Foo Fa Raw
Michael Alford
material which may be objectionable to some viewers.
This flame presented by popular demand.
rant on
foo-fa-raw n, 1. a fuss or disturbance about something very
insignificant. 2. an excessive amount of decoration. {orig. uncert.}
The definition certainly fits. This troll started flaming tweet and the
IGS art gallery many months ago, claiming his wife had seem some of the
San Francisco Chinatown pictures in a book in China, that they were
taken in China, and were over 100 years old. It is beyond doubt that all
the pictures were taken in San Francisco. tweet said something to the
effect that if his wife had seen the pictures 100 years ago, she must be
an old hag by now. Consequently, we are bombarded with postings that
tweet called Fu's wife an old hag. I don't believe he is even married,
having a wife is something he made up to conduct his flame wars. After
all, if he's as deceitful, deceptive, and disgusting out in the world as
he is on Usenet, and I see no reason to assume otherwise, what woman
would have him? No, I bet ol' Ollie is "as gay as a bishop".
His posting of an h4 game played on KGS in place of the h5 game played
on IGS is clearly deliberate and deceptive. He insulted Cornel Burzo,
his opponent in both games, claiming Mr Burzo's memory was faulty. Other
rgg readers called him on this. He claimed he would have won the h4 game
if he hadn't run out of time. Readers of rgg have posted commentary
contrary to this. He claimed he lost the h5 game because it was
'blitz'. He was, in fact, crushed. Fu claimed these games proved he was
some rank of dan level player. When Mr Burzo disputed this, Fu again
insulted Mr Burzo, IGS, and the general readership, making wild,
unsupportable allegations about Mr Burzo being monitored and banned,
telling him to think for himself. All of this is nothing more than
aggrandizement of himself, Fu is not a strong Go player.
Fu has made emotional appeals to the "thinking majority" on rgg. The
"thinking majority" probably already has him killfiled.
Recently, he had some problem logging in to IGS. Rather than sending a
polite letter of inquiry, as 99 out of 100 other users would do, he
comes to rgg flaming like an arsonist. Well, after all, this is his real
intent, to flame, as he himself states, he doesn't care about IGS. Then
there was all the tripe about some video he made "proving" his account
had been tampered with, when nothing of the kind had actually happened.
More self-aggrandizement. He probably can't stand the thought that no
one at IGS probably cares a tinker's dam about him or his posting at all.
So he flames IGS, flames tweet, flames the other admins, flames me,
flames Cornel etc ad nauseum. Most of what he says is lies or deliberate
misquotes. He just makes stuff up, and continues to post as though his
fantasy is real, even when others post evidence contradicting him. He
reminds me a lot of H L Hu and Choy Ming Yuean, who tried to revise the
history of the destruction of the amateur LG. (he also reminds me a lot
of Ann Coulter another flaming, lying sack with her panties in a knot,
like Fu)
He made the silly post about 'rating' the various servers, obviously
another attempt to start a flame thread. He has stated you can't fake an
email header. He has called tweet and the other admins liars on multiple
occasions, he has called for tweet to be fired, he has stated he will
write to the "sponsors" of IGS himself to accomplish this. That letter
would hit the wastebasket pretty quick, no doubt. This Fu is nothing but
a flaming, brass-balled phoney, and I will probably not respond to his
attempts to provoke me personally any more. He's not worth the time it
takes to post.
There is something that bothers me about his rec.martial-arts
connection. I think by now most of you have had a chance to listen to
the song they had written, and are aware it's not some little joke among
friends, as Fu tries to characterize it. Richman is the only person I
know that has a troll rating scale named after him, and it's not even
for good trolls, it's for bad ones. I bet that Richman never studied any
martial arts, his claims in this area are as phoney as his claims about
his Go playing. Before I was disabled, I taught taiji, I don't believe
that anyone that has actually studied martial arts could end up such a
flaming asshole as Richman.
So, Ollie, Foo, you can tell me STFU as much as you want, you're nothing
but a troll and a wuss. I haven't been able to practice the form or been
on a mat since I became disabled, 14 years ago. I'm old, fat, out of
shape, need a cane to get out of bed in the morning, and I bet I can
still take your candy ass. Crawl back under your rock. STFU.
rant off
Michael
Bantari
Michael Alford wrote:
> This flame presented by popular demand.
This is really funny (but not in the good sense).
Who is it exactly that "damanded" that you post flames on rgg?
Just curious. :)
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-Bantari
http://www.bantari.net/
Mike
Trolls are pieces of crap.
Too bad you can't contain your indignity enough to refrain from
bringing Ann Coulter into the picture. Your asinine attempt at sequitor
is juvenile.
Mike K.
Jeff Nowakowski
> Michael Alford wrote:
>
>>This flame presented by popular demand.
>
>
> This is really funny (but not in the good sense).
> Who is it exactly that "damanded" that you post flames on rgg?
Malf never answers these questions directly, so I'm going to speculate.
From the logs of the Mutual Masturbation Society:
malf: man, I think I'm gonna write a total flame of renli
member-1: yeah, you should totally do that
member-2: heheh, go for it
And lucky us, we get this flame via "popular demand".
-Jeff
Big Duck
and post it here for that!
Go sic him malf!
Big Duck
"Mike" <mkor...@nd.edu> wrote in message
news:1161204429.1...@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Shuurai
Michael Alford wrote:
> The following is a flame of Oliver Richman, aka Fu Ren Li, and contains
> material which may be objectionable to some viewers.
>
> This flame presented by popular demand.
Flame? You mean this whining, pussified, limp-dicked mass of drivel is
what qualifies as a flame on your little checkers newsgroup? And you
actually felt a need to include the disclaimer that it might be
"objectionable" to some people? Objectionable to who? Little old
ladies? The Amish maybe?
And just who in the hell "demanded" that you repost this pathetic
nonsense? Do you mean to tell me that somebody - anybody - read that
girlish bullshit and said to themselves "Man, what a flame?!? He sure
got owned!!"
Damn.
You brought up the Richman Scale. We're going to start a new scale
here on RMA - we'll call it the Malf Scale. It'll be used to rank
flames on a scale of 1-10.
You get a -12. That's -2 for the flame itself, and -10 for actually
being impressed enough with yourself to repost the stupid thing.
Michael Alford
Sensi Tiger
thank you Malf for posting that, I had a really great time reading
Shuurai's post.
Michael Alford
I suppose I should thank you for being the first to expose Richman's
deceit over the games he played with Cornel, well done. I'm curious
though if you've taken any math classes recently? What happens when you
start with 3 and add 2? :)
Yours,
Michael
Michael Alford
That's crosspost.
Michael Alford
Welcome. The hope was that more rma people with experience with Richman
would post to rgg.
Bantari
Michael Alford wrote:
> The hope was that more rma people with experience with Richman
> would post to rgg.
Why?
Don't you think we manage to generate enough flames on our own?
Do you really need more? :)
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-Bantari
http://www.bantari.net/
Fraser Johnston
"Michael Alford" <ma...@aracnet.com> wrote in message
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Everyone on RMA just sees him as a cockshiner.
Fraser
Michael Alford
I notice that you've removed the crosspost link. Oh well, doesn't
matter. I find it hard to believe that you (even you!) are posting
anything in support of Richman.
Michael
Michael Alford
:)
GreendistantNOSPAMstar
"Renli" <oliver....@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>> > would
>> > post to rgg.
>>
>> Everyone on RMA just sees him as a cockshiner.
>>
>> Fraser
>
> "Japanese Virgin Wives" than discuss real martial arts?
Guess you don't understand what rma is about, Ollie. Have you ever read the FAQ?
Or talk about
> how brown people are responsible for all plane crashes? Yes, I saw
> those stupid posts.
> You know, it's amazing how fast someone shuts up when they get bitch
> slapped for talking with their dick in their mouth - A lesson you seem
> to have forgotten when you made this post.
>
> So what'll it be today Fraiser - another glass of talking shit on the
> rocks, or can we actually accomplish something this time?
El Queso was right. And what happened to my Deathmatch (tm), bitch?
I have a EMFG waiting for you. Can't you oblige?
--
GDS
" Let's roll! "
Mef
Michael Alford wrote:
> That's crosspost.
I guess I can take some consolation in the fact that the RMA people
have to put up with this as well...y'know what they say, misery loves
company....
Fraser Johnston
> You mean, you and a bunch of other MMA people who would rather laugh at
> "Japanese Virgin Wives" than discuss real martial arts? Or talk about
> how brown people are responsible for all plane crashes? Yes, I saw
> those stupid posts.
Considering I'm not an MMA person and brown people were responsible for plane
crashes then the answer to that is a definite maybe.
>
> You know, it's amazing how fast someone shuts up when they get bitch
> slapped for talking with their dick in their mouth - A lesson you seem
> to have forgotten when you made this post.
Yeah. You have shut up fast in the past. Thanks for reminding me. One day
you will pull the dick out of your mouth. With a bit of luck the guy won't
have cum first.
> So what'll it be today Fraiser - another glass of talking shit on the
> rocks, or can we actually accomplish something this time?
I'm happy with shit talking. How about an axe battle on a windy rooftop?
Fraser
Fraser Johnston
"Mef" <mwil...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1161229784....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com...
Personally I like watching ollie get bitchslapped.
Fraser
Shuurai
Renli wrote:
> > > post to rgg.
> >
> > Everyone on RMA just sees him as a cockshiner.
> >
> > Fraser
>
> "Japanese Virgin Wives" than discuss real martial arts? Or talk about
> how brown people are responsible for all plane crashes? Yes, I saw
> those stupid posts.
As opposed to the great knowledge the group gained from your endless
bullshit ramblings about tai chi? Man, anyone who actually read your
drivel and took it seriously actually *lost* knowledge. They are now
dumber for the experience.
Before you ever again use the phrase "real martial arts" you should
reflect on the fact that the entire range of your knowledge on the
subject is absolute fantasy. You are completely full of shit -
seriously.
> You know, it's amazing how fast someone shuts up when they get bitch
> slapped for talking with their dick in their mouth - A lesson you seem
> to have forgotten when you made this post.
You know, I could have sworn it was *you* who ran from the newsgroup
with his tail between his legs and even changed your fking name.
> So what'll it be today Fraiser - another glass of talking shit on the
> rocks, or can we actually accomplish something this time?
Oh, sit the fuck down bitch. Have you actually forgetten how much of a
joke you are? Do we need to cue up the song to remind you?
Bantari
> I notice that you've removed the crosspost link. Oh well, doesn't
> matter.
This conversation does not have anything to do with RMA.
> I find it hard to believe that you (even you!) are posting
> anything in support of Richman.
I didn't mention him, did I?
I said what I had to say to and about Renli for now in another thread.
Now its about you, not him.
As I said to Renli - people can read.
He keeps doing a pretty good job discrediting himself.
Sad, but its his own business now.
As for you...
By bringing in more flames so blatantly, you are not showing him in bad
light but yourself. And this is what I am talking about here. Not
about Richman.
Alas... as I have also said to Renli - you too are a big boy.
Do as you wish.
Out.
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-Bantari
http://www.bantari.net/
GreendistantNOSPAMstar
> Shuurai wrote:
>
>> And just who in the hell "demanded" that you repost this pathetic
>> nonsense? Do you mean to tell me that somebody - anybody - read that
>> girlish bullshit and said to themselves "Man, what a flame?!? He sure
>> got owned!!"
>>
>> Damn.
>>
>> You brought up the Richman Scale. We're going to start a new scale
>> here on RMA - we'll call it the Malf Scale. It'll be used to rank
>> flames on a scale of 1-10.
>>
>> You get a -12. That's -2 for the flame itself, and -10 for actually
>> being impressed enough with yourself to repost the stupid thing.
>
Hard to think of two more dissimilar newsgroups (rec.games.go and
rec.martial-arts) yet somehow you've managed to become a standing joke in both.
Quite an acomplishment, even for you, Oliver.
Rich
> Fraser Johnston wrote:
> > Everyone on RMA just sees him as a cockshiner.
>
> You mean, you and a bunch of other MMA people who would rather laugh at
> "Japanese Virgin Wives" than discuss real martial arts? Or talk about
> how brown people are responsible for all plane crashes?
No, Ollie; everyone.
Karate guys, judo guys, MMA guys, kung fu guys... really, it's not a
clique.
:P
Rich
Badger North
GreendistantNOSPAMstar wrote:
> Guess you don't understand what rma is about, Ollie. Have you ever read the FAQ?
We have a FAQ?
> El Queso was right. And what happened to my Deathmatch (tm), bitch?
Whoa up there, GDS, I think he's scheduled to come and kick my ass
first to atone for my sins against Shaolin.
> I have a EMFG waiting for you. Can't you oblige?
EMFG FTW!
Badger North
www.youngforest.ca