attempt at a racial slur -
intended for a completely different skin color), screaming everything
you're posting to Usenet in ALLCAPS, and you have the reasoning ability of
a developmentally-challenged hillbilly... You're not a part of the "MASTERS
RACE" as you claim
You are, however, very amusing when poked with a stick.
Dance, Slug-Boy.
There are far more asinine things. Everything you've every posted to
Usenet, for example.
'every'?
I'm definitely tired.
__
>Do the cyclical "september threads" count as continuous?
It's moot now. September 1993 will go down in net.history as the
September that never ended. - Dave Fischer in 1994, alt.folklore.net
The first recorded outbreak of this was Warren Burstein saying
"It's *always* September, *somewhere* on the net" in response to
a particularly Clueless outburst from Delphi.com on alt.folklore.urban,
in fall 1993. - Wendy M. Grossman, "net.wars"
It's having a go at West African Republics now.
Actually this guy is pretty funny. Stupid, but funny.
Honestly... I mean honestly. Are you really this fucking stupid? Is the bus
you ride this short? Come out and say something real... Isn't it time you
outted yourself?
And why are you talking about white supremacists all of a sudden? Seems a
pretty random topic to bring up...
>
>>> So, is DV8 your mentally challenged alter ego, or some random
>>> parasite who has obviously been chasing pills with a bottle of Liquid
>>> Plumr?
>>
>> Neither of the above.
>
> Oh, I was certainly correct about his status as a parasite.
If you say so.
>
>> But you do get another go...
>
> Very well, I'll ask: Who is the mentally deficient chav that seems to keep
> posting from under your skirt?
Why not ask him?
Hmm...
* You're cross-posting from alt.music.white-power.
* You've trolled r.g.m.w before.
* In both cases, you've brought your special WebTV friend with you.
This friend of yours is constantly spewing brainless sentences with
poorly-spelled racist remarks (none of which have any context at all).
:pats DVH on the head:
Your sad attempt at being witty lacks... Wit.
I thought he had an issue with large West African rivers, myself.
Phil
Isn't that cruel to baby yetis? I'm setting the Yeti Conservation
Society on you (and yes, it does exist ... at least on Facebook).
Phil
I'm confused. Which of you is the insane ranter, again?
Phil
Didn't we inaugurate a sort of stupidity outtakes when Chappy-X was
here years ago? Maybe resurrect them for this guy.
Phil
You really need to work on your chat-up lines if you want the nice guy
to go out with you.
Phil
Do you think Seamus would go out with DV8?
"DV8" <D...@WEBTV.COM> wrote in message
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> PLONK ARE STRUGGLES FOR EXISTENTS ANT SUM BIG JOKE YUO FAT CUNT
What the Hell. I'm nominating this one...Anything with cunt in it gets my
attention!
"DV8" <D...@WEBTV.COM> wrote in message
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> IS THAT BICOZ YORE A SEX CRAZY NIGER
Why, yes. Yes it is. I'm a Sex crazy Jewish Nigger with a Cherokee wife.
And I enjoy the services of Asian men.
Any other questions?
I think that was Phil's very English way of hitting on DV8.
Who said anything about stiff *lips*, my dear?
Phil
You fancy me. I know it.
--
Sir Scott " " McDaniel
"Phil Bowles" <pbo...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> On 19 Oct, 22:46, DV8 <D...@WEBTV.COM> wrote:
>> LOL@YUO LIMEYS AND YORE STIFF LIPS
>
> Who said anything about stiff *lips*, my dear?
>
Careful, Phil; this guy has more wit than a bucket full of hammers...
*I wuv you*
I've been watching Man vs Food. I fancy you chicken fried with a side order
of chili cheese fries.
and is smarter than a bag of door knobs.
You obviously don't remember your RGMW trolls very well. Remember Mike
'Will' Hunt\Jimitard told everyone I have no heart and soul.
They're trolls, they ain't worth remembering.
Never heard of her
--
This time I will not be silent
I cloak myself in the flag and the First Amendment
JFK - Malcolm X meant it
When John Hancock signed it - he meant it
Abe Lincoln - Bob Marley meant that shit
And my dogs represent that shit
Are we sure about that last?
Phil
Myr :)
--
i dont even know what that means but i cant help but swell with pride
anyway
- The Cheshire Cat (a.k.a. Whoopi Goldberg)
I tried listening to screwdrivers and I found that a philips head has a much
nicer tone than the almost Noise Marine-esque flatheads.
--
Craig (Now the dremel, she sounds like a nasty bitch)
So how has it been, living with Albinism all these years?
Actually they're Bosnians.